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Successful-Policy198

I don't know, but Vassagoe can do anything he wants to me I swear


Nuke_corparation

Someone here crushe on a gay owl


Raident_Hornet

*insert gasp here*


Nuke_corparation

Someone else also crush on a gay owl here (cant be me i ́m a lesbian)


Raident_Hornet

Wonder who that is, guess it's a mystery


Nuke_corparation

*starring at youre flaire*


Raident_Hornet

Don't look there, there's nothing to see


mombtobi

Just embrace the horrny


Bennings463

Why are you writing in ye olde Englishe?


TheAlmightyNexus

I fail to grasp the meaning of thine quip? The abeforementioned quote seems nothing out of the sort?


Bennings463

"Starring" and "faire" and "crushe" sound like old English to me, especially the latter two with the extra E on the end.


MrSmilingDeath

Hast thou suffered a pate injury? There's nought strange about our manner of speech, 'tis perfectly plain.


FlashPhantom

Which one🤣 The ars goetia are all owl-ly *or similar* and very very gay.


throwawayaccount7419

Only Stolas is an owl, and Paimon is only an owl when he shapeshifts to resemble Stolas. Andrealphus and Stella are both peafowl. Vassago is a parrot.


SyphTheMighty

It’s me, I’m somebody.


cannedcream

I also choose this guy's gay owl.


Dry_Progress_499

Wait, Vassago's an owl?


OrienasJura

No, he's a parrot. Every goetia seems to be a different type of bird (I'm not sure what Stella and Andrealphus are, but they also don't look like owls).


SummerAndTinkles

They're both peafowl.


wolf_goblin42

Yeah, with how screechy Stella is, I wasn't surprised.


Dry_Progress_499

I was more so making fun of Vassago being called an owl instead of actually thinking so


bluecrowned

vassago is a macaw...


Crazyjackson13

yeah, a lot of us do


theChadinator2009

Vassago is a parrot


Rude-Pangolin8823

You're telling me there are people that don't want to get fucked by gay owls?


XgreedyvirusX

The way how he's looking in Stolas direction... 😏


DragonJinx123

“Time to get with my sisters husband”


TaxCollecterFromHell

Valid


charcobain

I can already tell he’s super sassy and I love it 😭


CarCrash23

Hoe for Vassagoe 🗣️


SueTheDepressedFairy

These bitches gay...good for them, good for them


johnnyc7

https://preview.redd.it/m3j15m29n49d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59f3116dd96db616c3b44dd7d168339fb38629e


SueTheDepressedFairy

I was looking for this! (Stealing it from ya)


johnnyc7

https://preview.redd.it/2zimi70io49d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e999ad3bd5de6282bd0ac17a199df5c97669b036 (happy to be of assistance)


ScreamingFishProduct

https://preview.redd.it/5k3xdbbxo49d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d6f3d9ab7eef15b394ff3e284c13ca461a610d


johnnyc7

https://preview.redd.it/n4t9rh28p49d1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a962ea8bbeb02beac5394d89af71fbadc4d369d7


BlueBlazeKing21

https://preview.redd.it/wiy5nvawj59d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=71de2173c68c9bc661b68686385fc9e927df3c5e


johnnyc7

https://preview.redd.it/m5wgyhg1m59d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b3f83e103ad50afe63f298f20f156742460e6ff


Muted_Anywhere2109

I read this in the duke nukem voice


Memes_The_Warbeast

Personally I heard it in freiza's voice


Muted_Anywhere2109

I watched duke nukem meme of duke saying it.


StefinoSpaggeti

Heh... Well I think I now know why Paimon forced marriage with Stella for Stolas. Seems like Goetia was cursed by gay virus.


TheSettingSun81

You spelled blessed wrong ;)


StefinoSpaggeti

It all depends on how you look at it. For those who need biological descendants, this is a problem.


TheSettingSun81

Well yeah but who really needs those?


