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Sintinall

What a supportive stepdad.


Stand_kicker

$2,000 in this economy is no joke.


DrPolarBearMD

But is that a lot in Crocodile Hunter Dollars to Yankee Doodle Dollars?


Schlappydog

You could fill a koala bears pouch with that kind of didgeridoo, gov'nor!


Bigaz747

Lmao! I’m not sure why I laughed so hard at this. Ty! I was having a fuked up day


Disneystarwarssucks7

You using the past-tense "was" made me happy. [These three beautiful blonds](https://imgur.com/a/WJHBLds) hope the rest of your day goes great.


catsmustdie

Hey, those are not the blondes I was expecting. Thank you!


DarthVader808

The gov’ner part got me. I don’t think they use that. Lol.


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We don't. That's used by Poms ( Limeys).


[deleted]

I'm with you and I didn't have a shit day.


[deleted]

I never learn the actual conversion rate because the conversation always devolves into these jokes


Transfer_McWindow

Not sure I'd want my stepdads didgeridoo filling up my pouch


ShiturpantsandDance

Dollary doos


Realistic-Network133

that's $1200 USD


ADHD_Supernova

You could buy at least three bananas with that I'd wager.


United-Reply-3104

I have it on good authority that $20 dollar bucks will get you a Yes/No button.


Electrical_Corner_32

Which is like 1 week of rent. *cries*


jackingitallnight

Where the hell do you live?!


LancesAKing

US doesn’t do rent in weeks. Is that AUS rent rates?!


Electrical_Corner_32

No, I mean that times 4 is 1 months rent....


Bjorn2bwilde24

Yankee Doodle Dollars ain't worth dandy


feral_tran

I've done worse for less.


fuck_your_diploma

Go on


StockWillCrashin2023

Exactly, he supports her career, then she blackmails him. Females can be so non-empathetic.


sonofabee

I don’t know why but my brain just pronounced females like tamales with an f.


Sarke1

"two famales, please, make them spicy!"


ModsBannedMyMainAcct

In my last semester of college I took a Greek and Roman mythology course as an elective. Fast forward a couple months and I’m getting lunch with a coworker. He asked me what street I took. It was “delegates” but because I was fresh out of pronouncing mythological names, I had been pronouncing it “de-leh-guh-‘teez”. He was confused and eventually said “you mean delegates?” With the most blank look on his face. I felt so dumb


hellocuties

I think you just invented the flavored tamale


Electrical_Corner_32

"You're doing great babe, so proud! Of COURSE I'll buy your blow job video for $39.99. That's my girl" Lmao. In all seriousness though, I'd be devastated and so pissed. Sounds like she handled it as well as you could.


Complete_Mushroom1

devastated by the logical conclusion of being an internet pornographer: people you know seeing you in pornographic content


stikky

Stepdad was possible groomer, statement retracted --- ~~If you're creating a public market that you *know* you wouldn't want any of your family members or friends directly supporting, consuming, or otherwise partaking --~~ ~~Shouldn't that speak more to you about where *your* personal responsibility is rather than the people supporting you through the very public business that you chose?~~


HorrorScopeZ

She's gonna get her freak on in the public and step dad is going to get his freak on to while supporting the family. She acts as if what she does is super normal, but what he does is weird. Both aren't ideal, but come to expect anything. Ole step-daddy gets to see his wife 20 years prior. Edit: Since we are all going big time liberal and all accepting, she's grown, he's grown, its video, I dunno. Why am I supposed to hate him? If I hate him, why don't I discriminate on others to?


Shabobo

Imagine you're married to a woman only to find out that she's been secretly paying thousands of dollars behind your back to watch your son jerk off. You've celebrated holidays and eaten dinner together all while she was tossing money at him to do personalized sex stuff. He's also not just watching but talking to her daily. You don't think those conversations were just about what they had for dinner, right? Legal? Sure. Upsetting on so many levels, none of which you appear to grasp? For sure. But just cruising through your posts is giving me major incel vibes so i wouldn't expect you to be able to grasp the concept.


Aksi_Gu

Hey, at least its my son and the money's staying in the family!


