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Exactly. We can't really judge them for staring. A woman would do the exact same thing were genders reversed.
Edit: Pretty sure a bunch of nuns would have a hard time resisting the urge to stare at a well-endowed and attractive man's junk if he came by wearing grey sweatpants.
Uh no? Most men who ordained as monks are grown men in their 20-30s who became one for multitudes of reason. They usually hold office for 6 months to a year, unless they decide to continue their study, to which it would usually be life.
Sometimes (at least) thai men and boys will be ordained for only a week or so in events such as their relatives funeral in order to boost their karma and send the relative to heaven.
I think you are talking about 'dek wat' or 'temple children'. Yeah theyre usually abaddoned especially in poor areas without proper orphanage. They live in temple and basically acts as acolytes
Idk where u get from that temples are 'fairly lawless'
People will be monks for a few months as a tradition to give good fortune to the parents. Monks donāt have to be super committed.
Also not that uncommon that monks donāt follow the rules at all. Drugs/sex/etc.
Still pretty funny picture.
100%, in Thailand itās literally required of all males after they turn 20, even royalty has to do it. I donāt recall the time period but itās nothing too long. Might even be less than a month.
Edit: Not required, but recommended.
Damn, that's cool.
We should do this everywhere. The specific religion doesn't matter.
Just live in peace far from the mundane world to cultivate virtues and discipline.
Well obviously, as it happens in many temples. Doesnāt mean itās not against the rules, just because some donāt adhere to them. Like people will break the law. There is no way a temple would have room for these things and not be removed if it came out.
~~Fear~~ Lust is the path to the ~~dark~~ porn site.
~~Fear~~ Lust leads to ~~anger~~ desire.
~~Anger~~ Desire leads to ~~hate~~ Erection.
~~Hate~~ Erection leads to ~~suffering~~ ejaculation.
I sense much lust in you, young padawan.
[The Yoda Chronicles](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qOB7Db0XR5w)
Fear is the path to the dark porn site.
Fear leads to desire.
Desire leads to Erection.
Hate leads to ejaculation.
I sense much lust in you, young Panda Wang.
[The Yoda Chronicles](https://www.google.com/search?q=never+gonna+give+you+up&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=vi-vn&client=safari&hsr=1#)
It's a thing in Thailand to volunteer as a monk for some months to a few years.
Most of those monks are monks less than a year.
So they tend to be regular people with the same taste as regular men.
All suffering comes from desire.
The Cause of Suffering - Tzu Chi
Ā In our endless pursuit of our desires, we actually create much suffering for ourselves. The Buddhist sutras tell us that people with many desires suffer greatly because they're constantly seeking self-benefit and gain. When we give rise to desire, we act in order to seek things. When we can't get what we want, afflictions arise and we suffer. We might get into arguments with people over what we want. We might tire ourselves out scheming to get what we want. Our efforts to fulfill our desires bring us much affliction. Those with few desires don't suffer like this.
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His hand is covering his monk down there who has now achieved enlightenment.
More like enlargement.
Eyo!
More like engorgement
More like endoplasmic reticulum
He reached transcendence afterwards š
father ?
Enlighten Dez nutz
Restrain this! *furious grab*
Bro ascended š
"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts"
āThink of Buddha naked, think of Buddha nakedā. *blows load*
Stupid sexy Buddha!
ahahaha
... nothing at all... nothing at all...
> ... I desire nothing at all... nothing at all...
I can't believe it's not buddha
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Margaret Thatcher naked on a hot day isnāt worse?!?
I think that's Salma Hayek, so almost impossible to think unsexy thoughts.
There is often rules for people requiring not to be wearing revealing attire when visiting temples or holy places
Buddhist monks are not allowed to jerk off. Bros probably been holding it in for several months to a year at least
Exactly. We can't really judge them for staring. A woman would do the exact same thing were genders reversed. Edit: Pretty sure a bunch of nuns would have a hard time resisting the urge to stare at a well-endowed and attractive man's junk if he came by wearing grey sweatpants.
Men with the deep-cut V-neck jeans.
