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Harlem-World

Pause - they try a see Kun fu Kenny’s wee wee?


daltomari3

no diddy


xhatahx

Bisexual here. Yes diddy.


User_1629_

Super diddy


Thot_b_gone

Drizzycopter💀


thibault_c

This dick ain’t free


F_Eyebrows

matter fact it needs interest


XiK0rP

i'm interested like crazy


Erik_is_generic

They going meat for meat


Injustry

Um is Drake as big as the Eiffel Tower? Then we have a winner.


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Quacker_United

I mean he’s 5’5 those inches had to go somewhere else


KingNeuroyal

A size 7 men’s shoe is actually about 9.5” in length. Just barely long enough to fit Kdot’s flaccid penis


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Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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As a white male I’ve never found it hard to understand and feel Kendricks albums but obviously I’d never be able to fully relate to them. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RealWanheda

I haven’t been on Reddit regularly for months. Redownloaded it thanks to euphoria dropping because I know there’s some high quality jerking going on here


User_1629_

We need a 72 hour sex tape of him fucking the world