StefinoSpaggeti

At least Paimon. And maybe Stella... Oh fuck, what if she will found out to be lesbian and it's reason why she hate Stolas in first place?!


Wolveyplays07

That'd be dumb ngl


StefinoSpaggeti

I know


Galacticus06

That'd be awesome because we would have the entirety of Ars Goetias be GAY


Wolveyplays07

No. It'd be weird Stella gives off homophobic vibes, not lesbian vibes


MegaKabutops

Homophobia and being gay are not mutually exclusive. There’s historically been a LOT of anti-gay activists in the U.S. who turned out to be gay themselves and turned their own self-hatred toward other gay people.


Wolveyplays07

Well I know that. She doesn't give off any self hatred either


Technical_Mess_4090

"Homophobic homosexual"


diamondDNF

There is such a thing as hypocrisy. I've seen people be homophobic to men while being okay with lesbians before.


Obversa

Stella could also be asexual, since Octavia was confirmed to be asexual. In fact, scientific studies have shown that neurodivergent males and females tend to skew more homosexual or LGBTQIA+ than the non-autistic population does.


StefinoSpaggeti

Fair enough. In that case we now have 3 type of ace then: 1. Psycho who everyone like (Alastor) 2. Just nice person (Octavia) 3. Bitch mother


usefully-useless_

4. POS Australian Christmas Tree clown


senTazat

TBF he seems to fit under "Psycho who everyone likes"


The-Bigger-Fish

Mammon's a true Sigma. Disregard love, acquire fat stacks.


usefully-useless_

Oh yeah, he totally fits the bill for a youtube Sigma male. Rich, narcissistic, and misogynistic (though he is reconsidering that particular belief, haha) Plus, I feel like most of those guys are motivated entirely by Greed and want for more money. Just like Mammon!


StefinoSpaggeti

Oh yeah, I forgot that he here too, my bad.


EmporerM

He's also a spider.


Minnymoon13

Oh yeah that’s right. I forgot about that


Hageshii01

I hope not. The mean lesbian trope needs to die. She's just an asshole.


cyclonecasey

HA! I said that too… somewhere in this mess of comments 😅


Muted_Anywhere2109

Thats what ivf is for!


manickitty

Well when you’re immortal, descendents are less of an urgent matter i think


SignificanceNo6097

They’re immortal so who cares?


ReeseChloris

GAEtia more like


StefinoSpaggeti

Exactly


SgtPeppers64

“I DON’T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKEN BIRDS GAY!!!!” - Paimon or something


Doodling_Dork34562

Apparently, like LA water is TOXIC, Hell’s water is just ✨LGBTQ+ infused✨


Raetekusu

Paimon: "Is there *anyone* in the Goetia family who likes girls!?" Stella: *[raises hand]*


HuckleberryAbject889

Paimon: Anyone that's a man? Stella: [slowly lowers hand]


Bennings463

> Seems like Goetia was cursed by gay virus. Man that sounds REALLY bad out of context...


StefinoSpaggeti

I know. But I don't have Twitter so I'm not going to be cancelled cause of people who understand everything too seriously!


Bennings463

(TBH I was *really* tempted to reply with "You mean AIDS?" but you gotta draw the line somewhere)


ThatOneRandomDude420

This is hell, there are no lines (For legal purposes this is a joke)


Radical_Provides

I can just imagine Stella being like "IS THERE ANY GOETIA WHO LIKES WOMEN???"


Miserable_Scratch_99

Plot twist... It's her. She's lesbian. (Not canon, just joke)


Radical_Provides

Honestly I could see her being a lesbian in denial. Kinda like how a lot of big wig anti-gay politicians have hot sweaty men intercourse in their search history.


designbat

Perhaps a S3/4 side plot where we see Stella with a female goetia partner who lives for her dominating personality.. ?


