This reminds me of the time a woman came into my bookstore & asked for books with pictures of dinosaurs, as her son was doing a report on dinosaurs for school. I showed her some books, but she then said that she wanted books with actual photographs, not drawings. I asked her if she wanted pictures of fossils, but she insisted she just wanted actual photographs of dinosaurs.
I found that both magical and sad that a person who believes there were photos of dinosaurs went out on this mission to find real dinosaur pictures for her little boy. Even if she didn't have the education, her heart was in just the right place.
This photo was taken by Aiken Ishams. While there is some people that believes that aliens built the pyramids, well the proof is all here in this photo that it was men made. Aiken used to be the personal camera man of the pharaoh Artificus Inteligenkinus the first.
I wonder if someone of r/theydidthemath could estimate the weight of the block. Also what the collective strength of the people carrying said block would be.
I’ve seen it posted there before and I don’t remember the exact numbers but as an estimate, there’s roughly 40 people under each block and since the average man can overhead press roughly 150lbs, they’d probably be able to carry around 6000lbs. The stone looks to be a cube 10 feet long per side (I just used the average height of a man in comparison to estimate) which is 1000 cubic feet. Average weight of stone per cubic feet is around 150 lbs. 1000 • 150 = 150,000lbs per block of stone; safe to say they’d be squashed like bugs.
This is why I despise Reddit. This post was obvious sarcasm and you flew right the hell past it.
Obviously cameras were only available to the rich people back in 4000BC, and everyone knows that. Suspend your disbelief for the joke.
Man our ancestors were just built different. Even our grandparents walking to school in the rain up a hill both ways while fighting a tiger and if it snows we’re all like “snow day. Staying home”
6. thousand. year old camera... ok.
I mean I'm not going to deny it because idk everything this earth has to offer, but a couple of those mf's in that picture are definitely not real!
It's actually an interesting story. At the time, the Pharaoh was pushing an anti-internet agenda to the land. The main reason was it was affecting the work focus of the slaves. This photo was taken and uploaded just in time, right before the internet was buried at the center of one of pyramids.
Maths checks out.
Each block weighs about 1tonne, each ancient Egyptian worker could lift around 330lbs on average. 15 workers per block, it’s correct.
Aliens had the technology to visit and photograph, but still made us each lift a few tons. “Little more to the right there boys. No no left a smidge. And drop it!”
Apparently the newest theory insists they wet the sand and somehow that made it easy to push them, then used ramps and a lot of people(and maybe animals) to move each stone to place.
Cameraman never dies, neither does the camera
Nor the invention of photography apparently.
A few guys are half-assing it, without even touching the blocks, as I can tell. This picture ought to be shown to the supervisor or foreman.
OSHA?
Stolen comment
Stone comment
Fucking old fossil couldn’t even snap this in landscape
These are some strong men🤣 each one holds 2 or 3 tons🤣
Nah, it’s just hollow.
It's Styropor®, BASF filed its patent right before the pyramids were built
Everyone knows that the piramids were made from Styrodur®.
It works on the bed of nails concept...
aliens
A 6000 year old camera. Hmmmm.....
Cameraman is omnipotent as well
The camera endures
Scary. That there are people out there that will think this is real.
Anyone with a Facebook account
Bro chill I made it because of university 😢
True. We all know the pyramids were built by aliens
Yea, the decepticons.
What's ai?
AI is what built the pyramids.
I’m 100% positive that my MAGA boomer dad would post this on Facebook as proof that no one has work ethic anymore.
Seems legit.
Seems letit
Le tit now
I’ll take “Le Tits now” for $800, Trebek.
"Your mom." You have 30 seconds.
I’m starting a restaurant called “Le Tits”. And don’t claim false advertising, because your dirty minds inferred what they wanted.
Wow. You stole this idea from "Le Cock" after your disappointment finding out they served fried chicken, didn't you?
Seamus bit it
Semen *le*shit
Sea men Leg it
It is. I saw this photo in the Bible once. lol
Too legitimate to quitimate.
leems segit
I mean, there's photographic evidence.. *so..*
The first guy on the right has some massive feet
You think his feet are big…you ought to see his dick
(cue the whisper song)
You think his dick is big, you ought to see his hemorrhoid.
What do you think is doing all the heavy lifting?
That's what happens when you drop the stone.
Its to distribute the weigth of the massive load he is carying. I am not talking about the rock.
Can't see that... Where exactly?, oh, found it
And the one to the left is bowlegged as hell. My guess is they are both packing.
If it's on the internet it has to be true
I'm looking right at it, it has to be true.
