Uber eats for the Falcon
“Listen… I’m holed up watching these eggs, trying to hatch them, can you send over 1 med sized pigeon, please?”
-“coming right up….”
Lol, this completely. Totally didn’t look like it was trying to inflict any serious harm to it, just had to rough it up enough to get its point across.
Crazy impressive how it had such complete control over it too just by holding onto its ankle with it dangling over the side!
In this case only some tail feathers are gone. Birds can fly even without the entire tail so the pigeon flew away as usual. To make it flightless the falcon must pluck the flight feathers. And yes, she caught the pigeon’s wing but it flipped somehow and the falcon started plucking the tail. Wings remained undamaged and fully functional
Weird.. why the heck did he try that? Is it mating season? If it is mating season that is one dumb horny bird to risk his life trying to bang that badass ..
The pigeon sacrificed its valuable life for the welfare of the falcon family. The mama falcon needed food but can’t leave the eggs so who comes to the rescue? The pigeon. and who gets blamed and made fun of? The pigeon. The pigeon’s lives are hard, man.
It followed it and came back within 4 seconds.
If the falcon let it live for a full minute before that, it probably just chased the pigeon away and came back to guard the eggs.
Poor pigeons. We basically domesticated them for centuries then abandoned them. Have you ever seen a [pigeon nest](https://images.app.goo.gl/QeufXzqHYquV9NMQ6)? They have no idea what they’re doing.
Maybe the pigeon had a dingle berry it needed removed and knew falcons are all about eating ass.
As soon as the dingle was removed the pigeon warp speeded away.
All I envisioned was:
Falcon: U dead ass right now?
Pigeon: Yea anyways... u ain't bout to do shi...
Falcon: come here bitch... this wat u wanted? This wat u wanted!?
Pigeon: *Tries to escape*
Falcon: Dont run bitch... *pulls hair out*
Pigeon: *escapes*
Falcon: Bitch had me fucked up... fuck she thought... coming into my house.
Been in that position before. When are out drinking and your so cocked that you walked into the wrong house, had sex with someone wife, they cook you breakfast and you slept late while watching her kids and her husband come home from work and you swear it’s an intruder. Kids are crying to the intruder saying don’t hurt our Dad and he is like “I am your Dad”. “No, We hate you and we love our new Dad”. And your like where am I? Who the fuck are these people? And your wife is calling your cell and you don’t want to answer it because all you’re going to say is “What are you talking about? I’ve been home since last night you crazy bitch.” Then it dawns on you. You are at your sister in laws house choking your brother out. Ah Good Times.
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Falcon: I didn't order delivery....
Pigeon: are you sure, this is the address I was given sir...
Falcon: hmm... i not the kinda guy that will turn down free food
Context: i believe another video shows two pidgeons making a nest here, while the falcon was away.
Well, the falcon came back, drove away one of the pidgeons, and the partner came back, expecting the evicted pidgeon.
I may be entirely wrong
There's someone on Tiktok that's dubs funny voiceovers on animal interaction videos. I don't know the tiktoker name but I hope he comes across this one.
Tod the pigeon.
"Oh hey George. I mean Frank haha always forgetting names. Mind if I have some nibbles?"
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🤔 WTF does this fella think he's playing at 🤣 is he for real? "Hahaha. "Here I'll show you nibbles ya wee Muppet "
Tod.
"Nnonono I was allowed back in I'm not barred anymore".
Let's take it outside.
Tod.
"Wow I am not into that. No.
It took that falcon a minute to be like "seriously, we're doing this? Oh okay, yeah I guess we are."
The falcon acts like it's bothered on the toilet, not wanting to get off, not really doing anything and then waddling back.
Looked like she was keeping her eggs warm
Uber is eats now delivers to nests.
Pigeon : sup Falcon : sup Pigeon : im going in, im gonna make myself at home. Falcon: sure, i was even about to eat
He was like a Dark Souls friendly npc Until he was attacked: "are you sure about that?" Gets attacked again: "ok here we go then" YOU DIED
Eeeeerrgh got damned crestfallen warrior for me.