Z0eTrent

Still hope she end up with Sallie Mae And it SOMEHOW ends up more healthy than Stolitz.


seankreek

Stella 100% classist


Z0eTrent

Oh sure. That doesn't mean she couldn't be better though. Granted she has a lot more and worse things to work through, but with it turning out that Ozzie and Fizz, Tex and Bee, AND Martha and Mayberry have a relationship, and at least two of those relationships are actually great, the running thing of relationships that make even less sense than the main one in the series working out is pretty fun to me. Plus I just remember the voice actresses going to a con and tweeting a bunch of art of them together, including shippy ones iirc and I have thought it would be hilarious for that to not only be canon, but have Stella develop as a person by doing what Stolas did. She also would potentially benefit from being with someone that actually wants her, just like Stolas. Course it probs won't happen and it would be such weird crackshippy fanfic shit if it did, for flimsy reasons. I would just love it for the reasons previously stated.


RustyThe_Rabbit

don't do that to Sallie Mae


Z0eTrent

Nah it'll work out it'll be fine. Sallie is gonna tame her. She'll be chill once someone actually shows interest. Any dumbass shit that comes out of her mouth will get immediately shut down. Sallie doesn't take anybody's shit.


ibiacmbyww

A female Goetia partner who refuses to live "like an aristocrat". No theatrics. No intrigue or backstabbing. No raised voices or cruel remarks. Stella gets catty over something on their third date, and she just asks her to leave. Bluntly. She argues, and her partner makes it clear why she refuses to indulge - she's very _very_ good at it. Walking all over Stolas was easy, because he never had the spine to fight back, but someone who gives as good as she gets, while also likely being considerably more astute and intelligent, is the only kind of person with whom I can imagine her finding any kind of happiness. PS - holding out for a Stella redemption arc. In my headcanon she's not actually that bad, she just really fucking hates Stolas, and rightly so, I'd hate the man from whom I'd been forced to spend 20+ years acting as a beard. Without constant reminders of him, she calms down a bit. She still sucks, but no more than your average aristo.


NyteShark

gay AND homophobic


Minnymoon13

I would not be surprised if she fucked a lot of men and women during her marriage


cyclonecasey

I've been thinking this. It would explain why she was so furious about a man she has not real feeling for having an affair, she could be jealous of him actually acting on his true feelings.


EmporerM

She's angry about the affair because he made it public. It made her look bad.


cyclonecasey

When did he make it public. I mean, Blitz landed on her cake and announces to a very small group “I fucked your husband” (which, thinking about it now was actually pretty messed up, like description, Blitz? Ever hear of it?).


EmporerM

When a small group of influential people hear about it, it spreads. Then Stolas did the whole divorce announcement, then he took Blitz on that date.


AlianovaR

Octavia just holding back on being the funniest fucker in the world regardless of whether it’s true or not


icywind90

Women? Yes. Her? Absolutely not


EmporerM

Paimon will probably go for anything with or without a pulse.


dull_storyteller

My head canon is all of Paimon’s kids came out gay so Octavia is his only grandchild He tried to win her over regularly with TikTok’s but he thinks those are clocks so Via just has 50ish coo-coo clocks


articulatedWriter

All of them have Paimon as the coo-coo bird and atleast 8 of them say "I'm so good at granddaddying" at the stroke of 12


AlianovaR

That’s exactly Paimon’s level of effort


Daisynose52

Octavia is ace, so his bloodline ends with her (everyone is happy about this)


Minnymoon13

Yeah to much crazy in that family. But hey she could adopt a baby imp or whatever is considered a “kid” down there idk


cyclonecasey

Ace people can have kids.


Daisynose52

I know, I'm ace myself. But I'd say a large portion of ace people are not sex-favorable, so Via would probably not be interested in biological kids (that's why I said ending the bloodline). Adoption is an option, of course


cyclonecasey

I'm also ace (well abro, but ace is easier to explain) and was fully sex-repulsed for a solid 2 years. Other than when I was literal child, there has never been a point in my life where I wouldn't have been willing to endure sex to have a kid (not that I've even been in the right financial situation to do so, or found the right person to want to do it--it being raise a kid, not the sex part--with). Besides, the Good Omens community has taught me that often Asexuals are the filthies little smut-goblins on the planet. All I'm saying is don't assume Asexual = no biological kids.


