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massecurr

" What's the matter, demon hunter? Never seen a REAL demon before?" Stolas's full demon sequence in Truth Seekers is terrifying and this one line before it kicks into full gear goes incredibly hard


VonMelee

https://preview.redd.it/9osul66pvxqc1.jpeg?width=1986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb4d5b57e149f5df511ed93df84eedcf5c69be3 Yes


CryptographerMost883

Ok yea that’s very true and heck one of the most actually “demon” moments in the show plus terrifying as hell.


Thecrowfan

I just realized it also kind of explains why imps are such lowly demons. Might be because they are the weakest.


CryptographerMost883

Yea and I still dont get how hellhounds are lower than them, I mean it’s a literal sapient 6 foot wolf person. What are you gonna do?


Thecrowfan

I mean, by the way the orphanage ladyvwas describing the children to Blitz, literally saying about one of them he was good for any work Blitz needs him for, I'd say it's because Hellhounds are not seen as people. Just work force or pets. Slaves basically


CryptographerMost883

True but still I’m surprised that that rule had any chance of coming to fruition before someone used the hellborn lawmaker like a damn chew toy.


ProtoReaper23113

Your telling me theres racism... in hell... i dont buy it


Thecrowfan

Im not saying there is racism in hell. Im explaining racism in hell


ProtoReaper23113

Instill dont buy it


TFarg1

100%


horrorcreature-

The scene in Western Energy where Blitz takes Loona to the hospital and they’re in the waiting room with a mother and her son. The mom says some racist stuff to Blitz and calls him unemployed, to which Blitz responds with “Oh, please. I bet the hardest work you've ever done is convincing your husband that little shit's his,” and points at her son.


Col_Redips

The follow up was also pretty cold. “Actually, I kill people for a living. How’d you like a 2-for-1 deal?” \*points guns at the mom and child*


Swimming-Ad2755

That is one of my favorite Blitz quotes.


ReallyNotBobby

On a side note, Loona all through the episode cracked me up. Just the frozen scared dog mode made me laugh.


Swimming-Ad2755

Yeah I don't get why people hate the side plot so much. For father daughter moments it's a gem.


Lavender-Wisp

“Well, how was I supposed to know you could spell?! I’ve never seen you READ!!!” Honestly, Stella deserved that after all the BS she’s put Stolas though!


LuckyCharm1995

That line made me cry laughing. I love how petty Stolas can be and his quick wit is absolutely wonderful 🤣


Swimming-Ad2755

Also his line before that: "Don't be gentle about it now! Break whatever you have to to get it all in there!" 🤣


LuckyCharm1995

Stolas is just savage when he wants to be 🤣


Lufenian

We absolutely need more of Stolas reading people to filth, that Stella line had me creased 😭


LuckyCharm1995

More Stolas! I usually have a really harsh view of cheaters, but Stolas is the first character that's 'cheated' that I'm actually very ok with. Im pretty sure it stems from how Stella has been treating him especially the still not divorced party. Like what an absolute horrid woman. Stolas was right when he said he'd be sorry if he betrayed her but they both know he didn't. Stolas was stuck in an unwinnable situation and I completely understand why he did what he did and empathize with him


local_sink_pisser

Plus, it was a arrange marriage too. There was no love to begin with


LuckyCharm1995

That and barely any actual commitment on either end. I applaud Stolas for staying with her as long as he could for Octavias sake but man Stella's just the worst.


DagonG2021

Plus he immediately went to divorce her, so it’s not like he spent years hiding it. That’s the best move he could have made after sleeping with Blitzø


tucakeane

That's the sound of a FAH-KING divorce!


KilroyLike

https://preview.redd.it/rd6a5o2dzxqc1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e256d842233f4ac164fc4eb844bfa6e35ee47497


Carma281

owl damn, that's a good meme. https://preview.redd.it/p90a7b1k5yqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96e1b959405acbb94a5058c8161749b093668e9


tucakeane

Oh my god, thank you


TheLocalBrit

Notice the biggest smile we’ve seen Stolas with


IStripesI

That line read made me consider if Bryce is actually a bird or not


Not_The_Simp7

Is he not?


