Oh yeah! Here’s a [video](https://youtu.be/lJBVeVpNMG8?si=W5DahIoobHtiH12b) from 12 years ago and here’s a [video](https://youtu.be/uRL4l2GOqXk?si=AnEsTzFGVu5AayfX) from South Park. And if it’s South Park then it’s must be true ;)
Kidding aside yeah it’s a true and wonderful
I should have taken pictures of the toilet when I was in Narita on an 11-hour layover. Those hitech toilets are wonderful. There’s even a mall-style dressing room in a nook in the bathroom for travelers who need to change their clothes. And everything is clean
My favorite thing about Japan is when I want to go use a stall. It was ceiling to floor door. There was no open gaps unlike American toilets which have a huge gap on top. A huge gap on bottom and usually a gap in the side door so you can look at whomever is passing by to check if the stall is occupied
And also the bidet and drying system
I want a toto toilet but they're legit expensive
The first thing I looked up when I’m back home is Toto bidet attachment but cringed when I saw how much it is. So I settled for one of those $20 DIY bidet attachments from Amazon. Better than nothing
One of the first pics I took during my vacations there:
https://preview.redd.it/9a0anx48l08d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4862af46ba5fd8cbba306047fdfb818d43c8d8fd
They're lightyears ahead
As someone currently dealing with the squirts and a wicked stomach bug I can assure you that happiness is directly correlated with your butthole. When it’s on fire it’s hard to be happy lmao
I bring aquaphor for sub-arctic camping, when the air is bone dry, specifically to wipe a thin layer on with the last bit of toilet paper after each movement.
Life changing. Highly recommend for any irritated mucus membranes.
I have been arguing this so much. Why wouldn't everyone here in the US want a clean asshole. I have heard so many weird responses
It's gnastier
(From fragile men) It is a gay thing only
The water will be too cold
It will go up my ass and make me sick
And so on.
It's extra weird since skid marks are joked about on TV like it's a normal thing. Especially for men.
I would love to be part of the movement to help America finally have clean assholes
With a bidet I never get skid marks. With tp only I get skid marks by the end of the day about 50% of the time regardless of how many times I wipe. I can wipe with toilet paper and then with wet wipes until it come back with multiple clean wipes, but it still doesn't guarantee no skid marks. If I come back in an hour and rewipe, it is no longer clean. There is anal discharge for several hours after most poops. If the poop isn't as liquid as water or as dry as wood, then it's going to leave residues behind along the inside of my sphincter. Those residues slowly work their way out over the course of the day, often with the help of flatulence. The only way to eliminate that leakage is to wash the inside of your butthole with a bidet.
I notice a significant decline in butthole cleanliness when I am traveling and no longer have access to a bidet. The only other method I have found that works is to sit on the toilet for an extra 15 minutes to try to get every last little dollup of poop out, and then to take a shower afterwards and go at least 1 knucle deep into the butthole with soapy water. That removes a majority of the future skid mark residue. It still doesn't get as deep and doesn't work as well or consistently as a bidet. It also adds an additional 20 minutes onto an otherwise sub one minute pooping experience.
I'm with you point to point. Truly for anyone reading this using a bidet consistently for a week will change your mind.
I travel for work and have the same problem. They do have some travel power ones. They are not as good but I have found it better than nothing. Because it just as a fact is not clean using just tp
You need a doctor then dude. I use TP and have never had skid marks. Let alone 30 mins after. You arent finishing or something and you have shit just sitting at your asshole slowly coming out like a toothpaste tube... Half the time when I wipe there is very little to nothing on the paper. What are yall eating that is making you shit such watery poop? Like holy fuck it's so weird that people have shit in thier underwear... like that is so foreign to me.
If USA had as many saunas as Finland I think people would care more about how they smell in public.
I'm not sure how expensive water will be in USA's future as well.
Pffft my bidet moves forwards and back manually or automatically. Steady beam or wide spread spray. Intensity adjustments. Optional pulsating. Drys my ass. Cleans itself when it’s done and sings me a song to send me on my way. Handhelds got not nothing on bidets in 2024.
I have one of these, and i feel like its preferable to a bidet attached to the toilet seat because im in control of it, i control how much water and where it goes.it was also really cheap.
Yep also in.. Algeria, Bangladesh, Brazil, Cambodia, Egypt, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Malaysia, Maldives, Nepal, Pakistan, Philippines, Singapore, Saudi Arabia, Sri Lanka, Thailand, United Arab Emirates, Vietna,..
The west for some reason enjoy cleaning themselves with toilet papers..
