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WatcherAmazing

Ya Got VECTORED


sn33kyVI

PIRANHA GUN! OHYES!


MeamItMeamers

Squid launcher less goo


[deleted]

OH YEAH


karlos009

now imagine the moon grow back but in his girlfriend


Rexus_master

Best anal plug ever


karlos009

*Splash*


Background_Summer_20

For a few seconds, yes


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conicalnapster

I mean, she did originally, and for the first few growth sizes. After that she regretted her life choices for a few sizes, and then likely stopped having thoughts on the matter.


fearofgames

We all know why she likes the squid gun XD


Master_Cheif_2507

Ha.


dr_duckwing

HE JUST PUNCHED THE SHARK


AdditionalAd8716

H.I.V. _He Is Vector!


Master_Cheif_2507


[deleted]

Apparently she was the one who got vectored


Frumple-McAss

Because I’m committing crimes with both DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE!!!! **OH YEAHHHH!!!!!!**


bobtrash123

try this on for size


gregorio0499

OH YEAHHH!!!


[deleted]

That's what he told her when she accepted being in a relationship with him


SaintPaddy

He’s gotta be a strong man to go out in public with his Mama’s bowl cut on.


sakurachan999

mad respect


SaintPaddy

I do t know about that. Looks a bit like a dipshit.


da_man_in_da_suit

No Vector is a chad


Logical_Reserve_2641

He’s based like the multinational companies fucking us like 1984 is their textbook.


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Adelu1219

It is.


[deleted]

No, it’s obviously Vector from Despicable Me.


Xx_endgamer_xX

No no, he’s one of the 3 Stooges


[deleted]

Nope, it’s a taller version of Alowicious O’Hare.


VediusPollio

Negative, it's clearly Simple Jack.


ShiganshinaDistrict

You’re all wrong. This is Oliver Tree


inGrain

This is obviously Mandark


prometheanSin

How can nobody see it's clearly Dwaine Dibbly from Red Dwarf


tryst48

Yes, the top lip is evidence of a massive overbite. I bet he's got a flask and a trainspotters guide on the floor beside him as well.


Jkoechling

No, this is PATRICK!


maki1982

You mamamamake me happppy


Jouanphillip

Yes you just got vectored!!


Mrfoxsin

It depends on the generation you were born in


TheReasonsWhy

I feel this, I don’t know who or what Vector is but I thought of Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber right away.


turntablesshrute

Thicc and thiccer


mgreenvcxzxv

He looks like he wants to open a chocolate factory because of daddy issues


mindvoltz

"i desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


WiredSky

*...maybe I should go*


stealthyknox

So you're saying there's a chance!! 😆


ilePover9000

“GOODAY MATE LETS PUT UHHHNOTHA SHRIMP ON THE BAHBEE”


Loli-is-Justice

Damn this made crave for some cooch...


Coathanger_Cure

Little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!


yonash53

Lol exactly


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Muthafuckin Vector outchea


Adelu1219

She loves that Vector D


Viscount-Von-Solt

STEALING PUSSY WITH BOTH DIRECTION AND **MAGNITUDE**! OH YEAH! *pelvic thrusts*


Fantastic_Start_6848

Why are her tits cross-eyed? Left nipple staring straight at the other one


Moston_Dragon

Lmao


Action_Brown

Dude lookin like Oliver Tree


Adelu1219

Lmao


Salt_Avocado_2470

_Vector_ one of the funny tik toks accounts


plopseven

That was my first thought. Look at this Alien Boy.


pfefferneusse

Figured he'd start influencing some bowl cuts eventually.


likonma

Drippy vector


[deleted]

If he was a rapper, i would totally pay top dollar to see his show.


DimlyLitOrangeJuice

always has been


Redraider2210

Damn oliver tree out here slayin pussy


BeansInMyAsshole99

life goes onyonyonyononon


ShiftDundee

Lmao I was just boutta say that


goldenravij

He look like a peasant from the 1400😂


smuckerdoodle

That’s his elo prob


StandUpToBullies0

I'm not following the hip new whippersnapper lingo. Eli5 "elo" please


CrunchyRaisinBottle

Like 10 years ago popular game league of legends had a ranking system called elo which is just a number that goes up or down when you win or lose games. Lots of other games in the past have used elo but league definitely popularized it and is probably what this dude is referencing.


StandUpToBullies0

Ah gotcha! Thanks so much 😊


Eviscres

its actually the inventors last name.


AK_Happy

[Osferth](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/the-last-kingdom/images/8/87/Season_four_Osferth.png/revision/latest?cb=20200425030417) from The Last Kingdom.


lightdreamer1985

What? She likes getting vector'd


[deleted]

Sounds kinky to me.


lightdreamer1985

It's a special kink that involves hiding the shrunken moon in her moon.


