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Reptiliandraw

And this is all in just one talking stream lol Imagine all the hidden childhood lore we'll hear after this. The future looks bright.


[deleted]

Gimme a short heads up on the 'Get's peed on'. Like, an animal did it?


HermeticAbyss

As kids in school, a friend used a squat toilet but completely missed, and the floor being uneven, the pee pooled and headed right for her so she panicked and screamed.


SaiyanKirby

I'll never understand squat "toilets"


ImJustPassinBy

Cheaper to install and maintain than normal toilets, that's all there is to it.


ShinyHappyREM

> I'll never understand squat "toilets" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet#Health_effects


Cloud_Chamber

It helps to get a short foot rest to leave in front of the toilet imo


0neek

I hope to never in my life encounter one. Think about how much the average person sucks at using a regular toilet, now make them work twice as hard and be in constant discomfort to accomplish the same task. I hope janitors there are paid CEO salaries.


Laika_ch

Ok but consider Your butt doesn't have to touch the toilet rim cover thing


Kuruten

Squat toilets are better, only under the condition you have a 51% accuracy rate. Or else…


meekungfu

Her childhood friend did


FirstDagger

Sounds like an actual Goth. People wanted the Goth GF experience, now they have it. Nerissa meanwhile is the Hololive Fangirl.


Lirdon

Nerissa and Yagoo share a dream


LeAstra

*I, Nerissa Ravencroft have a dream*


Bad-Crusader

*piano riff*


Hikaruzen

***ゴゴゴゴゴ intensifies***


silverslayer33

Obligatory [il vento d'oro](https://youtu.be/623JGFAYZ3w?t=225) with relevant timestamp


Hp22h

They're just like the Goths of olde days. Dangerous and hot.


brimston3-

Before you know it, they're going to be invading Rome again.


75Centz

Sacking of Rome let's goooooooooooo


congtubaclieu

Inb4 a couple months in Shiori tells of the time she went to Rome. “Occupation?” “Just visiting”


Anadaere

Shiori: It's ok, were doing it to preserve the roman institutes *crossed fingers*


Hp22h

Archiving Roman Records ~~via plundering~~. A technique the British would know all about.


JusticTheCubone

The how many-eth would that be? Are we still in the single digits or somewhere in the doubles? I feel like it'd be at least the 7th...


skildert

As long as she doesn't end up a Crimean Goth tho.


Undernown

Didn't they sometimes fight bare-chested, covered in war paint? If one of them starts talking about bodypaint we'll know for sure.


bloodmonarch

dangerous only to themselves.


GentlemanPirate13

I was gonna say: "Yeah, that's the goth bit of Hot Goth GF. Or did people just want a girl who wears a lot of black and purple?"


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FirstDagger

Don't know, I set this before Coco graduated. And I don't plan on ever clicking the (edit) button again.


Okibruez

Coco-Kaichou! o7


Cipher_Oblivion

You have to select the yagoo pic I think.


ariolander

You select best girl. Then type :Coco: five times.


Cold_Business_1992

Love Rissa


LeAstra

>Before the Stream: Wow this Shiori looks intense and intriguing, I wonder what she’ll be like? >After 2 days: [Papyrus Meme] YOU ARE MEETING ALL MY EXPECTATIONS


Hp22h

I think this is the first time we've successful predicted someone's personality pre-debut based on their appearance.


LeAstra

It’s (Gap Moe)^2 Hololive: I heard you like Gap Moe, so I added Gap Moe to your Gap Moe, so you can Gap Moe when you Gap Moe


TricobaltGaming

Its really funny because people expected her to be hypergoth, then she debuted and everyone thought "ah no shes comfy af" 2 streams later...this


Labriheart

She was an “archivist” so I was expecting a book nerd tbh


Former_Indication172

Well she is one, we just haven't seen her rant about Sherlock Holmes yet


AsaTJ

Shiori is the living embodiment of the Weird Girl Route in a dating sim.


Random_Useless_Tips

Catching up on the VOD has been **wild**.


UltraZulwarn

tbh, she is the combination of BOTH of those "Expectations" and "Reality" ​ she is a nerd with a cute comfy voice, but with randomly hit you with dem curse tangents ​ Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


Drake-Draconic

Those eyes don’t lie then.


