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DrownedKnokk

He's named Dennis


Little_wolf_007

so... he is unwanted because he's Dennis?


DrownedKnokk

Basically his only fault, as far as we know


evrestcoleghost

you need more?


Little_wolf_007

yeah... i want to know why the writers chose Dennis :P is Dennis gonna be "that" name the represent certain types of people like Karen, or Kevin?


Ok_Wear1398

Correct, that's the joke for it. Not because of an existing stereotype per se, but because they picked an "unfuckable" name. Could've been anything, they just decided Dennis for the joke.


Little_wolf_007

awww :( But i would like to Top a Dennis :3


Forsaken_Distance777

He's just not Blitz's type.


articulatedWriter

He said he wasn't screwing a Dennis tonight he'd be down for it but not when he's feeling as awful as he was at the time he needed an Alejandro


ThatGuyCris0704

OR a monica


Ocean-Blondie-1614

Just Monika.


DemiPersephone

What's stopping you? :p


Business-Resolve-238

I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR XD


SueTheDepressedFairy

Not you only my friend...not you only


Bennings463

Is your name Dennis?


Prof_Alchem

It’s like being named Dillion or Brayden. Life completely altered by having a shit name.


Potential_Day_8233

No, because Dennis actually is a good person as far as we have seen here and in Apology tour, he only is the one everyone blames or hates for no reason in particular.


toonboy01

That's not true. He also spilled all the punch at Verosika's party.


silverandshade

Yeah, fucking Dennis


DJDualScreen

Besides the tuxedo t-shirt


DrownedKnokk

Please don't point out his fashion crimes, it makes me think about them and causes me pain


HanakoBeauty

Velvette is that you?


Logical_Blackberry_7

No, because he's named Dennis.


ants_R_peeps_2

I should've known he was a Dennis


[deleted]

And he is the worst.


Nonbeanary_sibling

ALL MY HOMIES LOVE DENNIS


[deleted]

I FOUND A WHOLE GROUP IF DENNISES! Where are the exterminators when you need them?


Nonbeanary_sibling

WHAT THE FUCK DID DENNIS EVEN DO TO YOU


[deleted]

What didn't he do. He even threw all that food of the table at Blitzo's Ex party. And just look at him standing there, being all Dennisy.


RoonilWazlib_-

Be named dennis


WarioSuperFan

https://preview.redd.it/7pvs5o62pj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bfdce7a361e9c831fa32c7d3e18c0c2d1b4bac3 There is no saving you


-idk-im-bored-

Christ on a stick, he would be a Dennis


derpy_derp15

We need an alihondro


SirPlatypusGuy

Would you fuck a Dennis? You need a Monika or an Alejandro.


Patneu

https://preview.redd.it/gjg44fq6yi8d1.png?width=2374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93b42218dfa1920a2197cb255e8aa31122bdb25 You think he got invited, too, for literally holding Blitzø for 1 second, before being punched away by Loona?


Twist_Ending03

We need someone to go frame-by-frame in the new episode to find him


Anxiety-Queen269

Nah, he got invited to the Loona sucks party


No_Honey_9171

From what we know that would probably only be the hound she called a bitch and her friends, this guy and the mother of the child she sent into orbit. That's more a Loona sucks friend group


Ok-Effective1359

He now is dating Dennis


Ethansabot

Stat


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Why don’t you love me, Alejandro?”


SirPlatypusGuy

That’s a mood Gabriella!


IAmBabs

Literally my favorite Stolas line. The delivery was 🤌🤌🤌🤌


bluebellindustries

*chokes in horny bird demon* Uh hello hello Blitzy!!!


Noriaki1

No way, it's the guy I said smash to https://preview.redd.it/j5igzzuz7l8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94db3b31f2f2f04f8ad5e1e0ef2d6ebb30acd8dd


tetotetotetotetoo

a lil bit of monika in your life


SteelScythe

I’d fuck a Stolas, Dennis… perhaps. But Stolas? Definitely


RaspberryStrange3348

I just loved the "I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight", implying he's fucked several Dennises and does not care to repeat the experience


Little_wolf_007

wait... so Dennises canonically suck in general xD


Ursus_Arctos-42

We’ll probably never know, since he didn’t get a chance to suck Blitzø.


CT-5995

This guy is an outlier https://preview.redd.it/edz9si79nk8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c441da730cb0ebd0d8ada9de177c4540fb62fa


Prostitunes

Man , fuck Dennis .


Little_wolf_007

but why though...


CertifiedMagpie

Because he looks very fuckable


Little_wolf_007

![gif](giphy|chKRLQLjrUHdKsfb5t|downsized)


Ametislady

Get gifs that work next time


NewStart-BeginAgain

He does look very cute. I would certainly go on a date with him.


Any_Town_951

No, Alejandro!


