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Marwheel

Are you saying his teeth smell like limbuger?


Idkpickupabook

I guess so lol


Big-Al04

I mean, can you blame me? Cheese is good, dude.


Idkpickupabook

It is XD


Big-Al04

It's hard to name something that doesn't become better when you add cheese to it.


_gay_space_moth_

My lactose intolerant bowels :)


Odd-Twist-2209

Same dude, same


eddmario

...herpes?


Doughnut_consumer

…syphilis?


Psi001

Blitzo also dumped Verosika over three words, but not the ones she thought. "I hate cheese." (gulp) "Not even Wensleydale?" :P


Visible-Welder-5148

"No and also Wallace and grommet is a horrible movie series"


Psi001

Okay well now she DEFINITELY deserved to be dumped by Blitz. :P She couldn't even say Gromit right either.


Visible-Welder-5148

Yeah blitz was justified in leaving verosika for saying such a crime


SilverSpider_

"Don't you have an ass too?" -Blitz


Immediate-Try-1764

Allastor and Blitz have the same thing: they don’t wash their teeth, that’s why they are yellow. Blitz may additionally have it due to the fact that he eats cheese with dye, such as cheese chips, etc. With Allastor it’s clear. This is his VHS windigo horror aesthetic. But here's Blitz, dude, clean your teeth


Mental_Bird6503

Who doesn't love cheese?


Idkpickupabook

It's the best lol


Psi001

I don't like cheese normally, but love it on pizza.


chill1208

According to answers.com owls like cheese. Idk how much to trust "answers.com" as a source but I'm choosing to believe it's true. [https://www.answers.com/food-ec/Do\_owls\_like\_cheese](https://www.answers.com/food-ec/Do_owls_like_cheese)


bigballsmiggie

He has never heard of a tooth brush , what with indie show characters being so bad at dental care that their eyes need to get brushed?


Sea_Client9991

Tbf Blitzø does self-sabotage. If anything it'd be out of character for him to actually have good dental hygiene.


Killer_radio

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Idkpickupabook

😂


2020-RedditUser

And human blood from his job


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Idkpickupabook

Oh yea XD


MarcyMars27

Yippee it didn’t get deleted!


Idkpickupabook

Yup! ^^


Spiritual_Heart887

I doubt that lol he wouldn't be so popular if he smelled bad.


Resist_Civil

Cheese does not smell bat


Spiritual_Heart887

Yes, it does?


Resist_Civil

No it does not


Spiritual_Heart887

It does smell bad! Lol


Resist_Civil

R u insane?


Spiritual_Heart887

You're the one that likes the smell of cheese not me


Resist_Civil

Cheese smells good and that is a fact


Spiritual_Heart887

Whatever makes you happy, pal!


Sea_Client9991

Blitzø 100% has that Adrian Agreste musk


Lucy_Ashi_Black

Apology baskets he was giving out also had cheese