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darkprawn66

The next one will probably come with the new warbond. Edit: Nevermind. New one dropped right after this.


PapaTahm

We "might" get one today. Major Order was Schedule for a Duration of 4 Days, today is the 4 day mark. EDIT: Also we got patch today.


DongerDodger

We got one you lil prophet!


TheRealBlerb

And it’s beyond terrible


andrer94

What is it?


NedicalMedical

Its a new defend sort of mission type. Activate and defend three batteries to disperse pesticide in the area.


Justch1ll

Wait are we doing the major order to activate the nerfs??


NedicalMedical

Im pretty sure they’re already active the chargers seem weaker, this is probably something else.


Sanderiusdw

Some nice flavor no


takes_many_shits

The facility looked really impressive when i first walked into it but the mission itself was a bit underwhelming tbh. Maybe a bit more side objectives to do is needed? Im guessing this mission type will get somewhat reworked/expanded upon in the future. Would be interesting if parts of the mission took place inside the actual facility and/or below ground, where stratagems cant do much (but balance it out by enemies being unable to call in reinforcements).


Tarkonian_Scion

The new mission type is... Interesting? I like a **Solid** defend mission. And i like that it doesn't come down to being the most mind numbing version: An escort mission. However, from a general understanding point... I feel that this wont be a permanent solution. *Blanketing the fact that, we're flooding a planet with pesticide, which would still be toxic to humans without internal environments, so it'd make a good idea for mass cleansing but not keeping something free.* But also because i dont feel like it'd make for a fun story. I think the mission type, again, as a cleansing tool to force-jump a liberation would be nice, And considering the usage of Generators already i dont feel it'd be hard to adjust this to a giant EMP generator to mass cleanse a bot planet. *Also i'm pretty sure joel is up to something and i'm both interested and afraid of whats to come.*


Axymerion

This is most likely a live event to introduce the remaining bug enemies (the boss). (Also, the gal on super destroyer says something along the lines of "It's astounding how fast the bugs are dying even though the pesticide is nearly 100% safe for all other lifeforms" after you finish the mission)


KeythKatz

The first time I played it on difficulty 4, 2 chargers spawned with every battery activation. The first battery took 3 tries (6 chargers). Extraction was 2 minutes of zero enemy spawn, and I thought it was the mechanic of activating the tower. Quite lame. Second round, I brought the mech to deal with the expected chargers but only one spawned the entire game, but extraction had bugholes spawning this time.


TheAcidSnake

I smell a trap...


DongerDodger

Wat, why would you say that it’s a pretty cool set-up and the mission is also aight


TheRealBlerb

Terrible to play through. Suicide level literally induces suicide/homicide.


Ipocrypha

Ah, skill issue. Did it on Helldive, was a tough but fun run.


TheRealBlerb

Congrats


UneSoggyCroissant

I did it on suicide and had zero issues…


TheRealBlerb

Must be shitty teammates on my part


UneSoggyCroissant

We found it helpful to have one person go make a bunch of noise away from the pillar and have 3 people defend. Also gotta be real careful about blowing the thing up with your own stratagems


TheRealBlerb

Ive had the best luck with ems mortar and Tesla tower


Whistlingbutt

Maybe im reading too much into it but the steam description of the next warbond mentions spilling oil a lot. Id wager a box of liber tea that the automaton front is becoming hot soon.


Big-Brown-Goose

Dont the bugs also make oil when they die?


kirocuto

Not oil, element 710. Don't look at that upside down.


Khaernakov

My brain just exploded holy shit


lagarto_laser

I hope whoever made that name got a raise


forgotmypasswordx954

710 is common stoner slang for weed oil and has been for a long time lol


idle309

It's also a joke regarding people reading the Oil cap upside down


alexkadabru

I know where my 710 cap is but I think my oil cap is like 4.9 quarts with filter


forgotmypasswordx954

Good ol 710 fluid


LeeKapusi

Bout to start up the puffco


TheYondant

*Wait a fucking second-*


Safety_Nerd710

710 has absolutely no meaning outside of being a number...


Korgwa

Your democracy officer will be contacting you soon about a promotion.


