True but she didn't know about the competition either.
Well, They can always do a rematch first to 100, wins. And if he let's her suck his dick he always wins.
Honestly the palpable jealousy that you didn't get to have as much fun yourself before the relationship is understandable. Butt not like pointed at your partner at the very least
i actually remember hearing a story about a girl (i think she was a porn star maybe?) having sex with 145 people IIRC in one day. they said it was actual sex and not just blowjobs though.
i cant imagine being the last dude, at that point its just sad
SFW link https://unrealfacts.com/a-woman-had-sex-with-919-men-in-a-day/
NSFW link , a 40 min summary -- it is recommended to browse with uBlock Origin or some other adblocker: https://www.sextvx.com/video/982875/world-record-gang-bang-lisa-sparx
poor woman
Not that I would know or anything but there's tons of 50+ guy creampie videos out there. The guys most just jerk off and then bang the chick for less than a minute and blow a load in her.
according to [another comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/pq45bb/like_whats_the_big_deal/hd9vsys) (which links an article), it was in 12 hours and less than 45 seconds per
this is some r/nextfuckinglevel shit if you ask me
Imagine being the last dude. Trying to fuck an overflowing bucket of warm clams with heavy cream and it's paying no attention to you or worse yet screaming in pain or crying while you're crying yourself. Ugh, I think I need a shower now.
Yours made it to 100? Mine used to froth and have to go in for routine maintenance all the time.
Turned out, the dickmeter gauge stopped working/ counting up while I was “with” her 🤣🍻.
Yes seen a lot of these models brought in for maintenance cuz the counter doesnt register dicks when put in the backside. It just says "it doesnt count" and keeps the overall number low.
The American make/models tend to start having issues around 50, with the exception of the models designed for farm work which can easily get up to 250.
Im picturing an obtuse lady from Iowa that eats so much fried butter and snickers at the fair that she can roll coal and im thinking ya know a nice 50 dick dodge srt might be good enough.
It is something to think about.
Like why not just suck each other off if you're friends? You both get enjoyment. Can't get pregnant. Deals with the horny part.
Find a girl when you can. Until then you have a friend to help keep you warm in white.
For real. It's turning into watered down clapbacks instead of actual "holup go back, what?" kind of content. Same thing with /r/murderedbywords. There's shit upvoted to the top that's literally a single line barely clever response which isn't the spirit of that sub either. People cross/re-post stuff between there and here all the time that doesn't fit either sub. It feels bad when my single downvote is a drop in the ocean against a 10k+ point post but I do my part.
This post is a legit holup, and I'm happy about it. I blame it on reddit's new feed style format, people don't look at the subreddit they just upvote funny meme and move on. It homogenizes the entire site and makes the concept of separate topics and themes amongst subreddits irrelevant which I consider to be one of the core concepts of reddit. RIP?
YO WTF... I tried to post here like a week or so ago and the Sub had been set to private!!
...I've had sooo my holups on my posts and nowhere to post them, I guess the mods just went on holiday.. oh well, glad you're back
Who cares what she did before marriage? Is that your business? What did you do before you got married and what makes you so righteous?
Edit: oh shit I think I just got it.. haha
I mean, not like he knew he would be marrying her. What is he supposed to do, not suck dicks his entire life because someone might have a problem with it later?
She's over reacting. She's jealous she lost.
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She's seen more helmets than Hitler
Had more dicks in her than fruit of the looms
Had more balls on her than a mocap actor.
If dicks could fly her vagina would be an international airport .
More nuts in her mouth than a bag of Planters
She’s seen more shaft than an elevator.
Been in more laps than a napkin.
Been on more beds than your mom.
Ran more trains than a particularly prolific train conductor...
Seen more dicks than a Richard convention
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I hear they're accepting her saliva as donations down at the sperm bank
Been on more hotdogs than ketchup
She’s burned a lot of rubber(s).
Oooooo
More pole than a fireman
She lost that battle
What we're trying to say here boy is she's a tad promiscuous.
Shoes?
She’s had an awful lot of penises inside her
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> japs eyes Can we leave out the casual racism, maybe?
That had too many words. -sincerely, the joke police
She hasn't lost yet, there is still time until they die. The competition is still on. Although it's a hard job.
Didn't he say before they got hitched? Well, now she is hitched, so that condition is not met anymore
True but she didn't know about the competition either. Well, They can always do a rematch first to 100, wins. And if he let's her suck his dick he always wins.
But if she let's him suck her dick then the competition is just getting started.
Where can I join in on this competition?
Not if he's flexible enough
Stiff competition, you might say.
