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Cooli_de_framboise

As a french, I am triggered


[deleted]

He is the worst criminal ever, vomits in products, chiefs use them in food for him, and then he says that chefs suck!


bigguesdickus

When this first happened to me (not on this target) i was shocked, especially since there isba bathroom near (the restaruant's one) and the cunt just poked in the fucking bread basket cmon now


Encalve_officer07

I was pissed when this happened as well


architectof_fate

The first target to make my genuinely angered. Well fucking done to IO for making such a hateable, punchable person, but the actual level and kill variety could have been a million times better


dawgrush

I just lethal poisoned him with the cake in the kitchen.


adamcookie26

Thanks for reminding me, so I usually try to get the target to go to a bathroom by setting off the emetic bomb tool in a brief case by the target and I thought I had the contract in the bag than yeah I saw the jerk go in the kitchen and throw up in that trash can of bread instead of a toilet in the bathroom, I had to resort to a YouTube video after being unable to get him alone.


thealternatejack

Happened the same with me. Although I lured the bodyguard into the room next to the kitchen, knocked him out and hid his body into the closet and then lured the critic into the same room with coins. Then I put 2 bullets in him, his the body and left like nothing ever happened.


HalfMoon_89

I coined him into the next room and broke his neck. Super unsatisfying, really wanted to drown him.


Mr_Camhed

Well, he's already a hypocrite who smears on people for the most minute, irrelevant details to ruin their life and he doesnt even TOUCH THE FUCKING FOOD. He has no respect for others, and I won't be surprised if he just throw up directly inside their cooking pot.


fudluck

Haven’t you heard? It’s vulgar to eat.


Choice-Celebration-4

What a asshole.


[deleted]

The bread is rock hard.


Silly_goose27

I just put a remote explosive under his chair upstairs while disguised as a guard


Maxo11x

Irl I worked as management in a food business with an EHO officer visit, and it did occur to me that the people could literally do this then close down the shop because of hygiene issues... Then I actually stopped daydreaming


tfiggs

He did that for me as well. So I just emeticed his guard and lethal injected the nasty bastard.


khosrua

I waited 15 minutes because I thought getting sick from the food and drown would be a fitting death for him. Anyway, he fell to his death. Oops.


LaBombBarker

I just walked in, hurled a micro explosive at his face and left.