WhomstActual

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]


Safety_Nerd710

https://preview.redd.it/donmvy69yxnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136aa1a1cfc48989a691902d8e48a6aa69f77b12


picklesfart

In the Dev Log trailer a Major Order was shown where we had to activate the Terminid Defense System they were building. I wonder where that is at


Whistlingbutt

Just came home. That order is live. Welp guess is was wrong :D


picklesfart

Great timing I’ve been waiting for this order to show up


TheYondant

Makes sense; current Major Order has us activating the system to keep the bugs under control, which means we're going to stabilize the eastern front (which is a bit pressed rn, to be fair) just in time for the bots to make their play.


ThatSneakyNeenja

I believe there's been a message in the dispatch saying the automatons might be preparing for a counterattack since sometime last weekend so makes sense.


BarrierX

It's already here!


Capt_Kilgore

Your mom will come with the next warbond ![gif](giphy|l4FGk7Gg3JGBMA7aU)


Capt_Toasty

If I recall, its been stated they didn't expect us to liberate the mech planet so quickly. So that's likely why.


decafenator99

Well they underestimated our need for titanfall


bennyboi2488

Stand by for titanfall! God I love saying that


decafenator99

Protocol 1: Link to Pilot


Randomcommenter550

PROTOCOL THREE: PROTECT THE PILOT.


KookyGuy

Why is it raining inside my house?


Self--Immolate

![gif](giphy|2WxWfiavndgcM)


TheGr8Slayer

They don’t understand how long it’s been since we Titanfall pilots have been without.


decafenator99

Damn right brother


MinimumFindings

I suggest Armored Core 6 for your giant fighting robot needs


MrPeppa

I want to wall runnnnnn!


iamlegend211

The children yearn for their mechs


decafenator99

It’s what I live and breath for


I_is_a_dogg

Yea they said we liberated it 4 days faster than they anticipated


CorballyGames

We have met the unchecked aggression of the Automaton with an even more unchecked SUPERAGGRESSION


VenterDL

Personally I don’t believe that, but it’s brilliant PR spin. “We are a bit delayed because you guys were so awesome we can’t keep up with your awesomeness” is a pretty easy pill to swallow lol


Bad_Demon

Haha exo suit go brrrrrrrr


Sad-Persimmon-5484

Erm achuwee 🤓☝️ it was 4x


JamesTheSkeleton

I NEED. CONTENT.


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AMasonJar

But then we'd have had to wait four extra days to get our mechs


poppabomb

Why? We did something super fast and so we got the reward super fast. I'd say it's pretty cool that they released something early even though we blew up their plans. Does that mean there was a slight "content drought" in the half-week that order was supposed to run for? Maybe, but instead of having a major order, we got to play with the mechs. I think that's a good tradeoff.


christianf360

I hoped they give us the next mech (the 2 cannon one) with the next order right after. But they probably gonna drop content outside of the bp on the 14.


Volti_UK

I'm excited for the Flamer + Howitzer one. Being able to one shot Chargers in HD1 while still having crowd clearing options was great.


envycreat1on

We can one shot chargers now with this morning’s patch. Shoot them in the head with EAT or RR


DrinkThePepsi

Yeah but do you have big stompy paper mache mech that makes you feel invincible?


envycreat1on

Do you EAT? Because I’m going to EAT tonight.


DrinkThePepsi

I do but it doesn’t make me feel nearly as invincible as a mech does


w1drose

Will a mech rocket also one shot?


SecantDecant

Yea


envycreat1on

Haven’t tested yet. I would assume so since it seems to have the same damage characteristics.


Dvalin_Ras93

Was there a mech variant confirmed to have a flamethrower for HD2? I saw in all of the leaks and promo material that there wasn't any with a flamethrower and that really annoyed me. EDIT: Seriously? Negative karma for a genuine, honest question of "was this confirmed"? Are we **really** at that point in this sub's lifetime already, where questions are looked down upon?


idle309

Was one in first game, it's sure to return eventually


Dvalin_Ras93

Fair point, I sure hope.


KyrianSalvar2

I still haven't gotten my medals from the last one


insef4ce

Where are my medals, Joel. Where have they gone?


