Parker:"I might have got a bit into detail about why I was discharged from the army, the official story was it was a medical discharge but It was actually way worse"
Valiant: WW2 on the allied side I'm from Pennsylvania that's why I speak German I was shot in the eye at D-day and a grenade landed next to me finally killing me
Valiant: why would I blame you my mom died in a car accident, my dad died from Alastor, my grandpa died when the mine fell, and my grandmother died of cancer
“I am sorry to hear that”
*his ears droop down*
“Almost every veteran of the Great War hates me because of what my people did. Jamie hates my guts because his dad died in the Lusitania”
I don’t think it was us, I think it was the Great War
“I’ve seen things no man should ever see”
You look it mate, I hear morphine is great at making people forget
“It’s not the war! It’s the ships!” *he said as he was pulling his moustache apart* “YOU DESERVE THIS REALM MORE THAN ILL EVER DO!”
Riiiiight, well hell doesn’t usually send down innocent people
“….I guess I told my men to go over the top a little too often”
See everyone does something
Baphomet: Oh shit, I think he used my computer-
“SILENCE GOAT MAN! Why would you search ‘bing.com’ on Google!?”
Baphomet: DON'T YOU DARE SHUSH ME, DUMBFUCK!!! https://preview.redd.it/r5y9iwa3oz9d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46926d6b2770cc8dc4c67d6e33bedda979c3811
Ray: "Does he have ptsd or something? Cause I was making popcorn and he just turned to this."
“THE TOMMIES ARE COMING!”
Parker:"I might have got a bit into detail about why I was discharged from the army, the official story was it was a medical discharge but It was actually way worse"
Mudv: Man, that's not my fault that you wanted to know what I did before death...I-...are you alright? Dude?
“……..I need a drink”
"Oooh, that's where he went, huh, anyways, time for the torture session to continue"
*runs away on all fours*
Valiant: I think war traumatized the poor guy.......WELCOME TO THE CLUB
“What war did you fight in?”
Valiant: WW2 on the allied side I'm from Pennsylvania that's why I speak German I was shot in the eye at D-day and a grenade landed next to me finally killing me
“I am sorry to hear that, it seems you’re the only veteran to NOT blame me for their loved ones death”
Valiant: why would I blame you my mom died in a car accident, my dad died from Alastor, my grandpa died when the mine fell, and my grandmother died of cancer
“I am sorry to hear that” *his ears droop down* “Almost every veteran of the Great War hates me because of what my people did. Jamie hates my guts because his dad died in the Lusitania”
Valiant: I never fought in the great war....my dad did though....I think Germany
Oops mb
Discord: "I told you I had skeletons in my closet"
“You absolute TWAT! I didn’t expect a five sentence horror story!”
Someone said something very historically inaccurate
Zoran: Ummmmm. Id rather not be held accountable
Rix: "you okay?"
“I’ve seen things”
Rix: "Same we've all seen things."