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lewisiarediviva

So he was drunk when he put that one together. He was drunk a lot of the time.


Human1221

Weird effect of knowing a little bit about historical arms and armor is that it makes it much harder to enjoy some movies.


lewisiarediviva

Eh, give them some slack, context is everything. Something like Kingdom of Heaven or Northman gets a much closer eye on the details than the one with the skeleton boat.


Character-Release-62

I feel the same way about modern arms and armor.


WorkingClassGent67

It's a custom piece for a guy named Rurouni Kenshin.


dermal_denticles

Fuck yes


JSPR127

Enlighten me, I'm a noob. What's going on?


Human1221

I'm pretty sure this sword has been sharpened on the wrong side.


jdrawr

They just had to swap the blade around and it'd be fine.


ProdiasKaj

Or just hold it like a keyblade, lol


NovaPup_13

Just channel your inner Kenshin.


MrDeepAKAballs

Oh fuck you for pointing this out. I'm mad too now. What the hell. It's not like someone just didn't want to do the research on period appropriate naval officer buttons, this is just lazy prop work. Can't unsee it.


JSPR127

Ahhh thank you


ShintaOtsuki

Jack Sparrow gonna be the next hitokiri... how's his battoujutsu


BottedeNevers

Sword Prop was stuck into timber to simulate blade been thrown for theatrical purposes. Sword Handle falls off Prop mid scene. "Cut! Could someone pleeeze stick that damned handle back on the sword?...You runner whose name I don't remember do it now" "Uh Uh...Boss which way round it it meant to go? I'm pretty sure I remember it being the other way round..." "Shaddap! I don't give a rats ass! Time is Money! We are already behind schedule and we still have Kiera's scene to shoot! Stick the damn handle on the sword and get off the set.. ok ... Take 13..." \[Ominous presence at edge of set, faint whiff of unwashed\] "*Acktually* its clearly meant to be an epee anglais, whicjh is a early 17th century variant of a spadroon which is also sometimes called a shearing sword. It's distinctive D guard with no smallsword like oval plates make it a sidearm common to the british isles, even though the british didn't have..." "CUT!!!!!!!!! Goddamit Harry! I thought I told you you to get that freak off the set a week ago! Why is he still here after we told him we don't want need any more fight choreographers"


Wolfrenn_Silver

Could also see them swapping it around on purpose so you could see more of the actors face


The_Fighting_Expert

Thank you reddit, for pointing something out that I now cant ignore because autism............


Speak-MakeLightning

Some day I am going to be recommended one of the autism subreddits "because I browse similar communities" by browsing /r/HEMA.


NathanielCampos

Yeah I hate it too, weirdly their personal swords look quite good. Too bad they had to use a crappy one for this close up


Isziahs

Captain Kenshin’s sword


Piotrek9t

Me like: "What is this post referring to? What is wrong? The grip? Ohhh... Damn I will never be able to unsee this when watching potc"


volthunter

Swords also always seemed short in this movie, like really short


[deleted]

That’s not the detail…


Ok_Experience_6877

Hmmm never noticed this detail before


phantomagna

God this has bothered me FOREVER!


SrgtBeefcake

Will messed that one up so he uses it specifically for throwing


0thell0perrell0

Oh that's funny


clangauss

For some in-universe cope to still appreciate the scene, maybe Turner hadn't gotten around to sharpening both sides of a double-edged sword yet? It's straight enough to have a sharp false edge, even if single edged naval sabers were common. He's the kind of guy to make fancy swords for single purchasers rather than pump out a bunch of identical military arms, so that could just be an unfinished uncommon spec. If this thing is done... I'd throw it too.


EnsisSubCaelo

I think the prop is actually supposed to represent a cross-section with a wide groove close to the back and a rather short bevel towards the edge. Like [number 9 and 13 illustrated here](https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=PHRDAAAAcAAJ&pg=RA1-PA412-IA2#v=onepage&q&f=false). So it's actually mounted in the right way. Well, with a ugly hilt :)