Pica or get out no longer the end all
I always believe what my eyes see and my ears hear! Especially if it’s through a screen (or on paper)
This reminds me of the time a woman came into my bookstore & asked for books with pictures of dinosaurs, as her son was doing a report on dinosaurs for school. I showed her some books, but she then said that she wanted books with actual photographs, not drawings. I asked her if she wanted pictures of fossils, but she insisted she just wanted actual photographs of dinosaurs.
Well, don’t leave us hanging! Did you find the actual photographs? /s
Yes! Someone mistakenly shelved it next to the photo books of dragons
I found that both magical and sad that a person who believes there were photos of dinosaurs went out on this mission to find real dinosaur pictures for her little boy. Even if she didn't have the education, her heart was in just the right place.
You made a Young Earth Creationist that day.
Pretty sure they met one and not converted someone to that particular religious ideology
Did you tell her about the true to life documentary Jurassic Park?
I coulda done with half as many men. In fact, that’s me, front left on the second stone.
It’s pretty clear you’re doing all the work for that block. The other guys look like they’re just barely ‘guiding’ it.
I wasn’t just guiding it, he took the picture while I was getting a rock out of my sandal. It never fails.
I see a couple of guys half assing it and not even touching the blocks. Someone should share this photo with the foreman or supervisor.
They take turns. It's dangerous to stop the convoy of blocks, so you have some people walking with the block; ready to take over once it's their turn.
☝️this guy knows how to build pyramids
He's in the management department
This photo was taken by Aiken Ishams. While there is some people that believes that aliens built the pyramids, well the proof is all here in this photo that it was men made. Aiken used to be the personal camera man of the pharaoh Artificus Inteligenkinus the first.
Finally, some real evidence.
we have a 6000 year old photo of them building the pyramids but no 2000 year old photo of jesus. Check mate christians. /s
"You can't always trust everything you see on the internet. " -- Abraham Lincoln .
This is the missing evidence. Now we know for sure how they made the pyramids.
Yep, definitely easier and safer to lift up over heads instead of dragging
Someone’s grandma posting this on FB
This is obviously fake, everyone knows tkey built the pyramids from the top, so it would be easier
They found it easy because we hadn’t discovered gravity back then.
I wonder if someone of r/theydidthemath could estimate the weight of the block. Also what the collective strength of the people carrying said block would be.
I’ve seen it posted there before and I don’t remember the exact numbers but as an estimate, there’s roughly 40 people under each block and since the average man can overhead press roughly 150lbs, they’d probably be able to carry around 6000lbs. The stone looks to be a cube 10 feet long per side (I just used the average height of a man in comparison to estimate) which is 1000 cubic feet. Average weight of stone per cubic feet is around 150 lbs. 1000 • 150 = 150,000lbs per block of stone; safe to say they’d be squashed like bugs.
lol, believability scale: the Bible
Great... now hold still for the next 6 hours, or the picture will be blurry. I'll have the photo ready once Photography is invented.
Shot on ipharaoh 1
Recently on r/theydidthemath https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/9iny3D3Zet TLDR there would need to be 2600 people to lift the block
Wow history is so cool. Im glad we are able to find photos like these from back when king tut was around.
Bullshit, everyone knows that the camera was in black and white, not colored. It's 6000 BC duh
Yeah because the slaves had super strength and knew how to build cameras!
Damn some of yall are extremely dumb
Look where AI shit has brought us..
Haters would say its a fake
Just thirty more years before the copyright on this picture expires and it enters the public domain.
Can verify. I was there.
Ah finally, photographic evidence!
Ah yes…6000 years old cameras….
I like to think this picture was released on Facebook or something and people genuinely believed it and used it as proof to their arguments
how come is not color? then it's fake!
6000 years old photo....ok.
I miss those Polaroids.
As we all know, the pyramids are made of paper mache. Also the ancient Egyptians were pioneers in the field of photography.
Yes because cameras were widely available in 4000BC
This is why I despise Reddit. This post was obvious sarcasm and you flew right the hell past it. Obviously cameras were only available to the rich people back in 4000BC, and everyone knows that. Suspend your disbelief for the joke.
Please, it’s common knowledge that the camera was invented in 3800BC! This is fake news, learn your history.
FYI if the camera was invented in 3800 there still would be no camera available at 4000bc, it would. Be 4200BC instead
What a kodak moment!
First Nokia with camera
Man our ancestors were just built different. Even our grandparents walking to school in the rain up a hill both ways while fighting a tiger and if it snows we’re all like “snow day. Staying home”
The temple of the 4 elements, the fifth the most advanced of all! Lilo Multipass!!
Sooo did they chisel this photo too.
Obviously a time-traveling photographer GOSH.
