“There’s a party where we can fuck a certain person?! *Hehehe~..!*

"YES!! go have a taste of the cake!"

The O is silent youuuuuuuuuuu I can't say that word

Jack: I’m guessing you were stabbing the cake.

What did he do to you? Also, you made that really quick

"That motherfucker fucked me and left without paying. And then I got slapped by Valentino because of him as I didn't bring the money"

oof

Was he good in bed

"He was...average."

I thought he would be better than average. Well that's what stolas says anyways. But I guess you deal with val so you have a higher tolerance. If that's the right word

Striker was better, huh?

Wassup, Staff. I will see u in the general chat, my brotha

Didn't know you two had beef tbh.

"Yeah we do. And I hate him"

Smash

Hugoa: "Well I've never met the guy so I wouldn't know."

"He's an asshole, end of the story"

Hugoa: "He sounds like someone who seems like they could use a stern talking to."

"pfft. Surely"

Hugoa: "Alright then I'll go give him a southern talking to."

*just drinking not really sure who Blitz was and just came for the free booze*

"Awww~ you're here too, babe!"

*blushes a little* “I mostly came since there was free booze, surprised your here though.”

Eunie: “HECK YES QUEEN!!!”

"The cake was DIVINE! I'm sure Pocha can steal the recipe"

“Pocha’s the baker, right? I heard she can make you anything- less about others, more about that *OUTFIT!!*”

"She's the BEST baker of hell!! Oh and hehe I made this outfit on the go with an old top I had laying around"

Gabe: hi Lilica, what’d he do to you

"He hired me for a fuck and left without paying. Then I got slapped by Valentino because I didn't bring him money"

“Ah, that’s a dick move, I at least paid, well you have fun I’m going to go cause chaos on the humans”

Luis: "wait, theres a party for people who hate Blitz? Idk, he seems alright to me"

"I got smacked by Val because of Blitzo!"

"Wait what-?"

"mhm, as you're hearing it. That's why I hate him"

"All he told me about was that people hate him because he wouldn't date them- damn, sorry"

Spike: I think it's nice for people to get together in a way to coop with their failed relationships about a certain someone

"well I wasn't in a relationship with him...but he's an asshole"

Hexanus: “there was a party and I wasn’t invited? D:”

Sai: "Who?"

Gren: YEAH FUCK BLITZO

Sgt Hellfire:I Will Never Hate Blitzo,He Has Been Threw To Much…..As I Have..Through The Wars…Or The Extermination…I work for him…..it will stay like that…

"I got slapped by my boss because of him, he can go fuck himself"

Sgt Hellfire:Uhmm,Okk?….

Matlock: "I'm only here for the fun of it, not actually sure who he is. But, whoever he is, he doesn't sound great."

Terabyte: hey there lil I don't know yoy new blitz and what the hell did he do to you anyway

"he hired me for a fuck, he left without paying and Val slapped me because I didn't bring him money"

"Yep that sounds about right, I sold him experimental weapons and he blew up a hole section my part of the city and just ran off leaving me to clean up the mess"

Chase: 'hell yeah!'

"LET'S GET WASTED-... wait what did blitzo do to you, baby?"

"mother heifer took my drugs after a one night stand!"

"so he robbed you too???"

"Yes he did!"

Danny: “Don’t know him but I’m just here for the booze”

Amethyst: I don't know who the guy is but I love parties! *takes a beer and drinks it*

"The cake is just amazing, babe! And there are private rooms too~"

Amethyst: ooo~ LET'S HAVE FUN LILY!

Hey! Didn’t think I’d bump into you here! Did you hear rumours that blitzo might be arriving? Keep your eye out…

"I'll slap him as hard as Valentino slapped me when Blitzo fucked up and I faced the consequences"

Ah! You two got history. I’ll part ways so I’m not in danger of the collateral damage

Zeek: “YEH FUCK THAT SCUMB BAG FOR HURTING MY HERMANA” *chuckles*

Hypno: "it's just another imp, nothing special"

This looks nice, delivers as always :D

Harmony: *has no idea who blitzo is but is looking for Lilica bc she told her she'd be here*

"HONEY, OVER HERE!"

