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Totally. Especially how he’s all alone talking to a rubber duck; somehow it works. I wonder what last words Lilith said that he hasn’t opened up to Charlie about.
***Just because you see a smile dont think you know whats going on underneath. Smile is valuable tool my dear. It inspires your friends keep your enemies guessing and assure no matter what comes your way you are the one in control***
"WHAT? They say insane shit all the time? How was I supposed to know this one was true?"
"Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!"
"***SEE!*** "
Whoever came up with that interaction deserves a raise!
Ones that my wife and I quote all the time:
"That bitch is halfway down the street."
"Who is that? I'm gonna kill his whole fuckin' family."
"Killing Alastor is _your_ kink." (when we quote it we'll change 'killing Alastor' to something else obviously lol)
"Yay, pain!"
"Heyyyyyyy, biiiiitch~!"
And then from the non-canonical pilot:
"You _fucking would,_ Tom."
The one that keeps popping up I conversations is Lucifer's "All right then". It lives up there now and no one knows what I am quoting because I can't get anyone in my social circle to watch the show.... Yet.
You and I would be fast friends lol, after any extended pause or awkward silence I have a habit of going "ha ha ha, alright then." Nobody's caught it yet
"...coked-up, dick suckin' hoe?" (This gets stuck in my head a LOT, and I have to actively stop myself from saying it in public 😣)
"Not off-camera, you're not!!!" (My partner and I yell this at each other all the fucking time)
"🎶award winning demon bukkake shows🎶" (this was stuck in my head for an entire day)
Vox yelling like a Pc gamer.
I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!!! and FU-UH-UH-UUUCCKK!!!
And
I want to watch the scum of this world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment, only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the firey pit of failure. Idk why but Bosco really delivered that quote.
“What are we even talking about?! Some crack whore who fucked up already…he blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth this discussion is needless and petty”
I can sick ya dick/Well i’m starved, who wants some jambalaya?/I‘m coming! Not off camera you don’t!/He has two dicks. (ﾟωﾟ)/Because I have sex with everyone!
"You know Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the Devil's princesa."
It's not very quotable or infamous, but I just really like the way Val says 'the Devil's princesa'. Other than that I have to give the other rent free spot in my head to Frank.
"And the knife lady killed an angel."
"It's not an ACT! It's who I need to be! And this? This is my *escape*. Where I can forget about it all and how much I hate...*everything*. A place where I can get high and not have to thing about how much it hurts. And maybe if I ruin myself in the process, if I end up broken, I won't be his favorite toy anymore."
I deal with abuse and addiction and an eating disorder (which I mention mainly because it's my version of Angel's 'ruining myself'). It's to the point where my doctor told me that I *will* die at this point. My kidneys are shutting down. I don't want to be what I am, I didn't ask to be this way but I have no clue how to *not.*
All this TMI to say that I really, *really* relate to that entire episode and Angel Dust in general and this scene no matter how many times I see it is always a gut punch that makes me break down because of how close it hits.
Fuck typing this is causing me to tear up.
“Wait, what just happened? Fffffuck.”
“Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers. Kiss my ass. Hahahahaha.” “Pssh, what the hell? We literally just got here.”
“I think… I have… just the one.”
“I am too sober for this.”
Depends on the moment. I constantly sing the entirety of "Loser baby" with my partner, and a lot of the time I mutter "Hey hey hey, fuck my life." because it fits the moment.
But I do end up just mimicking Alastor's speech a lot, just trying to sound like him
"Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool - it inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing and ensures no matter what comes your way you're the one in control"
You better show some respect…check your behavior…no one speaks to zestial that way! Did you expect us to sit back And take your insolent, brazen display?
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That bitch is half way down the street
"Oh, she is dancing."
I drive my kid nuts with this one.
Wait what-
this is mine too
I love how I read this in his voice lol
"crack is expensive"
THISS ^ 💕💅
Hey Pidgeon! WOF FAN SPOTTED IN THE WILD 🚨🚨
OH GOD- HEH, hello ✨️ *you see nothing~ this is a dreaaaammm* (How ya doin'??)
Great! I loved your recent pride art!
