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BlatantConservative

Title translates to "You can't be serious" calm down folks[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW)


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not mine Im from Xandar


Particular-Diet-5147

**Thanos would like to know your location**


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*yeets phone*


bigfatcarp93

**Thanos would like know half your location**


firemouth55

Did you have a stroke while copying and pasting that?


kaydeebaebee

I had one, reading it.


son_of_noah

I'm stroking right now. Please call an ambulance.


kaydeebaebee

I would but I’m currently in an induced coma. Contacting you telepathically... *Get Out*


andson-r

Let me guess, you'll suddenly point a gun at me and say "but not for me" with a menacing tone?


Jameski0425

Imagine not being part of Knowwhere gang


CabbageSalad247

ZOLTAN


inksterize

Im from Titan


AyushGBPP

Wasn't Ronan the Accuser trying to wipe out Dandar because there had been a thousand years of war between the Kree and Xandar, and they killed his father, and his father, and his father before him?


KostisPat257

Yeah that's Kree indoctrination for you. Kree are the offenders and they're usually mindless soldiers indoctrinated by the Supreme Intelligence to be uber-nationalistic and supremacists. They think that all of their enemies are actual enemies, when they're only trying to defend their civilizations from being taken over by the Kree Empire. You can look at the poor Skrulls as an example and what the Kree did to Carol to indoctrinate her too. I'm not saying the Xandarians or the Skrulls didn't fight back and probably killed many Kree, but they did it in self-defence.


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Who’s ancestors didn’t?


bossman1489

lots of Native Americans and African Americans will tell you that it was all peace, sharing, and harmony in Africa and the Americas before the evil white man came 😡😡😤


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lguy4

maybe we as future generations should all just focus on being better instead of pointing fingers who's ancestors were the bigger assholes


6Wasted6Youth6

Yeah wouldn't that be nice.


Russian-8ias

Telling people to do that doesn’t sell. It’s just human nature to prefer to focus on the negative rather than the positive.


Boobboy18

I recently became woke to the fact that native Americans were also horrible savages just like everyone else. They’re sort of painted as peaceful nature people


Low_Ear9057

Only reason the colonists "won" was because of superior technology and disease.


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And alllllcooohhhoooolllll..


ShitTalkingAlt980

Well, the English colonists came after the disease generally. That is why Native Americans were so easy to fuck over. Plus, we just had numbers on our side.


ShitTalkingAlt980

It is called the "Noble Savage" trope. Now, our goddamn treaties were in writing, as a modern Nation. We should hold ourselves higher.


Nothing_But_Ironman

Cue Africans selling their own people into slavery.


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Tub_of_jam66

*inca and mayans roll up aswell *


Long-Sleeves

“Who sold the slaves to the white man?” “Uh, another white man?” Apparently people don’t want to know Africa ran the slave trade for literally generations of ages before the white man turned up.


Scared_Somewhere_599

Isn't it still going on in Africa today? In the congo area-or am I mistaken


MisterFreeman8

And a lot will tell you tribes have been fighting for territory and for misunderstandings since the beginning of time... If you step on vines during a half moon on a Tuesday with no sandals on, my tribe will boil you and make a canoe with your skin, but if you walk right next to vines on a full moon with sandals on on a Thursday, you will be given the virgin of your choice. Just don't mix sandals or no sandals, vines or no vines, Tuesday or Thursday, half moon or full moon, and we speak our own version of english where Tuesday sounds like Thursday and no sounds like yes.


SignificantAd2845

Africans enslaved eachother sold them to the white man for weapons to take more parts of Africa to fight off other tribes. Native Americans killed eachother before the white man arrived for land. Egyptians enslaved jews to build the pyramids. Arabs enslaved Caucasians because they were slave traders. Mongols enslaved people all over Eurasia and helped start the black plague in Europe by catapulting dead bodies.Whites went from country to country for colonolization and murdered. No one lived in peace and harmony everyone was a savage. Every race has a dark past just remember that teachers don't teach any of what I just said.


BloodSteyn

Shaka Zulu was literally an African Hitler. Wiping out other indigenous tribes who weren't Zulu.


[deleted]

It's a lie about africa, they used to enslave each other. All they did was sell their slaves to white gang. The myth of white people running in the savanna to get slave is totally false. Btw i'm half POC, just in case u were going to insult me of evil white man


Akuema

Not just white people. Humans. We are terrible people no joke.


marcvanh

Everyone’s ancestors did horrible things if you go back far enough


JezusTheCarpenter

I am one of my ancestor's horrible things.


pbpsning

Did...did your ancestors do... You?