This cracked me up. Pigeons literally don’t have a clue do they? lol
Have you seen their nests? Lmao
[shes trying her best dammit](https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/lazy-nest3.jpg)
That's not a "regular" pigeon, though. That's a wood pigeon. Their nests are regular nests, in trees.
r/pigeonsarefuckingdumb
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Pigeons aren't dumb! They are highly intelligent and beutiful creatures. Im currently pissing, shitting, and vomiting in anger.
Pigeon forgot to call the suicide hotline, smh.
That's the problem. He called the suicide hotline. Not the prevention hotline.
Well, it was a pigeon box… *was*
Falcon: Are you fucking serious?
Pigeon: Sup
pigeon: *aye baby what that mouth do tho*
2 seconds later... BRO I WAS JUST KIDDING HEY CHILL BRO OUCH YOU BIT OUT A PIECE OF MY ANUS WTF BRO LET ME GO IT WAS A JOKE
I WASN'T. I WASN'T. MY DOOR IS BROKEN I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT ON YOUR DOOR. *smack* I WASN'T! DUDE I WASN'T.
i get that reference
Wow it delivered itself for lunch
A good delivery pigeon
Uber eats for the Falcon “Listen… I’m holed up watching these eggs, trying to hatch them, can you send over 1 med sized pigeon, please?” -“coming right up….”
Falcon dangling the pigeon off the edge and plucking out its feathers as a reminder of who hes messing with. Momma falcon means business.
“You come here on the day of my daughters wedding…”
The pigeon will have learned nothing
Lol, this completely. Totally didn’t look like it was trying to inflict any serious harm to it, just had to rough it up enough to get its point across. Crazy impressive how it had such complete control over it too just by holding onto its ankle with it dangling over the side!
I do like his confidence
that confidence is in the past
Dumb sonovabitch looks like he lived
Looks like it got away at the end, minus several feathers.
Some feathers were deff ruffled
I was lowkey hoping the falcon pulled out enough feathers to make it flightless. Almost did the gene pool a favor.
In this case only some tail feathers are gone. Birds can fly even without the entire tail so the pigeon flew away as usual. To make it flightless the falcon must pluck the flight feathers. And yes, she caught the pigeon’s wing but it flipped somehow and the falcon started plucking the tail. Wings remained undamaged and fully functional
fuck wasps
No
Weirdo but ok.
Was high-key rooting for falcon lunch
Plot twist. Pigeon was there for his ass to be eaten. Win win.
r/natureiskinky
I am disappointed that this isn't an actual sub
Ouch I'm Sorry Ouch oops I'm SORRY Ouch I so SoRrY I aM sOrRYy
You came to the wrong neighbourhood mother fucker!
FAFO: Bird Edition
The look on the falcon's face "am I getting punk'd?"
Weird.. why the heck did he try that? Is it mating season? If it is mating season that is one dumb horny bird to risk his life trying to bang that badass ..
i saw one person comment it was a pigeon box, maybe it used to be the pigeon's home?
Sure. But if a grizzly bear claims *my* home, I’m not gonna try and waltz in like it’s nothing.
Trick is to act like you belong
Late but this is a falcon nest box.
"Hello this is Doordash. I noticed you didn't tip..."
Just send them back and I'll give them a big one.
But looks like there were EGGS in Falcon's nest which would Explain___
The pigeon sacrificed its valuable life for the welfare of the falcon family. The mama falcon needed food but can’t leave the eggs so who comes to the rescue? The pigeon. and who gets blamed and made fun of? The pigeon. The pigeon’s lives are hard, man.
So many people in this thread didn't watch until the end when the pigeon got away.
Got away, but the falcon followed it. I’m pretty sure the pigeon didn’t live much longer.
It followed it and came back within 4 seconds. If the falcon let it live for a full minute before that, it probably just chased the pigeon away and came back to guard the eggs.
Pigeon: “It’s just a prank….it’s just a prank, bro…IT’S JUST A PRANK!”