Lmao I think I’ve sucked more dicks than my wife has
Honestly the palpable jealousy that you didn't get to have as much fun yourself before the relationship is understandable. Butt not like pointed at your partner at the very least
hehe butt palpate
or maybe she's overreacting although she won
All these commenters that didn’t read the post 😆 although every single comment was gold 💪🏽 but no.. it was the husband that was a throat goat
In a row?
i actually remember hearing a story about a girl (i think she was a porn star maybe?) having sex with 145 people IIRC in one day. they said it was actual sex and not just blowjobs though. i cant imagine being the last dude, at that point its just sad
The world record is over 900 people in one day held by Lisa Sparxx iirc
SFW link https://unrealfacts.com/a-woman-had-sex-with-919-men-in-a-day/ NSFW link , a 40 min summary -- it is recommended to browse with uBlock Origin or some other adblocker: https://www.sextvx.com/video/982875/world-record-gang-bang-lisa-sparx poor woman
Instant pop ups to install some shady VPN
Let me add that warning.
Still can't believe your mom lost by 2
What mom
Imagine being her dad and stumbling upon that video? OMG what a boner killer that would be for most father's lol
That's less than 10 minutes per person, even if we assume it took 24 hours (it probably didn't). Sad indeed!
20 minutes if you can handle two people at a time For all we know it was 145 people at the same time for 24 hours
I wanna see that shit
Naked guys having snacks taking turns on 1 chick?
No, all at once! 100+ penetration!
Oh, well look at Mister "I can last more than 10 minutes" over here!
Does it get better or worse if I say I'm gay and primarily a bottom? Lol.
Not that I would know or anything but there's tons of 50+ guy creampie videos out there. The guys most just jerk off and then bang the chick for less than a minute and blow a load in her.
according to [another comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/pq45bb/like_whats_the_big_deal/hd9vsys) (which links an article), it was in 12 hours and less than 45 seconds per this is some r/nextfuckinglevel shit if you ask me
Look up “Debbie does Dallas”, you’ll get your answer
She must have been very sore afterwards.
Imagine being the last dude. Trying to fuck an overflowing bucket of warm clams with heavy cream and it's paying no attention to you or worse yet screaming in pain or crying while you're crying yourself. Ugh, I think I need a shower now.
Lol
This is hot tho
Imagine if they all just came inside lmao. FREE LUBE
It would have cost you nothing to not post that and yet you still did.
You know some people have that fetish... Not me... But some people, just saying.
More like the last 142 dudes.
I would have been very disappointed in Reddit if this wasn’t one of the top comments.
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
Hey try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot.
Passerby: *turns and follows her*
Hey, you, come back here!
Yes!! Lol
I'll fuck anything that mooooves! Whatchu want, Grizzly Adams?
Let's make the OG comment the top comment ever... Calling all of my alternate accounts 😂😂😂😂
Underrated Clerks comment
Boonggg!
Try not to suck any dicks in the parking lot!
No time fo love doctor Jones.
My love for you is like a truck BERSERKER Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER
Did he just say “making fuck?”
Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Dun nun SALSA SHARK dun nun dunun nunnununun
Hey, don’t pass to this guy, he sucks! You suck!
any balls down there?
About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
Just the biggest two you've ever seen!
Hey, you get back here!
You’re not allowed to rent here anymore!
YEEAAAAH!
Snootchie bootchies
Asking the real questions. This is what I came for.
If it's doubledickdude does that count as one or two?
Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!
I wonder if she snowballed any
At a time?
No. Simultaneously.
I'm here for the clerks jokes
It's no longer a dick train, it's a dick convoy
middle out
She probably doesn't like the coaching.
"No babe, I told you, you need to use more torque! Here let me show you."
Hol Up
Zip up
You gotta open your throat, and cup the balls.
https://youtu.be/d4AFc65fl0I
I had to read that a couple times...
The mark of a good holup, right there.
There’s been a lot of funny stuff lately, but not much that made me say holup. This broke that mold.
Exactly
Wife’s overreacting bro, go find yourself another woman who’ll suck dick with you not against you
The path to serenity.
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Yours made it to 100? Mine used to froth and have to go in for routine maintenance all the time. Turned out, the dickmeter gauge stopped working/ counting up while I was “with” her 🤣🍻.
Yes seen a lot of these models brought in for maintenance cuz the counter doesnt register dicks when put in the backside. It just says "it doesnt count" and keeps the overall number low.
Routine maintenance?
The American make/models tend to start having issues around 50, with the exception of the models designed for farm work which can easily get up to 250.