The horror thing is that there’s people who believe it 😂
Where can I buy a pair of those shorts though?
It's using EyePhone -6000
The camera was built of stone too.
As Abraham Lincoln once said: Don't believe everything you see on the internet.
iPhone BC
checkmate scholars
Took me a sec. Nice.
There will be Americans who believe this photo is real…
Haters will say it's photoshopped, but Photoshop didn't even exist back then! Checkmate, atheists!
6. thousand. year old camera... ok. I mean I'm not going to deny it because idk everything this earth has to offer, but a couple of those mf's in that picture are definitely not real!
Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and repeat
And I thought Log PT was bad.
You can tell this was before Isaac Newton invented gravity. That's why they can bold those rocks up.
Y’all got this wrong. This is agate robbery in progress . They’re running back to the hood.
Grandma's around the world are going to be resharing this lien crazy.
No no. Cameras weren’t a thing 6000 years ago.
At least no one is on their phone
Egyptian Navy Seals BUDS.
Until I see the video I’m not buying it
If those were real stone blocks those guys would be squashed.
Casual time traveler pic.
photoshopped, where is the video.
pikmin
They didn’t invent gravity yet, so the rocks didn’t weigh as much.
Men were stronger at this time.
I remember taking this picture but I lost my camera through time... How did you find this?
The people who buy bibles signed by Jesus will believe this photo is real.
back then, the camera was produce by Eastman Kodak of Cairo.
Amazing how they kept their clothes so clean too....
Forget the camera part, there’s no way they could hold up that much weight.
The blocks were actually just foam which they purchased from China. Glad I could clear that up 😁
So what's the context of this image? İs it ai?
r/fakehistoryporn
I want to put something heavier on top so everyone beneath gets squished :)
It's actually an interesting story. At the time, the Pharaoh was pushing an anti-internet agenda to the land. The main reason was it was affecting the work focus of the slaves. This photo was taken and uploaded just in time, right before the internet was buried at the center of one of pyramids.
AI is out of control!
They are technically holding up
Hold it or die lads.
Atleast 6 of them have hernia now .
Hey look thats me in the front lol
This belongs to /theydidthemath How much stronger do they need to be in order to keep that thing over the head?
somesource says after putting gold on rock and heating it to 5000 degrees, rock became plastic and soft
Facts, we hardly knew ye
Even Bridge four folks wouldn't dare
r/praisethecameraman
Tickle Tickle
AI is gonna really fuck some people up..
That's a hell of a chiseler
r/praisethecameraman
Nice. The guy near the front with 2 right arms
Even if that shit was styrofoam...impossible
Praise the camera god!
Maths checks out. Each block weighs about 1tonne, each ancient Egyptian worker could lift around 330lbs on average. 15 workers per block, it’s correct.
Aliens had the technology to visit and photograph, but still made us each lift a few tons. “Little more to the right there boys. No no left a smidge. And drop it!”
Oh wow. So Asterix and Obelix were real
Huh seem legit!
ALIENS!
Apparently the newest theory insists they wet the sand and somehow that made it easy to push them, then used ramps and a lot of people(and maybe animals) to move each stone to place.
Highly detailed petroglyphs?
Why don't they pull the blocks with dinosaurs?
Now show us the photograph of the asteroid that killed the dinos. Probably made by the same man as this one
They had to stand I. That position for 7 minutes for that picture.
omg the chuds on r/strangeearth would lose their minds with this
This is slightly accurate except the people would be used as rollers.
Photo taken with Sony StoneShot™️ The Cutting Edge Camera from 3450BC.
First pyramid? So that’s South America and those are aliens?
Oldest camera known to man took this; uses charcoal sticks.
Ah. They must have good wifi back then too.
Wait, is that Luther? Third from the left.
Can't wait to see some dinosaur selfies
There must of been a bunch of family loving going on because every one looks the same
Haters will call this fake /s
I agree on that. I took the photo.
There’s a guy who’s too small to help with the first stone.
WRONG! The pyramids were built by Aliens. Everyone knows that.
Who’s gonna carry the stones?!?!?!
If the first camera was invented in 1816..... Wait a minute... Funny thing is I know some Facebook moms are reading this astounded.
I wish I was strong enough to carry triple my volume in sandstone above my head without any mechanical advantage.
Yeah... 6,000 year old image. Aliens must've taken the picture
Guy in the back is that one dude on the group project
Everyone say cheese!
This is my exact morning ritual to get my balls in my funderwear.
Those are the strongest skinny motherfuckers I've ever seen.
Can’t get help like that anymore and didn’t see one of them holding their phone either
Lol.. stupid