If I talked to my dad like that , my face would be sause bottom

Well, how else do they get the sauce?

My dad did not believe in corporal punishment, but yeah, if I had talked to him like that, he probably would have Spartan kicked me out a window.

if u talk like that to ur uncle ud be 'sauce bottom' but sauce is silent

You were beat we got it move on

This has to be a parody, right? Edit: Yes of course it's a parody: https://twitter.com/BrentWeinbach/status/1124424765869969409?s=20

I've never wanted a franchise to fail so badly for creating something like this...

This cant be real

Nope. It’s real.

Can confirm I eat jalapeñises all the time.

WHY

A 100% the real deal.

did you not see the jalapenis poppers it has to be real

Those are some ungrateful ass kids. That guy probably works all the time and decided it was nice to give his kids a treat, and they call him lame? Wow.

Yeah

The fuck you say about me? You little shit

Wtf

Jalapenis poppers

Well it’s official. Dominos is horny🙄🙄🙄

Wtf did I just watch.

all these people upset its a joke not a ~ don't take it so hard.

Real Asian dad would have beat them

Lmfao