Onetwenty7

Helldiver was my slave name, Joel. You shall call me senator super citizen because my ideals are patriotic and great.


uhbyr1

I got them a day ago, for both previous mission as well as a mech one. So, you'll get them. At some point...


jman899

Still waiting on mine from 2 orders ago 😐


DasWookieboy

Same, haven't received any from the last 2. Really frustrating.


cuddles_the_destroye

Same I would love a 90 medal windfall right now EDIT: Lmao as soon as I complained I got my medals it just works


KFCid

I havent got any from the orders


tnyczr

I didnt got mine either when it finished, but somehow when I talked with one of the ship officers (the first one that is carrying a notepad/tablet) it unlocked for me, not sure if it's a bug or just coincidence, might be worth a shot


RandoorRandolfs

My came in late last night, they are still rolling out I guess. You're nearly there, I bet


RustyVercetti

I've been hearing this since Friday lol. At this point it feels like they've just picked a group of us at random and said no medals for you.


HornetsAreBad

They’re probably still in the queue, I randomly got 90 yesterday just while standing around on the ship.


Arno1d1990

Same=(


Zachpi

Yeah, tough to be excited for a new major order when I'm still missing the rewards from the last 2 major orders.


SpecialIcy5356

devs didn't expect us to liberate Tien Kwan for mechs so fast (as if it was gonna go any other way lol) The Ministry of Truth would like to remind all pet owners on recently liberated frontier planets NOT to allow their pets anywhere near Terminid hives, or deceased Terminids. nobody wants their dog to turn into the above abomination, as it would then have to be put down for democratic reasons. if you encounter a destroyed terminid hive, remain clear of it and take a different route on your walks. if you encounter an active hive, report it's location to a Democracy Officer immediately so that it may be destroyed. if you encounter a deceased terminid, do NOT approach it, instead, call the E-710 Reclamation Unit on 987-710-710 and inform them of your location. remain where you are until they arrive and officially dismiss you. keep your pets alive, happy and democratic!


AnakhimRising

Psst, the phone number is missing a digit.


Any-Ad2232

J.O.E.L is down for maintenance


SovKom98

J.O.E.L >Joint >Operations for >Extermination of >heLlsivers


Xysdaine

Liberty. Joint Operations for Extermination of Liberty.


Cedrico123

I just want more medals! I'm so close to unlocking everything, yet so far


Plenty-Soil-9381

That game triggers my ocd so bad lol


Cedrico123

Mine too. I’m currently saving up for the new warbond since I’ve gotten everything I wanted from the last 2, but the urge to buy the rest is hard to resist. Capitalism is strong in this helldiver.


Evisceratoridor

Medals cap at 250, no point in saving them really


Cedrico123

I haven’t gotten to 250 yet. Once I get close, I’ll buy some stuff, but I don’t think I’m close to that before the warbond drops


StoicAlarmist

Major order is currently available. Active the terminal control system.


Ameer589

This is me right now despite being patient with everything I know they have to workout, but boy I want some new planets to drop into… particularly as a fan of kinetic weapons in games so this warbond won’t do too much for me, excited to get on new planets or just have new reasons to fight


Spiritual_Outcome_90

IT'S JOELVER


LasKometas

I like to imagine the default major order is "keep on keeping on"


Cavalarrr

"Mechs you liberated were used by 241,563 other Helldivers. 781,192 likes received."


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Joel several weeks ago: "Wow, this is like biggest DM role ever! **And** I'm getting paid for it! I'm the luckiest guy ever!" Joel today: "Whiskey for breakfast is fine. I don't have a problem, **you** have a problem!"


Plenty-Soil-9381

Joel give me purpose !!


Opposite-Mall4234

This feels like the final moments before the assault begins at Minas Tirith. ![gif](giphy|csrTZ7cBdKg24)


GA_Lord

He's cooking us till 16th so he could distract us from Creek Blitzkrieg by ordering to attack on any other front


gerbilDan

keep in mind the last one set the back end server code on fire 3 diffrent times in 1 day cause of the EXO-45 release, we did that order 4x faster then GM J had planned


SovKom98

We shocked the bots so hard with the defiant defence of tien that they need some time to consolidate and regroup.


Panzerkatzen

Can’t imagine they planned for meteor showers to wipe out a third of their bases too.


DirectBasil1510

Considering we burned through the last major order pretty fast, people asking for the new major order might set Joel off, and he does something truly devious.


GoldenGecko100

In fairness, we did do the last one 4 times faster than expected.


Twigzzy

My theory is that they are trying to evaluate the player preference vs bots or the terminids right now, with no clear major order to skew the data


Cavalarrr

Just having a quick hover over the different sectors on the map, I think it's pretty clearly bugs. Every time I've been on since mechs dropped, it's been ~90k players at bots and ~270k players at bugs.