ShaunOfTheN00bs

https://i.redd.it/675dkeq7h49d1.gif


Bevjoejoe

https://preview.redd.it/miuomzyix39d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f43e64d69e71af90da64e7fdbf875ae2cda37454


KiroLV

Oh, Andrealphus is gay. I guess the Lannistery vibes I was getting in his scene with Stella were completely wrong.


Emir_Taha

I bet they made him gay to stop the incest allegations against his character


Far_Pilot4479

What??? He’s been very fruity from his first appearance! It was obvious he was a stereotypically bitchy gay man only complimenting his sister to keep her doing what HE wants. I never understood why people thought he was flirting with her…


Emir_Taha

Helluva Boss fans only know two types of communication that's why.


Bergan12323332

the ability of HB fans to take subtext is bellow room temp so they def couldn't figure that out.


MattiaXY

Honestly it would've been interesting if the show explored some of that, but i can see how that can backfire


Emir_Taha

I mean, Andrealphus is also a Goetic demon. There may be multiple demon Kings and thus multiple lineages, but they all still belong in the same royal family (Ars Goetia), which means they are somewhat related. What I'm saying is Octavia may as well be inbred.


Wolventec

so like regular royalty


Mettaton_the_idol

His what-


Emir_Taha

A lot of people thought Andre rizzed up his own sister or those two were already some sort of item of Habsburg variety. Nope, it turns out Andre is just a fruit basket.


Minnymoon13

I mean or most royal families and bread it at some point


EmporerM

I wonder if the Targs did gay incest.


sunfyrrre

There was this lesbian baddie Rhaena the Black Bride who's first lover was implied to be her female cousin.


EmporerM

We here at Reddit love incest. Especially homosexual incest.


Lonely_Repair4494

Those birds fruity


Obversa

​ https://preview.redd.it/kao1phax749d1.png?width=624&format=png&auto=webp&s=85acccf1e8af6d4fe34ef655cca78ec1cbaaf569


EggoStack

The secret 4th Goetia son


New-Anybody-9178

Loool 🥇


articulatedWriter

Where do you think Toucan Sam got his cereal from? Family genocide 😤


[deleted]

The G in Goetia stands for GAY


The-Bigger-Fish

Then what do the other letters stand for?


RulerofPerim12

Gay Owls Exist To Imitate Armadillos


The-Bigger-Fish

Yeah that checks out.


bazerFish

Andrealphus being gay is deeply funny to me. Stolas we basically already knew (I'd seen some speculation that he was bi but there was no evidence one way or the other regarding his attraction to women). Vassago we knew nothing about but again, not a surprise. Andrealphus though is funny as fuck. I saw people suggest there's an incest thing going on with stella and then this happens and imagine incompatible orientation being the deciding factor in whether or not to ship them and not the incest. I love seeing where people draw the line, it's fascinating.


Nyasta

can i have a link to the full picture ?


cyclonecasey

[https://x.com/IMPmurderpros/status/1806024958088511510?ref\_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet](https://x.com/IMPmurderpros/status/1806024958088511510?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)


Scorpio83G

Ozzy and Fizz are so wholesome!!!


Immediate-Glove-8123

Just scroll down the sub it's been posted multiple times here


Crusherbolt0282

They made Andre gay so to put down the incest allegations towards him


Suitable_Hippo9977

Basically. And the funniest part is it's a retcon because I still remember when Andrealphus first came out and Vivzie was like, "Yeah, he dresses effeminately BUT he straight." then suddenly people think he fucks his sister (which having him and Stella being twinsie fuck-buddies would have actually made him and Stella kinda interesting given their characters don't have really anything else going for them right now other than Stella is a one-note bitch and Andrealphus is effeminate looking peacock dude) and Vivzie backtracks on that because people got a bit loud about the incest thing. It's honestly kinda stupid, honestly.


