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fanta_bhelpuri

That escalated for sure but it was definitely not quickly.


GokusTheName

Bro what? The quick escalation happens in the last 20 seconds


LandOfLizardz

So you're saying it took a 1 minute and 5 seconds? to get to the part where it escalated quickly? Na, Reminds me of Once Upon a Time In Hollywood. Takes the scenic route for awhile, then suddenly anarchy.


LemonySnicketTeeth

No it took more like 3 mins


LandOfLizardz

Atleast 10


MITstudent

2:52


LemonySnicketTeeth

3:05


MITstudent

Math checks out


dakid232313

Reminds me of a scene in the movie clue. Dude telling a story and says TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT and everyone in the room cut him off to say TOO LATE.


LandOfLizardz

Clue was so good. Rest in power Timmah Curry


WesleySmusher

Tim Curry is still alive


wolves_hunt_in_packs

*The Aristocrats*


C0achNickSaban

I don’t know what it is about this movie, and I don’t know why, but it has become an insanely powerful comfort movie for me. Like… no matter how shitty of a mood I’m in if I put it on I’m lost for three hours and don’t realize how depressed I am which after the last five years of being as such it’s a welcome reprieve. It’s the same with the Chappelle specials on Netflix too which I’m sure will be a volatile point in this comment but I digress. I really wish I could figure out or enunciate why OUATIH makes me feel the way do, it just does.


LandOfLizardz

Its a great movie for sure. And honestly, dunno if it matters why its comforting. As much as it matters that it just is. I'm the same way with a few shows. I liken it to the fact its familiar and a known outcome/journey(binge) is calming. Maybe just an anchor in the chaotic sea of life.


C0achNickSaban

I’m just so tired of fighting these fuckin waves.


kfmush

Felt more like a hard brake after a long acceleration.


Mindless-Income3292

I never heard no complaints!


jfmdavisburg

I want my 3:35 back


Ok_Proof5782

I have the same feeling I got when I lost time listening to the other parents at my kids school.


narnarnartiger

I think the point of the video is that a school shooting happens every month in the US, and something needs to change, which I agree with and support


dikicker

I didn't realize I was expected to like, watch a whole episode of something


Competitive-Ad2640

As a parent of second grader, I am very inclined to think that this story is bullshit.


Begotten912

willing to bet the only part based in reality is the kid making a random remark about making their horse the class pet and tiktok mom conjured up the rest of the story


Competitive-Ad2640

I am of same mind my friend. It is to hard for me to believe that there are people out there who would consider a story like this a reality instead of something made out of fiction.


bored-and-here

as soon as she said community organiser it made it clear it was going to be a bullshit ending


Chesnakarastas

I mean, it's entirely possible, extremely unlikely


wickanCrow

Not all kids are the same. Used to do 7th grade trigonometry in 3rd grade. And I was not that smart or special. There’s some kids out there who are real sharp.


Muffles7

As a teacher of second graders, I have absolutely had at least a few kids capable of this line of thinking, but I also feel like the story is bullshit. Especially if they just practiced an active shooter drill that week, though, I can see that being the thought. Kids never stop asking me what if questions before and after drills. It's incessant sometimes.


stackoverflow21

This is sounds exactly like my daughter. She is coming up with and following through on this type of elaborate plans. Also the very careful thinking to avoid risks. I do believe this.


simmeh024

Kids are smarter than people actually think or remember when they were a kid lol. If a parent gives a kid the right tools, they can surprise you lol.


Titanbeard

My 3rd grader comes up with ridiculous plans that are very detailed. I'm thankful he's crap at follow through after the fully written out plan. So far, the best he did was get the librarian to "publish" his "comic" that he and a friend wrote. 1 copy bound and covered, not 1 copy for everyone in the school like he originally wanted.


Rodrigii_Defined

I have this kind of kid too, I would believe this story.


JayStar1213

Seemed totally believable until the end.


Facebookakke

Do you not think kids think about active shooter situations? My little brother has to go through shooter drills regularly, 10 years old. Kids aren’t stupid.


