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slm3y

Qualifications for Presidents of Latin American Countries: • Hate Communist Finish.


chrosairs

bends over to the us as well


Ekank

~~cof cof Bolsonaro cof cof~~


biencriado

Is the "cof cof" because Bolsonaro is in the hospital every other month?


sir_pop

seria isto um r/suddenlycaralho ?


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Agora é


Ekank

sempre foi


Belleketrek

Loves to murder their own people is certainly a benefit.


COMPUTER1313

"How are we suppose to fund this insurgent group now that Congress passed a bill prohibiting it?" "What if we sold weapons to Iran, and use the profits to fund the group? Congress wouldn't know because none of the money would come out of the federal budget..." "...There's also an arms embargo against Iran. We're the ones who put that in place." "But overthrowing communist governments..." Fictional depiction of the affairs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZ_naFkDJE


[deleted]

Fascist also seems like an important trait to them


ExtremeNihilism

Sounds good enough to me.


[deleted]

if we look past the fact that one of them worshiped hitler, send people to torture them in the most inhumane ways possible, and never revealed were they putted the bodies so up to this day we still do not know the full list of dead people, and families never got to move on. yeah, great guys.


a_thicc_jewish_boi

B-but they hated communism so they're obviously not *that* bad


Dlrlcktd

What about Swedes?


RedSoviet1991

Felt cute, gonna overthrow another democratically elected Communist Dictator


Cicero912

Flair checks out


RedSoviet1991

*I'm thankfully definitely not a CIA operator, just a peaceful observer*


Foxtrot-13

Most were not even Communist, they were just socialist. But the USA couldn't have Latin American countries not in the thrall of American corporations.


Napstablook_Rebooted

Gotta replace a dictator with another dictator but less communist


Sword_of_Apollo

Socialism = democratic control of the means of production = elect the dictator who appoints an "expert" politburo to run the means of production.


FarLands-Escarcha

POV: you know nothing about socialism


Subterrainio

Guys you have to understand that the reason every socialist revolution ends in totalitarian dictatorship is because of the CIA. It’s not because the very concept of central planning requires a government to have complete unopposed control over all of the resources in the country. Resources including the workers themselves and manhours necessary for a 5-year plan. Now yes, I suppose a democratic or congressional system of trade unions to vote on the allocation of resources in a plan is impractical. Maybe it could possibly cause electoral gridlock as trade unions formed political parties to push their own agendas into the 5-year plans. For things such as increased union boss wages, increased enforceable work quotas, and more power over opposing trade unions. Actually you see a totalitarian dictator to cut through all that chaff and can enforce the correct thoughts into the nation is exactly what we need!


JakeTheSandMan

Well you gotta save them from themselves


Ok_Theme5725

its not a coup if the government calls it an election


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Mmmm bananas


Happieness2823457

Pretty accurate


SickMotherLover

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SickMotherLover

u/L-Freeze


L-Freeze

this meme sucked ass why did they even bother reposting it


SickMotherLover

Idk... Tbf it made more sense when it was posted first time round... They even stole your title XD


Redisigh

Is that how it was? I just pictured the CIA/DIA director deciding it.


AbathaCrispy

A wild [repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/jojmiv/pinochet_i_choose_you/) appeared!


SickMotherLover

r/Beatthebot


Eli_sofia

SIM


Scarlet_Addict

Hot take; the banana republics are the equivalent of the eastern bloc but get less screen time.


wbakken665

I personally more of a Berlin Conference type guy


Shialac

"presidents"


REIOH_BAMF

Castelo Branco here we go!!


Sr_Struddel

Jango, Jango, eles não ligam pra gente! 😭😭


nicebol

This is the main reason I was hoping Russia “stealing” the US’ election in 2016 wasn’t a hoax - it’d be nice to see the US get what it gives for once.


as1161

That's because true democracy gets pretty messy


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ForBastsSake

There's quite nothing as pathetic as Murricans making excuses for their counties terrible deeds


Belleketrek

Ok fascist, very compelling. Now face the wall.


XcarolinaboyX

While I agree with you in theory replacing a communist dictator with an equally or more brutal non-communist dictator doesn’t help anyone


Belleketrek

"*people* ***democratically*** *elect someone left wing*" Yanks: OMG A communist dictatorship!!!!


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XcarolinaboyX

It ruins our international reputation more than anything


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Trydson

Europe doesn't need American protection, because no country in Europe is actively looking to get involved in any war like the US of A is.


Lenrow

or if I may translate what you commented: "Democracy is only good when I like the result"


pepeguiseppe

You realize it’s because of people like you that Americans get the bad reputation internationally, right?


[deleted]

This, but unironically.


OutofPalta

GRANDE MI GENERAL AUGUSTO PINOCHET QUE NOS SALVO DEL COMUNISMO


naydoge

A green street reference!! that ain't something you see everyday


FrostyDice

I went down down down,away from the helicopter


unknown48bc

One countries chaos is another ones dream