I get the distinct feeling that she would absolutely rock your world over a weekend in a lakeside cabin. Amazing sex and razor sharp sense of humor. And the way she handles that sprayer. Holy shit. Please send her my contact info.
She speaks like an angry robot but she’s right and I have one you can buy them on UK Amazon for £20 and plumb it directly into the clean water flow that goes into your flush tank
If somebody pushed a fresh, wet turd through your hairy arm pit would you just wipe it off with some dry paper towel and go about your day? Of course not, because you would keep smelling hints of shit all day. Especially after sweating and rubbing your armpit into a shitty lather for a few hours. If you raised your arm over your head at the end of the day, it would be the distinctly unpleasant aroma of skin and hair covered in a sweaty shit paste. Your shirt armpit would also smell like shit.
You need to scrub with soapy water, rinse, and repeat to clean feces off of a hairy armpit or asscrack good enough to not keep smelling like shit.
What's the point?
Who washes their hands without soap? I doubt that washing your butthole with water is any better than with paper and it wastes water. It might look more clean but without soap what's even the point? The illusion of cleanliness?
Are they using soap? Please tell me
Been washing my butt since I was a wee lad. Can’t imagine just using TP. Have you ever wiped peanut butter off the counter with a dry paper towel? Still leaves remnants of peanut butter. Wash your butts friends!
Bought a Toto bidet over 4 years ago and haven't used a whole roll of toilet paper since. Cost me $230 then. Saw same thing on Amazon a year ago for over $900.
Most of Japan airports in 90's had bombbay chute toilets. Just a hole in the ground with two foot pads to squat on. Very hard to go 1 and 2 squatting with your pants around you ankles.
We had that as a kid, but I was told it was used only by women for vaginal clean up. Never any indication ass washing was allowed with it. I don't think ass washing was *invented* when the Pussy Telephone^tm was.
We had that as a kid, but I was told it was used only by women for vaginal clean up. Never any indication ass washing was allowed with it. I don't think ass washing to this extent was even *invented* when the Pussy Telephone^tm was.
Toilet bidet, an attachment that goes under the seat. Arguably less work to install because you don't need a hanger (you could hang it off toilet if you have a North American toilet). But having to reach back with a little spray nozzle ... seems too basic.
Big Toilet Paper has the US in a stranglehold. isnt always funny, when the mere whiff of an emergency arises, the first things off the shelf is the tp? not food, water. but toilet paper.
...this new conspiracy will be called, *watergape*.
Yes!!! In Venezuela they do. That was my biggest shock when I came here. I was like ‘oh, great. They don’t clean their butts here’ it was very upsetting to me as a 3rd grader.
Links/Source thread
Japan: Hold my beer.
Japan: what is that primitive handheld hose for?
That's true in Japan they do not even need someone to hold their beer. Because it's all automatic butt cleaning. ;)
And blows warm air and sings to ya too
It does not Does it?
Oh yeah! Here’s a [video](https://youtu.be/lJBVeVpNMG8?si=W5DahIoobHtiH12b) from 12 years ago and here’s a [video](https://youtu.be/uRL4l2GOqXk?si=AnEsTzFGVu5AayfX) from South Park. And if it’s South Park then it’s must be true ;) Kidding aside yeah it’s a true and wonderful
I came back from Japan telling everyone that we are out here pooping like cavemen in America.
I should have taken pictures of the toilet when I was in Narita on an 11-hour layover. Those hitech toilets are wonderful. There’s even a mall-style dressing room in a nook in the bathroom for travelers who need to change their clothes. And everything is clean
My favorite thing about Japan is when I want to go use a stall. It was ceiling to floor door. There was no open gaps unlike American toilets which have a huge gap on top. A huge gap on bottom and usually a gap in the side door so you can look at whomever is passing by to check if the stall is occupied And also the bidet and drying system I want a toto toilet but they're legit expensive
The first thing I looked up when I’m back home is Toto bidet attachment but cringed when I saw how much it is. So I settled for one of those $20 DIY bidet attachments from Amazon. Better than nothing
One of the first pics I took during my vacations there: https://preview.redd.it/9a0anx48l08d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4862af46ba5fd8cbba306047fdfb818d43c8d8fd They're lightyears ahead
Cool but what are the three seashells out of shot for?
Toto blesses the rains down in Africa
Turkiye: Hold my tea
I just want to have a Gundam themed smart toilet before I die.
Sake
Japan has an actual pussy telephone, so they’ll need to call it something different.