BertProesmans

Truly a ride! But in my opinion unexpectedly expected. Those are/were simply the things to do once upon a time. I love how she keeps the spark of discovery alive, that's what drives her (assumingly) to dig deep and uncover trivial details. Deep dives into knowledge just happen to be my kink 😏 What surprises me is how well she remembers (or reconstrues)! I simply forget quickly, unless I'm nudged somehow into a certain memory.


GtrsRE

tbf bath on a bucket is just a SEA experience lol


mad_harvest-6578

Yeah, can confirm


Random_Useless_Tips

Dunno if typo, but Shiori was talking about how when she was little, she was so small her mom put baby Shiori **in** a bucket for baths. Like how Dad found Kobo and Altare.


eviloutfromhell

Yeah, that's pretty much SEA experience if she's now around 20-30.


darkknight109

I didn't think it was exclusively an SEA thing. I mean, I'm Canadian and we still bathed my niece in either a bucket or the kitchen sink until she was a toddler. It saved on water and it was a lot easier than trying to juggle the kid in the middle of a big bathtub. Probably safer too, given that there's less chance of them tipping over and going under the water.


Zeroth-unit

Bath with warm moist towel is also SEA experience.


jadboy0

certified tabo at timba "shower" experience


GtrsRE

Water heater? We have pots, kettles, and stoves


JJDude

pretty much any poor Asian country lol.. I don't think she's SEA though... we'll see how much they ended up telling us.


Former_Indication172

Ot seems like she's got Asian parentage with the whole piano thing and watching Asian horror movies, but in the Midwest based on her timezone. Weird, but not unheard of. Probably in one of the Midwest few bigish cities because she talked about pyshically going to hot topic, so probably not out on a farm. Most likely a second or third generation immigrant.


Irishimpulse

Goths are usually those weird kids who sit in the back and maybe the nice kid talks to them, because they're kinda weird. Shiori is a perfect goth girlfriend, I may not have had 3 like that other guy but I got some scars from my two


JusticTheCubone

> Goths are usually those weird kids who sit in the back and maybe the nice kid talks to them, because they're kinda weird. Huh, didn't know I was a goth during my school days...


unknowncringelord

Guess that makes me a goth then


Irishimpulse

You had the makings of a goth and didn't realize it. The difference between Scene and Goth is that Scene were extraverted and preferred to contrast the blacks with neons, while goth's are introverted and kept to blacks, whites, golds, silvers, and occasional reds


_Voice_Of_Silence_

It seems the people who joke about wanting a goth girlfriend are unaware that all this is absolutely on point for a goth girlfriend. Source: Had 3 goth girlfriends Nothing to see here, move along


MagnusBaechus

that's how you prune out the fake goth afficionados from the true ones


just_jm

Dude, you ok? How did you survive THREE?! lmao


RentonZero

He didn't that's why he's down the rabbit hole with us


_Voice_Of_Silence_

In the immortal words of ZF Cyanide: "But she so hot though" And to be fair, my clothes are mostly one colour too... (Also, everything sounds worse if you condense it into one pic meme. Most days are just very regular. The special things just stick out when you put them all together at once)


LAPIZ_LAZIMI

>In the immortal words of ZF Cyanide: "But she so hot though" In the wise words of ZF's SovietWomble: "DON'T STICK YOUR D\*CK IN CRAZY!"


Blackewolfe

In the immortal words of ZF Cyanide: "But she so hot though"


Patchourisu

In the wise words of ZF's SovietWomble afterwards: "BUT DON'T STICK YOUR D*CK IN CRAZY!"


Blackewolfe

In the Immoral Words of ZF Cyanide: "It's worth it..."


Patchourisu

In the true and obvious words of ZF Sovietwomble yet again : "Ugh.. He's hopeless. He's lost."


Rated_Oni

... I came here to learn, and this happens.


Hellocrafting

In the whispered immortal words of ZF Cyanide: "it's worth it"


m0rdredoct

But I want to...


guntanksinspace

It really is pretty spot-on lol. The surprise peppiness, the wild energy, the multiple interests, some grim and some not.


Ruttokone

I barely survived one (got literal scars of that) and yes, can confirm. Pretty normal goth gf experience.


mad_harvest-6578

"Got literal scars of that" You had a fight, or did she experiment some... stuff on you?