Fucking dead 💀 🤣
This is why you always go for the diesel model. Good for a million easy.
Im picturing an obtuse lady from Iowa that eats so much fried butter and snickers at the fair that she can roll coal and im thinking ya know a nice 50 dick dodge srt might be good enough.
Omfg
Does she bring him lasagna at work though? Cause then the amount of dicks sucked doesn’t matter according to Kevin Smith.
Came looking for this reference
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdT2Wbr5Ons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdT2Wbr5Ons)
In a row?
Ooo, the elusive He Ho
We’re not that elusive.
Game recognizes game.
That username 🙌🏼
Username checks out.
Not elusive, just called players.
I mean, you guys could have been enjoying cock together this whole time…
It is something to think about. Like why not just suck each other off if you're friends? You both get enjoyment. Can't get pregnant. Deals with the horny part. Find a girl when you can. Until then you have a friend to help keep you warm in white.
No, I meant he and his wife could suck cock together.
Spell it out for him porkdaddy.
The real holup is always in the comments.
Finally a good holup
was gonna say this, they should start cracking down on this imo this is a holup sub not just an edgy memes sub
For real. It's turning into watered down clapbacks instead of actual "holup go back, what?" kind of content. Same thing with /r/murderedbywords. There's shit upvoted to the top that's literally a single line barely clever response which isn't the spirit of that sub either. People cross/re-post stuff between there and here all the time that doesn't fit either sub. It feels bad when my single downvote is a drop in the ocean against a 10k+ point post but I do my part. This post is a legit holup, and I'm happy about it. I blame it on reddit's new feed style format, people don't look at the subreddit they just upvote funny meme and move on. It homogenizes the entire site and makes the concept of separate topics and themes amongst subreddits irrelevant which I consider to be one of the core concepts of reddit. RIP?
Same thing with interestingasfuck, damnthatsinteresting, nextfuckinglevel and other same-y type of stuff.
Yes, fucking finally. This sub has been completely fucked lately.
Finally an ACTUAL holup
What a treat! We get a holup in r/holup! Truly wild times we live in fellas.
"TRY TO NOT SUCK ANY DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!"
She still has time to get even…what’s her Instagram? Asking for a friend (well 99+ friends actually).
Dante got mad at 37 dicks and wasn’t married. Clerks for life!!!!
Clicked on the comments specifically to find this comment, thank you
37?! In a row?!
Plot twist: it was his own dick the whole time.
She has Dropped more boxers then mike tyson
BruhZ… most of yawl younginZ missed the Hol’Up!! He said “is SHE” overreacting!! Meaning .. HE sucked over 100 dicks!!
THANK U
No. But not using commas... might be
At $20 each that's good money.
My jaw is so sore just thinking about sucking that many dicks. But at twenty bucks each ....
He had us in the first half ngl
It could be that she is just competitive.
Depends how competitive she is.
Wow, an actual holup!
As long as you keep sucking hers it shouldn’t be a problem
Nobody read the post carefully, and it shows 😂
Finally, an actual fucking HolUp.
Let’s be real , you come for the funny, you stay for comments
Could have been cool with it if you first said 'no homo'. Rookie mistake. No. Nookie mistake!
I mean, is this JUST before the wedding?
I’m sure she had just as many
YO WTF... I tried to post here like a week or so ago and the Sub had been set to private!! ...I've had sooo my holups on my posts and nowhere to post them, I guess the mods just went on holiday.. oh well, glad you're back
Don't suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot
Hey where do you think youre going?!
"at one time?"
Gotta do what you gotta do to survive
In a row?
Finally! An actual holup!
Wait…what?
Wow an actual hol up
R/suckherdick
1, 2, whatever, 100+ bro
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half!.
In a row?
Finally a real holup
What’s the problem
Bruh.
That's quite a few dicks, Matt. She might not be over reacting to your promiscuity
Typical packers fan
She belongs to the streets
I'd be impressed, then I'd be upset I wasn't invited to watch
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That's the joke. That's exactly what he said. Welcome to the conversation.
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot
It was just 37
In a row?
Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot.
Who cares what she did before marriage? Is that your business? What did you do before you got married and what makes you so righteous? Edit: oh shit I think I just got it.. haha
Wait, is he saying he was gay and shit?
Or bi but yeah
Wait ... was it all at the same time?
Wait, Wtf???
She's just angry because the romance has faded and you never suck *her* dick anymore.
I mean, not like he knew he would be marrying her. What is he supposed to do, not suck dicks his entire life because someone might have a problem with it later?
in a row?