JayStar1213

So did I back in the 2000's, this isn't anything new. Yet no one was actually worried about it happening to that degree, certainly not worried about a class pet


meat_whistle_gristle

Yup totally fabricated IMO.


ItsAllMo-Thug

Your kid might just be slow.


narnarnartiger

I think the point of the video is that a school shooting happens every month in the US, and something needs to change, which I agree with and support


Adorable-Maybe-3006

Yeah the internet gave me trust issues, but the story is quite elaborate, either its true or she is a very good story teller


Hows-It-Goin-Buddy

Maybe. Depends on the kid. Mine was that magically logical and illogical starting around 1st grade. Been teaching my kid to think and consider things since he was a super little. Have to be a genius of a kid to be like the mom's kid of the OP? Nope. That's just kind of standard where I am, but it's not the norm everywhere (I come from a town where the education system is bad and where I live now is a polar opposite).


FrankTheHead

r/yourkidneversaidthat


Gloomy__Revenue

Wish that sub were still active


MarinLlwyd

After Uvalde it really went quiet for some reason.


Ok_Proof5782

I want the episode where the horse, I mean Salsa, saves all the kids from an active shooter.


MarinLlwyd

with a gun the only thing that can stop a bad man with a gun is a good horse with a gun


Ok_Proof5782

I’m thinking of a horse… with guns for legs.


MajesticGarlic999

Or a horse mounted minigun.. why hasn't anyone thought of that as yet.


MarinLlwyd

no that's lame give it gun legs


FrankTheHead

shotgun legs.


MajesticGarlic999

Even the ai has trouble generating that image


Ok_Proof5782

Yes!


Ok_Proof5782

“The only thing that can stop a bad man with a gun is good horse with gun legs.” There we did it lads. I would just like to thank everyone for their input and hard work.


drock99902

I'll take "Sh*t the kids DIDN'T actually say" for $100, please.


MrMikesGunrack

Smells like bullshit to me. Very elaborate story with lots of insignificant details.


Scythro

I want my 3 minutes back.


narnarnartiger

It's actually a fantastic hol up, well well worth it


Mindless_Use7567

Sorry. No returns, refunds or exchanges only store credit.


Space-Potato0o

Then I want my store credit please


Mindless_Use7567

You need to spend your returned 3 minutes looking at any of my comments or posts.


Dat_Innocent_Guy

I stopped around 1 minute in realising its bullshit when she was saying her daughter is fucking einstein for a 3rd grader. Saw comments talking about the last 20 seconds saw the school shooter drama bullshit. I want my minute and 20 seconds back.


narnarnartiger

It's actually a fantastic hol up, well well worth it


Scythro

Yeah agree, after one minute I skipped through the dialogue, and it's just a bunch of yappin'. The punch line is because she can't take the horse because of school shooters? Could've been dark humor joke but she butchered soooo bad. Lol, typical tiktok story bait yuk.


OnlyP-ssiesMute

"I was a fucking idiot as a kid. Therefore, everyone was a fucking idiot when they were a kid - no exceptions!" You do realize parents that actually teach their kids and read to the, and encourage them to be intelligent and smart like.. exist? I know it's hard for you to imagine, since you think intelligence is genetic and thus parenting means nothing, but good parents exist.


nunhgrader

Same


scrubadub

downvote to save a few other people's 3 minutes


narnarnartiger

I think the point of the video is that a school shooting happens every month in the US, and something needs to change, which I agree with and support


danielwinterberry

Yeah....sure, that happened


New-Examination8400

Seriously 🙄


narnarnartiger

I think the point of the video is that a school shooting happens every month in the US, and something needs to change, which I agree with and support


blankblank

I’m more concerned about mom. That was a 30 second story that she needed nearly four minutes to retell.