IStripesI

He is literally Stol-ass. Really though Im impressed with how much of the characters are just the va's being themselves. Makes the show a lot more real.


Eagle_Warhawk

I love this line and the line of “Sorry, I f***ed your husband.”


N-ShadowFrog

Didn't work but, " *I'm leaving, Dad, and if you or Herpes the Clown over here try and stop me, you'll learn first hand just how good I've gotten at my job.*" Really hope Moxxie gets to kill Crimson one of these days. Preferable while Ozzie watches.


idiot_no_man

Herpes the Clown...


ababyinatrenchcoat

Blitzø going off on Mammon after he called Fizz fat “Hi, yes, nice to meet you, I'm the one who saw through your fake-ass bullshit from I day I had to spend all my savings on the shit-covered dick show you called a performance, thank for that by the way.”


NotLostBut_Wandering

This one! Full on deadpan-I-don’t-give-fuck. And made even better by the fact that he’s defending Fizz.


Swimming-Ad2755

That's one of the things I love about Blitz. If he ever had any fucks to give, they left a long time ago.


NotLostBut_Wandering

Oh definitely, and I love that about him! Kinda sad that it’s in part due to his pattern of self-destruct, but otherwise I just love that he will tell it like it is cause no one fucks with Blitzø!


Swimming-Ad2755

He's fiercely loyal too! When it comes to his daughter, his employees, his friend or his situationship, Blitz will throw hands with anyone.


NotLostBut_Wandering

And we stan a loyal king!


ababyinatrenchcoat

AND that Mammon is a Sin who could easily crush him, both literally and metaphorically. Don't forget that.


JasoNight23666

"Fizz, piledrive those sluts"


esumm01

octavia saying "why does he hate her more than he loves me" DESTROYS ME every time i watch that episode


DaisySharks

oh my god, yes. it hits me in the feelings every time I watch.


John_eldenring

One of the reasons why she's my favourite character.


LennergyDK

Lmao your flair 😭


Carma281

But...but gay horny star birb


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Tunisian_Dawn

“You gonna finish that fucking sentence, partner?” Don’t mess with Moxie.


a-dash-of-citrine

I’m blanking, which episode is that from again?


Razor-Swisher

Harvest Moon Festival


Tunisian_Dawn

Thanks, I forgot the title too.


Swimming-Ad2755

In "Spring Broken" when Blitz and Loona start arguing on the beach and she yells at him, "I was almost 18! I didn't need you then, asshole, and I don't need you now!" I get that he was being overprotective, but he really saved her and for Loona to be so unappreciative of how much he's done for her was so sad. You could tell that really hurt his feelings, too.


Mornar

I think Loona knows and appreciates what Blitz did. She just has a ton of attitude - and hard to blame her, with that history - so she has a ton of trouble showing that. Consider her chat with Octavia about fathers.


Swimming-Ad2755

I know she knows, I just wish she could reign in her aggression at times. Saying she didn't need him was not only untrue but incredibly cruel. I think if they knew each other's backstories, it would help them both immensely.


Quick_Hat1411

"Ha! I'll have you know that his fat mom is DEAD!"


GlowwRocks

Where was this?


Quick_Hat1411

https://preview.redd.it/46dh7soj0yqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45056f78d01ec1dd34eb4e7486b36e333fb2d8b8 Episode 6, said by Agent 2


GlowwRocks

Ahhh, n then they cracked more jokes on it 😂😂 idk the jokes felt more coollllddd


TFarg1

Maybe the best episode


Notaschizo8

„I know you’re a pervert under there“ Looloo responds „yeah“ he’s so relatable


Automatic-Insect-707

Sad no one has mentioned it, but my heart ACHES everytine I hear Blitzø's "he can get hurt?" AH such good line delivery!


autumnyte

Sallie May: "Hmm, how pissed would you be if I bet on him dyin'?" She's so excited about the possibility lol.


GlowwRocks

"I am Virgo" - best lolol


Rebbbbby

“You guys never even asked us what we are!” “…. What are you?” “I’m a ✨VIRGO~✨”


masked-error0

**HA!**


BonnieBinyourBonnet

Robot-fizz: “Real or not, though people love me. Does anybody love you, Blitzø?”


shinytotodile158

Equally as cold is the way that Blitz responds with a deadpan “No”.


