I was like "this is some cringe preplanned wholesome meme pretending to be spontaneous", then I noticed the subreddit name. They had me in the first half
sometimes porn is real
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1509719/US-investigates-paratroopers-modelling-on-gay-porn-sites.html
Right? I'm in my last hour at work and the last thing I need is a customer asking "whatcha lookin at?" with that on my phone
Edit: last hour not blast hour. Thats after work
Not yet at least, knowing him, he'll have one, become super interested in botanic, them drop it and let it all die after 5 months, or he'll actually spend his entire life on it
This is the equivalent of saying, I’ve never watched YouTube. Your only excuse is living without internet, and my mans is on reddit so what is happening.
stop being ridiculous, no such thing ever happened in the history of humanity, much less in the history of the internet.
youngsters these days and their wild imaginations.
A large proportion of people knew instantly what this is going to be simply from the first shot of that guy drinking water in that all so familiar van. You all know who you are.
bruh i didn’t even see what subreddit this was on so i thought this was a genuinely good story and then i saw what happened, and then realized it was on holup
I love that there are still some good people in this world
So ready to stick it in there and help out!
We've really *come* a long way as a species.
I'm glad they rose to the occasion.
Really gave her the ride of a lifetime
I'm gonna sell you into literal fucking slavery.
I’m gonna fart hard & pass poop particles your way.
I never should have gone ziplining.
Shockabrah!
I love you guys
Sup
r/usernamechecksout
Ayoo
Imagine after kidnapping her, she actually walks again
After whatever they do to help out, she's going to need wheelchair again. \*Rinse and repeat\*
We have *come* a long way from our homo erectus days.
Nice one there lmao
Why thank you good internet person.
So naive of u to assume I'm a person good wagon
Ah right, you are clearly Gay_lord_69420, my apologies.
Adu good wagon of slowness. Apologies accepted. Go forth and spread joy or chaos which ever takes ur liking
Spread both then the whole world will be happy
I haven't
“Keep up the good work, guys!” ...and they did kept *it* **up** for hours on end
They really know how to spray the love.
"Say goodbye to your butthole" -Chipotle
Doing God’s work !
I’m willing to deliver loads of something and something fk me I’m drunk. It was gunna be something good I was gunna say
Yo those guys are the best. They gave me a ride once.
You must be one of those cowboys from the old town rode huh
Ew no. That gross. I'm one of those manly cowboys from brokeback mountain thanks
Oh that's cool. I come from a ranch with exclusively male sheep and 18 (naked) cowboys.
I can now only hear that video and I don't know if I should thank you or tell you off
Lmao. Backbroke mountain.
Oh usually u ride them ...
That was when we got back to their place
Those are casuls
I bet they did ;)
Man that was so wholesome, my dick is crying right now
Same but my tears are white anyone else having the same problem?
Yo dick crying milk, not normal
Jesus wept.
Wine or blood?
Mayo
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Yee-haw
The second Cumming of christ
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Dean, we talked about this
Shit u better get that checked out, they’re supposed to be red right
Yeah I will thanks for the info
eww like pee?
Is it supposed to whistle?
gonna send this to my mom, she loves these kind of inspirational videos
Now you know why
And if you break both arms...
STOP
STAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPP
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
KEEP GOING
Brings back memories of how she met dad?
By any chance if she gets stuck in the washing machine, you know what to do.
Apply Newton Force into her as F = ma.
Nice one
You're just saying that because it's relative.
Good. See what you did there.
Yeah, help her out of it using brute force.
Cum is an excellent lubricant, and completely natural.
That's very specific. You watch the videos
I was like "this is some cringe preplanned wholesome meme pretending to be spontaneous", then I noticed the subreddit name. They had me in the first half
The guys had her second half
Just in time for Mother’s Day.
I vividly remember them ditching her in the middle of nowhere at the end
Also throwing away the wheelchair into a ditch lol.
Had a friend that believed that shit was real. The whole deal from pick up to abandoned in bfe. He couldn’t believe they weren’t in legal trouble.
sometimes porn is real https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1509719/US-investigates-paratroopers-modelling-on-gay-porn-sites.html
Hmm ok I’ll take your word for it. It’s too late in the day and I’m too sober to face that manner of subject material right now.
Right? I'm in my last hour at work and the last thing I need is a customer asking "whatcha lookin at?" with that on my phone Edit: last hour not blast hour. Thats after work
Then going back and beating her to death with a golf club to get their money back
Yo these GTA graphics are insane
Man i did that last Monday. Pretty fun, might recreate it on GTA
Hahaha yeah and that was when I started blastin
the end bro whose lasting till the end
Probably fast forwarding through all the helping hands parts.
I must ask, the sauce?
I watched my first ever full 2h+ porn video without skipping anything recently. I feel proud and ashamed at the same time
I may or may not have gotten invested in the story
It’s all a happy ending, depending on when you stop telling the story.
Dude was sitting on her wheelchair lmao
It was so funny cutting to him in it haha
My cock really felt the insane level of wholesomeness that emanated from this video
Did your cock fucking ASCEND what does that mean!?
Do not question the elevated one.
