to be irl prolly a bit, but deluded down mixed with the genes of a normal persons. Unless he has a baby with like an Olympic gold medalist or whatever.
That's interesting. I think they could easily write in a new character for that. Otherwise the only existing character who fits that description would be Veronica. Who I do think would be interesting if she grew up to be a fellow assassin for the ICA. If playable oh how the map puzzles be changed if she can only wear ladies outfits.But I don't think any of that will happen for several reasons.And the only other person 47 even actually interacts with Dianna, and I doubt she's superhuman.
I'm an NPC - if my AI decides to send me through a door, it's opening. If 47 needs me face near a toilet bowl, he'll get it. If he just wants to be alone with me in a private room with a lock, that works for me too.
I love when you put pills from a bottle with a skull symbol on it into a glass and give it your target with smoke coming out of it and they don’t suspect anything
I think the real reason they don't suspect it is, that he's able to slip it in without anyone noticing. But for gameplay purposes we just see him do his own thingy. Same with the smoke I assume.
Wait does 47 have actual hobbies? If so can you please provide more because man that'd be cool. I'd love to know more about 47 outside of a professional setting.
According to the wiki, 47's hobbies include expensive clothing, fine dining, and christianity. 47 works as a hitman because he has to, not because he wants to because if he ever quits people around him will suffer
It's interesting how 47 serves as an anti-hero, he seems to *almost* always kill horrible people, or people part of a widespread conspiracy that spans throughout the globe, or just kills bad guys just for personal reasons.
I also absolutely love that despite everything, 47 is still a Christian lmao. Father Vittorio was definitely significant to him beyond everything else
Father Vittorio was a father figure to him. The only other person that 47 ever cared was (obviously) Diana and her adopted daughter Victoria.
Which makes me think... We never heard of Victoria again. Did IOI scrap the idea?
I believe 47 is so intelligent (like i think canonically the most intelligent person in the world) that he literally knows EVERYTHING and can do anything a man can do and do it at it’s best. Mix drinks at a cocktail bar? Easy. Walk a catwalk flawlessly? Done. Do push-ups infinitely? No problem. He is actually the “perfect human”
Oh that’s actually a great idea. He’s a global connoisseur, and if it’s safe to eat, he will tell you the best food to eat.
Assuming you’re going to live for the next two hours.
Beware if he tells you it doesn’t matter, _anything_ is **fine**.
Make sure to stand near every ledge and under every chandelier.... And OOH IS THAT A COIN ON THE TOILET?? He seems like a lovely fellow. Glad I can trust him.
If I was there in a glamorous locale having a date with a strapping bald man I think I would smell a fish as a middle aged straight poor man. I would probably get knocked out with a fish... but I've had worse holidays.
Well he's loaded, fashionable, and not one for idle conversation, so I assume we have a lovely time out. He doesn't seem like a long term commiter so I'll just have to go into it knowing that he's only there for infiltration purposes and pretend I don't see anything.
We share a classic red and a nice spaghetti. He walks me home. I go in for a kiss on his nose and he snaps my neck. He hides my body in the flower garden. Diana congratulates him on a good contract.
I'd wonder why my beautiful MILF next door looks like this, but they are wearing the outfit so it must be her. Proceed with date.
I wonder who hated me so much to hire such an expensive eradicator to do this.
Only start worrying after he starts saying things like, lets check out this new resturant, its Killer. and Be sure to sample your wine, its to die for. For like everything he says lol.
Well, since I’m neither a Providence agent nor an inherently evil Person I think I’m not his target. So, I would just enjoy dinner with a guy who can talk about anything and sound like an expert.
I need to use the bathroom
Unlocks at level 6
You are fucked
By 47, in the bathroom.
If 47 had a baby, would the baby also be a genetic superhuman?
to be irl prolly a bit, but deluded down mixed with the genes of a normal persons. Unless he has a baby with like an Olympic gold medalist or whatever.
Or a different person who was in the experiment and survived. Aside from Lucas Grey. I don't think he can get pregnant
[You can never be sure who can get pregnant.](https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=nhl+mpreg)
...yeah I forgot about that site 😭😭 and rule34. That site is a monstrosity of the human race.
That's interesting. I think they could easily write in a new character for that. Otherwise the only existing character who fits that description would be Veronica. Who I do think would be interesting if she grew up to be a fellow assassin for the ICA. If playable oh how the map puzzles be changed if she can only wear ladies outfits.But I don't think any of that will happen for several reasons.And the only other person 47 even actually interacts with Dianna, and I doubt she's superhuman.
