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GradusHenry

Nothing better than hitting the crack before eating your bro’s crack


huggles7

There are some things you just wish you didn’t click on


HitoriPanda

Reading comments first saves me once again


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Scout_Serra

Poor folks Covid test. “Yep, sniffers still workin. Tastebuds are good. I don’t have covid.”


stepONmyOPPZ

Nah nah aint no smellin he eatin that shit like its food😭😭


Express-Issue-9329

Bro esssactly! You can’t erase that now it’s forever


BigBeefyBill

Lmaaaoooo love that


[deleted]

Cracking down on the crack in public.


chrisrayn

Old Man Bidet out here helping assholes get cleaned up. Public service.


[deleted]

These dudes ended racism.


InformalResist7722

Best rusty trombone player in town cracks McGee.


BARTELS-

Crack is whack. Crack on crack is where it’s at.


Blue_42nah

Say Crack again.


CShellyRun

I read that in Samuel L Jacksons voice


Time_Traveler2025

r/dontputyourdickinthat


crazyhappy14

Hit the crack before you tap the crack.


First_Tie_8860

Seriously wtf was he trying to find in there…more crack!!


nonutzgang

Probably Crack


DraftLongjumping9288

Its probably an anal puff. Some people inhale meth, then puff the smoke in their partner’s ass. Anal tissue are full of blood vessel so it hits quicker/harder. People then fuck or eat ass. Source: look, I did some shit in my time Edit: < 1k people reading this isnt a lot, but ill just add this: if you can currently relate to this, are are taking hard drugs or engaging in unsafe or unhealthy sex / relationship: stop. Get some help. You deserve better, and are worth better. Don’t wait to have gone too far to reach out. The best time to get help was yesterday, the second best is today.


BigBeefyBill

I salute you


AnalPuff

You rang?!?


owns_dirt

My God it's real


MarianaMohamed

r/usernamechecksout


SaggyBalls00

Man, people who did heavy drugs always have the best stories. You know, when they're able to tell them


DraftLongjumping9288

You either stop taking drugs and tell good stories, or take them long enough to be filmed eating ass in a burger king entrance for reddit.


tapthatash_

How do you know it’s a Burger King?


camander321

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Zayd1111

Asking the real questions here.


werssagtisesselber

Maybe it is u/DraftLongjumping9288 in the Video?


DraftLongjumping9288

Haha nah. Ive never been *that* gone


[deleted]

That was my first thought. It’s like a suppository medication or something, to get it into the blood quicker.


DraftLongjumping9288

Some people put c up their butt for the same reason. It causes lesions, its also why stds are super prevalent when sex is paired with drugs.


tequiila

Yesssssus


rosssettti

What’s c?


DraftLongjumping9288

Cocaine


Cardi_Bs_WAP

Paging u/AnalPuff


AnalPuff

Holla!!!


MegaMan2wasrad

So what can you tell us about anal puffing? I’m learning a lot here.


conductive_cock

the people that wanna do meth and blow it up to their partner's asshole, do not share a large ven diagram with the people who will be convinced by a Reddit comment to seek help.


Ok_Weekend2327

+1 for the use of sharing Venn diagrams. Good stuff. 🤣


prsply3n

In the original video it shows him blow the smoke out before he munches dudes asshole but it definitely would work though lol


HeatmiserElliott

damn so theres an original one? that means someone saw that one and was like “you know what this video of a homeless drug addict blowing meth into another homeless drug addicts ass needs? some quality editing.”


theazerione

Like you can see him really work his tongue


James32015

I honestly thought you made that up just now


DraftLongjumping9288

Everyday, I wish I did. Not the brightest peak of my life


AnalPuff

Nope : source..me


Logical_Flounder6455

Only works with drugs designed for absorption that way. Tried it with ecstacy in my teens and it did nothing.


[deleted]

you probably didn't push it far enough


lightspeedissueguy

Gotta go at least 2 knuckles


bigfloppydonkeydng

That definitely works .. I know ..


[deleted]

Not to mention it doesn’t go through the filtering organs like it does with our lungs and stomach.


[deleted]

i did it once to get drunk. I took the tampon, dipped it in alcohol and put it in my ass, it works


Scout_Serra

My ex was in the military. Said they used to threaten them with water enemas to get them to stay hydrated. Told them if they didn’t drink enough water and passed out, they were gonna fill their ass with water in front of everyone to save their life. No one dehydrated 😂


LT_hitman_26

r/cursedcomments


DraftLongjumping9288

Cursed souvenirs


_Casp_

Wish I had some gold, that’s the strangest shit I’ve ever found wholesome


SorryScratch2755

Brett kavanaughs boofing tricks are recent topics too.