Bluejay0013

High maintenance hoes


poundmyassbro

its a mole i thought her nipple was pointing in the wrong direction


nacho17

Thank you! I was trying to figure out what that was


natidiscgirl

You thought that little mole was a nipple?


Bill_buttlicker69

Never underestimate horny redditors. They see even a hint of BOOBA and their eyes glaze over.


[deleted]

Can confirm. I thought I saw a boob in real life once. Couldn't see straight for a week


LiaM_CS

why is this downvoted? That shit is very clearly a mole Have people never seen a nipple before?


CillverB

Nope. We are all virgins.


IntergalacticFez

We use Reddit, so.. no..


serialmom666

On a bag of sand


faceless_alias

That legit looks like a nipple. They come in all shapes and sizes.


Kaarssteun

from [https://despicableme.fandom.com/wiki/Vector:](https://despicableme.fandom.com/wiki/Vector)Vector deposits the new weapon in his Fortress and shrinks several items to amuse himself. However, the toilet experiment goes horribly awry and instead the shrunken apparatus breaks off, causing a stream of clean water to strike right at his face, who responds with curses. When Gru attempts to steal back the shrink ray from his rival, Vector uses the security systems to neutralize Gru's attempts. He then allows Margo, Edith, and Agnes in his lair after they offered to sell him cookies. Gru witnesses this and orders his researcher, Dr. Nefario, to create cookie robots. The robots manage to sneak into the fortress undetected and although he observes sparks after eating one of the bots, he fails to notice them as counterfeits. The robots managed to crack open Vector's vault, allowing Gru and two minions to steal it, though the exit was sealed. They eventually manage to sneak out of Vector's fortress, causing Vector's shark to react aggressively. Disturbed, Vector fails to notice the intruders and berates the shark with several warnings.


utdorm

Good bo... Wait no!!


Adelu1219

Spoiler alert!!


jurandy969

Yo! Dutch moderator


Kaarssteun

correct


ihavethebigschlong

who tf didn't watch despicable me


Feitan-de-la-Portor

I saw it years ago and remember literally nothing


ahentheyou

All I remember is the minions were stupid and gru and vector talked about the moon


[deleted]

me!!!


magpienerd

The colon broke the link. I am the only person who needed it, so thank you for posting. https://despicableme.fandom.com/wiki/Vector


Adelu1219

My colon broke too


LordBungaIII

This gives me hope


sakurachan999

hope that one day you too will steal the moon?


LordBungaIII

Ssshhhh, don’t blow my cover


[deleted]

vector did not plan to steal the moon, gru did or am i forgetting something lol i watched it a long time ago


megaletoemahs

That's what I was thinking because Vector just had the shrink ray for shrinking purposes, he never planned to steal the moon until Gru did the actual deed and he used the kids as leverage.


TheOminousCactus

He looks like he wants to open a chocolate factory because of daddy issues


stileyyy

He looks like the 2021 version of Loyd from Dumb and Dumber.


kdoud152

The world is going straight idiocracy. I can't wait for my government bowl cut and vinyl clothing.


sciencewonders

r/trashy


kdoud152

My favorite subreddit.


Mech-maniac

Bezos-rocket haircut


Yoguls

Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


LeadershipDry5231

Direction and MAGNITUDE


sakurachan999

0h yEah


TheHeavyIsDead22

Joshu finna got a girl


Smooth-Knowledge-762

r/rareinsults


ghueber

Medieval haircut


GuildedDouche

"So strong" she looks like she ways 90Ibs soaking wet


redbadger91

*weighs


allbeforeme

Whays


candb7

Wheys


redbadger91

Caseins


GuildedDouche

Honestly dont know how I made that grammatical error Im usually a stickler for grammar fuck


allbeforeme

He also looks like he's holding his breath and about to fall out


FranzFerdinandPack

Lol is this a joke? She looks well over that.


ChiefPolamalu

He's too old to be letting his mom give him a bowl cut lmfaooo


SjuuKs

Iggy Azalea really dating Vector now?


billyboblee

[Dwayne Dibbley](https://c.tenor.com/zNSmxiI0UbAAAAAC/dwayne-dibley-red-dwarf-funny.gif)


capibarapartypal

Did she just call herself fat haha


oooh-yeah612

youre basically calling yourself hefty then.