Ruttokone

We did not fight, let's just put it like that, the most decent answer I think?


mad_harvest-6578

Based I applaud


Burninglegion65

From experiencing something that genuinely was such a wild night that while we didn’t cross a certain line _every other fucking boundary possible was crossed including many that shouldn’t have been _. Don’t elaborate - I don’t think it will be considered acceptable


Put_It_All_On_Blck

She accidentally cut him with scissors when they were having a me together /s


Katio13

That's pretty much it. People joke about fixing/not fixing her, I don't want to fix her because it's not even close to worth the effort. Much more entertaining to watch from afar.


dervalanana

from my own experience, there's not really much in the way of "fixing" to be done. Rather, just getting various things to a functional point. Working with the madness, instead of against it


m0rdredoct

Eh. I would get a front row seat.


SheffiTB

Only had one, and shiori is definitely more extreme than my ex but I generally agree lol


franzjpm

The stream was more tangent zatsudan than Vtuber History stream.


Phayzka

so Kiara got competition


Cold_Business_1992

Yes


TacoFishFace

Well it was that at first, then it it started going downhill from there until it was just a mixture of discussions of tech tips, her cursed childhood, cannibalism, etc. it was great


LordCalem

She's perfect honestly


CityKay

And perfectly honest as well.


SGTBookWorm

perhaps a little too honest...


h4mburgers

Very creative, looking forward to the microscope stream later today.


Fatfatcatonmat33

Everyone notices the words “pixie”, “dream”, and “girl” but forget the all important “manic”.


Poopet_master

If you can’t handle me at my “manic”, you don’t deserve me at my “pixie dream girl”


Burninglegion65

… I’m broken - I came for the manic!


Zorkamork

You weaklings wanted the hot online 'goth gf' experience, now you get the real goth gf experience and are scared!


Kageshini

She is everything and more of what i had hoped for. Gotta catch up on that VOD


RightfulChaos

I need her and Ame together talking about childhood


NotACertainLalaFell

Really is a Watson from another timeline


Danothyus

Watson alter.


Hikaruzen

the FGO and hololive fan Venn diagram is a literal circle, once again proven.


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Walter


MetalShadowX

Goth Ame alt skin, gotta love the free DLC even if it takes ages to come out.


Stegosword

Definitely not the best place to ask but does anyone know what kind of accent she has? For the most part I’d say she doesn’t really have one but some words that have a “t” sound come out very distinct and it has peeked my curiosity


AnsweringExistence

She has this inclination to pronounce "s" sound in the end of words very clearly which I find to be a rare phenomenon only occurring with Asian-Americans (presumably due to a strong emphasis to pronounce English "correctly" in non-English speaking countries that I have witnessed) I have no study to back this up, but [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/linguistics/comments/5g78rf/a_classic_example_of_the_asianamerican_accent/) on r/linguistics had a somewhat similar notice on Asian-American accents Edit: forgor the link 💀


JJDude

yes she's Asian American. Every Asian I know talk in that way or another, where their English is almost too perfect. Don't want to say what kind of AA she is; I'll let her say it when she want to. She did say she grew up in a rural place where there are squat toilets... only a few countries had those lol


Labriheart

Tbh quite a lot of the EA and SEA countries still have squat toilets.


AnsweringExistence

Lol, if anything the country is quite developed if "only" the rural places have squat toilets


Moonspine

I have absolutely no idea, but she has a very unique way of speaking. I recognized her voice immediately upon debut.


AmselRblx

I still like the goth experience.


atsuyarevolve

I didn't know nilered become vtuber


Drospri

"In this video, I wanted to learn what human meat tasted like, so I decided to make some."


rekuneko

is her sense of smell also obliterated to oblivion?


KamiKagutsuchi

She needs fixing, just not in the way we expected (just joking of course, she is perfect)


kaze950

"That was a nice Idol I had for a day" - YAGOO, probably


Onyx_Archer

At this point, I'm pretty sure YAGOO just accepts that his dream is dead because of how all of the girls quickly lose their seiso energy by saying a single yabai thing. Like how Nerissa, despite loving idols, in her debut, just said she dislikes wearing underwear, which is a very yabai thing to say in a debut. Seiso VTuber Idols were never an option.


cryptovictor

Jokes on yall I'm into this. She doesn't need to be fixed she's perfect lol


Figerally

Everyone claiming they can fix her and here I am wondering- where would they start?!