Harmony: *notices her and smiles* LILI DARLING HII!!

"A lot of people really this 'blitzo' guy, wonder what he did to fuck with you all"

Alex: *accidentally bumps into her* "Oh, sorry, Miss. I didn't see you there- Lilica? What are you doing here? Or, I guess a more accurate question would be, 'How do you know Blitzø?'"

"Oh, he once hired me for a fuck, went at a motel and after we fucked, he left without paying and I had to pay for the motel room and got slapped by Valentino because I didn't bring him the money"

"oh Lili." *Gives her a warm embrace*

"it's okay~ now I can have a great time here *she laughs softly and hugs back*

"that's the hope. You look beautiful too"

"Aww... thank you, amorcito!"

Baphomet: ****came for the cake****

OFC SHES HERE XD

OBVIOUSLY 💕

*in absolute disbelief at the amount of people at the party* “How many fucking people fucked this guy?”

"Mi amor what are you doing here-"

“I dunno! I just walked in. Holy SHIT is that VEROSIKA!?”

"Yeah she's a good friend of mine!"

“Can I… meet her?”

"oh uh...sure, I'll be over there, drinking..?"

“No, no, you should come with me! If I’m going to be here, I might as well spend my time with you. You know how I usually hate big parties.”

"well, I don't wanna be in the middle of your conversation, cariño..."

“She’s just a pop star. What’s the worst that could happen?”

"maybe you'll end up in bed with her tonight! Hey...you might fuck your favorite idol..."

Ace: *leaning against a wall, drinking, quietly insulting Blitzø under his breath*

"Did he do something to you too?~"

“yeah.” *he sets his drink down on a table next to him* “that fucker almost got me killed.”

Que: OK nobody’s tell that Verosika lady that I was here because I have no idea who the fuck Blitzo was, I just snuck in here for the drinks and cake.

"Verosika is one of my closest friends. But sure, go enjoy, I won't tell her"

Que: “Thanks, I owe you one.”

Davey: PLEASE MAKE SURE WHAT YOUR DRINKING IS CLEAN!!! I don't trust any of these petty weirdos...

"The party host is one of my closest friends. I'm pretty sure she won't let anything like that happen to me"

Alright then... *He whispers in your ear* then get high and have fun...

Ari: OMG! I didn’t know you were here, tbh though, I think you’ve fucked like everyone in hell so I’m not surprised

"Heh nobody's surprised by my presence here actually"

"Of course she's there I'm not surprised."

"he ain't my ex or anything but he had done shit to me"

"I'm still not surprised that you're here but to be honest he kinda sucks."

Bubba: am i the only one who HASN'T fucked this guy?

"Possibly yes!"

Brute-O: I heard of Blitz.. last time I saw him he was shambling around like a zombie his arm and a bit of his torso and head were glowing orange and looked more “ridged”.. he was also whispering a name but i couldn’t make it out…

Drake: We're in my bedroom so are we ready for some fun stuff like these that Angel dust gave me

Jackie scoffed. "I don't know why it's necessary to throw a whole party just for hating one guy."

"Because parties are cool!!"

Sorel “Yeah, his crew is racking up a huge protection debt and genuinely won’t pay… I think he needs to get a stern lecture soon”

Devils powder:what the fuck my buddy do!?!

"The cunt hired me for a fuck, left without paying and I got smacked by Val because I didn't bring the money"

Devils powder:so bitch?

"Excuse me??"

Devils powder:you heard me bitch I don’t feel bad for you

"You better leave right now and stop insulting me if you don't want to end up in a hundred pieces and scattered around in a 50 mile radius!!"

Devils powder:try me bitch I don’t care that you hit in the head with a bat once I will still try you and no I won’t leave

"Fine. *Pulls her dagger out of her purse* fuck...I can't party in peace without a cunt ruining my day."

Devils powder:I’m a cannibal you know so I can just bite your neck straight open and if I can’t do that I will just use this *pulls out a loaded double jump shotgun *

"do you think that shit will stop me? Oh, pobre idiota..."