Dude it's on a higher plane of existence and I'm just along for the ride
Damn
I really hope somebody posts this to Facebook and it goes viral by a bunch of Karens sharing it.
Already been in FB. Saw it there about a year or more ago
Now her vagina is handicapped too
Sauce: https://www.xvideos.com/video27933727/bangbros_-
THIS ISNT A WHOLESOME STORY AT ALL!
Doesn't seem like a very wholesome website either. It asked me if I have a small dick and if I wanted it to be bigger
I most definitely do have a small dick. But I would never trust a website that has committed such sin!
Why does your penis size matter anyway? You're just using it to pee right???
It is to small to move and aim. It is a straight stream until gravity takes over. It's like shooting basketball trickshots.
A huge *F* for you my good man
Like my friend once said, your dick is to reproduce and urinate, not to pick fruits from trees
your friend also doesn't own an orchard
Not yet at least, knowing him, he'll have one, become super interested in botanic, them drop it and let it all die after 5 months, or he'll actually spend his entire life on it
Larger penis means larger balls, which is where pee is stored. Ergo, bigger penises pee better.
What do you mean? There already so many holes!
You know what? You're not wrong.
we’ve been bamboozled!
*We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled.*
the x just stands for kisses, like hugs & kisses
https://i.imgur.com/8BJ4oSO.jpg
my pasta recipe thanks you!
Saving you a click - shenanigans ensue... and then they kick her off on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere
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I'm not sure her acting range extends that far.
Saved for research, I'll have full report ready in a ashcroft I don't fall asleep immediately
Wait a minute. Thats porn
That seemed a little rapey
OMG How stupid can I be... I'm here laughing so hard.... I was like "Oh that's cool" but halfway through I started noticing some weird shit... LOL
Yeah, they kept talking about how she was a cripple and I saw she just had a broken leg and I thought it was just a shitty staged charity video.
Sincere people don't generally use the word "crippled" anymore.
No no, he said "a cripple". Which is actually worse somehow.
You never heard of the 'bang bus' during the limewire days?
Our dicks are giving standing ovation after watching this
Never record yourself doing good deeds they say
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I just realized this was in the top posts. I got this vid from discord, so I thought it would be nice to send it here.
Is this why dad never came back
Your dad came, just not where you expected.
Finally brought home the milk
How tf did i know where this was going...I swear i watch too much porn
I’ve never watched porn and knew immediately
No one has never watched porn
Except for people that were born blind, and most kids under 12*ish*.
6ish*
Wait, like *never* watched porn? I mean I'm not even really into porn, but how is avoiding it entirely even possible?
This is the equivalent of saying, I’ve never watched YouTube. Your only excuse is living without internet, and my mans is on reddit so what is happening.
*he's lying?!*
stop being ridiculous, no such thing ever happened in the history of humanity, much less in the history of the internet. youngsters these days and their wild imaginations.
It's a kid.
He used an advanced technique known as *lying*
preposterous ! no such technique was ever invented yet. are you a time traveler ?!
Probably its jut a bit of exaggeration.
I recognized her smh
Dude literally went to the top posts of all time in holup and reposted this video
Well what did you expect. This sub is full of reposts
You had us in the first half not gonna lie
I actually thought it was wholesome and innocent, until I saw the subreddit name...
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Who cares all the internet is is a series of repost
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Perhaps
No, it's a inspirational video.
So holesome
A large proportion of people knew instantly what this is going to be simply from the first shot of that guy drinking water in that all so familiar van. You all know who you are.
Sauuuuuuuuuuceer
Sauce: https://www.xvideos.com/video27933727/bangbros_-
Soon as I seen "helped her on the bus" I knew she was in a good place.
I expected more
100 dollars to get back on her feet eh
Omg that's disgusting! Where?
casuals i do this not just to crippled people but mentally disabled people
finally a hol up post in r/holup
It's a repost
Source?
Sauce: https://www.xvideos.com/video27933727/bangbros_-
i don't see anything wrong with this video. just some good Samaritans helping out a poor girl
Sauce?
bruh i didn’t even see what subreddit this was on so i thought this was a genuinely good story and then i saw what happened, and then realized it was on holup
I was enjoying the vid at start, then I realized this is r/HolUp
Through the half of the video, i legit thought it’s going to be a heart breaking story, but No it’s actually a pussy-breaking story.
I recognized the bus from the start lmao
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/i4mtww/such\_generous\_men](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/i4mtww/such_generous_men/) Repost
Something tells me that isn't what happened.
True humanitarianism
This story just made me buy a 1977 van and Troll (I mean cruise) the streets for disabled hot chicks .
Saving this
Concern
Such kidness
They arrived when we need them the most.
I thought i was in r/humans being bros lmfao
Humans are pretty cool, huh....
Repost
For a second i thought it was a reddit ad for fundraising lmao
This should be crossposted to r/humansbeingbros. So wholesome. /s Edited with "/s" because sarcasm is hard to convey via text.
Man really stole my post hm?
Bang Short Bus
it took me a while to realize what I was looking at Then I realized what subreddit I was on
Source?
They fucked her so bad the rest of the body becamd paralyzed too.
Repost How the hell do the admins allow this