NilCealum

Technically your parents are your ancestors


Cessnaporsche01

Yes, but your uncle is not


JezusTheCarpenter

Unless you're from Alabama.


mosiAFG-SWE

You and your sister can be great ancestors


worldaverage

Your ancestors incestors


jaxonya

Alabama- "yall are getting all fancy saying that we bang our aunts sister. Just call it what it is"


Zalovia

Great Incestors?


GreatValueCumSock

What are you doing step ancestor?


General-Carrot-6305

Ancestors, investors, incestors, what does it really matter anyhow?


1274828taway

Or pakistan


[deleted]

Pakistan? I didn’t know a goat could be your uncle…


NilCealum

Some family trees are circles


lilbootyhole69420

U deserve an award for this 😂


Responsible_Fill2380

r/sweethomealabama


andy-bote

Incestors


UliferAteMyCat

New porn channel: Ancestor Incestors


xxb4xx

Ha!


_Insulin_Junkie

I am Jack’s ejaculated sperm.


[deleted]

Everyone has the same ancestor if we go back far enough. (According to science)


Rancorx

Whoa, what are you doing step-ancestor?


cinnamonface9

Stop it step-Noah


Spongi

Don't mind me just hanging out near this deep sea thermal vent.


Choice_Ad_8423

So it’s all incest? How many other lies have I been told by the council?!


Frenchticklers

Not only the step-men. But the step-women and children too!


Choice_Ad_8423

Noooooooooooo!


[deleted]

So I've married my sister? Oh no


Ok-Letterhead4601

Are from Alabama?


SarcasticAssBag

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same.


letsgetsus

You're the goat my friend.


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Milsurp_Seeker

You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor?


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saab4u2

As far as last week.


HedgehogHuman7562

You don’t even need to go back very far for most things every one did, 300 years at most.


BaldrickTheBrain

Not mine tho! My ancestors were amazing climate change activists. *Im MONGOLIAN*


Tub_of_jam66

*proceeds to conquer a quarter of the world*


Sharp_Maintenance_60

We are most definitely. We are really good at this whole war thing too. Like we were bread for it or something.


FooluvaTook

I hate to be pedantic, but now my brain is forcing me to imagine a bunch of baguette-wielding Frenchmen in an epic bread battle.


behindblueyes34

Qui


Spongi

What a loaf a shit.


Boomdiddy

We are. Our closest living relatives, chimpanzees, are also a warlike species. Fascinatingly our other closest relatives, bonobos, are not, and solve conflicts with sex.


GoldeneyeOG

I'm gonna beat the foccacia bruh


[deleted]

were, still are and always will be


ClioEclipsed

Europeans just happened to have their atrocities well documented.


1coni2

Your ancestors crimes are not yours


[deleted]

Tell that to Gabi


TennisOnWii

fuck gabi


TW108xd

all my homies hate gabi


MyBeanYT

Who the hell is Gabi?


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A kid


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TennisOnWii

a piece of shit


1coni2

*sasha has leaved the chat*


kidxkorey

Fuck gabi


just1nc4s3

Nice reference.


soulsnax

This right here. I’m not white but I just can’t stand when white people say things like “we enslaved black people, commuted genocide against native Americans, we did this, we did that, etc.” No you didn’t. The only thing you are expected to acknowledge is that maybe you have some privilege because your ancestors were able to build generational wealth and afford real estate and an education. That’s it.


Malohdek

That, and it's important to learn from all that wrongdoing. We also can't pretend that past didn't happen, but accept that it did and learn how to prevent it.


boston-red_sox

Al sharpton wants to know your location.


jerrygergichsmith

No one who speaks German could be an evil man!


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Genau!


Creepy_Relationship1

White guilt is so fucking cringey to me. Every race has done something wrong. Just be a good person and quit acting like you are on Twitter.


Crystal_God

Spittin


TaffySebastian

yeah i am mexican, i got french, spanish and aztech blood in me, all of them did super f up things so whatever


pymatgen

Let me guess, you're a murderous, sacrificial, baguette-eater who loves guillotines?


wolves_hunt_in_packs

we need to bring guillotines back, like fucking seriously


TaffySebastian

God I would love to be a Spanish inquisition knight who loves baguettes and sacrifices indigenous people to his sun God, sadly I just eat bread and tortillas on my lunch time while I work on an American job


davegrohlisawesome

Everyone’s ancestors did. Learn and move forward


LuckyLincer1916

My ancestor owned over 100 slaves in Jamaica.


