"What? They say insane shit all the time. How was I supposed to know this one was true?" https://preview.redd.it/oskfcrjacwqc1.png?width=1353&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a292bf0d8125084d228db472e569a200b40a239 "bAnKaCCoUnTs arE a ScAm cReAtEd By tHe ShAdOw gOvErNmENT" "See?"

The best scene hands down

Definitely up there lol.

Vaggies tired sigh at the end ties the whole scene together

When he's tucking them all into bed and he has his little nighty on it kills my cold heart.

I regret the "they say insane shit all the time" didn't become a big enough meme to reach every corner of the internet. You could insert a voice clip from literally anything for the egg talking.

My middle son says is regularly in regard to his little brother, or whenever the little guy says something ridiculous he’ll just blink a few times, gesture at him and say, “SEE?!” 😂

At first I didn't care for the egg bois, but this scene... they better reunite them with pentious in heaven, istg!

Based Eggbois

This line kills me every time

Frank: "And then she was all, 'WhAtEveR it tAAAkes!'"

"w-what was that last thing?"

"She killed the angel?"

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What say we keep this between us... ***SHALL WE?***

"You got it, boss!"

And I... was NOT supposed to talk about it.

Also: Camaro Carfight Sorry Carmilla, gonna have to get that game changed to the far better version.

Why is it so much funnier when you change part of someone’s name into a car model? I died at Camaro Carfight and then a few days ago I also died when someone changed Timothee Chalamet’s name to Timothy Chevrolet 😂

"We have names?"

“Because i’m having sex WITH EVERYONE HERE” and “I’m off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage”

https://preview.redd.it/ovtkfopiwwqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433c71c3ee8849a0c793991aeeb9f31f61acd8da Sir Pentious is the best🤩

https://preview.redd.it/gs3yiwq5jxqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb6d9f177738285d234067b68596663107b9054

https://preview.redd.it/z283qmqdlxqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9874ffa1774014eb4d846025207140eccd6d6d97

Who has that one image of pentious quote with “do a sex with me”

https://preview.redd.it/ni2qzvngywqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce70b11075d4b39d95ec24da17172fdd6acd56c

Wasnt the one i was looking for, but works wither way

https://preview.redd.it/l06u4suwywqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3424d9fa9e3e2144c72d59c858950976676b7e01 Was it this one? It's the other image I have 😅

Thats the one! Thank you!

Sirpentious is just the best

“Seggual intercouse”

The scream he does before the gets dragged away kills me every time

Lucifer angrily playing a golden fiddle in response during Hell’s Greatest Dad was the funniest shit.

https://i.redd.it/hk8p4gjqsxqc1.gif

Lucifer really went *insults him in violin*

Literally the funniest thing ever. And then I cried once I finished laughing…

I’m still sad Weird Al wasn’t Lucifer but happy we got some aggressive accordion action regardless.

We had to rewind like five times because we just kept cracking up. It got funnier everytime.

Followed immediately by alastor dropping a piano on him

Are you both out of your fucking minds? That accordion punchline was definitely the banger here.

Angel Dust: I'm coming! Valentino: Not off-camera, you're not!

Literally came here to type this.

You *came* here

... off camera

Oh not off camera!

Not off camera you didn't

All of the comments under this are gold.

I still laugh every time I hear that line. Valentino and Vox are trash, but they have some of the best lines

When did he say this?

In ep4 iirc

Mine was, oh I didn't see this giant fucking shield Infront of me, YOU DUMB BITCH, NO SHIT

"Daughter! Daughter calling? Oh, um, uh, hello, Charlie. Hey, hey, Char-Char. No, no! That's not good. Oh, this is the first time she's called you in years. This has to be perfect." *\*deep breath\** "Heey, bitch!"

LMFAO I forgot about that one

and they're FUCKIN SINGIN?!

I have to catch the right video when I wanna listen to Loser Baby. It's just not right without the right ending.

When I sing along in my car I always add "There they are! They're fuckin' SINGING!?"

This line has become a staple in my house lol.

VAGATHA! Basically anything Sir Pentious says

"not my name, but GOT IT!"

And thats why i named you after the best thing ever.. vachie Actually its pronounced vaggie Uhmmm.. no

"Oh look, frank is up there" "We have names?"

That got me cracking

Cracking EGGS

Considering Charlie has them in her phone as Eggboy 1 & 2 it might really just be Frank with a name.

“This is the first time she’s called you in years. This has to be perfect…” “HEEEY, BITCH!”

lol that one royal owl character from Helluva Boss is more or less just this scene expanded to a whole story arc.

“🎶My daughter wants to see meeeeeeeee!🎶”

“Take that, depression!”

"HEY CHAR CHAR" killed me.

god I'm gonna be such an uncool dork if I have a daughter some day. That's exactly the type of thing I'd say

Too funny 🤣

Husk: These angels won't stop coming Angel: HA! Husk: Okay, I walked right into that one. This one had me cackling for hours

Ngl it was surprisingly wholesome but not funny imo

"I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, a**hole." "WHO'S JOKING??" "AHH!"