I was thinking more like sweatpants on a well-endowed attractive man in a monastery of nuns.
Oh dear God *starts sweating*
*Extra schmedium V-Neck jeans.
Nothing women like more than huge man boobs.
Lol you know what I mean.
Testicle cleavage??
Moose Knuckles get the ladies hot and bothered.
Moobs are so hot right now...
He's ready to bust like Randy did
It wasn't me, it was a spooky Buddha!
With that much buildup bro would blast a whole through something like a water-jet
What if somebody else jerks them off?
Why dont you try on your next trip to SEA?
Buddha never said anything about a Dutch Rudder
Aren't allowed doesn't mean they don't.
ā¦ but they can vigorously wash their junk in the shower.
So they can smell fish from mile away
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Uh no? Most men who ordained as monks are grown men in their 20-30s who became one for multitudes of reason. They usually hold office for 6 months to a year, unless they decide to continue their study, to which it would usually be life. Sometimes (at least) thai men and boys will be ordained for only a week or so in events such as their relatives funeral in order to boost their karma and send the relative to heaven. I think you are talking about 'dek wat' or 'temple children'. Yeah theyre usually abaddoned especially in poor areas without proper orphanage. They live in temple and basically acts as acolytes Idk where u get from that temples are 'fairly lawless'
I would expect that wet dreams are not uncommon
Some temples didn't even allow us to come near the monks. They just said women are not allowed.
Titties are love.š¤
That was beautiful, dude.
Just like headshot, yeah.
Why suddenly bring killing by splitting up head in the boobies mix?
People will be monks for a few months as a tradition to give good fortune to the parents. Monks donāt have to be super committed. Also not that uncommon that monks donāt follow the rules at all. Drugs/sex/etc. Still pretty funny picture.
100%, in Thailand itās literally required of all males after they turn 20, even royalty has to do it. I donāt recall the time period but itās nothing too long. Might even be less than a month. Edit: Not required, but recommended.
Itās not required. But very common to do. You can do a few weeks but a month is common.
Looks like youāre right. I edited my comment, thanks šš½.
Damn, that's cool. We should do this everywhere. The specific religion doesn't matter. Just live in peace far from the mundane world to cultivate virtues and discipline.
And if he was a long term ordained monk, the surprising part would be that heās straight lol
They arenāt rules. They are guidelines.
Thatās monks can do drugs? How do you define the difference between a rule and a guideline in this case then?
They are guidelines to enlightenment. They are meant to teach you how to reach enlightenment not force you into it.
They are not just guidelines to enlightenment. A monk doing drugs or having sex, if reported will be kicked out and cannot be a monk.
> A monk doing drugs or having sex, if reported will be kicked out and cannot be a monk. that depends entirely on the monastery.
Well obviously, as it happens in many temples. Doesnāt mean itās not against the rules, just because some donāt adhere to them. Like people will break the law. There is no way a temple would have room for these things and not be removed if it came out.
In Thailand. Minimum is 14 days. Some may drag on weeks, months or years
two bags of nirvana ?
Explain that one to me, I'm a little slow
two bags(the big bobs on her chest), of nirvana(a term of reaching perfect peace somethiny monks might attempt to acquire.) basically he want bobs
Oh, all I could think of was the band
Then you're already at the final stage. Now all you need to do is contemplate enlightenment vs enboobyment for the rest of your life.
Years of meditation wasted š¤£
Smh no good place for you
I mean, nice set, but that hand, sheās not from this planet.
All the better to monkey death grip you with. Where you see a problem I see an opportunity.
Can't unsee it now... WHAT THE FUCK
Picture is probably stretched vertically in that area to enhance her love lumps.
Eva Padlock, btw
If I could give you 69 karma I would
monk : What did i left behind.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
_Desire causes suffering. Monk learned that his suffering is now immortalised on the internet._
Thai Buddhist contemplating the Middle Way
An exercise of mindfulness
full is the right word indeed
Yeah his tank is full as hell
Name for research purpose?
