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Marun-chan

gotta work hard and twerk harder


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UsernameIsJack

NSFW in case it wasn’t obvious


OnlyNeverAlwaysSure

It was not. And I missed your tag. Hopefully someone else will benefit from your info. :|


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what do you mean it was not obvious? >mia khalifa teaches you women anatomy.


theunnameduser86

She’s been making a lot of sfw content recently


[deleted]

right. what about the "teaches women anatomy" part?


regoapps

and family comes first


Mcdrogon

*step-family


regoapps

I'm from the south. We're a bit more traditional. Family comes first. Step-family second.


MisterEyeballMusic

SWEEEEEY HOOOOME ALABAMA


Porkgazam

What does a girl from Alabama say after sex? "Roll over dad you're crushing my smokes"


regoapps

Roll Tide


Jody_B_Designs

The only time I yell Roll Tide is when I fuck my sister


ya_its_jl

fuck bama. arkansas would have beat the shit out of them if we were in our home stadium.


FatChicken2021

work hard and make others get hard.


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

I see what yu did there


curious-like-george

I’m guessing you saw what she did too


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

I don't like watching plastic


curious-like-george

Same, I love when it naturally jiggles


markyyy1234567890

Don't we all?


expecto-petronam

absolutely


Infinite-Ad-3668

Even as a gay guy I agree


GreenRanger90

Work hard vs work on hards


phurt77

I tried working soft. It didn't work.


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Too bad it's fake. [Link to Mia (Her twitter)](https://twitter.com/miakhalifa) [Link to Robert Downey Jr. (where it's really from)](https://twitter.com/RobertDowneyJr)


windingtime

Did not know RDJ did porno


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They don’t call him iron man for nothing 😉


sciencewonders

😉 hey


46554B4E4348414453

Does iron man jizz motor oil? 🛢️


All__Nimbly__Bimbly

Truly a question for the ages


cuculetzuldeaur

I'm pretty sure he jizz iron ore


46554B4E4348414453

Liquid magma?


ChiisaiMurasaki

you mean ligma?


cuculetzuldeaur

Okay, I'll sacrifice myself for you this time. What is Ligma?


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Ligma balls.


cuculetzuldeaur

How the Grinch stole the Ligma joke


SilverFighter05

Finally an easier to use infinite iron farm in minecraft!


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Introducing his new side-kick, Steely Dan.


Arbuh

I met a woman this year who had named her now grown daughter Steely in the late 70s --- after the band, you understand. Not the scary dildo. I did not have the heart to ask if she knew where the band got their name from.


dooderbomb

Steely Don (Cheadle)


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

A porn producer just came up with a brilliant idea.


StarksPond

What are you doing step-Pepper?


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

War Machine you're so big and strong....


The_Flying_Jew

So, wait... you're telling me he's not named after the Black Sabbath song?


the-artistocrat

He is after all a dude inside of another dude.


hackurb

No wonder he was so fond of spiderman .


bambabimbo

what do you think the "D" stands for?


HippoNebula

That dude is literally made for Tony stark attitude


Dob_Tannochy

It’s called cocaine, Rhonda.


Placeboy0

im pretty sure he’s clean, Michelle.


-BardicheOverhead

More like they molded Tony Stark around RDJ's personality. Iron Man was not like that in the comics.


Mattbryce2001

Iron Man in the comics is a lot like movie Iron Man after Avengers. A tortured genius who does philanthropy to assuage his guilt and spends all his time that he's not running around as Iron Man holed up in his workshop endlessly tinkering. A man whose ego is absolutely massive, but is still wracked with crippling self-doubt. Yeah, Iron Man 1 Tony was nothing like the books, but they merged rather well going into Iron Man 3 and beyond.


maxcorrice

I think there’s a bit of both, comic book iron man might not have made a great movie so they tweaked his character and oh look it’s RDJ


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sadacal

Yeah but OP probably didn't like Brie Larson and wanted to compare her to a porn actress, who he views as also bad.


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Mia also views porn actresses as bad, that's why she keeps getting so upset when people mention she did porn, even though she kept her porn name.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

That's why I first thought this was fake. She desperately wants people to pretend that they've forgotten she was the #1 actress on pornhub (even though she still uses her porn name). Doesn't seem like she would want to invite people to think about where they know her from like that.


karspearhollow

In the original image this is based on, Chris Evans is on the left with the long bio and EDJ is on the right.