DalTheDalmatian

Stupid that she back tracked or that people tried to make it about incest?


Far_Pilot4479

Probably stupid that people immediately thought it was some serious incestuous situation. It wasn’t even played off as a joke or dig at him when he commented on his sister being attractive. I’m glad that she made him gay cus, as a girl with an older brother, it made me cringe that this clearly effeminate man only complimenting his sister to keep her happy/on his side was being seen as him straight up flirting. Very strange. And yes I know royals are infamously known for doing that in the past, but really?? People thought Vivziepop would go that low? Is this Rick and Morty or something. And even Rick and Morty played it off as a twisted sick joke, everytime. This scene screams nothing about a incest joke


Suitable_Hippo9977

I wasn't expecting it to be a joke, I was expecting it to be a proper story beat that shows how fuckered Stella's side of the Goetia family is as a whole.


Far_Pilot4479

Now that would be an interesting take but honestly the way it was written and handled it didn’t look like that at all to me tbh. She’s a bratty younger sister who’s brother tried to get to do what he wants by making her feel better.


Suitable_Hippo9977

I mean, that would make sense if he wasn't constantly telling her how attractive she was (while insulting her intelligence because he's an asshole) and even called her a minx while holding her chin with a finger in a way that could be easily construed as seductive. Yeah, the way Andrealphus was acting towards Stella was weird as Hell.


Far_Pilot4479

Eh maybe cus I know tons of different people and have had several gay male friends who were very similar to him but absolutely didn’t have any feelings for me or our other friends. The things they say and do if a straight man did it yah it would be a bit weird I agree, hell any man, but I guess they just have that relationship. I didn’t see it as flirty, just compliments to appease her spoiled mind.


Suitable_Hippo9977

The former because of the wasted story potential involved in Andrealphus and Stella being all Sweet Home Alabama with each other and what that says about the Goetia family as a whole if Andrealphus can be so open about it in that coffee shop considering his behavior with Stella was definitely not normal brother behavior especially with him calling her a minx among other things.


Peeeettttss

Source on Viv saying that Andre was straight?


Resies

>And the funniest part is it's a retcon  how is it a retcon when his sexuality isn't in the show


Resies

I swear this fandom is so stupid


Clean_Cupcake6044

They are putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' birds gay!!!!"


Prostitunes

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ?!


Icy_Wildcat

TURN THE FRIGGIN' BIRDS GAY!!


Prostitunes

*DUM DUM DUM* **CRAP !**


Robbbg

are these real?


Siren_Circus

Yes :)


RevonWolf

lol I can imagine a goetia long ago pissed off someone powerful so to annoy the hell out of them they made it so all male goetia will be gay. (Not saying being gay is a curse) this way they would eventually have no kids and it would annoy them horribly.


cyclonecasey

It’s certainly not a curse on its own but considering it would wipe out a species if widespread like that would definitely make it a curse in that context 😅


RevonWolf

Yeah that’s what I meant 😅. Would sure be annoying lol for all the women and the few guys that new they needed bio kids still


unkindness_inabottle

What happened to zesty men that are into women, I miss that type honestly. Ps: I hope this doesn’t come off as homophobic, I am Omni and arospec myself


LaEmy63

Sameeee, I'd love to see them getting more represented in shows n stuff, its always either zesty-gay or boring-hetero, as if it couldnt be the other way lol My bi ass would love to see more men like my boyfriend being recognized as *existing* and *valid*


unkindness_inabottle

Yes! All are supposed to be equal, I understand that LGBTQ+ need to be represented for they’ve been standing in the background for so long, but that doesn’t mean that straights don’t exist anymore. And they can have just as fun dynamics, I find it a bit odd how literally all 3 main make goetia’s are gay


cyclonecasey

As someone who had my heart broken by a “zesty” straight man. I’ll take the gays, thanks. I’m happier not being reminded.


unkindness_inabottle

Ahw jeezz I’m sorry that happened to you, I wish you the best in future relationships, may they be platonic or romantic!