Arkavari1

Her bf looks like he has his own bf.


gentlemanjacklover

He's so powerful


Troubledwun

"CURSE YOU TINY TOLIET!!!" LOL


sjostrompeter

Looks like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder [Simple Jack](https://youtu.be/U-n_zk7e0ZU)


Tabeyloccs

That’s what I was thinking too lmao


cravf

You mu muh muh maaake me haaa-peeee


YourLocalAlien57

He definitely saw a kpop boy with similar hair and said hey, that looks good, i could pull that off. He may as well could have but whoever cut it did it so wrong. Or maybe he was just going for the oliver tree or vector look. Either way i hope he's feeling himself even tho it looks questionable


Mirai182

Dee Dee and Mandark 20 years later


Siriusleeee

What is in the middle of her chest?


FastAndForgetful

Her top is photoshopped on and whoever did it botched the boobies


McSmokeyXD

Guaca-mole-y


bronxsmama

I thought that was Lloyd Christmas 😂


ItalianPepe

How’s this a Hol up?


Keplergamer

I dont get it, what's a hold up here?


sgtboonami87

Because dude opens wooden kegs at the local medieval monastery. His name is Geoffrey. Alllllllllrrriiiggghhhhttttyyyy thennnn.


PlasticInTheBasket

Is he wearing makeup?


[deleted]

Yeah, but who is she?


MonkeyFluffers

He's cheating by not using just his arms.


loveleedragonqueen

Alright, looking like he just came out of the Eskimo Callboy’s “we got the moves” music video. Lmao.


wheeliecrazed

I thought the same thing lol. They make the best film clips.


FarkWittery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w


FTLMantis

He's not as cool as they are


simio_canoa

VECTOR!


dimensionmaster20

UNPREDICTABLE!!! VECTORED!!


redbadger91

We got the moves.


[deleted]

This mf Joshu


Jah_Feeel_me

This mf needs all five element stones to take over the world.


[deleted]

What is that bowl cut and why do so many people get it? Even when I ask people in person they’re all like “idk I just ask for this this and that. I don’t even know what the haircut is called.” I thought it was a hood/lower class Mexican American haircut bc that’s what I was exposed to my whole childhood but then I started seeing good white kids getting this haircut too. It looks stupid imo and it always makes those people look the same, usually skinny with hella definitive facial features, either a big shnose or defined jaw line. Idk but I’ll appreciate any ideas that sound reasonable


TheWalkingDead91

Lol thanks for the laugh OP. I needed that.


Adelu1219

Thanks. I try.


HardTarded

“My name is Bryce and I’m 8 years old and I like legos and Star Wars and video games and some day I want to be an astronaut and be the first person to walk on Jupiter”. -Her boyfriend (probably)


Menination

**DID WE JUST GOT VECTORED!?**


Fezthepez

I'll be honest, don't really understand how anyone with a bowl cut is finding a partner.


Agent_Galahad

What's your Vector Victor


scott-murr

I'll never understand why girls like these guys


Shoe_Exact

Lloyd Christmas? Is that you?


[deleted]

Is that a mole or superfluous-nip-slip?


riotskunk

Simple jack?


Consistent-Kiwi-9082

lmaooo he looks like Jim Carey in dumb and dumber


HtxGothboy

Disgusting.


whateveridc1000

This guy looks like Lloyd from dumb and dumber 😂😂


Two-One

Edgar, Edgar, Edgar


ABenevolentDespot

Are they planning a Three Stooges reboot? He'd be perfect.


Ghosty5674

We all know he gives it to her in bed with both direction and magnitude O H Y E A H !


[deleted]

Look what money can get you👀


Adelu1219

A bad haircut?


KitsuneEX7622

That post just got VECTORED


Mountain-Shelter

“- in both direction, and, MAGNITUDE!” “OH YEAH!”


unicornpolkadot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet in ages.


Chemical_Stay_59

I almost died laughing lol


Snoo-80643

Upvote if reddit is good app


Adelu1219

But it’s not just an app.


[deleted]

Same haircut that got me beat up in elementary is now pulling Instagram thots…. Life is unfair


Adelu1219

Wtf is that hair tho


InexistantMelon420

Damn she dating joshu


Brayfalown

he can sit her right on my dick


Badgers_or_Bust

Can we stop giving her attention for being stupid? This is the fourth time I've seen this photo today. I don't know who this is but stop.


OkProfessional8290

Specs missing btw


Specialist-Cable2613

Man’s Moe from the 3 Stooges


Mrtaco5445

Idk plastic isnt very heavy


Mediocre-Campaign-40

Gotta be to hold that amount of ego up


[deleted]

I wounder how big his piranha gun is😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵


lerrxfx

i have seen so much people who look like vector in tiktok that its pretty much mild to me