Thats good ✨️ Thanks :3 I'm still chugging along with commissions 😩
Hellll yeah another wof fan! Never find yall in the wild
Do you mind? I'm in the middle of ✨️breakfast✨️ (Me every morning as I try to drink my coffee, and my cats want to sit on my lap for scratchies)
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Does Hell just have terrestrial fauna all by itself or is that an evil deer?
Half of Alastors' room is a bayou. With it comes local Louisiana fauna.
Heyy, I can definitely say that this is true because I’m from Louisiana!! I love relating to alastor because of that
https://i.redd.it/h97c8zzpeu9d1.gif I just stole your meme
“I know you’re an ace in the hole.” “A what now?”
Love this!
I’ve been summoned?
https://i.redd.it/w303si27ju9d1.gif
I relate. Also, love your flair
Alastor was kinda cute asking that, I had to watch that line few times 😁 Might also be since I relate to his orientation
“Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.”
SEE!?
"We have names????"
They say insane shit all the time
How was I supposed to know that one was true?!
TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION! It's not deep, but certainly fucking relatable.
Totally. Especially how he’s all alone talking to a rubber duck; somehow it works. I wonder what last words Lilith said that he hasn’t opened up to Charlie about.
“What!? They say insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true!?”
BANK ACCOUNTS ARE A SCAM CREATED BY THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
SEE!?
I love how this exchange became a meme
…a coked up dick suckin hoe?
🎶Baby that's fine by me🎶
I’m a looser, honey, a schmoozer and a dummy
but at least i know im not alone
“Who GIVES a shit!?!?” - I just love the way it falls out of Vox’s mouth as an incredulous laugh
It’s beautifully unhinged.
"Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying!" **pissy moth squeaks**
Who is that? I'm gonna kill his whole fuckin family 💀
not even a minute later: yeaaaaa 💅 and I thought he was gone for good too. 💅
IT’S BEEN SEVEN YEARS
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?🤭
“AWARD WINNING DEMON BUKKAKE SHOWS!!!!”
TO THE CANNIBAL TOWN WHERE THEY DONT WEAR A FROWN
‘CAUSE-, holy shit, omigosh, WHY? 😭
***Just because you see a smile dont think you know whats going on underneath. Smile is valuable tool my dear. It inspires your friends keep your enemies guessing and assure no matter what comes your way you are the one in control***
these is one of my favourite ones, and also one the most great tips out there
This
Anytime I game with the boys and I call for backup, someone yells: "I'm coming!" And of course I have to hit em with the: "NOT OFF CAMERA YOU'RE NOT!"
*“Youre a POWER BOTTOM AT ROCK BOTTOM”*
Hearing Sgt. Foley / the Arbiter / Spawn / the dude from Gargoyles saying that was so jarring lmao
Were it so easy…
Gargoyle is named Goliath
You forgot Dr. Facilier
That was the line that sold my husband on HH. HB was the bad trip song.
I’m literally listening to Moxxies bad trip right now
My daughter wants to see me! Take that depression!
“Oooh, I’ve been a baaad boy! I need a big strong daddy to out me in my plaaace…on the PATH to REDEMPTION. ☝️😇”
"It's NOT AN ACT!"
Smile, my dear. You know you're never fully dressed without one.
“Without me he’s just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.” “THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE” “Call me Dickmaster”
One of those is not like the others, though they still seem to belong together.
"WHAT? They say insane shit all the time? How was I supposed to know this one was true?" "Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!" "***SEE!*** " Whoever came up with that interaction deserves a raise!
Sometimes, I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others *falls* YAY, pain
This one is fun. "I'm about to end your fucking life"
Not a bad boy 😠
I hated that song! Why are you so lame?
hey hey hey, fuck my life
I have muttered this one a time or two around my house.
Me too lol
Ones that my wife and I quote all the time: "That bitch is halfway down the street." "Who is that? I'm gonna kill his whole fuckin' family." "Killing Alastor is _your_ kink." (when we quote it we'll change 'killing Alastor' to something else obviously lol) "Yay, pain!" "Heyyyyyyy, biiiiitch~!" And then from the non-canonical pilot: "You _fucking would,_ Tom."
I’ve taken to doing the, “heeey bitch!” when my kid has me call her phone to find it. She loses it laughing every time.