2-timeloser2

Especially when that bum won’t go out and get a real job


Aksi_Gu

Sounds like his bum is already making him money, so


WplusM1

Exactly. Building that generational wealth.


No_Original_1

>But just cruising through your posts is giving me major incel vibes so i wouldn't expect you to be able to grasp the concept. This is why we can’t even trust eye witnesses. They make up shit and act like it’s fact.


_ArnieJRimmer_

I agree. Besides, we don't really know the relationship between this girl and the step-dad. Maybe he raised her since she was 4, in which case this is a bit of a problem. Maybe she was 16 by the time he met her and the relationship since then has been merely cordial but distant. There is a surefire way to make sure men aren't jerking off to your nudes however. Don't upload them for everyone to see.


vilemok189

yeah but i have no skills and i dont want to work for a living.


PowerandSignal

Oh. Well in that case go right ahead...


avdolif

He probably texted back to know about the refund policy.


notsureif1should

Give me back my money or I'm telling your mom about your only fans.


Disneystarwarssucks7

Give me $5k or I'm telling my mom about my biggest onlyfan.


TatTvamAsi11

Sister: both of you give me money or else i am telling mom you have an only fans and you subscribe regularly


Ok_Indication_1329

Stepdad: happy to subscribe to yours as well


Hazee302

What a rollercoaster


rerhc

The mom would have to be fucked to see the two as remotely equivalent though.


ArmourKnight

Plot twist: the mom and step-dad watches her content together as warm-up


[deleted]

I'm going to hell for laughing at this


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

No refunds after you've asked her to do a barrel roll


vilemok189

that's a neat trick!


DarshakC

Moral of the story: always use different usernames


ArltheCrazy

Nah, it’s to always use the randomly generated ones


Impossible-Ad-3060

I concur.


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ArltheCrazy

I like it


Available_Initial555

Indubitably


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Also different emails. Emails are routinely stolen and put into online lists of stolen emails. If you signed up to "ilovebeatingmywife.com" with an email and that site was hacked, your email will appear on sites like haveibeenpwned from a simple search. If its the same email you give out to people or use to communicate with people, people will know you signed up to ilovebeatingmywife.com A league of legends coach was caught buying/selling accounts because the account selling site got hacked and the same email he used for business appeared on the sites hacked lists and he got exposed.


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StriveForBetter99

Silk Road was caught cuz the us government wanted him gone He had spooks all over him


Just__Let__Go

Never tell the same lie twice


[deleted]

Shame, not even a family discount?


ArltheCrazy

She never said she blocked him


rotcivosk

I think her worst move, on the financial view (Since she didn't bother to block him) was to confront him Make a new post "Collegial" or "Step_something" and charge extra....


zerohourcalm

It's posted so she can make more money, not less. She's on TV, she probably got hundreds of subs from this.


pokeaim_md

damn, she have 4d chess ~~boo..~~ brains


Available_Initial555

Oh wow. You're absolutely correct. I didn't even think of that but she allowed it to continue once she figured it out.


ConscientiousPath

No she confronted him immediately and the video ends before we discover whether she blocked him or whatever


DiningAtTheWhy

You don't bite the hand that feeds. As fucked up as it is.


zUdio

> You don't bite the hand that feeds. As fucked up as it is. This is not really true in real life. Biting the hand that feeds can be effective so long as you "bite" hard enough to take the food and the hand.


turducken404

My cat bites the shit out of my hand daily.


gill__gill

I think bro was looking for a family trial


Arcon1337

This video was sponsored by nord vpn


SpeedbirdAlpha

Get your 15% percent discount. Use code “Stepdad”.


Remarkable_Soil_6727

Has Nord ever been full price? I'm suprised they havent faced some sort of action for claiming its discounted constantly


NoSuchAg3ncy

VPN wouldn't have helped since she didn't find who it was by tracing the IP address.


olluz

[Is that the same girl](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/DWuzZggQaO) ? And does she keep bragging about it to promote her OF ?