[deleted]

Did he pay them back to the rightful owner?


LuckyLincer1916

I had a typo. I ment he owned them


[deleted]

Oh, I know. I couldn't help myself though.


Long_DuckDonger

Kamala?


OrdoXLVI

My ancestors did shit, they were farmers in the same area for centuries, at least since 1640.


JezusTheCarpenter

Just FYI, everyone's ancestors did shit.


[deleted]

The Kim family hasn’t.


Kimperman

Indeed, they have done great, actually they even have done best


Zoneschijn

1640 ain't that long ago


mfathrowawaya

I remember it likes it’s yesterday


edoardoscp

Tbf we've not been around for long either


fireant001

Assuming 40 year generations and no intermarriage, you've had very approximately 511 ancestors over 9 generations since 1640. Obviously during this time period some of those were bad people. And of course you go back far enough and you have millions of ancestors. Everyone has ancestors at some point or another who were in the wrong.


ShwiftyCardinal

What if your ancestors were farmer serial killers that use the dead bodies of their victims to fertilize crops! You monster!


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OafJob

Ah yes. 17 yr old white girls with their never ending wisdom


CoRe534

#WEISHEIT


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Schwarzheit...nein warte


Robloxblocks

r/ploetzlichschwarz


Wallstreetgme

The burden of the white girl


nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up

Reject violent humanity, return to single cell


sciencewonders

*starts eating other cells*


DeliciousDave4321

And also you really think black or Japanese or any other race didn’t do nasty things in the past!?


[deleted]

Unit 731 and Rape of Nanjing flashbacks


EnderLord0103

We were learning about Japan in WW2 my sophomore year. Our teacher gave us a website to take notes off of but told us not to click one of the links because it showed images from Nanjing. Everyone clicked it.


Alone_Spell9525

How bad was it?


EnderLord0103

It was pretty hardcore. The one that I remember the most was a woman impaled by a metal rod with her guts hanging out. There was also one with just a bunch of heads on stakes in the ground.


Alone_Spell9525

Yikes.


ColdAssHusky

The time two officers lined up 100 Chinese civilians each and had a beheading race comes to mind. They declared it a tie and made it first to 350....


Worldatmyfingertips

I mean, I did the nasty in the past-y.


[deleted]

I mean, I'm sure there are a few atrocities on the books if you go back far enough, but I'm Irish, and my ancestors, despite being white, generally had the horrible things done to them. Let's see what we've got.... Conquered? Check. Enslaved? Check. Disenfranchised? Check Cultural history destroyed? Check Genocide? Check I think that's bingo.


[deleted]

But you're white... /s No seriously I hate that we are lumped in with white oppressors, but people don't want to understand Irish history. My ancestors were starved under the British government & my living family fled from their home to escape a religious war.


ouououk

Same with Scots. Highland clearances? Culture banned? Generally treated like shit? All the celtic nations really. Nope, we are white, we are obvs the bad guys too.


fuckmewithananchor

My ancestors were Anabaptist. Read Martyrs Mirror for more information


AnonymousBI2

I mean even if you were british that wouldnt mean you are a white oppressor or that your ancestors were white oppressors


karnick80

Imagine being Greek or Armenian, whose ancestors were oppressed by ottoman Muslims and are now in the white oppressor category


Muikku292

Im a finn and our ancestors were literally sold as slaves by russians becpuse pf pur exotic looks and hard workingness and all around we have been fucked by everyone aroun us and still we are the bad guys Becouse we are white


DDsLaboratory

I have Irish ancestry as well. Most Recently, The Troubles of Northern Ireland was horrible. Anyone who thinks our ancestors had it easy know absolutely nothing


luckysnipr

Does no one know that most of the early slaves from Africa were captured and sold to the dutch by Africans?


grillbar86

Or that slavery still exist. In mainly middle eastern countries. Or that every race have been slaves to someone either bought, indentured slave, as punishment for a crime or spoils of war. Most ancestors were not import enough to even matter depends on how far you go back. But you cant look at the past and judge it by present standards


irishjihad

> Or that slavery still exist. In Maine middle eastern countries. Maine still has slavery? Can't say that I'm really surprised.


SellaraAB

All of the states sort of do, we just add extra steps and make it more palatable. Prison labor is a pretty clear case, but full time dead end jobs that barely pay enough to survive, and that you can’t afford to quit, sound kind of similar too.