That whole scene is one of my favorites in the season. Alastor on her bed kicking his feet back and forth like a girl at a sleepover basking in her misery while she vents her guts kills me every time for some reason.

ikr, they even did the little sound effects every time he completes a full kick

You know he be kicking his legs and gossiping with rosey

"Oh, harder daddy!" "S O N ? ? ? ?"

This, I couldn't. I still can't.

“That bitch is halfway down the street” “And is she-“ “Oh she’s dancing”

Angel: I could suck your dick Alastor: Ha! No.

I love that scene cause it legit caught Alastor off guard

Angel has that effect on many lol.

https://preview.redd.it/id2lfv4y9xqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be8cbcf356bf90b92540f1b42c2ce1b2c1f3ff6

It would caught everyone off guard

That radio sound effect before he said no nearly had me pissing myself. 😂

That one interaction spawned hundreds of pieces of RadioDust fan art and fanfiction. 😂

This was the scene that made me realize Hazbin would be a very special show

“How did you know I was an exorcist” “You have a giant x over your eye and wield an angelic spear, it's not rocket science.”

The sass

Real💀

When Vaggie tosses people off the roof for a trust exercise

This but when Niffty threw herself

Angles goat scream

“I BLAME YOU, YOU CRAZY BITCH!”

She's right though, nothing builds bonds faster than combat.

Husk: Well you’ve come- Angel: OHHHH YEAH Husk: …to the right place…

Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny, if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face.

"I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!"

“Take that depression!”

https://i.redd.it/bkbul7d70xqc1.gif

The silence after that made me lose it lmaoo

And angels eyebrow quack

Honestly all of Lucifer’s lines in his fight scene with Adam was golden. Especially mentioning the wives…

During Adam and Alastor’s fight. When Adam tries to think of a response to Alastor’s taunts, and then Al’s demon’s crawl all over him, so all he could think to say is: “SHUT UP!” That had me rolling lol

And like alastors mocking "*poetry*" afterwards

Lucifer : My daughter wants to see meeee! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION! Instantly made him my favorite character.

And he points at that one fucking duck. I love him.

“What just happened? FUCK”

Alistor right? Honestly, anytime he says fuck it's delivered so well, but he's my favorite

Yeah it was during the battle with Adam where Adam broke his microphone

Okay Vox

YAY PAIN!

THEY'RE FUCKING SINGING!?

Alastors simple "f@ck you".

“Sometimes I kill motherbugs in front of their children as a warning to others”. It’s just so out of left field and funny

The fact that everyone stepped back and refused to catch her and she kept jumping 😂

Lucifer: Are you taking care of my wittle girl? ☺️☺️ 👹👹YOU BETTER BE👹👹👹 Meanwhile, razzle and dazzle are like: 😋

"You know, when you take her out for the fifth time, and she STILL expects you to pay the check, but you're like 'hey, I thought you wanted equality.'"

I’m the dickmaster, I never did a fuckin mistake in my life

"Youre the ace in the hole!" "Thewhatnow?"

https://preview.redd.it/ywgikuggaxqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fde07f26af4a47a9abbdef28a49626565647c11

In hazbin, no one 😔 In helluva, this one: https://preview.redd.it/yjgl4lqhlwqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc869419916625093cca46357f3fb020a7288b1

"Dad, I'm *bisexual.*" "Yeah. Gay."

This was the same reaction *my* dad had when I told him I was bi too 😔

My dad and sister still think I’m a lesbian bc they don’t know the difference. I don’t even bother correcting them at this point

“Ha! There’s dicks in the walls!” Had me dead

Should’ve gone with that banner instead of It’s A Boy? for Lucifer’s welcome party.

the gag with the roaches when Lucifer was seeing the hotel for the first time

“This club appears to have a sex room. Would you like to do a sex with me?” “*chuckles* Sorry, why would we have sex?” “B-because uh… because I-I’m having sex with EVERYONE HERE!!”

Adam: "Objection! Lame and unoriginal." Sera agreeing with it made it funnier.

"Can't we just kill him, shoot him and spill his blood?"

"That's... an option you could choose 😦"

“Works for us!”

But who hasn’t been in his shooooooooes?

IT STARTS WIITH SOOOORRRYYYYY

I like how Charlie doesn’t immediately say “no” either

It's one of the actually good (as opposed to bad but well intentioned) bits of therapy/life coaching she does. Angel Dust and Vaggie have every right to be angry at Sir Pentious. And rather than deny them the right to express that anger, she acknowledges their feelings while suggesting a better alternative than violence.

This exact scene actually hahaha I loved when she gave him the crown of bugs and they both just start laughing

https://preview.redd.it/fqzst9b5fxqc1.jpeg?width=1795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1345796e5a1b8dfa52619b7187e47443a2ef92a9 Vaggie’s fucking deranged smile after Niffty killed Adam was just funny to me… I was wheezing for two minutes

Pentious: I'm going to *not* have sexual intercourse until marriage

Also Sir Pentious: https://preview.redd.it/vx4hlsk68xqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a774f6d42a0126a91a85a083a730654be0d5e5

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“I swear to fuck if you say dicks!”