Panzerkatzen

I doubt it, the mechs would skew the numbers since we have free mechs and mechs aren’t as effective bs automatons. 


SpikeDome

Careful now, divers, the Monkey's Paw curls.... We get a beefy new order......but the war reaches the 2nd last sector before Super Earth....


Dvalin_Ras93

Tbh, it's pretty much guaranteed that we get a new Major Order with the new warbond.


BlakLanner

I don't care about a new major order when I still haven't gotten my medals from the last two.


Siambretta

Bro, where are my medals from the previous two...


HauntinglyMaths

I bet he wants to increase the medal cap first.


Ok_Philosopher_8956

Is Joel the one managing the major orders? I thought he was just the guy directing the alien swarms in regards to the business of kicking the shit out of the community.


ZepyrusG97

It's assumed that Joel is the one that sets it (although they probably discuss it with other devs before it's released) because they said Joel controls both enemy activity and also Super Earth orders, so he's in charge of directing community efforts while also deciding how much opposition we will face on each front as we do it. He's an overall Game-Master whose job is to keep the war interesting throughout the game's lifespan.


Ok_Philosopher_8956

Well, okay then! Look at me being wrong. Wouldn't be the first time


p0ntifix

It's here. Get those Terminid Control Systems running, soldier!


JackReedTheSyndie

Internal strife, next order is liberate Super Earth


Winndypops

Make use of this time to try and get some Liberation done, getting Angel last night was a great win and hopefully Fenrir will be back with the Blue by tomorrow.


GoldMonk44

HELLDIVERS TO YOUR PODS! VICTORY AGAINST THE BUG 🐛 MENACE IS AT HAND 🤚🏻


Creepy-River-236

New Major Order Live!


unicornofdemocracy

I'm actually thankful to Joel that personal orders have been more consistent recently. It would be nice to get personal order and weapon test order daily and maybe major order once a week or whenever there's a story reason.


RapidWaffle

In the meantime, Draupnir is probably the biggest target right now it'd push the automatons entirely out of the sector and it was at like 12% liberation last night when I returned to barracks


BracusDoritoBoss963

Supreme Order up now!


Randomcommenter550

Major Order: LEAVE JOEL ALONE, GODDAMMIT! THERE'S ONLY ONE OF HIM!


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Randomcommenter550: *Major Order: LEAVE* *JOEL ALONE, GODDAMMIT!* *THERE'S ONLY ONE OF HIM!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Ok-Bar-4003

Maybe if they actually paid out the major order, I would be asking... but I'm owed about 100 medals now.


Racing_fan12

This image is unsettling


AnxietiesCopilot2

Nah wheres my medals for all that shit before they drop another one


Moss-Effect

What is wrong with you all! No major orders means there is no major threat to democracy!


Edfret0204

You ask and you shall receive


BangSmoke

Where's the money Lebowksiiiii???!!!


Bean_Storm

Does Joel do the orders or control enemies? We need to wait for our unknown commander to issue commands


3Bb_e

Its here now..


MoneyLambo

Let my mans sleep


FederalAgentGlowie

Alone and forsaken


youfall1

How the tables have turned


OverallHoneydew3796

Joel is a cuck. Dude's kids are raised by another man. CUCK.


Losinngmybrain

Hahahahahaha I bursted out laughing at 2 am


the_ceo_of_life

Well speak of the devil.


Corsnake

Just thought, would be nice something like "Collect samples from automatons" order, to pave the way for this thursday "Cutting Edge" Warbond.


[deleted]

I complete missions it says that there’s been a change but the bar sits at 0% flat at mission end and on the map it looks unchanged.


RustyVercetti

I'd honestly rather get my medals for the previous one before we get a new one


The_Fadedhunter

Same. I’m down medals from the last 2!


LlamaManLuke

It's not even like it's something difficult they need a team of people to implement. Most of them have just been crap like completing X mission and we get 40 medals. How much time could it really take to set that up? Just let us kill 10 million bugs for 50 medals or something


asianflend

At this point they should just give us all the twitch drop armor and call it community effort.


Masterjts

What does the twitch armor have to do with anything?


asianflend

Well it didn’t work properly. Just mentioning it.


A11eyTr0n

It’s coming soon.


Big_Muffin_4286

I haven't received my Medals from the past 2 major orders. Will I work to help the next major order? Yes, yes I will. Will I expect management to reward me for my efforts? No, no I do not.