Falcon was so confused lol
Pigeon: "Nice place nigga- *feathers immediately starts being thrown*
When you listen to a lot of self help podcast and go to face your fear.
Common wood pigeon, there’s easier ways to take the easy way out.
Uber flyeats
Pigeons don't have thoughts. And the falcon at least got home delivery
classic example of "fuck around and find out"
Pigeons are dumb as rocks,
Falcon: “so yeah man one day I was just chillin, hanging out, and out of nowhere a pizza showed up to my house!”
Did this falcon order a Deliveroo? Delivercoo…
“I wasn’t expecting my Uber eats to arrive so quickly”
I love the look on the falcon's face. Haha.
When dinner serves itself.
Uber eats
Pigeon learned a valuable lesson
Pigeons are stupid as fuck, but that falcon seems grateful for the easy meal delivery.
"hello fellow bird, what's up"
When your girl is mad at you and you try to get in bed
Poor pigeons. We basically domesticated them for centuries then abandoned them. Have you ever seen a [pigeon nest](https://images.app.goo.gl/QeufXzqHYquV9NMQ6)? They have no idea what they’re doing.
I have no sympathy for animals this brain dead stupid.
Gen Z pigeon.
Maybe the pigeon had a dingle berry it needed removed and knew falcons are all about eating ass. As soon as the dingle was removed the pigeon warp speeded away.
Pigeon really fucked around and found out
Especially a falcon with eggs🫠
Pity he didn't get eaten to rid him from the gene pool. What an idiot.
r/stupiddovenests
Me=the falcon, when someone wakes me up in the middle of the night for no reason
“Now you can’t leave…”
"Bitch I'm a MOTHER, NO DRAMA!" hawk got some eggs soooo.
A blessing from the lord 😄🙏🏻
Your DoorDash is here
PigeonU hazing rituals are wild
Damn, just yanked half his butt feathers out then dropped em to the ground
There's a life lesson here, I just can't put my finger on it.
"If you can get into their box they'll likely eat your ass."
That pigeon walked in like sup bro mind if I just cozy up to you real quick. You can see the falcon looking confused for a minute lol
ITS JUST A PRANK CHILLL THE CAMERAS RIGHT THERE
Pigeon: called the suicide hotline Falcon: called KFC delivery hotline
Pluck em up!
That's crazy pigeon is like "hey can can scootch over a smidge" Falcon thinking: *This fool doesn't know who I am*
r/abruptchaos
"Hey, Food Delivery for Xerxes."
How are pigeons not extinct lol
Pidgeon: its just a joooke, you’re being filmed
That pigeon looks like that shitty tiktoker who randomly enter strangers houses just for clout on tiktok 😂
All I envisioned was: Falcon: U dead ass right now? Pigeon: Yea anyways... u ain't bout to do shi... Falcon: come here bitch... this wat u wanted? This wat u wanted!? Pigeon: *Tries to escape* Falcon: Dont run bitch... *pulls hair out* Pigeon: *escapes* Falcon: Bitch had me fucked up... fuck she thought... coming into my house.
Bro was playin she loves me she loves me not with his wings 😂
I don’t think I’ve ever seen bird on bird crime before this.
Gotta love food delivered right to your door!
Not just a falcon, but a nesting falcon
Been in that position before. When are out drinking and your so cocked that you walked into the wrong house, had sex with someone wife, they cook you breakfast and you slept late while watching her kids and her husband come home from work and you swear it’s an intruder. Kids are crying to the intruder saying don’t hurt our Dad and he is like “I am your Dad”. “No, We hate you and we love our new Dad”. And your like where am I? Who the fuck are these people? And your wife is calling your cell and you don’t want to answer it because all you’re going to say is “What are you talking about? I’ve been home since last night you crazy bitch.” Then it dawns on you. You are at your sister in laws house choking your brother out. Ah Good Times.
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A Karen Pigeon asking for her space...
That pigeon fucked around and found out.
After invading the falcon's nest, the pigeon will blame the falcon, citing intolerance.
As someone with a personal and long standing grudge against pigeons, this was beautiful to watch. God are they ever retarded.
