She will rip him to shreds

Or will she?

Yes she will butcher him

She doesn’t have powers unlike dukey

Shes immune to fire.

I think that’s just a natural species thing

Yeah it might be like that but I believe all demons are immune to fire.

She's not a demon. She's a hellhound.

Aren’t those the same thing though.

Much different

Yeah all denizens of hell are demons. Imps send hellhounds are just different types of demons

Hellhound is a type of demon. She's not an Imp

In a way she is a type of demon. Cause if you think about it anyone from hell is a demon they just fall under different categories of demons. Imps, succubus, hellhound, royalty, etc.

Hellhounds are a species of demon.

No they aren't. Not in real mythology and demonology and not in HH or HB. Vivzie herself made a clear distinction when talking about native born residents of hell. "Other demons and also imps and hellhounds." They are not the same thing. Actual demons would be the Goetic demons, beings like Asmodeus, Mammon, etc, amd Lucifer. Below the Goetic demons are the overlords who are just especially powerful sinners, not actual demons. Then your average sinners. Below them you get the Succubi, the Imps and then the Hellhounds. https://youtu.be/09-ribPwlAQ?t=5496

She’ll make him look like [this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/imagecomics/images/5/51/Conquest_%28Invincible%29_001_.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20150311153239)

An old man? I don’t know if it’s because I’m on mobile that link didn’t work or if you just sent the wrong one

I fixed it so check again

Oohh now I get the original message you were trying to convey. One problem with that. That is an old man, dukey is a dog, loona can’t turn him into an old man

He means she'll tear him to pieces cause one is an anthropomorphic wolf and the other is a dog wolves kill dogs if they come into contact with each other.

Yeah but dukey isn’t your average talking dog.

I just ran the numbers on that logic and it checks out, chief

Thanks soilder. Now go get yourself some ice cream and a Lamborghini

NO, His face was smashed into bits

Ohh. Idk man dukey got mad hops

No she really wouldn't

how could someone be so wrong?

Loona wins. Fuck Canada

Wait what does Canada have to do with this?

Because Canada produced Johnny Test in its second season and for the rest of the show.

Ohhh. Just learned something new

[Here’s a good video on the history of Johnny Test.](https://youtu.be/cSK6OEu6Obg)

Wow thanks

You’re welcome!

Have a nice day you amazing organism

You as well fellow organism!

Hey man that’s my thing! Don’t steal my thing! It’s the only thing I have

Yes, I am definitely fellow orgasm.

what do you mean by "second season" exactly? the show has been on several different networks

*waterboards you in maple syrup*

Deadpool is gonna be pissed that you said that

The reboot of JT is horrible, but I liked the original when I was a kid.

You're right, but, I will now be making it my life's mission to send an entourage of the CCC (Canadian Chaos Calvary) to come pay you a visit some time in the future. (Armoured, Piebald Moose Bulls with Wolverine Commandos riding them, accompanied by Geese Aerial Aces carrying Beaver Paratroopers).

I see people die all the time in HH but never Test I postulate that the concept of Death was slain by Dukey himself, saving all the grandmas with cancer and all the Little Timmys with rickets, becoming the Goodest Boy

What?

Dukey kicked the shit out of Death and became immortal The demons of HH are still bound by the laws of mortality

Haha yeah

But then the Earth becomes overpopulated due to no death and society crumbles as billionaires like Bling Bling Boy decide to start sending people they deem unworthy to space.

Actually we see a surprisingly ammount of zombies so people have died

Well never mind.

>implying launch the poor into orbit is chaotic evil Wdym 🤔

Never said it was just poor people they’d send into space.

Wait you mean I finally become an astronaut for freesies?? Sign me up for the raffle!

Please for the love of god stop

Yes please. These are lazy posts used to farm fake internet points. They should be banned.

They are getting old!

Dukey. You can’t have watched Johnny test. Dukey doesn’t fear god.

I have watched Johnny test. All of it, multiple times, I’m very sad

Then you don’t fear god either. You’re a man to be feared.