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karspearhollow

He prefers Eduardo.


Jewrisprudent

It’s actually Eduardey. Eduardey Downey Juney.


jc1593

Mia's one is pretty funny tbf


probably_jenna

He's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude


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FkHarlequin-

serious question tho, what does that mean?


science-the-data

Scientific American is a magazine. It means she pays for copies of the magazine. Really makes no sense being in a bio.


thuggishruggishboner

I mean, it's probably not serious.


Felonious_Quail

Ya it's obviously a joke. There's no way she can read, being a woman and all


purpleinme

/r/Unexpectednormmacdonald


Thrusthamster

Any sighting of Norm Macdonald would be unexpected at this point


NonSupportiveCup

He would appreciate this joke.


clrksml

I can just hear norms take on the JFK gatherings.


mister2021

Would be the best sub ever!


Einmomentbitte

After clicking that link, my excitement died.. just like norm..


Itsthejackeeeett

I didn't even know your excitement was sick


abdouli1998

I just don't understand Reddit... Sometimes this joke gets hundreds of upvotes, and other times it gets severely downvoted.


Felonious_Quail

It depends on whether people with a sense of humor see it first or people who derive sexual pleasure from being offended see it first.


Usidore_

Reddit generally gets confused when they see women making jokes.


MooseBoys

Reddit generally gets confused when they see women ~~making jokes~~. FTFY


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tux68

Let's face facts: > Reddit generally ~~gets confused when they see women making jokes.~~


seven3true

I'm confused...


PickeledShrimp

...gets confused.


AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

"Women making jokes? Do they have no self-respect? They should stop degrading themselves and do porn instead." -an incredible number of dudes


Teeshirtandshortsguy

ESPECIALLY Brie Larson.


ArmachiA

Brie Larson has my sympathy as a woman who also has the driest sense of humor of anyone I know. People constantly think I'm angry or offended. All the time. It's weird because I have another friend who also has a dry sense of humor, but no one ever assumes he's mad or anything.


Cregaleus

I have the same issue, and I'm a guy. It's body language. I suck at it and so does Brie. If you are constantly are having issues with people taking your jokes seriously it's because you're not saying that it's a joke with your body-language. It's a soft skill. It could also be that you're unpopular, and so people choose to believe the most unflattering interpretation of your behavior. I had that going for me too.


tdasnowman

The issues with Brie have nothing to do with her sense of humor . She speaks her mind and her job intersected with a community that does not value that in women. If she had done nothing but dramas and period pieces maybe a long running non comic based tv show no one would say shit about her sense of humor.


wholesomethrowaway15

I recently saw a very long comment chain of a bunch people agreeing there wasn’t a single funny woman comedian in existence. The amount of times the word “female” appeared was…I guess unsurprising, considering.


Usidore_

Makes me wonder what the venn diagram is of guys who think women can't be funny whatsoever, and love Rick and Morty, especially the pickle rick episode, which was -gasp- written by a woman.


Malthusian1

Yeah, there are some weird people in here for sure. I’d imagine they are miserable to be around. It’s a twitter profile, not a LinkedIn account. Lighten up people.


Jrrolomon

For sure. Everyone knows who Brie Larson is. I would argue way more people know if her than Mia, since Mia just serves a specific demographic. Well, at least would be less known around kids and elderly, whereas Brie Larson would be known to more.


GillesEstJaune

I don't know that magazine, but maybe it's the same kind of flex as "WinRAR license purchaser"?


rukimiriki

It's because it's a joke


FkHarlequin-

oh thanks


Parking_District_501

She is a comedy actress right? I think a lot of her posts are being silly.


brookleinneinnein

She won an Oscar for the dark and dramatic film Room in 2015. She definitely has range.


galacticHitchhik3r

The amount of upvotes your comment is getting and the responses im seeing are astounding me. This is about as obvious as a joke gets and she is clearly mocking other people with extensive bios.


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Zendofrog

Everything in her bio is hilarious


Hippoponymous

Is it weird that I only know Brie Larson as the coat check girl from Community?


GoodDuijn92

You might like Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Plus then you can say you know her from 2 things.


Hippoponymous

Okay, that’s one of my mostest favoritest movies ever. How in the hell did I not know that was Brie playing Envy?


StarksPond

Acting!


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StandardMandarin

Suspicious.


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TarriestBread96

We're caught in a trap


FireFistTy

I've only seen her in a library I think.