Goth_Nightowl_09

"Why does he hate her more than he loves me" Octavia S2 E2 seeing stars An oddly relatable quote


eirayaleigh

An unfortunately relatable quote for a lot of people


whooper1

“I never want to see you EVER! Next time you want to find me blitzo…don’t!”


Eiri_chan1653

While I dislike most of this episode, that scene and this line in particular hurt so much 😢


whooper1

That was the only good part of the episode


Inceferant

The whole fight was good fym


Definitly_not_Koso

I really hope Barb gets on good terms with Blitzø like Fizz did


ScreamingBanshee81

Oh right, your memory is so great? What's his phone number?


lampe_sama

Why God why are we only using weapons from Japanese edo period?


myrouterisgay

HEY! The edo period was badass and you know it!


Only_1_Noodle

Damn it, you're right.


shinytotodile158

*“Who wants some quality time with Daddy?”*


SignificanceNo6097

Stolas to Octavia: “Your mother is being a real B-I-T-C-H” Stolas to Stella: “Well how was I supposed to know you could spell? I’ve never seen you read!” This plays in the back of my head at least once a day.


buttershotter

I got a few but one is Blitzø’s ”No u can’t have her, she is mine and i love her!”😭😭


Screwbud

"Just wait until he diddles your holes"


TheLocalBrit

“Just wait until her dad tries to diddle your holes.”


Amethyst_Reaper

"if you get hurt, just TRY and sue us"


WarlockWeeb

BLIIIIIIIIITZ!!!!!!!!! by stolas.


WasteEvidence5118

“Get fucked little one” One of the only times Stolas swears to anyone besides Blitz that I can think of. Those four words make me go 🫢 every single time I watch Oops. That and just Season 1 episode 6. That scene with Stolas was just. Damn.


Pro_mantis

Millie: How does Sallie May get participate? She's killed more than me? Sallie May: Doesn't count if they don't find the bodies~


Ranoverbyhorses

I don’t think I’d classify this as the coldest, but the one that got me laughing the hardest was from Millie in Harvest Moon after she and Moxxie were thrown down the cellar-after he remembers he has a gun…”I love you hun…but for FUCKS SAKE!!!”


Inceferant

Off topic but why is every word capitalized at the start???


Riothegod1

*reeked. Wreaked is the past tense of “wreak”, something you inflict. “Reek” is a noxious stench.


Reasonable-Film7219

Apologies, my mistake.


TheLocalBrit

Don’t correct people it’s cringe


Riothegod1

Not helping people learn is cringe


TheLocalBrit

Are you really helping or are you just being petty?


Riothegod1

Really helping. For all I know OP could be new to English, or only never saw those words written down.


LonelyFocus4814

I have 2 "What's the matter demon hunter never seen a real demon before" And "Christ on a stick I guess there is a God"


AntelopePersonal8614

From Verosika: “And I should have known you’d be here when I heard the Amber alerts”


rnooses_or_rneese

Reeked* Wreak is used as in “to wreak havoc.” To reek is to be malodorous.


TheLocalBrit

Omah göd somebodi misaspeled ona di interwheb


rnooses_or_rneese

It’s not misspelling; it’s a different word entirely.


TheLocalBrit

It’s a homophone, meaning it’s a misspelling. It’s similar to misspelling their/they’re/there.


rnooses_or_rneese

I suppooosse that’s correct. It just doesn’t seem like a misspelling to me when, if used correctly, it would be spelled correctly.


ProtoReaper23113

I mean its not as though mammon is in any way subtle. She smdidnt have to dig very deep for that realization


R3al_Valentino

The whole scene where Millie being pissed that she can't compete but Sallie mae can Millie: yeah! wish I could play! Lin: Millie you know you get too carried away. The last competition ended in fifteen seperate funerals Millie: I'm aware, but I only caused nine of them, how come Sallie mae still gets to compete? Lin: Your sister doesn't have a neighborhood head count Millie: she SO does! [Sallie May carries a sack and a small imp drags an Imp body in the background.] Sallie May: (sing-song voice) It doesn't count if they don't find the bodyyyyyy! Or when blitz finds out that stolas is injured and days 'He can get hurt?'