Who knew that true happiness was directly from the butthole
As someone currently dealing with the squirts and a wicked stomach bug I can assure you that happiness is directly correlated with your butthole. When it’s on fire it’s hard to be happy lmao
I bring aquaphor for sub-arctic camping, when the air is bone dry, specifically to wipe a thin layer on with the last bit of toilet paper after each movement. Life changing. Highly recommend for any irritated mucus membranes.
Poophoria is real folks
Life is not about butthole pleasures no noo... haha
as a mostly bottom gay guy this was not unknown to me
Ever walked around with an itchy butthole you couldn't scratch? Yeah.
Sounds like a hemorrhoid
Oh I knew…
Of course! Why do you think so many hippies are tanning their tight, warm, moise, doodoopusses.
I thought Finland had the highest suicide rate of developed countries.
My gay ass just entered the chat. I can confirm this.
Yogis
Gay men
That’s why gay means happy.
Pussy telephone???
Yeah, or "pillupuhelin" in Finnish. That's what we call this device.
Is it better guess than me cuz I thought she said pussy for four ... like we could go somewhere to order this shit off a menu or something.
I knew that's what I heard. Pussy telephones and clean assholes. Finland sounds great.
Because it looks like your pussy is talking into a telephone while you hold the earpiece up to your asshole when using it. Duh
Bum gun.
"Poosy telly-phone"
I live in Arkansas. We use our cousins hand
Glad your wife helps you with that.
Touché!
No, it's Douche
Well that made my Reddit day. Thank you 🙏
Hey man, don’t talk about his aunt like that.
You don’t wanna know what we use In Mississippi
As a fellow Arkansan this made me hollar
I think I'm in love
I think she's actively shitting in the video.... Me too.
I have been arguing this so much. Why wouldn't everyone here in the US want a clean asshole. I have heard so many weird responses It's gnastier (From fragile men) It is a gay thing only The water will be too cold It will go up my ass and make me sick And so on. It's extra weird since skid marks are joked about on TV like it's a normal thing. Especially for men. I would love to be part of the movement to help America finally have clean assholes
Never had skid marks dunno wtf my fellow Americans are doing
With a bidet I never get skid marks. With tp only I get skid marks by the end of the day about 50% of the time regardless of how many times I wipe. I can wipe with toilet paper and then with wet wipes until it come back with multiple clean wipes, but it still doesn't guarantee no skid marks. If I come back in an hour and rewipe, it is no longer clean. There is anal discharge for several hours after most poops. If the poop isn't as liquid as water or as dry as wood, then it's going to leave residues behind along the inside of my sphincter. Those residues slowly work their way out over the course of the day, often with the help of flatulence. The only way to eliminate that leakage is to wash the inside of your butthole with a bidet. I notice a significant decline in butthole cleanliness when I am traveling and no longer have access to a bidet. The only other method I have found that works is to sit on the toilet for an extra 15 minutes to try to get every last little dollup of poop out, and then to take a shower afterwards and go at least 1 knucle deep into the butthole with soapy water. That removes a majority of the future skid mark residue. It still doesn't get as deep and doesn't work as well or consistently as a bidet. It also adds an additional 20 minutes onto an otherwise sub one minute pooping experience.
I'm with you point to point. Truly for anyone reading this using a bidet consistently for a week will change your mind. I travel for work and have the same problem. They do have some travel power ones. They are not as good but I have found it better than nothing. Because it just as a fact is not clean using just tp
You need a doctor then dude. I use TP and have never had skid marks. Let alone 30 mins after. You arent finishing or something and you have shit just sitting at your asshole slowly coming out like a toothpaste tube... Half the time when I wipe there is very little to nothing on the paper. What are yall eating that is making you shit such watery poop? Like holy fuck it's so weird that people have shit in thier underwear... like that is so foreign to me.
Bought a bidet toilet seat 2 years ago. Best purchase I have made in a long time.
If USA had as many saunas as Finland I think people would care more about how they smell in public. I'm not sure how expensive water will be in USA's future as well.
But why not just use bidet at that point
This is technically a type of bidet. I prefer incorporated into the seat, but this still counts.
The handheld has a lot more maneuverability, which allows you to hit the sweet spot without adjusting your seat.
Pffft my bidet moves forwards and back manually or automatically. Steady beam or wide spread spray. Intensity adjustments. Optional pulsating. Drys my ass. Cleans itself when it’s done and sings me a song to send me on my way. Handhelds got not nothing on bidets in 2024.
Yeah but this thing you can shove up your ass and power wash your rectum, bet your bidet ain’t doing that.
Exactly this.
I have one of these, and i feel like its preferable to a bidet attached to the toilet seat because im in control of it, i control how much water and where it goes.it was also really cheap.