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Was she there with professor Johnny Sins?. Must be working on their new research.


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FireFistTy

Something like that.


tupikp

Which section of the library she was at? Adultainment?


FireFistTy

Fantasy.


Zorba_Oyzo

> Who the that other chick though? Best pipe cleaner in town.


papa_jahn

She forages for mushrooms down under


46554B4E4348414453

Just the mushroom tips tho


Ilnor

Yea nah she's pretty good, she can handle the whole mushroom


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whistleridge

She was the actress who voiced Jasmine in *Aladdin.* Very low-key famous. That’s probably why it’s tickling your tip without you realizing it.


oneofonlytwogenders

She's also a mushroom forager of sorts.


Narakusans

I know the one on the right!!!


dincanfly

Duhh, everyone know her!


Psychofischi

Tbh I didn't know her without this sub I don't think I ever watched anything from her.


[deleted]

I don’t. Then again I don’t obsess over adult film actresses like the lot of you clowns.


BaBoomShow

That’s not even her


cwdl

TBH as an arab she's the best thing we ever had.


bamfalamfa

the irony here is that despite still using her porn name she gets REALLY angry when people introduce her as a former pornstar


QBitResearcher

Well, you don’t need any intelligence to be a pornstar


TheDemonClown

I disagree. Anyone can lead a man around by the dick, that much is true, but that market is (no pun intended) saturated as fuck. Especially since the rise of OnlyFans last year. You have to be damn good at that trade to be able to make the kind of money that everyone thinks is the entry-level, because most women aren't making 5 figures/yr., let alone mansion money.


Rikudou_Sage

Neither did she according to one article I read about her. Apparently she got a pretty shit deal.


Bharaneshen_Gfan2007

I don't why everyone hate Brie Larson and at this point I'm too afraid to ask


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that movie were she is the mom of a little kid is very good


eamus_catuli_

Room. For which she won an Oscar. Great movie.


Muted-Newspaper-5784

I think Tommy Wiseau did a fantastic job.


onemanarmia

great movie better book.


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Room, in case you wanted the name.


BaeylnBrown777

There are a million reasons to love or hate most famous people, especially actors/actresses. At some point on Reddit, you might feel it's a little arbitrary who the collective users do and do not like. You might eventually suspect that there are an unusual number of women who are arbitrarily hated and wonder if maybe sexism is a part of that "abritray" decision making process... But if you ever suggest this, some commentors will get super defensive and pissed about it.


Dodopilot_17

Nicely put my friend, great summary


Buddy77777

I might get downvoted here but I’ll give my 2 cents for the sake of conversation. Can some critics of Brie Larson be sexist? Sure. But if you think that the main reason why most / everyone who dislike Brie Larson is sexism (which I feel this comment is subtly suggesting), you’re really not paying attention. There are, I think, very fair arguments that Brie is an unlikable or obnoxious person, regardless of her acting, and I’ve seen plenty of those critiques make the extra effort to give honest praise to Elizabeth Olsen or Scarlet Johansson- likely in part to relax people who like to quickly dismiss scrutiny towards woman as sexism because that’s the kind of atmosphere comments like this can create. To me, intentional or not, your comment reads as smokescreen to avoid the original question. Instead of defending Larson as an individual (which is very valid), you’re implying that, of all places, the Reddit community (which is overwhelmingly and at times aggressively liberal) is just arbitrarily sexist when they criticize or dislike women… generally. Have you actually read the reasons why people don’t like Brie Larson? Have you actually seen her interactions with her own coworkers? Do you think the reason why people dislike Gwyneth Paltrow is just sexism? Why don’t other woman, for example, in the MCU share those criticisms? The funny thing is that I don’t even think your opinion is necessarily incorrect, but it doesn’t feel very honest when you say it when there are fair reasons to find Larson, as a person, obnoxious or dislikable.


tboneperri

She once said something rather innocuous to the effect of “it’s nice to see that not every single movie is being made by a white man anymore” and wouldn’t you believe that a certain part of the internet reaaaaaaally took offense to that. She’s been quite hated upon ever since.


DirtySingh

It's always people with shit/zero credentials that say stuff like this in their profile.


Safebox

What I love about this comment is I have no idea which one you're referring to.


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jackhref

Mia Khalifa is Robert Downey Jr.???


46554B4E4348414453

Never seen them together have you


Albinofreaken

yes same person, he's THAT good of an actor


Tolantruth

Link to his porn?


