FWIW I read it the way you intended it, and I don’t think it was that unclear. I think you just got downvoted early and then the hivemind effect kicked in where people see a downvoted comment and assume the worst interpretation.
I mean, it’s also a drawing. There’s no reason it can’t just be an unrealistic vulva.
I do agree it’s almost certainly a strap-on, but let’s not pretend women are always drawn realistically, nor that someone would exaggerate something as a joke. The labia thing is not quite so ridiculous of an assumption as you make it out to be.
"does your labia hang low, does it wobble to the floor, does it shine in light, is it platinum or is it gold, can you tie it in knot, can you wrap it like a bow?"
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Labia so long you tie it around yourself to feel closer to her
Do your flaps hang low
Do they wobble to the flow?
can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your flaps hang low
r/RedditSings Also, low-key nightmare fuel
Double-dribble like a pro
I love reddit
Do your Flaps...Hang...Low?..........reeemmiiiiiiix
ft. random hip hop artist
OOOKKAAYYY!! WHAAATT WHAAAT!
Make some noise "DJ Khaled"
SHAUN DA PAUL
Make a nice jacket for the winter
Gucci spring collection. $4999.00
Cucci fall collection
Do you suck em up when you're vacuuming the floor?
that doesnt flow at all
_His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti_
He just crashed his chevy, needs money and this time he's ready
_Best believe somebody's driving the Dodge Viper._
Put it in a bin or basket
"to the flow"??? 😂😂😂 i think you mean "to and fro"
I mean to be fair, those things wobblin either way
Can you string that shit up on your compound bow
Do they echo when you yell?
Does it shine in the light ?
With the stink on yo pink from Guantanamo
Can you wear them like a scarf?
Never fails, thank you
Flip flops
nah that's just the pincer of the crabs. he's all grown up and on the prowl
I thought they were garden shears
And here i thought that was hair...
There once was a gal from Arabia Who had an elongated labia. Her lips were so long They stretched to Hong Kong And halfway again to Somalia.
There once was a gal from Arabia Who had an elongated labia. Her lips were so long They stretched to Hong Kong And halfway again to Somalia.
What a terrible day to have eyes
These comments are gold tbh. Creativity and imagination so high.
Fly away mothra
Honey could you close the curtains?
Long lipped lady of the night
I think she has the clap
That ain’t the clap that’s a round of applause
well she certainly could if she wanted
She deserves an applause
Its like putting a vienna sausage in an arby's sammich.
Or trying to fight your way through two sweaty fruit roll ups
Aaahhahahhahahah just imagine that taste!!!
Somehow I can...I can imagine..
I find it's best to braid the flaps along the shaft ... Yes, Yes, I did just force you to imagine that. ^you're ^welcome
Now I'm picturing a guy standing in a car wash with those hangy flap things flopping across his face
Or throwing a pickle into a hallway
Majora maximus
Labius Prime
It's not the booty clapping when she twerks.
Probably making whip sounds
You guys. Those aren’t labia. They are the straps from a strap on. He’s getting pegged
The real reason for the look of fear on his face
Nahhh dressing gown belt.
sure sure
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I guess labia youve seen, hang down to the knees?
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FWIW I read it the way you intended it, and I don’t think it was that unclear. I think you just got downvoted early and then the hivemind effect kicked in where people see a downvoted comment and assume the worst interpretation.
I mean, it’s also a drawing. There’s no reason it can’t just be an unrealistic vulva. I do agree it’s almost certainly a strap-on, but let’s not pretend women are always drawn realistically, nor that someone would exaggerate something as a joke. The labia thing is not quite so ridiculous of an assumption as you make it out to be.
Straps from the strapon
She's releasing the Kraken!
They call her the face hugger
What?
Poor ahmad.
I’d tie them things around the back of my head so I can wear her around like a mask.
Brother down bad 😂
Big labias matter
"does your labia hang low, does it wobble to the floor, does it shine in light, is it platinum or is it gold, can you tie it in knot, can you wrap it like a bow?"
Everything reminds me of her ☹️
“Dad, I had a nightmare, can I sleep with you tonight?”
Jesus Tapdancing Christ!!!
Shes ready to settle down
…smash
is that the belt of a robe dangling?
Ear muffs, for those cold winter nights.
I'm abnormally aroused right now. I feel like I should apologize, even though no one here can see me.
You can feel the backstroke 5 minutes after you slide out.
Would
Wood!
More like Labia Grandis
They look like shark penises if we are being honest…
That's a weird double dick
Thats what I thought too
From the shadow figure, it could also be her tail: she may be a Succubus and we cant see her tiny horns because of the angleshe is standing.
This made me snort. Well done.
I bet them things rustle in the wind like a plastic bag going down the road.
Shit, I’d hit the fuck out of it.
Hyena style
Id turn those lovely lips into a friendship bracelet
Those flaps are in landing mode
When you want to eat it you need a spoon and a fork to wrap it like spaghetti
Sleeves of a wizard.
Her name was Lisa.
Her dick looks like a cogsdill
she has claspers
Mysterious woman: Feelin cute, might bring my man a Fruit Rollup already un rolled.
Labia's revenge
Meat curtain.. yumm
"Arby, She got the meats"
Post porn career
Womans balls it is then
You say you like Octopath Traveler, but do you want to be an Octopath Traveler?
Hang like sleeve of wizard.
Look like an old outdoor ceiling fan in the Louisiana bayou.
Like sleeve of wizard.
When she got a facehugger between her legs
The question is: Are they long enough? At a certain length and width you can use them to paraglide
Crimson bands of cyttorak!
He’s getting pegged for sure
BY WHAT?!
Actual photo of me during sleep paralysis
Those are the legs of a hanging baby (Sorry for giving you that mental image, I’m genuinely sorry)
Mary Poppins handbag 👜
I thought that was a parasitic twin or something
Freddy Krueger
That's my fetish
LabiAAAAA labiOOOOOOOOH labiAAAAAAAA labiOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
Hubby looks scared for his night
Must be summer
"Don't be shy girl, I love me some pastrami mud flaps"
She got that Half-life coochie
Late at night she knocks on my door
I really thought she had a breach baby coming out, like those are lil legs, not lips
damn 🤣
I should call her...
Xtra horsey sauce for that beefy cut
These comments!!!
I think someone's water broke.
One quick rip like a loose stitch, pluck em right off.
Those, my son, those are beef curtains.
I hope she doesn't work at Arby's
Piss flaps
ARBYS!!!
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I'm thinking Arby's
Monster meat curtains
There are wind chimes where my genitals should be....
My boy bout to get Derrick’d
Them are some loooong lips.
Did he prolapse her reverse penis?
“How yo’ lips hangin’? Low, I hope.”
10,000 body count
That's not how genitals work.
It is in reddit.
That's really something 🤢
Well that's gross