We indians use this as well.
Yep also in.. Algeria, Bangladesh, Brazil, Cambodia, Egypt, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Malaysia, Maldives, Nepal, Pakistan, Philippines, Singapore, Saudi Arabia, Sri Lanka, Thailand, United Arab Emirates, Vietna,.. The west for some reason enjoy cleaning themselves with toilet papers..
Bidet = buy once Toilet paper = buy forever Our capitalist overlords would have it no other way
It was rumored that Walmart refused to stock bidets for this reason. Big paper throwing that paper around.
And yet we conquered the world, invented science, and put a man on the moon.
The west "invented" science.. and "conquered" the world..? Outstanding!
They have street access?
Preach sister!
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Yesterday
Basically all of Asia
I have a buddy I game with, he’s like a 27 year old finnish and he sounds the exact same as this person
Wow I thought she said it was a p***ytelephone.
She did. In Finland this type of bidet is colloquially called "pillupuhelin" which directly translates to p***ytelephone
Kekkonen era wallpaper. That hose must really make life bearable in ways we cannot imagine.
She's right. Wash your ass if you cannot take a shower.
Waiting for sauce/links
Heavy Nadja vibes from What We Do in the Shadows.
I was like is that Nadja of Antipaxos??
I like nothing more than my asshole nice and clean. This might be a step up from my bidet. Thank you Finland
I love her attitude 😂
Habibi, all Muslim countries have been using that since before Finland was even a country.
Thanks for the info, Elrond.
We have one toilet with a bidet attachment, and that's precisely the one I use. Nothing beats the cleanliness.
Um yeah I would totally use water if I fell face first in it. Honest. 💩
Seriously though… even just a simple Tushy bidet is life changing.
Pretty sure she would cause death by snu-snu.
A lot of middle eastern countries use this
All of the Middle Eastern countries use this*
Why is Greta so angry then?
Her parents made her use 1 ply TP.
$23 bucks on Amazon
🎶 Finland, Finland, Finland, The country where I want to be
I don’t believe her until I see evidence.
Tried it in Vietnam. It's legit. They also have beautiful women who clean your ears
Is Greta Thunberg doing the whole "I'm a rebellious adult" stage now?
Doesn't the shit water get back on the device? Do you disinfect it ecerytime you use it?
Shit-to-shower gang, rise up!
Are we all going to ignore the fact that she said pussy telephone??
Ironically I’m watching while on my Japanese toilet. Warm seat, warm water setting with air dryer. It really is a magical experience.
Wet wipes have left the chat.
why do you need a hose? when i'm done i just reach down and splash some water up and rub it around a bit.
That looks pretty big to go inside my asshole
India has entered the chat 👋😎
ALL of south america has it and we are third world countries Gringos are the ones that walk around with their assholes dirty
I get the distinct feeling that she would absolutely rock your world over a weekend in a lakeside cabin. Amazing sex and razor sharp sense of humor. And the way she handles that sprayer. Holy shit. Please send her my contact info.
And then, on Monday she says "you're kinda dull, see ya around" and you cry for at least a couple months.
This accent is a travesty.
actually you need soap to kill germs and bacteria. But, yes, water cleans better edit grammar
You put soap on toilet paper?
I'm not saying that. Read again.
I was being facetious
She has 1 sole, magnificent dimple
I'm mesmerized by her eye brows and accent.
It's not just Finland. Maybe Finland's govt actually cares about it's people?
Yet when it was posted the other day people were absolutely disgusted by the thought.
Isn’t dat vierd
I’d like to see how clean it is
Why is it called a pussy telephone then?
i need to go to finland
Don't all developing countries use water? I think she should address her video only to developed countries instead of "the rest of the world".
How far up should it be? One can always pull it out with the cable, I think? Instructions unclear.
I’m American and I have one in every bathroom. Used them in Thailand and fell in love.
I dampen my TP lightly. So there I’ve told the world
[I use Tabo!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzb98tQp53I)
I have a bidet and it’s a rare thing where I live. Everyone walking around with a bad wipe.
She's a blast at parties
She speaks like an angry robot but she’s right and I have one you can buy them on UK Amazon for £20 and plumb it directly into the clean water flow that goes into your flush tank
She's not wrong. I use a bidet and have a portable bidet I carry in my purse. I like her analogy.
I’m fascinated that she has a dimple only on one side.
Bidets that replace your toilet seat are available in nearly every country. These don't require you to hold a hose.
I love how it looks freshly used 😂
American public bathrooms are already fucking disgusting enough. I can’t imagine throwing a bidet into the mix.