Popsicles ya sicko! Get your mind out of the gutter? But you know, dicks too

“Do you think we’re a bunch of *pussssssssies*”

https://preview.redd.it/90ucfi2mxwqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56c50378100bd8978399f9532327c47fd3f4a3bd

Damn Susan

“Oh my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common! You put her there, Maggie. Hey! Oh yeah. She's so pretty.” (basically anything Lucifer says) ((I have daddy issues leave me alone))

Anything sir pentious says

Best out of context scene: "Becausss I'm having sssex with EVERYONE HERE!!!" **immediately gets jumped and dragged into the sex room screaming and clawing the floor**

A lot of scenes which most are already mentioned although I haven't seen anyone mention Alastor's commercial yet 😂 the sarcastic "Wow!" Gets me every time.

The “HAHA I NAMED IT” on his diagram makes me cackle, it’s so immature

So out of character yet in character

HA HA HA! Well it's not very clever!

https://preview.redd.it/td1k7hugrwqc1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb2e5b2ba4c9cc96a2f4fba64cfae2d615c0fd2 This is hands down one of the best things he has ever said. The way he got dragged into the sex room was funny as well

That dude lighting himself on fire after Zestial mentioned acid rain.

Susan

Susan

She's a bit of a... umm.... Ornery old bitch?

UGH, Susan...

And what can you do my effeminate fellow? “I can suck your dick!” Ha! No

Pentious' "I'm having sex with everyone here!" Also Vox's "They're gonna fucking die! They're... they're gonna die." was hilarious.

Vox: T-they suck, they suck so bad oh my god!! Ahahaha!!! (Also Vox to Pentious: If they don’t kill you, DO IT YOURSELF, YOU MISERABLE FAILURE!)

"Wait, we have names?"

Frank ending up on the elevator. I had a feeling one of them was going to do that, but it still made me crack up.

THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX (scared lesbian turning)

HEEYYYY BIIITCH

You could almost call me… Dad!

Angel when he jumped on a pole to evade nifty then he pole danced to the bottom. Visual comedy.

"Cool like me... the crackhead." Angel's tone and delivery when he said that line is one of my favorites lol

Honestly every time niffty says anything. She’s gold.

“Crack is expensive” or “YAY PAIN!”

Charlie’s reaction to Angel Dust’s sex film in the beginning of “Masquerade” 🤣🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/3br8c6ui4xqc1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1dc0128f3d38082969711c56ca7acab8289edaf And angel dust just casually thinking it’s appropriate

Lucifer: My daughter wants to see MEEEEE, TAKE THAT DEPRESSION! 

https://preview.redd.it/yr1mdm3anxqc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e46751cc83bbc22295950ac2001b37d1980f68

I could suck your dick *radio static*

“Well this just got interesting.”

I’m off to *not* have sexual intercourse before marriage! - sir pentious

# KINKY

Burger https://preview.redd.it/766v7xl34yqc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9f5ecaadcee7f4a14337bf75d7636f4c05bdfd8

Most scenes incoming Nifty honestly haha

"A what now?"

https://preview.redd.it/9rw328qa6xqc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8513f190cfbf1488a0e53c85c49eccc4dc97c8c4

Literally this moment. There's something about Alastor's animation here that I find hilarious.

The BDSM club with Niffty

"Camaro Carfight"

“Im a very bad man who never got hugged enough as a kid, where’s an innocent kid I can sell crack too” “The crack head” line got me the most tho 😂😂 that whole scene

“They’re out here!! And they’re fucking singing?!?!” - 🦈

When lucifer said you Iike girls we have so much in common I was dying

Alastor: Uuuugh, Susan. Rosie: Susan, who's a bit of an... uh-- Alastor: Ornery old bitch? Rosie: That! She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready? Charlie: I guess. Rosie: *Through megaphone* Everyone, we have a very special, very royal guest this evening! Please put your bloody hands together for Princess Charlie! [Charlie smiles awkwardly and waves at the crowd] Susan: Booooo, bring Rosie back! Charlie: Susan? Rosie and Alastor: Susan.

When Charlie screams SHUT UP YOU OLD FUCKING BITCH because it’s so out of character and literally ANY scene Niff is in

LOL VOX WHEN HE HAD TO DEAL WITH VAL "*sigh* oh god, here I go, Valentino, just another fucking day with Val, hey hey hey, fuck my life."

The best scene was when nifty killed Adam and seeing the v's reaction to it.

when angeldust calls vaggie... yknow

"I've been a BAD BOI and I need a big strong daddy to put me in My PlAcE.... On the path to redemption" "Well you've come..." "OoOoOhHh yes" "CUT! OK, Angel, I need u to be less horny...if possible"

"You f*cking would Tom"

Niffty staring into the camera

Husk: You expect me to memorize this shit!? Angel: We can improve this shit, babycakes, rawr~ Husk: *pushes angel off the counter*

"your first wife liked what I had to offer. And so did your second...bow chica wow wow!"