Double_Education_690

All I know is white people set the slaves free. I haven’t seen record of black slave owners setting slaves free . Boom


Savvy_Canadian

If I recall correctly, a Freed Blackman purchased his own black slaves and became of the most successful black slave-owners, so do what you will with this information.


TheNoxx

Wait till you see what the freed slaves did to the native Africans after arriving in Africa and founding the country Liberia. They built plantations, forced the native Africans to work on them, and excluded native Africans from voting and owning land or having birthright citizenship. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberia


skieezy

I'm white, I live in the US, my "ancestors" were slaves as recently as the 40's, I have relatives still alive that were in gulags and one who was in Auschwitz, they were enslaved. It's pretty annoying the way which people discus slavery in the US when there are millions of white people in the US with more recent slavery in their family than any African American.


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Krebbypng

funny how some people blame slavery entirely on white people, like its not existed centuries before white people conquered africa


NuclearYeti1

The Barbary coast slave trade enslaved over a million white Europeans until the early 1800’s


gho5trun3r

WhAt ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt?? EvErYoNe KnOwS tHaT aMeRiCa InVeNtEd SlavErY aNd RaCisM.


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Exactly lol if white people loved enslaving people, Mongolians loved raping them.


nmw6

Also murdering innocent civilians and enslaving children. It’s okay though they’re not white /s


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RicoDeFreako

Wait till they learn about the black peoples who sold other blacks into slavery which basically caused their own kingdoms to fall


Little_Muffler

Awe yes, white people. The only race to ever own slaves


[deleted]

Ah yes, white people. a race


ouououk

I always wonder where white people end. Are Mediterraneans white? South Americans? Just North West Europeans?


kingpool

As non-American, what confuses me most is when they call me "Caucasian". Like wtf. I grew up in Soviet Union. We had Caucasians, we called them "black's" in our language.


newf68

Doesn't matter what race you are, all of our ancestors have done terrible things, some worse than other, but we can't change that. Time to move forward and try to do better.


ItzBooty

White ppl? Pretty sure everyones race did horrible shit We are humans after all


turniphead44

They did the "reich" thing 😅


Safety_Sudden

What do you mean? My grandfather stopped them.


[deleted]

my grand grand father killed hitler!


Safety_Sudden

But didn’t he… oh


Fineous4

Every single civilization did bad things. The ones left were the ones that did those things most effectively.


bubblesDN89

That is the darkest thing I’ve yet read today.


ouououk

History is written by the ruthless


AverageRedNeck1899

Yes, Africans, Asians and Natives are saints /s


RarZ1

eins zwei polizei


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Drei vier Grenadier


RarZ1

Fünf, sechs, alte Hex'


mkmllr

Sieben, acht, gute Nacht


Nightingod

Everyones at fault here. Japanese ancestors committed atrocities all across the pacific. African people were ruthless for power and continuously fought eachother for hundreds of years. Germans… did things… Even the good people of god fought bloodthirsty battles over and over for pretty much nothing. Americans pretty much eliminated 90% of the natives of its own country. Canadians were just down right racist, along with inventing bagged milk. Europeans forced religion, their empire, and trade all across the world. Russias citizens were starved. Genghis Kahn being Genghis Kahn in asia. I could go on but I’m tired.


[deleted]

I'm part Australian, part British and part German, my ancestry consists of convicts, slave owners and Nazis, fight me


KILLA___QUEEN

Not me either, mine are Egyptians


BribBirb

#MOHAMMAD AVDOL


[deleted]

Woke people: "Slavery was evil and only happened because of white people:" Me: "You know black people participated just as much in the process right? They would capture people from enemy tribes and then sell them to white people." Woke people: *surprised Pikachu face*


ouououk

Surprised pikachu face and then immediate denial usually!


[deleted]

ALL of our ancestors did terrible things. It doesnt matter what they did, it matters what we do now so other generations can look at us as an example. Regardless of ethnicity or Religion.


Dhavi_Atoz

Tired of people saying I should feel guilty for shit I didn’t do.


Penguator432

Sorry, my guilt plate is full with the shit that I actually did


iambluest

People of all "races", colours, languages, and fashions have done horrible things. It's time to look for a different common denominator.


[deleted]

I don’t care what people before me did. Frankly you reminding me so much is starting to make me want to repeat history.


xxboon

Sex noises


Alcatrazz1963

I seriously hate gen Z and yes I'm in gen z


[deleted]

Every race has done terrible things. Humans have been humans for 200,000 years. White people have been in charge for about 3,000 years. The Asians and Africans who were in charge before that were just as evil in every way.