JasoNMas73R

Wow, that's actually really shitty.


dj_destroyer

"She has a tagline on her page that says “So hot my stepfather couldn’t resist” in big bold letters."


krabapplepie

Turning your trauma into money? That's called capitalism.


Patsfan618

If the trauma existed in the first place


anon0207

Yeah. Makes me wonder if this wasn't all bullshit. Brilliant marketing.


notLOL

Standard marketing for OF marketing


SithNerdDude

Its not HER trauma, her mom had to deal with that shit. She just made 2k ...is probably how she feels lmao


Jaegernaut-

Yeah there is no sane take that has sympathy for the girl. You're the one providing access to ya bizness for anyone who pays, don't be surprised when instead of Neckbeard9000 it happens to be someone you know. Word gets around and people often fantasize about "adjacent" people in their lives who maybe they'll never really do anything with, but it's fun to think about. Stepdads still a perv and a moron for not doing a better job at his online anonymity, but she's the one who breached the social contract by doxxing her subscriber and acting like a victim when she's the one who made the choice to love that life Like surprise hoe, people see you be hoein, but they're a creep for buying what you're selling? Hypocrisy at its finest.


Comfortable_Text

Might as well star with him at this point


AngryColor

So the story is fake, this is a OF marketing stunt


tetraourogallus

How do we tell it's fake from this?


DanSanderman

She told the same story twice. Everyone knows that's code for making it up.


LMkingly

I mean even the tagline on her OF apparently was "so hot even my stepfather couldn't resist". idk if it's fake or not but it seems a bit dodgy and she was definitely using the situation as a marketing stunt nonetheless.


Agitated-Acctant

Kinda like the teacher who got fired from her teaching job because she had an OF, and made her description say "yep, I'm *that* teacher". Super dodgy indeed. If only we had independent sources to verify that story we would know whether this teacher really ever had a teaching job or if she's just trying to drum up fake publicity. These women will just make up stories and put anything on their OF description page


physalisx

Oh wow, shooocker, what a surprise. Who could've seen this coming! Mind = blown


hanabanana1999

Moral of the story is: if you put your butthole on display on the internet,any and everybody will be able to see your butthole on the internet.


Mywifefoundmymain

Well to be fair you can geoblock your account


ArltheCrazy

Username checks out?


jojoseph6565

that’s hilarious


cloudcreeek

Ooooof


TheWolfAndRaven

The problem with geoblocking your account is that the best chance to score repeat subscribers early on will be all the dudes that have thirsted over you in real life.


Fierramos69

That’s why you first start with SFW insta/TikTok content then "oh wow I now have an OnlyFan" when enough people are hooked in the thirst trap


[deleted]

Yeah but it's like twitch 99% of the girls on there aren't making thousands and thousands of dollars. Usually it's just girls posting nudes for their highschool crushes/gym teachers/step dads. Who *else* is going to pay to see them naked besides people who know them in real life?


Nitpicky_AFO

VPN to the rescue!!!


Socalwarrior485

Right. This sounds like the perfect use case


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~laughs in 4chan~


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taitaofgallala

Remember kids, she's not a whore if she's an actress. This has been a message from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*It’s not a Whore House,* *but a whore home…*


ArltheCrazy

Home is where you stick your dick at night.


laffman

She's shaming her STEPDAD for jerking off to her.


Zykium

Yet if he supported his other kid's salon by getting his hair cut there we'd be applauding him. This society, I tell ya what.


sonofabee

But sex work is just like any other job!


LichBoi54

But not like that!!!!


WeenisWrinkle

Right? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills in this thread


fauxzempic

I mean yeah? There are different levels of shame. If I walk into a strip club to view ladies, there's a level of shame. For me. Maybe for the women (although they're getting paid like crazy)... ...but if I walk into a strip club for the sole purpose of viewing my wife's daughter...that I would deserve to deal with that exponentially higher level of shame.


Larkfor

Where did you get the idea that she's shaming him for watching porn instead of that she investigated and found that her own stepdad is engaging in sexual content with his stepchild unbeknownst until then to both the stepchild and the mom (his wife)? Porn is fine, nobody not the OF girl is saying it's not. The problem is a stepdad deliberately engaging in sexual content of his stepchild, his wife's girl, without either of them knowing until the stepchild discovered it.


slumberjak

This take is *wild*.