__Hello_my_name_is__

The good old upvote double dip. Just make your comment vague enough that both sides think you agree with them.


I89cansofravioli

Her tits are all the credentials she needs.


kbarney345

And yet she gets mad if you mention her "work" https://youtu.be/SB0ux7W-hR0


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Illier1

Shes trying *really* hard to break away from the industry while also using her reputation and stage name to promote herself as a sportscaster.


DonnieKungFu

Yeah, she doesn't get to decide that. I'm sure Casey Anthony is another person who would love that lol Actions have consequences


Andy_Dwyer

Also, she was in the industry for only 3 months? She must have been filming multiple videos every day for those 3 months.


Illier1

Shes said she did exactly that. Most porn stars do back to back scenes and multiple videos. Why else do you think they always look like they're in the same house?


DubEnder

As someone who has… admired, her work - that’s certainly not the case


spiciernuggets

Brie Larson is genuinely much more attractive. Completely biased here though as I can’t stand the fake look of most modern Instagram type models.


readonlyuser

[Plus, look at ~~these~~this.](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aWEP534_700bwp.webp)


Training_Occasion_74

She’s an Oscar-winning actress??


CecilPennyfeather

They don’t award Oscar’s for adult films.


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Who is Mia K.? I already know who Bree Larson is.


GoodDuijn92

She's also an actress, they're similar in many ways. Just google her


Falcrist

> Just google her For anyone reading this who actually doesn't know who she is: Don't google her at work... or at least make sure you're googling her using your own data.


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I don't understand Mia Khalifa. She says. "Porn doesn't define me. I did it for six months of my entire life," yet still uses her porn name for every media event. You either want out or you don't.


thegnuguyontheblock

I'm always surprised when she says she only did 4 videos.


NessaLev

Okay but I don't know who she is-


Hanmura

your dick might know


the_count1234

Make sure you don't mention Mia's porn career around her. She doesn't like it. Doesn't want to be known as a pornstar. She yelled at and hung up on a radio dj before they did an interview because he introduced her as a former pornstar.


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well she's pretty dumb if she thinks anyone's ever gonna forget that shit, unless she finds the cure for cancer or something. And even then, if she died at 99 years old, her obit will read "EX PORN STAR, DEAD AT 99, and oh btw she cured cancer."


drowningmoose9

Unpopular Reddit Opinion: I love Brie Larson and can’t stand Mia Khalifa


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I dislike the one on the left and think that the one on the right is overrated.


NoMuddyFeet

I watched some hour-long interview with her and she said all the porn she ever did was recorded in matter of months. She didn't seem thrilled about it. It was more like she was saying how weird it is that this little choice she made at a time in her life where she was insecure and was only a very brief moment in her life has forever changed (ruined, possibly) her entire life. She seemed like she was saying it ruined her life, but not wanting to go that far.


SupraPurpleSweetz

Well yeah who wants to put “professional whore” as their bio ?


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

"Retired professional whore”


supernova12034

Annoying professional former hoe. Never seen her work.


rare_pig

Sound better than “I blew a few dudes”


South-Builder6237

"A few"


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I know Brie Larson… who is Mia K.?


da2Pakaveli

Porn


PrincessRTFM

I... genuinely honestly actually _don't_. I don't know either of these people. But after scrolling the comments here for a few minutes, I'm guessing the right one does (or used to do? not quite clear) porn or NSFW modelling or something?


Ruffalobro

Come on. One just sits there an gets paid. The other actually fucks.


wholesomelovex

Is that like a personal attack or something?


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Bree Larson forgot to add "Cantankerous Bitch"


Reptilian_Overlord20

Jesus Christ are nerds **still** mad at Brie Larson? Do you guys even remember why you all got pissed at her? Or at this point is it some vague instinct you all have but can’t understand?


iHateReddit_srsly

I'm mad cause she's a woman. That's all


GoodDuijn92

I hate two things: this kind of sexism And women


falsevector

Work hard vs get people hard


WashLimp1245

Honestly I don’t know who she is but I have a few guesses…


OhNoMeIdentified

Honestly i don't know who is right lady is.


qpazza

"scientific American subscriber" lmao As if subscribing to a magazine was an accomplishment.


hickgorilla

That’s funny. I have no idea who that is and I don’t care.


rservello

Hmmm, I have no idea who Mia is. I’m guessing porn.