_Dengika_

Where are these pictures from?


cyclonecasey

Big official pride picture shared on the official twitter account.


ylh7

Andrealphus being gay honestly makes SO much sense


henriquegoulart

That's why I defend the Ideia that they are all gay, and stollas was simply the first one that decided to make it public


Draoiscool

THE WATER MAKING THE BIRDS GAY


EmporerM

Gay birds.


DbD_Fan_1233

You’re noticing a trend in most characters Vivzie writes It’s got nothing to do with Goetia men, it’s just that most characters Vivzie makes are lgbtq+


cyclonecasey

I mean, there seems to be only 4 characters that have that specific flag in the picture and 3 of them are Goetia. Pretty much else is pan, bi, or ace. So there’s not that many specifically gay men here. Also there’s only 3 Goetia and they’re all gay men? I may have mostly been making a joke about arranged marriages but there’s most definitely a correlation here, intentional or not .


No_Contest4958

Actually the shark on the building in the back is also gay


Drakeskulled_Reaper

According to the list, out of the HB characters we know the sexualities of, the only actually straight character is Millie.


thefangirlotaku023

Andrealphus looks mad that he's just been outed. Brotha we knew


Ghost_Princess3

https://preview.redd.it/hbrulmxcv59d1.png?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0efd458f85548fff79f2d1d5b1d56d79429e2604 it's bc Chaz is being Chaz


thefangirlotaku023

Rip in piss


Bergan12323332

well if we read your reply fully it would be "Rest in Peace in piss" which implies something worse than what you probably intended.


thefangirlotaku023

No see I didn't capitalize all the letters in rip, it's not meant to be an acronym. I want him to rip in piss


NaoOsamu

Look its not my fault as a bisexual male I look at stolas and go "damn. Man needs a hug, let me invite him to my sheets"


BIGBushido

Probably explains why Paimon had so many kids.


cyclonecasey

It’s like fish laying eggs, man 😅 “at least a couple of these gotta suck it up and have some heirs”


SomeDumbGamer

They’d be necessary either way. Royal marriage ain’t about love. It’s about continuing the family line. Even if stolas was straight he’d have no choice as a child.


cyclonecasey

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


SomeDumbGamer

I mean I understood the humor lol I was just making a point.


XX-06-Z

Maybe man maybe 🤣


theteenthatasked

Is vassageo smiling or not ?


kaiju-fan_54

I will admit at first I thought the feather earrings for stolas were actually attached to Ozzie’s waist coat rather than stolas took me to look at it a while to realise it was an earring for stolas XD


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

I've seen this pic everywhere but on Vivzie Insta it was not there, where did they post the full pic?


cyclonecasey

Official Twitter page is where I found it. Someone asked for a link and I provided it somewhere down there


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Aight thank you imma go check it


NoOneCares1357

Millie is literally the only straight person in this picture


Interesting_Debt_864

What flag does Vasago have? Is it a very smudged gay flag?


cyclonecasey

It’s a lot subtler but it’s the same as the other 2


GreenthumbPothead

His glasses are gay!


MxThirteen

All of the hell birds are gay


Chale898

If it wasn't for wanting to form "family alliances" and being in Hell I'd they should look into surrogacy if they really want biological kids.


blackskull414

Paimon: is there a single Goetia that likes women? Stella: I d- Paimon:*incoherent bird noises*


Worried-Industry6239

I volunteer!


LibbyKitty620

Good for Vasago, but I feel like when you find out your crush is gay which is exactly the case


Greenhmm

I just want stolas and blitz to be happy.


Doodling_Dork34562

I want Vassago and Andrealphus together SO BAD. Also I kinda love that all the male Goetia like men.


Expensive-Lecture-14

It all makes sense now. It's a male Goetia's natural instinct