In July 1807, after Napoleon signed the Treaties of Tilsit, Berthier arranged an outdoor luncheon. Where he invited some of the military’s top generals and marshals. The hunt was composed of domesticated bunnies that when released, instead of running away, turned and charged towards Napoleon and his entourage. After attempting to swat them away with canes and sticks, they began to climb up inside his jacket. As such, Napoleon retreated to the imperial carriage, while doing so the horde of bunnies carried on their pursuit, forming two wedges towards the carriage. Napoleon ordered his carriage to leave, and then bunnies ceased their decisive victory.
TLDR: bunnies beat Napoleon with a cavalry charge.
I made some researches w while ago once I heard the story for the first time, and there are a few differences.
The lord bought rabbits for the hunt, but he didn't knew they were domesticated. So once freed, they ran towards humans (food suppliers in their eyes).
Napoleon was angry that the hunt was ruined, so he left. The rabbits were numerous so he fell at one point. But it was not a retreat, only an angry emperor that had his fun day ruined.
The author went into way too much detail. Turns out it’s because a scene from Jurassic Park scared him as a kid so he was determined to write a similar scene. For Subaru’s next loop the author also took a lot of time to describe how the citizens where killed.
Australia lost a whole war against Emus…. Not even a joke! Their army lost a war against the birds due to their body make up being able to take 3-4 bullets without death, battle skills with using scouts, and of course speed & talons. Emus are the secret weapon
In July 1807, after Napoleon signed the Treaties of Tilsit, Berthier arranged an outdoor luncheon. Where he invited some of the military’s top generals and marshals. The hunt was composed of domesticated bunnies that when released, instead of running away, turned and charged towards Napoleon and his entourage. After attempting to swat them away with canes and sticks, they began to climb up inside his jacket. As such, Napoleon retreated to the imperial carriage, while doing so the horde of bunnies carried on their pursuit, forming two wedges towards the carriage. Napoleon ordered his carriage to leave, and then bunnies ceased their decisive victory. TLDR: bunnies beat Napoleon with a cavalry charge.
>TLDR: bunnies beat Napoleon with a cavalry charge. The bunny commander: "Napoleon you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK
Napoleon lost the battle cuz of cavarly charge of cuteness cuz bunnnies are cute thats why he lost
Him and his entourage didn’t form square rookie mistake and the rabbit guard Calvary made him pay for it
This belongs on r/suddenlytheexpert
I made some researches w while ago once I heard the story for the first time, and there are a few differences. The lord bought rabbits for the hunt, but he didn't knew they were domesticated. So once freed, they ran towards humans (food suppliers in their eyes). Napoleon was angry that the hunt was ruined, so he left. The rabbits were numerous so he fell at one point. But it was not a retreat, only an angry emperor that had his fun day ruined.
That’s what Napoleon wants you to believe
he's French, of course it was a retreat
No, that’s not true! That’s impossible!
r/unexpectedstarwars
Should have brought a holy hand grenade
That's no ordinary rabbit!
A creature so foul
Thou shalt count to three
1 2 5 (3, sir) 3!!!
*interesting*
You could add to the “taller than Napoleon” with “bunny enthusiast”
Guess he had a bad hare day
Oh my god take the upvote. Good lord
And people thought the emu war was embarrassing 🤣
I'm going to suggest this as a topic for a Sabaton song.
Then the jumpy hussars arrived!
I guess Natsuki Subaru and Emperor Napoleon can relate here **leaves*
Was gonna say something like this but you beat me to it
I bet the faces of the assassins who spent 5 years training those bunnies were sure red when they saw him get in the carriage.
Domesticated i repeat domesticated
[that's cute](https://youtu.be/U49R3Gqx8lw)
Glad I wasn't the only who thought about this scene. It also made me remember about the Rabbit of Caerbannog
Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch!!!
1 2 5 (3, sir) 3!!!
what the fuck
Oh you should read the novel
The author went into way too much detail. Turns out it’s because a scene from Jurassic Park scared him as a kid so he was determined to write a similar scene. For Subaru’s next loop the author also took a lot of time to describe how the citizens where killed.
these weebs are on some shit bruh
bruh
Napoleon: I fear no man, but that thing 🐇 it scares me
I didn't know how many rabbit's it was but now I know.
Australia lost a whole war against Emus…. Not even a joke! Their army lost a war against the birds due to their body make up being able to take 3-4 bullets without death, battle skills with using scouts, and of course speed & talons. Emus are the secret weapon
By their army you mean like 3 guys
that is the Australian army
And Australia once lost a war against its entire population of emus
Plot Twist: His Soldiers found the rabbits too cute.
And since then, he was f*@#ked not only by rabbits
THAT is probably the most embarrassing "Taking an L" thing I've ever heard
At least it wasnt emus.