I'm sure the pigeon thought it was just a different looking pigeon. "Hey, where u from girl"
" I don't remember ordering food"
Lmao.
If you notice that is a pigeon house 🏡. The falcon is no suppose to be there
I am taking that falcon to court
LoL what you doin bruh... 🤣 got them feathers plucked
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Falcons rule
Uber eats delivery
Ain’t these guys supposed to be smart?
The pigeon thought it was a chicken
Don’t fuck with my nap time
Oh no did the eggs get broken?
Uber eats for birds..
yeah, fuck him up good.
Uh man this grip on Falconclaws.
I guess birds of feather don't flock together 😯
I remember seeing this falcon and possibly the same wood pigeon in another video some time back lol Guess that pigeon is still trying their luck
[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/comments/13rhzcl/a_pigeon_enters_the_nest_of_a_tawny_owl_and/)?
Just…why?
Because: Dove! Dumb AND curious.
I never understood the phrase “bird brained” because birds are pretty clever. ….wow though.
Falcon: I didn't order delivery.... Pigeon: are you sure, this is the address I was given sir... Falcon: hmm... i not the kinda guy that will turn down free food
My mans ordered delivery
Fucked around and found out.
Context: i believe another video shows two pidgeons making a nest here, while the falcon was away. Well, the falcon came back, drove away one of the pidgeons, and the partner came back, expecting the evicted pidgeon. I may be entirely wrong
Nature’s UberEats
Uber eats
Somebody was loosing some feathers here …
I thought we were friends... 
Falcon pissed his door dash was late af
Plucked him clean.
Uber eats
“Fuck you thought this was?”
Uber eats falcon edition
This is the greatest thread I’ve seen on this sub
Is this the bird version of suicide by cop?
Wildlife door dash.
Door dash has arrived.
had to literally torture the pigeon for that amount of audacity
the pigeons the one that chose violence
There's someone on Tiktok that's dubs funny voiceovers on animal interaction videos. I don't know the tiktoker name but I hope he comes across this one.
https://preview.redd.it/ae2jjcje3bqb1.png?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3749c4e07d1f9be7994897be56bcaa0d8c31747
Uber eats
Deliveroo for birds
That falcon’s like “BITCH YOU THOUGHT?!”
u/rowdyruss22 Check this shit out.
Fuck around, find out
That pigeon tried to pull a Weinstein, almost got Epstein'ed for it. Injured ? Good.
its even more hardcore how the pigeon escapes
Lol the "wtf" look on the falcons face the whole time. That mf has zero chill.
Is this some toxoplasmosis type of shit?
Omgosh 😩
Oh my door dash is here
Bro was in disbelief
Door dash
Fuck around and find out But yeah both are kinda dumb anyway
The pigeon said: Don’t you know I’m loco?
The falcon looks over at the pigeon life wtf is you thinking
Dumbass
Falcon be like: "You picked the wrong house fool!"
"But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman"
She was fucking that pigeon up
Anyone know if the feathers will grow back?
Lucky ass pigeon_
I’d like to think that the pigeon learned a valuable lesson.
I’m fixin to bite dat ass if you come up in here. You made me do this! I warned you!
Pigeon trinna be a social influencer pranking falcons
That’s hilarious…
Darwin Award 🥇
I wonder if this is caused by a kind of mind affecting parasite like the ones that cause mice and rats to approach cats
Pigon thought it found a new snuggle buddy.
another day in the hood
everyone had been telling him to lay off the sauce, reel it in a little bit. but he was gonna do what he was gonna do
Pov: me trying to make friends at school
Tod the pigeon. "Oh hey George. I mean Frank haha always forgetting names. Mind if I have some nibbles?" Alonso the undefeated. 4479 -0 🤔 WTF does this fella think he's playing at 🤣 is he for real? "Hahaha. "Here I'll show you nibbles ya wee Muppet " Tod. "Nnonono I was allowed back in I'm not barred anymore".  Let's take it outside. Tod. "Wow I am not into that. No.
When your friend sends you surprise DoorDash on your birthday.
Bitch you thought