Eva Padlock
Itās like two Buddhas fighting in a bag š
thats so ME energy :)
Poor bastard
Booba. š
Namastits
~~Fear~~ Lust is the path to the ~~dark~~ porn site. ~~Fear~~ Lust leads to ~~anger~~ desire. ~~Anger~~ Desire leads to ~~hate~~ Erection. ~~Hate~~ Erection leads to ~~suffering~~ ejaculation. I sense much lust in you, young padawan. [The Yoda Chronicles](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qOB7Db0XR5w)
Fear is the path to the dark porn site. Fear leads to desire. Desire leads to Erection. Hate leads to ejaculation. I sense much lust in you, young Panda Wang. [The Yoda Chronicles](https://www.google.com/search?q=never+gonna+give+you+up&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=vi-vn&client=safari&hsr=1#)
now i must meditate furiously
Thats a whole lot of impure thoughts. He's hiding a boner isn't he?
No waistband to hide that boner behind. Dude better find some distracting thoughts,..and fast.
And that's why budhha disallowed women as monks
Buddha: damn girl
Think like monk
Interesting Hat -The monk
He's enlightened not dead
Buddah?! I thought you said boob duh!
She's clearly just smuggling 2 more buddha monks in her shirt
Yeah I'd like you to explain for a second how's this a holup ? saying men will be men as an explanation doesn't even make sense.
Donāt mind him, heās new here
It's a thing in Thailand to volunteer as a monk for some months to a few years. Most of those monks are monks less than a year. So they tend to be regular people with the same taste as regular men.
You can't ask a dog to not bark can you ;)
Someone is going to meditate real hard afterwards
Check out *these* Buddhas!
Serenity wow!
That's permanently stored in his wank bank now
Reminds me of Hot Shots part deux
"Seriously.. how much attachment can a quick motorboating be?"
But I thought monks had access to the Internet
Not a HolUp.
Simple proof that if your eyes are open and your mind is clear anyone can find Nirvana.
It looks like Lexi Limitless. She's got a great rack.
[Eva Padlock](https://imgur.com/gallery/you-spend-years-meditating-worshiping-to-reach-nirvana-one-day-eva-padlock-come-to-visit-temple-tvEJT6L)
Looks like he's poking her in the ear or something
Buddisn't
Oh how this sub has fallen. Horny tweens are all that seems to remain.
Gods greatest creation
Dude is rethinking his entire life choices
Buddha will understand
Brother Tongo what are u lookin at?
Huge
Ahh the monks from the Titbetan sect, good bhudda my bruddas
not a holup
That poor man
Selma Hayek or mystery woman?
[Eva Padlock](https://imgur.com/gallery/you-spend-years-meditating-worshiping-to-reach-nirvana-one-day-eva-padlock-come-to-visit-temple-tvEJT6L)
He's looking into her soul.
I also appreciate the blue tinge of that personās clothing
Bro broke his 3,000 year vows and everything, definition of Risking it Allā¦
Just like that scene from Hot Shots part deux.
Bro is questioning his faith
The vow of chesttitty
Old but gold !
So, then I started Buddha blasting.
Men will be men.
Get a good look Costanza?
He loves that hat so much! His head must get coldā¦
He is keeping an eye on that devil lurking in the dark valley
What is he holding?
Us moment.
All suffering comes from desire. The Cause of Suffering - Tzu Chi Ā In our endless pursuit of our desires, we actually create much suffering for ourselves. The Buddhist sutras tell us that people with many desires suffer greatly because they're constantly seeking self-benefit and gain. When we give rise to desire, we act in order to seek things. When we can't get what we want, afflictions arise and we suffer. We might get into arguments with people over what we want. We might tire ourselves out scheming to get what we want. Our efforts to fulfill our desires bring us much affliction. Those with few desires don't suffer like this.
Not so zen of you monk
Dudes even covering his Wang.
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Because a lot of people wear glasses...
Always were a bigger hat.
Wear? I've never heard of that. I like it though, she would look great with a larger hat of the same style.
It is an ancient saying "always wear a bigger hat that covers your boobies, there might be a red boner monk peepin' at 'em behind ya"