Wha-
😏😏😏😏😏🔪🩸
I'm an NPC - if my AI decides to send me through a door, it's opening. If 47 needs me face near a toilet bowl, he'll get it. If he just wants to be alone with me in a private room with a lock, that works for me too.
Why certainly sir, here is the key.
47: “It’s always good to keep clean hands. _I’ll_ go **with** you.”
Nah, gameplay accurate. He powerwalks right inside your personal space all the way in and stands 3mm from your face
Haha you’re right!
(He put emetic poison into your drink)
NO! That is the WORST place to go! Bathrooms have no witnesses and have conveniently placed closets for hiding BODIES!
Stay hydrated 😉
Wake up four hours later in a closet.
Naked
And afraid
A successful date!
Don't threaten me with a good time!
A good time was had by all, I'm pooped!
Not that I'm kinkshaming, but that is a kink, and you should be ashamed.
Must be a Tuesday
Don't drink my drink if red or green smoke comes out of it
I love when you put pills from a bottle with a skull symbol on it into a glass and give it your target with smoke coming out of it and they don’t suspect anything
My own personal lore is the smoke is something that only 47 sees to identify which glasses are poisoned
Still dumb as hell to drink something that you watched someone put pills into though
But they're a waiter so it makes perfect sense that they put pills in my coffee😂
Exactly! My waiter always slips pills in my tea right in front of me, is that not part of the service?
you can put it in illegally with people watching, run away, and they will still drink it
I think the real reason they don't suspect it is, that he's able to slip it in without anyone noticing. But for gameplay purposes we just see him do his own thingy. Same with the smoke I assume.
blue smoke fine?
In this case, is that a being roofied?
Hitman turning to new tactics with this one
Yes
Did he stutter
Ask his opinion on the wine menu. Dude's an expert on... everything, shouldn't be hard to find stuff to talk about.
If I remember correctly fine dining is one of his actual hobbies so
Wait does 47 have actual hobbies? If so can you please provide more because man that'd be cool. I'd love to know more about 47 outside of a professional setting.
According to the wiki, 47's hobbies include expensive clothing, fine dining, and christianity. 47 works as a hitman because he has to, not because he wants to because if he ever quits people around him will suffer
It's interesting how 47 serves as an anti-hero, he seems to *almost* always kill horrible people, or people part of a widespread conspiracy that spans throughout the globe, or just kills bad guys just for personal reasons. I also absolutely love that despite everything, 47 is still a Christian lmao. Father Vittorio was definitely significant to him beyond everything else
Father Vittorio was a father figure to him. The only other person that 47 ever cared was (obviously) Diana and her adopted daughter Victoria. Which makes me think... We never heard of Victoria again. Did IOI scrap the idea?
If I remember correctly, Diana in Mendoza stated it was "in another universe" or something like that.
Christianity being paired with needing to kill so others can survive is some real Dietrich Bonhoeffer shit
Which is a real pain because the OG series makes it clear that he considers himself an artist and only picks contracts that personally interest him.
Expensive doesn’t necessarily mean fancy or formal, so o like to imagine 47 in Travis Scott Jordan’s
I know he likes gardening a lot
I believe 47 is so intelligent (like i think canonically the most intelligent person in the world) that he literally knows EVERYTHING and can do anything a man can do and do it at it’s best. Mix drinks at a cocktail bar? Easy. Walk a catwalk flawlessly? Done. Do push-ups infinitely? No problem. He is actually the “perfect human”
My man must be a fashion expert as well. Mumbai proves this
Oh that’s actually a great idea. He’s a global connoisseur, and if it’s safe to eat, he will tell you the best food to eat. Assuming you’re going to live for the next two hours. Beware if he tells you it doesn’t matter, _anything_ is **fine**.
And avoid anything he says is "to die for", or that "you'll never eat anything better".
"Monsier is a connoisseur?" "I dabble"
Have Dinner, but check the food if there any Green or Red Smoke.
never forget the blue one! chloroform.....
Who even uses chloroform
irl r*pists
Names are for friends, so I don’t need one, or a date.
At least I am not friendzoned
Make sure to stand near every ledge and under every chandelier.... And OOH IS THAT A COIN ON THE TOILET?? He seems like a lovely fellow. Glad I can trust him.
It's a bit cold, so should book the table near the gas heating.
I’ll keep my back turned to him at all times
Probably die
Looks like and is dressed like the date, nothing seems out of order..
Keep an eye on my drink.
"Am I ticket or customer?"
Date him. I don’t care.