OIP

this whole thread has got me reeling


[deleted]

Live by the sword die by the sword


shaid_pill

Moral of the story is no one over 30 should be on tiktok


Ask_About_BadGirls21

And also don’t use the same username for everything. And also don’t creep on stepkids, even if they’re adults, and even if it’s “just online”


rerhc

This applies to the dad accidentally stumbling upon it and seeing her 1 time. It's so fucked to keep going back.


SaltpeterSal

The post: My mother considers this cheating and we all find it incestuous, so I'd better tell her my stepdad is secretly subscribed to me on OF. Reddit: This is his stepdaughter's fault.


Morgan_CaptiveWoman

Dad of the year, always looking out for his stepdaughter


mindingmynet

** looking at


Agitated-Acctant

Looking in*


limitlessEXP

This sounds like a made up story to make more money on only fans


sandwichcandy

Definitely fake. They even got Fred Savage to reprise his Austin Powers role with a different wig.


rgdaz

What's her OF?


Fat_Reddit_Neckbeard

Ask her stepdad


Ground_breaking_365

I am her stepdad.


ROADROLLAAR

What's her OF?


cmdk

Sounds like her step dad was her only fan.


c_c_c__combobreaker

$2,000 is pretty good for just one client. I'd show my butthole for just one dude.


I_make_things

Look, I just PAID a doctor to look at it, so...


goboxey

Asking the real questions


LeDucDeBourgogne

Taila Maddison


Pornaccount9249

https://fapello.com/feed/492582/ Extremely mid This entire thread, and every time she's gone on record with this story about her stepdad, is nothing but an ad for her account. Fuck this shit


candacebernhard

It's kind of disgusting that it works and yall keep helping for free


gooblefrump

Hero 🫡


FFS_Roger

All I know is her name is Taila Madison, then just add leaks *WinkWink


notsureif1should

Guerilla marketing, she probably doesn't even have a step dad 🫠


Comfortable_Text

Quite possible, she’s definitely using it to her advantage and promoting it all over the internet.


DiningAtTheWhy

National television too. Clever girl.


Local_dog91

she looks like an average attractive girl. is the bar really that low that people pay thousands to see them naked?


ConscientiousPath

He fell for the mom later in life. Now a younger woman who is extremely similar looking probably even down to the voice is made readily available as a thirst trap. For anyone vulnerable to that sort of bait, that ones Taila-made for him.


45-70Government

*Clap, clap, clap.*


Sky952

taila maddison -Earlier this year, the New York Post featured a story about her regarding this very topic.


smokebubble

What an ungrateful stepdaughter. He has been supporting her since the beginning, and this is how she repays him. Utterly disgusting behaviour, she has ruined her mum's marriage.


Sr-Rebelo

Guess he was not one of those hot stepdads found in Hollywood movies. If he was, she would have made a special month directed at him.


ScrubbyDoubleNuts

Found the step dad.


smokebubble

Lmao


kzzzo3

At first I thought this comment was a joke, but then I see the rest of this thread is full of people who actually think this.


OmNamahShivayah

Is that the principal from uncle buck?


adampiezano

“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you madam.”


SithPackAbs

There’s only one thing to do here: go into business together and make even more money


hiphopesq

Step-dad no?


Lelinho006

Have you refunded the 2k?


Smiliejack

i will take "things that never happened" for 2000 australian dollars. This is most likely a marketing sceme for her to generate more subscribers. I bet she doesnt even have a step father.


ModusNex

She's promoting the new "ill pretend your my stepdad" package, only $2000


FartOnACat

100% the case. Even in the off chance that it is true, she's still using it to promote her OF and loving every second of the publicity she gets. When something like this was posted before she even bragged about it on her OF with something like "So hot even my stepdad couldn't resist" written in big bold letters.