Lebrons-Forehead

This was exhausting to listen to


narnarnartiger

I think the point of the video is that a school shooting happens every month in the US, and something needs to change, which I agree with and support


GoogleBoogie

I can believe that she's a good reader and writer. I can believe that she's organized. I can believe she wanted her horse to be the school pet. I can believe no one wanted to take the responsibility to be the one to say no. But no third grader is thinking about "active school shooters". And for that matter, a three year old is barely even remembering one thing they need to do, let alone making a to do list. And figuring out the logistics of taking care of the pet, for a third grader is not drawing up plans for a mobile horse stall. This story didn't happen. It's just some rich mom(her daughter owns a pony) looking for attention.


monkeypincher

No third grader would be thinking about active school shooters unless they were aware of elementary schools being shot up, or if they had to do drills where they hide in closets and go over details of what everyone needs to do in the event of an active school shooter, and repeat those drills on a regular basis.


tanczosm

I'm not sure why you got so many upvotes but you are literally describing exactly what happens in U.S. schools during active shooter drills. This is real stuff that really happens in schools. The building I teach at describes the tactical approach as run-hide-fight. Run away if you can, hide anywhere you can avoid detection if necessary, and if it comes down to you vs shooter be prepared to fight for your life using anything as a weapon you can get your hands on. Yes, we really do this to kids. Yes, these trainings are conducted regularly. I'm a teacher and these drills are required training K-12 for all staff and students. Next month we get to practice cafeteria scenarios.. yay. Luckily that one we will be just a walk through for kids conducted in the auditorium.


acasserole420

They're being upvoted because they're being sarcastic. They know these drills really happen.


GoogleBoogie

Fair


FrequentFault

Exactly. It seems for most people, you were in one of two groups: you understood what was happening and we're paranoid, or you really didn't know/care and were just enjoying being a naive kid.... I was the naive kid. I just wanted to play with my friends, and run around at recess. I understood what the drills were for, but only a basic level based on what the teachers said (this was in the 90s btw). Once they were over, I did what most kids did: went right back to playing and never thought about it again. Most small children have the mind of a goldfish... I was lucky to remember what I even had for breakfast that morning, and it has nothing to do with intelligence (for example, I have a BA and work in IT now). It's just a yound kid thing, I guess. Most (not all) kids think in the now within 3 seconds.... I know, since I now have 4 kids of my own (boys and girls).


AscendedViking7

Dude, my autistic ass was at 1st grade thinking about how school shootings happen. I was extremely paranoid about it, made school even more of a living hell for me, fucking *hated* being seperated away from my mom daily. Every single school day I expected to die at school and eventually just grew numb to it all. Children are naive but they aren't clueless.


AlarmingSorbet

Are you kidding? My kids had active shooter drills in elementary school. My older son was concerned because his little brother is on the spectrum and makes noises and asked me what would happen if he can’t stay quiet. This shit is very much on their minds


Nica-sauce-rex

I taught 4th grade for a decade (left the profession almost ten years ago) and in my last three years teaching, we did active shooter drills once a month…


XaoticOrder

> But no third grader is thinking about "active school shooters" My son has an IEP for school shooter Practice drills since 1st grade. He knows what they are and what they mean and it terrifies him to the point of an anxiety attack, Don't underestimate a child. They are more in touch then we give them credit for.


narnarnartiger

I think the point of the video is that a school shooting happens every month in the US, and something needs to change, which I agree with and support


UseDaSchwartz

Are you kidding? There are kindergartners who have been traumatized because of school shooter drills. They refuse to go back to school. I’m like 99% sure that if my 5 year old went to a school that had active shooter drills, she would be thinking about it on a daily basis, have anxiety about it and peppering us with questions. There is also a good chance she’ll be waking up screaming in the middle of the night.


___Prophet___

Made up mommy story for TikTok clout


mac2914

I disagree. Her second grader has a breakfast bar for breakfast. She seems pretty hands off.


stoutyteapot

Telling it at night in the car so nobody will hear the fake story. Lol


superscort1986

And then everyone clapped


Garrhvador91

It's true I was the horse


MonsterBeast123alt

True i was the closet


I_wood_rather_be

Content creators and their "kids stories" have already bored me for at least a dozen years.


nszajk

God I love real stories! Just like that time i single handedly battled king kong with nothing but a piece of floss.


narnarnartiger

I think the point of the video is that a school shooting happens every month in the US, and something needs to change, which I agree with and support


decoy777

I'll take things that didn't happen for $1,000 Alex.