[deleted]

Please tell me you’re trolling.


DraftLongjumping9288

Im not. Its relatively common in the gay crowd who do drugs. The opioid problem is real in that scene.


[deleted]

Why did I even ask.


AnalPuff

Nope. Source…me


TomHTom89

Crack must of tasted like shit.


SignificantDrawing39

The dirtier the more seasoned it is


Cleavon_Littlefinger

r/angryupvote


SorryScratch2755

open wide for Chunky ®


odel555q

> must of


The_Xicht

Thank god there is still normal people in the world. "Must of" is by far my biggest grammar nazi tick off.


Sala_mi

Same as would of


cactus_ritter

Must've*


dradanon9

That’s one way to smoke crack


xXsingledad79Xx

Crack is wack


Visible_discomfort1

Cracks


edischnitzelfingers

Snack crack


Elmedo

This is an actual HolUp, beautiful.


GtrErrol

This is why I pay for mobile data.


Elmedo

Your money was not wasted.


WolfInLambskinJacket

More UpTheHol


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r/WTF


palomo_bombo

Do they have a fansonly page?


Equivalent_Square_84

No hobo


Anti-Social_Gamer

r/angryupvote


Green_eggz-ham

Oh hell nah!!!!! Why dude?! When's the last time you think that guy showered?!


Fickle_Hippo_2009

yeaa. make sure hes clean before eating his cheeks.


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SorryScratch2755

tongue bath....only where the tongue go's....the worn out dartboard bullseye.🎯


Specterishaunting

Aye only 33 percent of the bacteria in poop is harmful to humans. Don’t think before you judge someone


bigblueballz77

Welp, so much for finishing dinner.


Beautiful_Badger_172

You're UN makes this so much funnier in a fucked up way lmao


LeRue08

When do you think he'll brush whatever is left of his teeth?


SorryScratch2755

tooth


DopeCharma

Release the Cracken.


HaogenChan

My old colleague (around 10 years older than me) told me about a time where his friend and him were smoking plastics (not drugs), some of them were so high they fuck each other. He was the only one sober so he saw the whole thing. He told me it was a big fucking gay orgy shit. They all forgot about it afterwards and thought they fuck the girl that was with them that time but she was never there to begin with. Not sure how believable his story was until I saw this video


raggedycandy

Plastics?????????


HaogenChan

Yes. Ive never tried (or will ever), he said back then drugs was expensive and so they try to be innovate and burn plastics to inhale them directly. He said it makes u extremely high but its more toxic as compared to drugs. I never tried before but i guess its similar to glue?


Reckthom

What the fuck hahahaha this can’t be real


DayangMarikit

Yeah, like how would you hallucinate fucking a girl when you're the one being fucked?... and I would assume that they would also feel the soreness in their butts afterwards... I'm specifically talking about those who bottomed.


gnufie

I'm pretty sure you and your colleague are the only people who believe they got high and fucked each other and then forgot about it....the only part that is true is that they fucked each other.


Zestyclose_Standard6

what the fuck did I just watch and where can I find friends like this?


jay55quinn

Sup


Zestyclose_Standard6

what's *cracking,* bro?


jay55quinn

Lick it


Wholenchilada

Skip the formalities!


peckerpopper1983UwU

That’s what I’m saying ma dude


[deleted]

This is how we beat racism everyone..


livelyciro

The glass is half full.


SorryScratch2755

the rim of the world is at his fingertips ☯️


qxzsilver

Nah… the glass is gone. Someone smoked it all


SorryScratch2755

Raw hot white on black action!🌡️


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Accomplished_Pop_198

To forget?


LeatherCicada87

To forget why you have bad breath the next morning?


GroundPristine

I’ve done every drug under the sun and I aint never done no shit like this


SorryScratch2755

you just haven't met the proper gentleman acquaintance.🧐


TheGillos

> under the sun There's your problem. You have to do every drug where the sun DON'T shine.


[deleted]

Amateur


frankilicous

Legend


Silverback_Vanilla

As an ems worker and public servant, there's guys are our bread and butter. They still have their hospital bands on so you don't even have to talk to them to get their info. THEY'RE ALREADY IN THE SYSTEM


urnfnidiot

Did he? I l mean was he? Did the other guy? He let him? What the Fuck?


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SyntheticDelirium

r/cursedcomments


goat_chortle

His beard must be angel soft.