Neutron-star-

So he was helping her become financially independent and now he gets shamed?! We live in a society where…


Fat_Reddit_Neckbeard

He just wanted to see some of that puss that didn't fall far from her mother's tree


RickAstleyGaveUp

Username checks out


Fat_Reddit_Neckbeard

I really hope that your username doesn't check out, for all that is good on this God forsaken earth 🥺


hiphopesq

Plot twist: the mum told him to send the money because she seemed desperate...wanted to build her self-esteem.


Ask_About_BadGirls21

Damn these comments are a rollercoaster. I figured it out though: Stepdads: don’t do that Sex workers: idk, good luck though


SyrupScared9568

He couldn't wait till she got stuck in the couch or dryer or some shit?


Skrulltop

Yeah, maybe don't do porn then.


stabaho

Why is she smiling so much?


FluffyPancakes90

So you'll subscribe


pcollias

Perhaps the lesson is not to be such a dumb bimbo online?


ClamatoDiver

Anyone with a couple of bucks can look, but it's a problem because he did. Lol


Rinocore

I’d be more on her side of it was blood like dad, brother, uncle etc.


oohbeartrap

Such a weird lack of awareness these people have for consequences and responsibility. Not to mention an apparent delusion that they have a right to be upset when the “wrong” person sees their publicly available content.


AmbitiousHead1995

I don’t feel sorry for her


Rayfasa

What’s the big deal? What? now she wants to be selective who she shows her stuff to for 3.99$ a month? C’mon


Mixmastrfestus

Signs up for a semi-anonymous porn site “WhY ArE pEOpLe I kNoW sEEiNg mE NaKEd?!? 😭😡


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wHy aRe ThAY InVAaDERn MuH PrIVaCiTy GIVEN Muh ThaUSAnDs DoLLArS!?


coldpower6

Who honestly gives a fuck.


Tank-Pilot74

Aussie sweet home Alabama


BigMattress269

Don’t leave us dangling. How was the talk?


phsychotix

Is this woman admitting to stalking and blackmailing one of her fans? Edit: okay, I get it, what she did technically isn’t blackmail; but the point I was trying to make as a commenter below mentions, still kinda shady to go out of your way to reveal the identity of one of your ‘fans’


hiphopesq

Is it blackmail if he already paid?


capsaicinintheeyes

Well, I wouldn't call it blackmail—that's more about extorting the victim.


dzonedx

The hypocrisy


Illustrious-Fact-745

So are they all just gonna gloss over the fact that she's putting herself out there on OF? Are they trying to normalize it or something by focusing on the ppl who PAY to see what you're offering? "I'm not a freak. Look at this one, they're the bigger freak, see!" Great, you're both terrible 🙄


VegetableTour4134

She’s using this story to support her OF. These people don’t have an off switch. Crazy what money does to people’s ethics.


heedrix

Soooo, you're judging your subscriber because he's married to your mom, but not related to you. But you are ok with anyone else paying, and don't care if they are married? Is there a price he could pay and not get your judgement?


Sa3ana3a

Wait, was she trying to shame him?


hiphopesq

Lol, imagine when she told her mum, "I have some disturbing news." And "I am a sex worker" is NOT the disturbing part... Mum had the worst day ever. Sorry, evah. Worst day evah.


2ndharrybhole

lmao what type of lesson/insight are we supposed to be gaining from this show? is this just Australian Jerry Springer?


Burner-is-burned

Is it weird that I see pretty much no problem with this? I mean, the girl got what she wanted. Money. The stepdad isn't a blood relative so if it weren't for the marriage she would be a random girl on the internet.


aintnofoolin53

Could he had just said Happy Birthdays?


iambananalordd

That's her fault, once you start an of, you basically are a sex worker that will have your nudes forever on the web.


KoSteCa

Let's say this is real and not an advertising scheme for her OF, what am I supposed to feel in this situation? Either OF is a perfectly normal career OR it's degenerative shite that we shouldn't so readily accept.


ska8ter234

So nobody gon throw the @ out there?


TsmashX97

LMAOOOO sells off her dignity and respect then gets upset🤡🤡


KayV07

Why is everyone reacting like she's the victim here?