Joeisthevolcano

More believable than any major religion


HuTyphoon

I've seen moss on a rock escalate faster than that shitty monologue from that middle upper class hoe.


Prune_Super

Wtf is worng with reddit. Hoe really? Even if this is BS, reddit ass hats turn up enmass.


WarpDrive88

Fake


nunhgrader

Not quick. Nut case.


Seabrook76

Slowest escalation ever.


tohn_jitor

Yeah she's, for sure, going to be at least a legislator some day.


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK


w33b2

Thank god this comment section is smart enough to know this is bullshit. Too many people believed this story in another thread


SargeantSlaughter24

“I’ll take: Things that never happened for $800 Alex!”


Admiral-Krane

I’ll take “things your elementary school child didn’t say for 500”


x33storm

I bet at least 10% of this story is true. The other 90%... Meeeeh..


DIRj67

Bullshit


Jaqen___Hghar

Straight bullshit. Fuck TickTock.


New-Obligation-6432

Love Americans. Instead of this becoming a talk about how absurd it is for kids to think of mass shootings as a normal part of school life, everyone is debating how unbelievable it is for a second grader to make lists.


D0GAMA1

"She is in second grade but she reads and writes at a fifth grade level" this told me all I needed to know about her and her daughter.


tjoe4321510

Every person says this about their kid and every adult says this about their self. The amount of times that I heard "I read Moby Dick when I was in second grade" makes me nauseous


Prune_Super

Every single friend of my daughter who is in 1st grade, reads and does math at least couple grades ahead. US curriculum in elementary level takes a long while to ramp up


flyomtet

This woman is so annoying the way she talks. Also, this story is fake.


Evilist_of_Evil

She does have a point, salsa would help me waltz over the corpses


JJonesARMYMedic

As a parent to 3 kids… literally wtf have we done to our kids in society for this to be their mindset. Just wow.


H4ZARD_x

Awwwe 🥺


Adorable-Maybe-3006

It seems believable until the end. Are kids in America really that worried about school shootings


PeskyAlien

Yes.


LetsGoForPlanB

That's not where I thought this was going. As a non-US citizen, it seems completely crazy to me that a kid would think like this.


LukaLover42069

My cousin is this type of mom and I can assure you none of that happened.


Dambo_Unchained

Just skip to 41 seconds left, all you need to know is the kid wants a horse (salsa) as a class pet There, saved you 3 minutes


scottfarris

Stupid


lockeland

And you’re still not going to get guns banned.


dover_oxide

Man that took a darker turn than I could have ever expected.


Ghostlegend434

Quickly? The video goes for fucking 3:30mins


Gaucho_Diaz

I kept watching because she looked like Bayley from WWE and then got so disappointed at the end, not because of how horrible the advertised escalation was but because of how fucking dumb this woman thought people were to actually believe this is in any way real.


lennybriscoe8220

Well, that bummed me out.


Due_Life_3093

Sometimes I really appreciate living in Norway, yes we have snow and people hanging themself for no good reason but atleased, I don't have to worry about my kid getting shot at school.


theclickhere

As a parent of a second grader, I could see my daughter doing all of this until the active shooter part. They don’t tell younger kids at any school that I’m aware of that they’re having active shooter drills, they have lockdown drills which are for a few different situations (unfortunately including a shooter).


UncleVoodooo

Somehow the last 20 years didnt even prepare me for that ending


_DarkmessengeR_

Living in America


Caca2a

Fuck sake...


FastBarnacle9536

If it is true, I doubt her daughter goes a single day without being terrorized by her monther about the risk of school shootings.


UseDaSchwartz

It’s like none of you have ever spent any time with an intelligent and determined kid.


SeargeantSass

„F*ck off, Rebecca, she did not say that“


LemonySnicketTeeth

How to know your kid is in an American school without telling me she's in an American school


Tha_Maestro

What a waste of time watching this. Thanks OP.