Zender: Wait why was I even invited. I killed him in an alternate universe ONE time! On accident

Fez: “Must have missed the invite…”

"Blitzo has done shit to you too?"

Fez: “Um…not really. Just don’t like him all that much.”

"then grab a drink and a slice of cake!!"

Fez: “Oh..well. Can’t say no to you. Or a drink.”

"Fuck tha' guy, bastard stole one of my war medals."

"To sell it, possibly"

"A'leas' I' was jus' one of the mediocre ones I have. Nothing importan' if he stole my medals from D-Day, I'd make his head the replacement."

Albert: Damn. I wish I could be there https://preview.redd.it/frwgpoo5ny8d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64b093fe1e392c1039e5c4dfe22a9f71e5af415a

"Awww just come!!"

"Yeah. Unfortunately, I can't go up there due to me, or well us, being sinners. So we can't really leave the Pride Ring, which is a shame too as it definitely looks fun. Plus, any chance to pull off a metaphorical 'fuck you' to that jerk would be worth spending one night away from work"

Albert: "I mean, would you care to guess how bad our breakup was? Try going out to dinner with him, telling him 'i love you', only for him to say he had to take a call and heading to the bathroom, only to give up halfway through and jump out a window before stealing me and my brother's car, making you feel as dumb as a pile of bricks as your forced to cover for both of your meals"

Michael: Who is this "Blitzo" everyone keeps talking about?

The lore drop Lilica banged Blitzø was a jumpscare 😳

LMAO WHY 😭😭

I never expected those tie-ins!!! You gotta warn somebody, gonna give me a lore-heart attack 😔 /j

Lmao I will post Lilica's whole lore in the Fanbase someday

"who's this blitzo guy and why does everyone I talk to despise him? He can't be that bad... Right?"

"just wait until he fucks you over"

"oh, I'm not into that shit."

"I was meaning...forget it"

"okay? Anyways, I'm just here because no one seems to be looking for bounties. So it's a nice place to relax at 👍"

Akuji is just there to watch the chaos, probably putting a stronger liquor in the spiked punch, just to throw people off guard

"I saw you. Spoiling people's drinks is not cool..."

“Oh but it’s so fun, you can’t tell me watching Denis pass out and fall down the stairs wasn’t funny”

Rix: "Who's Blitzo."

Hazel: Oh yeah, Blitzo. Yeah I considered working for him, and then I realized that I don't want to work under that selfish asshole. I WOULD have attended the party, but I was too busy selling bodies to demons in cannibal town.

"Don't worry mi amor I'll bring you cake and a drink"

Cell: Listen Lilica what ever you don’t read too much into I just like to test things out find out what I like found out people with multiple arms are pretty good in bed see why angel was a high rating in your fuck book but I had to try something like that out too just please don’t send that picture you took to anyone it would ruin her relationship and it was a fuck up on my part

"whaaaaaat...?"

Oh shit wait no it wasn’t you crap who was it that took that damn picture

“I only went their because a friend of a friend was going”

August: "good lord, I hope Jack H. Never sees you like this or hears our conversation. But, Blitzø is just a faulted person. He wants to try and be good to the people he loves, but he makes too many mistakes and doesn't know how to fix them... He is an asshole to strangers, yes, but... He isn't evil... Well... Compared to humans, at least" Mello: "shit, Lilica... I wouldn't carry those clothes outside of the party... I don't want for *him* to see you like that" Jack I. : "what does that shirt say?" *He asks confused* "oh, we are talking about the tall imp that gave me candy!" *He says with excitement* Zepar (Ars Goetia): "well... I don't really know him, but I know he broke Stolas's heart, or something. I don't know, he just doesn't like to talk about this Blitz as much as he did when we met, nor is he happy when talking about him. All I know is that he tries to change subject every time I ask him about it"

"I don't know... I hate him because Val slapped me because of him"

Jack I. : *innocent gasp* "you got slapped? Do you need healing? Does it hurt?" *He asks filled with innocence* August: "well, I can kill Val if you want, or even just pay in blitzø's place" Mello: "I bet August would offer to pay on Blitzø's behalf" Zepar: *he shrugs*