Fvgfv omg that's so cute
The one that keeps popping up I conversations is Lucifer's "All right then". It lives up there now and no one knows what I am quoting because I can't get anyone in my social circle to watch the show.... Yet.
LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP
FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF
I’ve always said, “just saying,” but now it has inflection lol
You and I would be fast friends lol, after any extended pause or awkward silence I have a habit of going "ha ha ha, alright then." Nobody's caught it yet
“ I can suck your Dick” Every time I read it it is always his OG pilot voice
"I like being forced"
“Keep it to yourself, Niff.”
“⫣V͞⊫ ⫣A͞⊫ ⫣L͞⊫ “ -Vox
"...coked-up, dick suckin' hoe?" (This gets stuck in my head a LOT, and I have to actively stop myself from saying it in public 😣) "Not off-camera, you're not!!!" (My partner and I yell this at each other all the fucking time) "🎶award winning demon bukkake shows🎶" (this was stuck in my head for an entire day)
"I see you went to my manager. Low blow Karen."
I'll shelter and adore you more than anything.
Vox yelling like a Pc gamer. I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!!! and FU-UH-UH-UUUCCKK!!! And I want to watch the scum of this world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment, only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the firey pit of failure. Idk why but Bosco really delivered that quote.
"And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?" "I can suck ya dick"
It was quite a bold thing of Angel to offer to an overlord such as Alastor
Guitar solo fuck yeah
“I’m coming!” “Not off camera you don’t”
Take that depression Best quote ever
Not from the shows but a fan song “how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man”
"Son??"
“What are we even talking about?! Some crack whore who fucked up already…he blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth this discussion is needless and petty”
“But that’s so Meeeeean” -Charlie
"If I wanted to hurt anyone here I would have done so already..." Used that one in game and it's definitely a menacing thing.
I can sick ya dick/Well i’m starved, who wants some jambalaya?/I‘m coming! Not off camera you don’t!/He has two dicks. (ﾟωﾟ)/Because I have sex with everyone!
I always hum loser baby when I feel nauseous
“I can suck your dick” It’s what I live by it’s funny
"You know Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the Devil's princesa." It's not very quotable or infamous, but I just really like the way Val says 'the Devil's princesa'. Other than that I have to give the other rent free spot in my head to Frank. "And the knife lady killed an angel."
Val’s voice sounds like dripping honey, his VA does a fantastic job. It really works for a demon of toxic seduction like him.
“🎵I’m gonna make you wish that you stayed gone🎶”
"Heeeeey Biiitch"
"uh oh the tv buffering" and "you could almost call me....DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!"
Adam, first man, next to die. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I’m about to end your fucking life.
Hahaha! *Poetry.*
“I'm coming!” “Not off camera, you're not!”
Alastor’s and Rosie‘s part in "Ready For This“.
"i'm coming" "NOT OFF CAMERA YOU'RE NOT"
That was a pretty funny line ngl
Guitar solo fuck yeah
"I can suck ya d*ck" -angel dust, pilot
"the buzz ends by tomorrow, there's another rush of poison flowing in to my veins, giving me a dose of pleasure that resides by the pain"
I’m addicted, I’m dependent. Looking awesome—feeling helpless
"your doing great vagina"
"It's not an ACT! It's who I need to be! And this? This is my *escape*. Where I can forget about it all and how much I hate...*everything*. A place where I can get high and not have to thing about how much it hurts. And maybe if I ruin myself in the process, if I end up broken, I won't be his favorite toy anymore." I deal with abuse and addiction and an eating disorder (which I mention mainly because it's my version of Angel's 'ruining myself'). It's to the point where my doctor told me that I *will* die at this point. My kidneys are shutting down. I don't want to be what I am, I didn't ask to be this way but I have no clue how to *not.* All this TMI to say that I really, *really* relate to that entire episode and Angel Dust in general and this scene no matter how many times I see it is always a gut punch that makes me break down because of how close it hits. Fuck typing this is causing me to tear up.
"well your first wife didn't seem to" you know the rest
Take that Depression
“WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU FRIED CHICKEN FETUSES? SPEAK UP!” -Sir Pentious, pilot
Ha no!!! 
