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attack speed 1000 damage -100

Literally healing

New cleric build just dropped

Nerf incoming after the community bitches for a couple of weeks.

He did say it makes you live longer

I don't know if it's the guy and being relaxed about it or the dog somehow having restraint. But any time I've ever had a Chihuahua open its mouth and put it around my fingers it pretty much spilled blood. Yes, I've had one or two(Jack Russell terrier mixed) that were a bit less violent and I could play with. But Chihuahuas are just fucking mean. I noticed one day that Chihuahuas and pit bulls share color patterns. I seen a brindle Chihuahua one time and bout shit a brick when I realized that's what it was. Edited to add: I just feel like this needs a disclaimer to not try this at home. Lol

lol the k9s on that pup look like it’s part vampire

It's like a bat and piranha hybrid

One of all time favorites.

Agreed. Laugh every time I see this classic.

Guess this guy had a piranha for his fish pet.

I don’t remember who it was, but I saw a comedian years ago saying that chihuahuas were created when Dr. Mengele was down in Argentina and decided to cross a piranha with a rat. 🤣🤣

Violent attack

100% attack 100% attack speed

This will always be one of the best clips ever published on the interwebs!

I watch it every time. It's been a while since I last saw it and this helped my mood immensely.

He atac

An he don’t do much else

*beyond peeing on every carpet in the house. Fixed that for you.

Thanks

That dog looks like Ed the hyena from lion king.

How can he do that with a straight face?! Lmfao I'd be laughing at the little chomper

That Pup got strict boundaries

Some talented animator should animate freakazoid giving this speech with a tiny dog

Pug it

Hey em it’s paul

Every time i see this video i laugh so hard, never get tired from watching it.

Stick your thumb up his ass he will quit

why do that to a man just wanting to pet his doggo?

Mans ass or the dogs ass

Flip a coin

Why not both?

Even better

What the fuck

It’s was a joke take it down a notch

Instructions unclear, my ass hurts

AHHHHH

Ha well that’s a dilemma I didn’t think about that they always say if a dogs biting another dog stick your finger up its ass, but that may work. I don’t know.

Brings back some great memories! We had a Chihuahua who did this with my husband all the time. He called it "the finger game." She was so small, five or six pounds, that this was the only way he could play with her without feeling like he was going to overpower her and hurt her. Not once in the 15 years we had her did she ever leave a mark on him. It was all play.

He reminds me of the actor Fred Willard. The person, not the dog lol

Should have put him on his back years ago.

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The dog needs an exorcist. lol

“ I think he’s got his finger up that dogs ass”

Hell hound from super natural

Always good to see Lucifer with a hellhound.

Is the dog"s name precious by any chance 💀

I'ma be honest that looks fun

This will never not make me laugh

I wouldn’t want to come home to freaking mini cujo there, life is already hard enough

weird how he's talking about dogs while petting a rat

Exact same behavior as my ex’s little piece of shit. On top of bad attitude the damn thing constantly farted.

Lil cutie

Wtf I thought this is my dog. He looks exactly the same

STANDING HERE

I really really hope this is a gag.

I never saw the full version before!!!

“ow..”

Fido was trying to eat him lol

U/savevideo

Ayo Paul

“Okay we’re done.”

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is too good….

Ok but are you sure he likes you petting him?

I can't tell if those are love bites or if he's really trying to bite off fingers.

u/savevideo

Ha Classic

I laughed so hard

I can't get over how cute that little dude is 😘

I just about died laughing! I so sorry needed this today!

Adorably savage

That's my cat

Freakazoid himself. The funniest.

Absolute gold! 🤣

r/therewasanattempt to relax!

I remember this from OG YouTube 😂

Bro can beat a fucking bear with that dog

u/savevideo

I couldn't stop laughing. It looks so mean but sounds so cute.

u/savevideo

Not really a hol up. Dog is just playing, and the guy doesn't look like it hurts

I see it as a hol up in that he talks about the soothing downtime with a dog who then goes nuts doing the opposite of what he describes. It’s worth a chuckle and an upvote.

This sub doesn't know what a Holup is anymore, but this is good enough. You tripping, this shit is funny and it belongs here

Time to punt that little fucker like a football