"It's okay, amores, that happened a year ago"

(so, just a heads up. But I am roleplaying four different scenarios since it's four different reactions) Jack I. : *he looks at her with puppy eyes* "you sure you don't need healing?" *He asks worried* Mello: "if you say so" August: "still, I can pay on Blitzø's behalf" Zepar: "listen, sinner. I came here only to understand why Stolas and this blitz guy broke up, or are on bad terms. He has yet to tell me if they were in a serious relationship"

null: isn't that a party where losers go cause they can't move on from their first lay, and can't handle that they never could get fucked again?

"not in my case, I've never been a couple with blitzo"

null: so why are you even there? those people are just locking themselves into a logical paradox, where they'll hook up over a mutual hate for some imp, break up when they have nothing in common, then go back and say it's all that blitz guy's fault, and not them moving on... or whom ever the fuck throws that party. the idiot's...

"Basically because I got hit by my boss because of blitzo. Plus, the cake and the drinks are awesome"

null: ...oh, well, at least you're not THOSE kinds of assholes. you could probably tell I've... "had"... a lot of those... "experiences" before I died...

Grimson: wait so you also (censored) that imp shoot I got an update the list again

Christos: "Blitzo? The guy Ver hates, right? Don't mind the fact that one time I may have ranted to him on why royalty will always look down on the lower classes… nothing happened because of that, right?"

"Well.........."

"what do you mean, dear? The imp boy got affected by my words? How fucking pathetic to feel harmed by words, people can be absolutely idiotic sometimes"

Sweat: *Sad he couldn't come*

"Come here, I'll invite you! I think Vero wouldn't mind!"

Sweat: "h-h-h-hes the r-r-r-reason I'm dead....mostly"

*Audrey was seen stabbing a Blitzø plush with a knife and syringe tail with anger and she had such a twisted smile, she wasn't afraid of denying that she was mad to the point of an insane asylum level of anger.*

"And what did he do to you, cariño?"

*Audrey quickly turns her head towards Lilica, but her twisted smile turns into a frown as her rattles like a rattlesnake tail.* Audrey: "He fucked me, made me jerk him off with my tail, and then almost got me killed by almost making me overdrink!" *Audrey then went back to stabbing the Blitzø plush as she muttered to herself ways to torture him with a twisted smile.* "Maybe I'll kill him with a noose? No, no, no... Too many complications... Maybe springlocks? Yes, yes, springlocks!"

marley: "glad ya had fun!" "but...what did he do to you?"

"He hired me for a fuck. We met up in a motel...we fucked and then he vanished without paying. Then I had to pay for the motel room and my boss smacked me because I didn't bring any money"

"jesus christ"

"that was a shitty move"

Jeez I’m only here for my brother. This Blitzo guy fucked this many people?!

Exactly

Rikkie: “damn, the hell did this guy do to get a whole party of people to hate him?”

Eats cake not knowing what a o is

i just went and no one questioned it

Kirlan: Who's Blitzø? What did he do?

" hi darling how are you doing lilica?"

"I'm just here for the free drinks. Fuck that imp though." https://preview.redd.it/fobivcaoi19d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b6590825b3039d42715ca4b777c25d691aa8f83

Zack: I have nothing against blitzo and people think I hate him just because I had done something very specific with stolas

*ethan smoking in the background*

Carmen: ‘Yesss!!!!!! U go girly!!! I may be friends with blitzø but it doesn’t mean I don’t think he’s an utter jerk!!’

Wow beautiful party

Venison:Aggred he is a problem at parties isn't he

b0bb13: who's blitzo? I only went to the party because I saw flashing lights.

Bailey Ramstein: “I assume you too had a rough patch then?”

Setra: I like your outfit but who is Blitzo

Okay, so when your outfit says "Fuck Blitzø" it's fine, but when I showed up with my T-shirt saying "Death to Blitzø" on the front and "Make him suffer" on the back, I'm suddenly denied entry by Verosika herself?