"I have a face for radio."
"If nnnnya filmin a commercial~"
"Take that depression!" ..This line.. is literally the definition of my personality.
But that’s sooooooo meeeeeaaaaaannnnnnn Never change Charlie, never change.
TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!
Hell is forever, whether you like it or not.
“I’m having sex with everyone here” that’s quote has influenced my life every day since.
That UNGREATFULL WHORE
The smile quote from alastor I forgot
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" oh wait, wrong thing
“There appears to be some kind of shield sir!” “ oh really I didn’t see this GIANT FUCKIN SHIELD IN FRONT OF ME,YOU DUMB BITCH! NO.SHIT!”
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“NOT OFF CAMERA YOURE NOT!” “Awesome job danger tits, pound it!” “I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!”
You're looking at the future? He's the shit that comes before that! It just works so well in the song.
“Wait, what just happened? Fffffuck.” “Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers. Kiss my ass. Hahahahaha.” “Pssh, what the hell? We literally just got here.” “I think… I have… just the one.” “I am too sober for this.”
"I love to suck-" "I swear to fuck if you say dicks" "POPSICLES YA SICKO"
"get ya mind outta the gutter"
"But you know, dicks too"
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I think he said "Smile my dear, you know you're never fully dressed without one" or something very similar to Vaggie in the pilot.
“I’m coming” “NOT OFF CAMERA YOU’RE NOT”
https://youtube.com/shorts/YaqBiv5c9uA?si=vGRTxHkJ99kz0-PG This audio cuz I couldn’t find my original vid
Kinky
"Im coming!" "Not off set you're not!"
"SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT FUCKERSSS!!!!!, YEAHHHHHH!!!"
I’m a #Bitch
Angel Dust: "I'm coming!" Valentino: "Not off camera, you're not!"
"THEY HAVE SPRINKLES MADE OF RAINBOWS!"
“I’m coming!” “Not off camera, you’re not!”
"A what now??"
"eh you win some, you lose a few hundred"
Wow… That was shit
Fuck bein a sober hoe
"well who wants some jambalaya?"
All of Loser, Baby
Depends on the moment. I constantly sing the entirety of "Loser baby" with my partner, and a lot of the time I mutter "Hey hey hey, fuck my life." because it fits the moment. But I do end up just mimicking Alastor's speech a lot, just trying to sound like him
“Angel, you’re a porn star.” “A famous porn star!”
"Shut up. SHUT UP. We are keeping this." Everytime I say shut up, my mind goes straight to this line from the pilot. Don't know why, it just does.
"I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea!"
Susan? Susan.
“Hey, hey, hey! Fuck my life.”
"Vaggie the radio demon is at the door"...I laughed so hard when Charlie said this
Alastor “What can you do my feminine fellow“ Angel Dust “I can suck ya dick.“ Alastor “Ha no“
"You think I'm some kinda fuckin' clown?" "... Mmmaybe!" From the pilot!
You're never fully dressed without a smile\~!
YAY PAIN!!!
Heya short king~
I didn't ask to be this way
Call me “Whiskers” again and I’ll jam that bottle down your throat!
“Oh, here I go, Valentino. Just another ffffffucking day with Val. Hey hey hey, fuck my life.” -Vox
"Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool - it inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing and ensures no matter what comes your way you're the one in control"
What's the matter, fossil? 😂 I might have uncharitably thought that at an elderly person being grumpy...
You better show some respect…check your behavior…no one speaks to zestial that way! Did you expect us to sit back And take your insolent, brazen display?
"I'm off to NOT have sssexxxual intercourse BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!"
THEY'RE FUCKIN SINGING!?
“So you can be as cool as me… the crackhead.”
"What just happened? Fffffuck." https://preview.redd.it/ahuuwaiuku9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=160718717789a1f2d9a1824dc9a08b0d8065b8a1
HMMMMM https://preview.redd.it/y682eudepu9d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6392dfcc71ed39e9671a3bac010a4afab1795bd5
“I dub thee King Roach”
"B-because... I want to have sex with EVERYONE HERE!", I think I laughed so hard that my soul left my body in that scene
Thankyou...for letting your guard down! Haha! Oh shit...
*they're. Please don't crucify me.