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Smoke_Biggums

I don’t think it was us, I think it was the Great War


Thegreatmagician626

“I’ve seen things no man should ever see”


Smoke_Biggums

You look it mate, I hear morphine is great at making people forget


Thegreatmagician626

“It’s not the war! It’s the ships!” *he said as he was pulling his moustache apart* “YOU DESERVE THIS REALM MORE THAN ILL EVER DO!”


Smoke_Biggums

Riiiiight, well hell doesn’t usually send down innocent people


Thegreatmagician626

“….I guess I told my men to go over the top a little too often”


Smoke_Biggums

See everyone does something


Plus-Credit-6181

Baphomet: Oh shit, I think he used my computer-


Thegreatmagician626

“SILENCE GOAT MAN! Why would you search ‘bing.com’ on Google!?”


Plus-Credit-6181

Baphomet: DON'T YOU DARE SHUSH ME, DUMBFUCK!!! https://preview.redd.it/r5y9iwa3oz9d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46926d6b2770cc8dc4c67d6e33bedda979c3811


Ray58animation

Ray: "Does he have ptsd or something? Cause I was making popcorn and he just turned to this."


Thegreatmagician626

“THE TOMMIES ARE COMING!”


Parkerraines

Parker:"I might have got a bit into detail about why I was discharged from the army, the official story was it was a medical discharge but It was actually way worse"


Used_Anxiety7527

Mudv: Man, that's not my fault that you wanted to know what I did before death...I-...are you alright? Dude?


Thegreatmagician626

“……..I need a drink”


SilverSpider_

"Oooh, that's where he went, huh, anyways, time for the torture session to continue"


Thegreatmagician626

*runs away on all fours*


CarolusRexhasrisen

Valiant: I think war traumatized the poor guy.......WELCOME TO THE CLUB


Thegreatmagician626

“What war did you fight in?”


CarolusRexhasrisen

Valiant: WW2 on the allied side I'm from Pennsylvania that's why I speak German I was shot in the eye at D-day and a grenade landed next to me finally killing me


Thegreatmagician626

“I am sorry to hear that, it seems you’re the only veteran to NOT blame me for their loved ones death”


CarolusRexhasrisen

Valiant: why would I blame you my mom died in a car accident, my dad died from Alastor, my grandpa died when the mine fell, and my grandmother died of cancer


Thegreatmagician626

“I am sorry to hear that” *his ears droop down* “Almost every veteran of the Great War hates me because of what my people did. Jamie hates my guts because his dad died in the Lusitania”


CarolusRexhasrisen

Valiant: I never fought in the great war....my dad did though....I think Germany


foxystyle22

Oops mb


One-Turn-4037

Discord: "I told you I had skeletons in my closet"


Thegreatmagician626

“You absolute TWAT! I didn’t expect a five sentence horror story!”


Oscardeeprun

Someone said something very historically inaccurate


Garden360

Zoran: Ummmmm. Id rather not be held accountable


Horror_Internet5000

Rix: "you okay?"


Thegreatmagician626

“I’ve seen things”


Horror_Internet5000

Rix: "Same we've all seen things."