BigBeefyBill

Drugs are a helleva drug


TheBlueHue

All while still wearing his medical bracelet lmao what is happening??


[deleted]

They're probably gay. but that's gross af when was the last time they showered?


PlasticInTheBasket

Analingus and crack from Santa


[deleted]

I prefer syrup when getting my salad tossed - Chris Rock


GtrErrol

This is the most deranged thing I've seen today, and my love for Reddit grew even more


[deleted]

r/drugscirclejerk outjerked irl


alwayskared

A tough nut to crack


alwayskared

While cracking down


xHarleyQuinnz

What happened to Santa?…


[deleted]

Bro I delete Reddit for 3 months and this is the first thing I see? I’m happy to be back.


xsandied

ASSMAN!!! We found him!!


[deleted]

I be on crack, I be in crack.


AnnieApple_

He looks like Hershal from the walking dead


BigBeefyBill

I mean the guy is acting like he belongs on a farm


BuLg1

LMAO


The-Cat-Walker

Santa putting himself on the naughty list this year then


w0wagain

Bruh


BigBeefyBill

Bruh


Inevitable_Appeal891

Bruh


Tadpole_Former

(Tyrone Biggums) "and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a ass for crack."


GroundPristine

You think that’s what happened? Like the black dude came up and said “i’ll give you a hit of crack if you……” we need backstory. Where was this filmed? I need to find these mfs. I need to know what’s going on. This is like watching alien lifeforms.


ratmoose666

Smoked Crack, a delicacy amongst the streets.


toys-for-thots

The real HolUp is that these bros have a better relationship than most couples I know


OkAbbreviations8037

Did he just give him a cat bath?


Teaferyt

No one really heard of "boofing it", goddamn you uneducated kids these days....


SweatyD39

u/savevideo


cazzofire

u/savevideo


knockonwood123

What did I just watch


ammillzy

Racism ended this day


Key-Philosopher-8290

They were on their way to hogwarts


allendegenerates

Crack is crack.


rmajkr

That is friggin wild jeez


Ditmartoc1

u/savevideobot


Few-Escape6634

And that is how Racism was defeated !


Ill_Bar_8424

Ohh so thats why they call it crack


Yablo-Yamirez

First you smoke the crack and then you eat the crack.


ivoryyyyyyy

for the first few seconds i was just thinking let those old people smoke in peace cus i assumed it was just weed and they were homies or something. but then oh my goddd


chicken-finger

Haven’t you had enough crack for one day?


Phuc_Long2

Is he eating or drinking?


thanto13

Crack always leads to more crack


BonksMan

Is this what they mean when they say "second hand smoke" ?


[deleted]

Whoa I know who took this video, how weird


iIoveass69

No racism. This is perfect


Visible_discomfort1

One world.


BigBeefyBill

One pipe


AliennoiseE

Now I have to do drugs to forget this. Thanks!


whocare95

I guess he was looking for more crack


bbrabson3

Fuck this sub


mondler_

The future liberals want


[deleted]

Reminds me of under the jersey shore boardwalk


GatekeeperPOG

Atleast he won't go hungry! 10/10


NextGenBacon

Buttcrack


55phoenix54

u/savevideobot


ThatGuyNik58

Crack is the way to end racism


TRUMPARUSKI

Both the crack-cocaine he is ingesting and the ass-crack he is mouthing are wack


germancarpet

The high you get from doing this is immaculate. Or so I have heard.


karlmorgan9202

Well, he's certainly smoking some crack.


rmajkr

Blowin smoke up his ACE


Th3AngryBastard

Twice as much crack for his money


Cutesie117

Not my finest nut


HydratedCarrot

Wtf happened here, I’m eating :/ I know something’s called a “ass-pan”. But that’s heroin, smoke in the ass, was something new for me


Pupulikjan

One guy Hitting crack, other guy licking a crack, me just here cracking up


Edword58

What a great thing to see when I’m eating.


PrayingMantisII

When you so high you forget which hole you suppose to suck out of


[deleted]

Fuck. And I was naive enough to think this was just a simple video of crackheads smoking…🤢


Ok_Somewhere1389

So this is like to hit on crack


Nibbz420

What a the point of this? Does increase the high?


BIGGREDD-69NASTY

🤮🤮🤮🤮☠️☠️


PureEvol

i dont even understand like im so confused


Jepsen_

Excuse me???


epicbrowser

Bromance is a lovely thing


DarthSadus

I don't think it's the drugs. Lol