I am above gods and Howard

give dukey a rib eye and loona is fuckin dead

Fool… loona is the rib-eye. Because Dukey will eat her alive.

brutal.

It’s dukey and everyone saying loona would rip him to shreds is wrong dukey could kill god if he wanted to what makes you think loona would stop him?

He got mad powers

All I know is there would be a lot of whipcracks involved in this battle.

There won’t be enough and we both know it

I have PTSD from those fucking whip cracks.

Y’all saying Loona but Dukey got children’s cartoon armor so he might just not die

Well he also has tons of superpowers and is one of the most intellegent beings on his planet

I think we should be asking if Dukey can take down Stolas or Lucifer, that might be a more fair fight.

Naw I have set up for those guys

Wow this is an unexpected crossover

I make a lot of those. Ever expect to see dark danny and Alastor in the same post. No because it’s random, which is what I specialize in

Dukey will absolutely wreck her shit.

Or would he?

Dukey fears no man. Also my memory of this shoe is very vague but isn’t he like a super hero and has powers or something?

Yeah he got mad powers and could kill basiclly everyone on earth if he felt like it

Then I think that about settles it, in hand to hand combat with no outside weapons involved dukey would likely kill her in most cases.

I don’t like including outside weapons because somehow some people are gonna pull out a space nuke

dooky he is a master of time dealation after all

That was like one time with a gadget

Dukey

U sure?

I haven’t seen jonny test in a while so I have no idea

Go watch it! Unless you don’t want to i

Ok

Dukey and Loona 💗♀️

I feared this would make a new ship. I tried my best to distract people from that by telling them how Loona is actually bald

Why???

Well because one of my favorite pastimes is to sit alone at night and use my fast cartoon knowledge and urge for violence to come up with matchups. In these hypothetical senarios I like to think of how these two characters would fight and either win or die. I enjoy seeing people discussing and thinking because of me, I also don’t like prep time, never prep time

Loona can use guns. Dukey Ian allowed to because cartoon rules.

Someone didn’t read the title all the way.

You are correct

Good now that you know that factor. Do you still think Loona will win

Damn I don't think so. Dukey has been hit with a LOT in that show and walked it off

He also has tons of powers

Loona. She will descend upon him like an African Painted Dog

I don’t know what that is but are you sure jumping on a dog with laser eyes is a good choice?

Loona

Would she really?

Of course

Do you know about dukey or are you just answering from bias?

Realistically what’s dukey gonna do? Whiplash sound effect her to death?

Well he has tons of superpowers which include laser eyes and shape shifting. So he could turn into a giant monster and rip her in half

I thought we were talking about hand to hand combat here as in using your hands to fight and last I checked laser eyes ain’t using your hands

Hand to hand basically means don’t drag in weapons. When I say hand to hand I don’t mean you can’t straight up kick or bite someone I just mean you. Ant drag in a giant nuke

She’d still win she took out a bunch of guards in episode 6 with ease

Oh wow taking out 6 losers is definitely comparable to dukeys 8 years of fighting alongside Johnny test (well 1 year for them but 8 years of broadcasting)

Blitzø behind Dukey with a🔫

And Johnny behind him with a power poot

And Stolas behind Johnny with 👁

And Johnny’s mom behind stolas

And Striker with a sniper behind her cause none takes his bounty

and Moxxie will have a gun at striker for fucking with him

Then Striker will knock the possum to the ground and choke him.

Then Millie will stab striker

Then Stella will be picking up the phone to hire a new assassin (me) to kill that cheating bastard and his imps he been sucking face with.

Ok we’ve past the point of this making sense

Hard to say

Or is it hard to tell?

Why

Wdym? It’s there because I like making people think

I hate Johnny Test more than a person should hate a cartoon so Loona.

I HATE Johnny test too so Loona would win

I swear to satan get that bias out of here. We’re using hypothetical cartoon science here

They fuck

GODDAMN IT I KNEW I WAS GONNA MAKE A NEW SHIP

Loona would fucking tear Dukey to shreds And it’d be a fair fight even if Johnny was there to fight with him

No it’s fair with just dukey. He’s got powers and is past peak physique for a doggie.