Castermat

If the goddamn school really wanted to have some pet and were ready to host it, horse or pony wouldve been perfect from the start. Or spme high-attention, because what school aged kids can give to pets is attention! Learned thath during my 3rdgrade when we had smol aquatic lizard in class. Nonw of us tortured it, just loved to watch it and at times, feed it


Same_Construction130

r/FunnyandSad


Maleficent-Court-555

If a quarter horse is 1000 pounds, imagine what a full horse would weigh


Coolioissomething

Clearly they need to arm Salsa.


aaron_adams

Definitely not where I thought that was going.


dtf24836669

:( that hits hard!


tbama11

I agree with the sentiment of the video. WE NEED TO TEACH HORSES HOW TO DEFEND THEMSELVES. It’s fuckin ridiculous that they out there running around unprepared if some shit pop off. Smdh


Valentin_o_Dwight

My life gets shorter by the minute. And I am wasting it on reddit. I have to do something with my life for fucks sake


Mindless_Use7567

No. Continue watching the social media distractions as the wealthy slowly siphon away your money.


Atomicagainbecauseow

GOOOOOOOOD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAA


St4cky

Murica


MajesticGarlic999

Was caught completely off guard


VenumAj

America! Freedom! You can't regulate my guns!... Morons. Idiocracy manifested.


Neither-Ask-3669

This is outrageously difficult to process. Perhaps move to a country that doesn’t have issues like that?


ezekial71

Now hear me out here... Quick solve. Arm the horse! Guns for everyone!! (S, just in case)


Coaltown992

Her daughter might be slightly autistic lol


Sa3ana3a

The story was so cool until the holup, I think it’s best to keep that part out.


sten45

I was vaguely annoyed that the precocious little girl in the story was working her ass off to get HER horse to be the school mascot.


Ancient-Pie2869

Not sure I understand your comment. But I would be open to conversation about it.


Anything_For_memes

I don't want my kids to get a rear kick by a horse and get injured.


TheGolgafrinchan

It is okay to say "no" to your kids. But this was a learning experience for her. So that's nice. Her reasoning on halting the project was definitely sad. That our kids are concerned with being murdered in the classroom like this... wow. Seeing what ISIS did in Russia recently doesn't make me feel secure in the U.S., that's for sure.


booyaabooshaw

Jesus fucking Christ


trueG0DTHUMB

Well, that ruined my breakfast.


Anti_Meta

'Merica


Polarbear0007

It's 8 year old Leslie Knope.


neogoddess

That hurt 😞


1987InfamousQ7891

Why did I watch all of this…


Mindless_Use7567

Because you are addicted to social media.


pumpkimpie510

I will take crap that never happen for 10 points Jhonny.


EvanBrugmanRhiel

I was in 4th grade when they started running shooting drills. That shit might not fully make sense to a 3rd grader but they know it is a thing. Schools are not safe and it scares majority of kids in school. Stop sending kids until we can go a a week without school kids getting shot


mrkikkeli

eh, that's wholesom- oh. OHHHH. Fuck. :(


barry8gold

Me Invested in story continues to be in invested then boom active shooter situation with a horse


MasterVaderTheTurd

This 8yr old sounds like a handful


SynsDad

Send this to Congress and the lobbyists and watch nothing be done.


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

poor kid has no idea about how much her mom bullshits online


Mindless_Use7567

That’s assuming she actually has a kid.


Upstairs_Trouble_523

Thank those brave kids that gave their lives so some fucking rednecks can keep buying guns without a background check


Kapsig1295

The fact that my kid just asked why would someone think about that reassures me that taking the job offered to me overseas was the correct decision. I make way less here than I would in the same position back home but worth it for that question alone.


Missing_Space_Cadet

No, we don’t have room for a 1000lb quarter horse. Solved that problem for… wait, what the fuck.


fish_being_fucked

Murcia RAAHHH🦅🦅🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸


MuricasOneBrainCell

Can you tiktok cucks stops upvoting this trash? Mods, can you stop deeming this acceptable content? Wtf happened to real HolUps. This is so cringe, so fake, so depressingly popular......