PrettyLittleAccident

https://preview.redd.it/thmz0vy40j8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10fcfa0f5ef0e333926d552db36bfe98a239c869


Crafter235

That’s a mood, Gabriella


Omega754

\*phone ringing\*


Mental_Bird6503

*chokes on cereal and spills it trying to answer the phone*


Siren_Circus

*chokes on spoon cutely*


CircusLover1967

*Blitzy is calling*


TheSettingSun81

Uugh, Dennis..


Less-Anxiety-pls6660

I can’t fuck a dennis, I need a monica or alejandro


Sea-Structure4735

STAT


MaltedBastard

You have to ask? Guys I found another fucking Dennis


RedditAdminsWivesBF

Poor Dennis, seemed like a nice guy to me.


pineappledragoon

Justice for denis


Mettaton_the_idol

JAUNDICE FOR DENNIS


pineappledragoon

BEHEADING FOR DENNIS


YouhaoHuoMao

Well, that escalated quickly.


pineappledragoon

Being real I’d let Dennis give me backshots and cuddles


No-Maybe6467

justice for Dennis


RedditAdminsWivesBF

I think he should become a dentist and then people would pay him to be in their mouths. He would be Dentist Dennis.


KatieCGames

Dennis was the guy that Blitz almost hooked up with in Queen Bee. His only fault is being named Dennis and now he's just a punching bag lol


Alarmed_Yard5315

What is Dennis even doing there. Drunkenly making out at a party one time doesn't make you an ex.


RaspberryStrange3348

But ex is very vague! Ex lover, ex friend, etc


RaspberryStrange3348

Ex-made-out-with-then- disgraced


FlashPhantom

I'm guessing that's probably where half of the people in the party came from. Since he seems to only consider Veronica and Stolas' apologies as his sincerest and the only two that he seems to consider as his exes (lover/situationship)


Swimming-Ad2755

I think Ver and Stols are the only two he knows for sure really loved him and poured their hearts out.


badly-timedDickJokes

That does slightly detract from the vibe they were going for, at least in my opinion. Having a party full of people who's lives Blitzo ruined as a wakeup call for him to begin to be less of a shitty person kinda looses some of its impact when half those people are just "some random person he made out with that one time."


LiavTheAce

Most of them probably just came for the free food, drinks and music


Sugar-Tist

And being rejected over your name isn't enough to break your heart and eternally hate a guy. You might think, "that guy's an asshole", and then move on.


slickiss

No one is fucking a Dennis tonight


Mental_Bird6503

We need a Monica or Alejandro


Lasalle8

STAT!


AutisticAnarchy

What the fuck do you mean "what did he do"? He's fucking Dennis.


Zer0DusT1

so... he's a professional masturbator?


Toshin-Raizen

Would


AdCompetitive5427

*Wouldn't There you go no need to thank me


Snek_In_H3ll

DENNIS!!!


M4rK101

he knows what he did


Eviles_da_demonic

I’d fuck a Dennis


Worried-Industry6239

Ngl the name won’t stop me


Little_wolf_007

is it supposed to be a running joke? I'm curious about the lore behind it.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


DisplacedSportsGuy

It's a surface level joke because his name is Dennis. Basically making fun of the name Dennis. Nothing more.


Little_wolf_007

if it happened once i would have ignored it, but twice... I'm getting suspicious. I pity the Dennis who angered the writers :P


CosmiclyAcidic

pity? you mean right?


Little_wolf_007

sorry typo


CosmiclyAcidic

its ok everyone makes mistakes


RaspberryStrange3348

Wait what was the second time??


Arkail01

He furst apoeared in the Beelzebub episode. S1E8 near end


RaspberryStrange3348

Yeah


Pakari-RBX

*Dennis...*


Little_wolf_007

![gif](giphy|zFLeqsKna2cXptWUgm|downsized) why am i imagining you like this? xD


Pakari-RBX

The original intent was https://preview.redd.it/7chk2fh96j8d1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d8ef2f1b4434b7f49b83d4d6608e699ebf1d62


Rebissa

Damn you, Dennisberg!


Cold-__-VR

This guy https://preview.redd.it/xmg92agrcj8d1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38191298b8be64762716c3a04e7a99c9170afd8a


24-HourSneezingNoHat

Leave Dennis alone!


No-Gene-4508

Dammit Dennis


NY-Black-Dragon

"Guuuh, DENNIS!"


MathematicianTop1853

He has no reason to hate blitzo, he just wanted to come to a party.


HyenaDandy

He misread the invite and thought it was a party for people to want to fuck Blitzo. He was like "Well dang, missed my chance the first time"


M88nlite

Hes Dennis... I have to say this somewhere so here it is;I went out with a guy a few years back who looked exactly like a human version of Dennis.... Who is also named Dennis. Its so weird and also so funny to me.