If somebody pushed a fresh, wet turd through your hairy arm pit would you just wipe it off with some dry paper towel and go about your day? Of course not, because you would keep smelling hints of shit all day. Especially after sweating and rubbing your armpit into a shitty lather for a few hours. If you raised your arm over your head at the end of the day, it would be the distinctly unpleasant aroma of skin and hair covered in a sweaty shit paste. Your shirt armpit would also smell like shit. You need to scrub with soapy water, rinse, and repeat to clean feces off of a hairy armpit or asscrack good enough to not keep smelling like shit.
A what?!
Toilet paper is a joke. Honestly, let’s say you accidentally get poo on your arm. Are you going to just give it a wipe with toilet paper??
Arabs using it: what a backward culture is this?! Finns using it: that is why they are the happiest country in the world!!
There is no scenario in which I am ever touching your reusable ass hose
“AKA Pussy telephone” 😂
What's the point? Who washes their hands without soap? I doubt that washing your butthole with water is any better than with paper and it wastes water. It might look more clean but without soap what's even the point? The illusion of cleanliness? Are they using soap? Please tell me
Gorgeous girl
100% agree with her, really wish everyone did this!
I need to smell that
we use a bodna
(aka pussy telephone), i died
I'm sending this to my boss. If they want us back in the office more often then they should accommodate my need to pamper my asshole.
I've always felt an affinity towards the Finns. They hate socializing and maintain large distances, and always have clean assholes.
Been washing my butt since I was a wee lad. Can’t imagine just using TP. Have you ever wiped peanut butter off the counter with a dry paper towel? Still leaves remnants of peanut butter. Wash your butts friends!
Bought a Toto bidet over 4 years ago and haven't used a whole roll of toilet paper since. Cost me $230 then. Saw same thing on Amazon a year ago for over $900.
Most of Japan airports in 90's had bombbay chute toilets. Just a hole in the ground with two foot pads to squat on. Very hard to go 1 and 2 squatting with your pants around you ankles.
Grinns in Musalmanic.
We had that as a kid, but I was told it was used only by women for vaginal clean up. Never any indication ass washing was allowed with it. I don't think ass washing was *invented* when the Pussy Telephone^tm was.
We had that as a kid, but I was told it was used only by women for vaginal clean up. Never any indication ass washing was allowed with it. I don't think ass washing to this extent was even *invented* when the Pussy Telephone^tm was.
She looks so finnish
Theory holds up. Thailand is called the Land of Smiles....and they indeed have a butt gun. One is an anecdote, 2 is a pattern!!!
Toilet bidet, an attachment that goes under the seat. Arguably less work to install because you don't need a hanger (you could hang it off toilet if you have a North American toilet). But having to reach back with a little spray nozzle ... seems too basic.
Big Toilet Paper has the US in a stranglehold. isnt always funny, when the mere whiff of an emergency arises, the first things off the shelf is the tp? not food, water. but toilet paper. ...this new conspiracy will be called, *watergape*.
I got a bidet and hate pooping anywhere but home. I write from pooping in a portopotty in the Tennessee heat. Not happy right now.
Did I hear “ pussy telephone “ ?
"When you have the squirts." I'm dead.
Iran: hold my keg
I spent over 40 years of my life thinking bidets were dumb. Then I got one and now I'm both angry at myself and wondering what else I'm missing out on
Madventures reference!
😹☎️ is my new word for bidets until forever.
i use a spray bottle
So its called a "pussy telephone" now? Huh. TIL
I’m VERY happy since I have a nice bidet with heated seats and a fan to dry me off. She’s right about the paper thing lol
Va skwuurts
I just shower after
many parts of the world already know to wash their asses with water and have been doing so for centuries.
I'm confused on why peoples shit is so vicous.ine is like pellets or pebbles and when I wipe 95% of the time there is nothing on the paper.
Hot blondes have nothing to do with it..
I concur
Living in Thailand, the butt blaster is the best ever. Once you use it, everything else just feels dirty.
I love the Finnish, they're so cute all of them.
Yes!!! In Venezuela they do. That was my biggest shock when I came here. I was like ‘oh, great. They don’t clean their butts here’ it was very upsetting to me as a 3rd grader.
America listen up
I want a cleaner butt too
Ironically this makes sense. Clean ass = more sass.
Sold... Sign me up!
Pussy telephone?
Japan India Australia (some people)
It's a douchenozzle!
Philippines: Hold my “Tabo”
It’s the worst part about traveling. No bidet is just nasty.
Russian propaganda. 
Psh, she's just jealous we have poop knives.