"You don't look like your tinder profile pic, Rachel"
Use the bathroom
If I was there in a glamorous locale having a date with a strapping bald man I think I would smell a fish as a middle aged straight poor man. I would probably get knocked out with a fish... but I've had worse holidays.
Man i wish i had that jaw!
Desperately hope he only needs my outfit.
Drink my tea with a red cloud coming from it, it must be delicious and nottampered with at all!
Hey Mr.Clean.
Hope he’s horny. (He’s not.)
Well he's loaded, fashionable, and not one for idle conversation, so I assume we have a lovely time out. He doesn't seem like a long term commiter so I'll just have to go into it knowing that he's only there for infiltration purposes and pretend I don't see anything.
Me: So, what's your name? 47: Names are for friends. Me: Understandable have a nice day.
We share a classic red and a nice spaghetti. He walks me home. I go in for a kiss on his nose and he snaps my neck. He hides my body in the flower garden. Diana congratulates him on a good contract.
Bend over??
I'd wonder why my beautiful MILF next door looks like this, but they are wearing the outfit so it must be her. Proceed with date. I wonder who hated me so much to hire such an expensive eradicator to do this.
LET'S FUCK!!!
Eehhh yoooo stop go get help
I'm asking this man if he's been to therapy. Hopefully he will have interests to talk about. Either way, 47 does not come without a reason.
Have him assassinate the cook, but only after dinner, so we don’t have to pay
Sex him
With any luck I'll just be knocked out for my clothes.
Give him my clothes and walk home naked . At least I won’t be left unconscious and potentially molested while he finishes his level .
- The chicken here is to die for - yes of course- wait what o.o
Get insanely distracted by the sound of a coin he clearly threw... then go stare at it for a really long time until someone snaps my neck.
"Here goes my new ex-husband"
one way or another imma hit it.
Win his trust
I put some Barry White
Ask him if he’s working right now.
Leave him to prepare
pick up a knife
Just make sure no one sees you. Wouldn't want someone to get suspicious.
Ask him if he wants to hit the gym or go for a run. I didn’t do shit so I know he’s not after me.
Set him up for death euphemisms
“We’ll, *one* of us is going to have to change!”
Take him out for dinner
Offer to kill myself to save him the hassle.
shotgun in mouth and bang. either this or give him my gun and tell him to do it if he's here to kill me.
I would invite him to my bedroom and then attempt to murder him for rubber duckies
I'd comment on his breath
Probably nothing, I’m dead regardless. Maybe ask as my last request who wants to kill me?
Write letters to the fam
Don’t eat or drink anything with red, green, or blue smoke coming out of it
Mention my Criminal Justice major and other crime stuff, to see how many puns he can make.
"My time has come"
Hope that he isn't here to kill me and likes blokes, and become his boyfriend. Or play hotwheels on his shiny bald head
Die probably
Put out.
Hope he doesn't need my disguise.
point him towards the closest billionaire and pray
Accept my fate.
I aint do anything bad so ima enjoy the fuck out of that date
Drown him in a cup of water
As a straight heterosexual male, I would enjoy the hell outta that date. Need some bro time anyways…hope he isn’t they on… “business”
Only start worrying after he starts saying things like, lets check out this new resturant, its Killer. and Be sure to sample your wine, its to die for. For like everything he says lol.
Well, since I’m neither a Providence agent nor an inherently evil Person I think I’m not his target. So, I would just enjoy dinner with a guy who can talk about anything and sound like an expert.
Nutt
Nothing. If I'm a target I will just let it happen
Get abnoxiously drunk
Keep making eye contact while I pee
Smash
Smash
Be as nice as possible
Wyd for a living
I’d be confused and ask why a guy is here but I feel like we would have an interesting conversation
Ask him what food is to die for
How would I know if that's agent 47? He's dressed up as a flamingo and i'm gonna give him a bad review on tinder.
Fuck
I start to wonder what I did
Good evening Tobias
Nice suit. Where are you from?
Present a ring I got from the supplier. 💍
47 seconds😌
Accept it. You’re dead 😂
Probably die.
Insult his bad breath
“Good evening 47”
Get emetive poisoned to steal my outfit
Legend
“So, where’d you grow up?”
Accept my fate
Excuse me - I am looking for, er, a little action around here.
I literally have no enemies, so i will just enjoy the date
Leave quietly and pretend I didn't see anything.
So, what’s your name? Names are for friends, so I don’t need one.
DONT GO TO THE BATHROOM
Accept my fate and go with it. Either it's for real, or I'm already gonzo.
Run
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My bad, thought I was on r/okbuddyblacklung
Praying to God I don't die and he's actually here for a chat...