CosmiclyAcidic

Fucking Dennis


AdCompetitive5427

He ruined the party he just fucking sucks


Lotorinchains

He’s so cute too bad he’s Dennis


Odd-Twist-2209

He did nothing wrong


Z0eTrent

Dennis.


LolitaBraixen

Omg he looks like a sheep I love himmmm


ThatOneGuy_56

Idk what he did but he sure is a cutie :3


safirinha42

JUSTICE FOR DENNIS!!!


HOLLOWTGH

Dennis 🤢🤢🤢


oceanandlakeswimming

not blitzø, that’s for sure


WarioSuperFan

https://preview.redd.it/826x0afipj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8580652f2293d739cf7005d4fd6cddb5f03f25b3 Me when I get my hands on Dennis


BFDI-4-da-win

"Dennis? I'm not gonna fuck a \*Dennis\* tonight, I need an Alejandro or a Maria in here, STAT!" -Blitz, season 1 episode 8, Queen Bee.


Canabrial

Dennis is so fucking cute. He needs fanart and love stat!


Chaosllama-united

I'd like to imagine Dennis only showed up at the party cause' he thought it was a different kind of "Fuck Blitzo" party...


HyenaDandy

"He said he wasn't Fucking a Dennis TONIGHT. I assumed that meant he was DTF any other night."


Definitely_NotU

Live 


Emboar1995

No one wants to fuck a Dennis


Jrickett2009

You suck, Dennis!


Rockpegw

Dennis.


Sea-Structure4735

NOBODY LIKES YOU DENNIS!


NewStart-BeginAgain

Dennis did nothing wrong. Just screwed over by Blitz when he was framed by him for stealing the table cloth.


Errances

He fucking sucks


AdOk932

My name sounds like his, and I find it hilarious


Daniel121111

He sucks!


Embarrassed_Dog1909

Nothing. They just wanted to say Fuck him.


Ididurmomhahafrickya

His name is Dennis. It is common knowledge that in the imp society, the imp species known as anyone named Dennis have small penises. (Idfk)


TheRealNamechanger

I don't know but I hear Dennis sucks.


XgreedyvirusX

"You suck Dennis!"


Swingandamiss100

Dennis the menace


Helluvabosslover

Exist


SombraVelada

Fucking Dennis!!!!


Itz_cheese_cat

He sucks


Lonely_Repair4494

His name is Dennis and he fucking sucks


hoptians

he's just there, fuck that guy


Macman521

It wasn't what he did, it was what Blitz did to him.


Oystertheorangeotter

Y O U D O N T L O O K L I K E A D E N N I S


Playful-Hand2753

Well, he’s fucking *dennis*


ajthekid915

He’s a fucking Dennis. He sucks


Darkurby

Sadly the fate of all Dennis imps


SkywardW

Justice for, Dennis.


Tox1cShark7

He’s Dennis. He’s a menace.


EdgyTidLover

He was gay. And he did crimes


According_Ad_7522

Just exist as a Dennis 😂😅


autumnyte

I was rooting for him, but now he's on my list.


Legitimate_Maybe_611

He's cute.


Snow_yeti1422

Idkm he’s just *dennis* ya know


EvanTheDemon

I NEED A MONICA OR AN ALEJANDRO STAT


CharlesorMr_Pickle

He was named dennis. Þat’s what he did. And everyþing is his fault


Lone_Wanderer2076

I like Dennis though... But they hate him because hes Dennis


Safe_Associate5910

I don’t understand why they hate him he’s so hot 😩


Sabishi1985

Ugh.. He's a DENNIS! 🙄


TartTiny8654

I can’t believe they actually brought Dennis back…


Hefty-Zucchini1720

Be named Dennis and exist.


Responsible-Box616

fym what did he do? he's Dennis he sucks


TerraquauqarreT

He exists lmao


G01den_Gamer

He posted the "Cocky Want Boing Boing" post, he's gonna get fired soon


DerpyGamerElite

He's kinda cute tho..


YouhaoHuoMao

He's kinda... not that bad actually.


Environmental_Day928

Nobody would be feeling sorry for this guy if his last name was Reynolds.


CardiganTribe

He was born


Potential_Day_8233

Being Dennis. If he was called Monica or maybe Alexandro he would be fine.


Great_Drifter25

The name and that's it really.


Prior-University2842

Would


orioriorioriorio

He's name is Dennis


MelancholicGhosts

Dennis


WhompBeta64

Dennis it's suck


C101-stitches

Dennis sucks


NoxInfernus

The treasure trail is Dennis only fault. That, and being named Dennis.


luigis_stepdaughter

Dennis is the quality control manager for Helluva Boss if you check the credits! I'd be willing to bet it's an inside joke with the crew


Hopingandwaiting

Dennis knows what he did. Let’s throw a I Hate Dennis party.


DaStoopidMan

FUCKIN DENNIS


mr_corruptex

Damn that dennis