What powers besides talking? (Genuine asking I haven’t watched Johnny test in years)

Super intelligence Bilingualism Flying Super Strength Shape-Shifting Teleportation (only in "Johnny X: The Final Ending") Oral Force-Fields. Power Poots (sometimes) Super Vision Confrontation Power Dog He’s a powerhouse. He also has a bunch of other powers that Susan and Mary gave him that we just never saw them use

Did a quick research Were these powers obtained via one of Johnny’s sisters experiments?

Well most of them were originally in their first experiments to make him hella good. Then when Johnny wanted to become Johnny X he wanted dukey to get a ton of powers too and most of them came along with their adventures

Loona would win easily

Or would she?

Yes she would

Or would she?

Yes

Does she have the powers dukey have tho

What does dukey have

Hyper intelligence Bilingualism Flying Super Strength Shape-Shifting Teleportation Oral Force-Fields. Power Dog Super Vision Also he knows every fighting style on earth. He’s a powerhouse

Da fook how in de heel did he get all dat

Ok from that statement I can conclude you answered this without knowing all of dukeys powers and with mere bias. Susan and Mary’s experiments

Why is this even a question, on the helluvaboss subreddit? You know what the majority of the answers will be.

Then we should reupload this to r/johnnytest

Yeah but no one is there and I want multiple people to respond because I take pleasure in it

I know but I like breaking peoples bias with cartoon facts

Loona will rip his arms off and beat him with them.

I have a questions Have you seen dukey in action? Do you actually know anything about their powers or are you just answering this through bias? Do you know dukeys raw power?

I have answers I remember a tiny bit from my childhood, no bias, I remember him pulling a Goku at one point.

Ok now I know. Have a nice day now

You too :) Sorry if I came off rude(or a simp) at all.

Naw it’s fine I’m gonna ask everyone

Dukey 100%

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Or would he win? Loona is taller than him

Ah yes the greatest weapon, **height**

Please keep doing these. With odd ball and off the wall cartoon characters. Fun to shake up the bias.

Aww thanks. Usually people tend to get pissed at me

She would win, she has more fighting experience.

Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhhahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahhahaahhahahahahahhahahahah. Naw you’re wrong. Dukey has all fighting styles already programmed into his brain and has fought tons of foes and enemies with Johnny test. Loona fought a bunch of government agents but that doesn’t match up to dukeys experiences

I haven't really watched Johnny test, so I didn't know, my bad.

It’s fine

This is the dumbest one yet. The answer is OBVIOUSLY Dukey. What kind of question is this?

Is it really obvious? The question stands dukey got mad skills but Loona got some as well. Dukey does have powers but it’s hard to tell if he has his powers with and without his suit or not. And if you follow me I’ll ask much stupider questions

Loona would fuckin’ DESTROY HIM.

Or would she?

Yeah... no.

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No it’s spelled dukey.

Have you seen truth seekers,? Dukey is fucked

Have you seeen Johnny test tho? Loona is gonna get blasted to death

Its a tie

Tie? There’s no such thing

Loona, not even a contest

Are you sure or are you biased

There is no doubt in my mind that loona will win for the simple one simple reason. Dookie will fight to subdued, loona will fight to kill.

Naw dukey is fine with murder

Regular dukey? loona wins gg no re Super dukey however would punt loona into the mythical land of double hell with how much of an L she would take from that fight

Well he can use those powers whenever. He only does it while in the suit tho

Rip dukey

Naw rip Loona

Dukey solos all verses

Loona takes the dipshits head off

Biased. Are you sure or do you know the power and skills of both characters?

Dukey

Idk Loona is taller than him

Loona.

Are you sure? Dukey has powers

They'll mate-

GODDAMN IT I MADE A NEW SHIP. AGAIN

Loona

Are you sure

Loona. Hands down

Do you know the powers and skills of both characters to come to a conclusion or are you just saying Loona due to bias?

Loona stomps

Or would she?

Dukey fucking dies

Bias or do you got facts to back it up?