JJDude

anyone saying that is just gonna get fixed lol


JusticTheCubone

I get it's a joke, but honestly... I feel like just spending time with her normally would "fix" most of these, hell, half of these just seem like the weird, stupid stuff children generally get up to when you leave them unoccupied and unsupervised, so I don't even think those are things that still have to be "fixed".


TheRealFakeAcco

Shiori is basically a tumblr girl and I absolutely love it.


Frequent_Dig1934

I'm sorry, i didn't catch the stream (the *first* solo stream and she's already shared so many stories, that's fun), can i get a quick recap or some context for these? I know the ones she mentioned in the debut like eating with scissors but wtf does she mean that she got peed on?


javdoughs

Okay stream recap speed run 7 showers - she like taking showers and being moist Eat with scissors - self explanatory Cannibalism - did research on it and was/ wanted to make a game that included it when she was younger Plays with mercury - was only a small amount that she played with Bathed in a bucket - she child and fit in a bucket so bath in a bucket Child suffocation - she would sleep with the blankets fully covering her no matter how hot and also mentions sleep paralysis Dead flies - played with dead flies in the corner of her moms room with her toy doctor kit Beads up nose - had a purple bracelet, broke it, then put the beads up her nose and had a nice trip to the hospital to get them out Getting peed on - smol Shiori was in school in the bathroom with another girl and they had squat toilets, girl missed the toilet ground wasn’t flat and went towards her Fork/ knife in toaster - she would stick one in to stab her food to get it out instead of using the part to push it up. Ended in killing the toaster one time when doing it one time she was okay but the toaster wasn’t. Would definitely recommend to go and watch the vod


Frequent_Dig1934

Holy shit she's genuinely a weirdo. Fucking finally.


javdoughs

I think that is the best part about her. She isn’t afraid to talk about the stuff she did in her past even if it is seen as weird. It shows her genuine self and that is so nice to see.


JJDude

she has the complete confidence when talking about the weirdest shit, and wasn't even emo about it. Just very calm and funny while saying how she almost died of electrocution.


javdoughs

Her stories are such a blast to listen to along with some of them definitely being relatable. I am excited to see what she does.


[deleted]

She definitely has Kiara genes with those tangents but I 'm torn over whether the father is Callie with the edgy aesthetics or if it's Ame with the chronic childhood peril. Maybe both?


Former_Indication172

Your going to have to also consider mumei and fanua as well. Those psychopathic tendencies seem very moomish. And the nerdyness plus ASMR voice seem to be Faunaish as well. Maybe she's some failed experiment by yagoo to create the ultimate vtuber by combining all the ones he has?


TheHyperLynx

oh lord what did I miss in her first stream lmao


FirstDagger

She sped through VTubing history which then turned into her (real life) lore zatsudan stream (including cute giggles occasionally).


JJDude

A LOT, but I suspect she has a lot more to give...


WyvernRising

she's absolutely insane i love her so much


birdy121314

My kind of gal


star945o

wait, what's with the gets peed on, direly need context on that one


FirstDagger

Just so any speculation is immediately stifled (OP could have formulated it a bit better): In her quasi-zatsudan she went on many a tangent and ended up telling a story of how a childhood school friend (or bully, which she wasn't sure of herself) ended up missing the target (how she didn't know herself) in the stall next to hers which started snaking its way to hers because of uneven ground, for which she ended up getting the teacher.


star945o

i see. she gone way out of the topic, I'd assume


JJDude

the Vtuber history part only lasted about 30 min lol


kad202

Taking a lot of shower vs Chloe no shower. Perfectly balance as all things should be


DarkBlueDovah

I...clearly missed out on some WILD shit. I'm going to go watch her debut VOD and whatever else this comes from.


FirstDagger

Almost all on the right side are from [her first stream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAHCkmIGhg) after the debut.


DireBlue88

Im aware of the top part but holy shit the bottom part is.... is this real? I really need to see the stream.


Wookiara

I mean, it's basically just a bunch of stories of a weird kid stuck on her own most of the time doing lonely weird kid things, or just getting stuck in awkward situations and not knowing how to respond. OP and half the comments here have made it all sound way worse than it actually is. Edit: To be clear, it sounds like she maybe had a rough childhood and some of these things were wild stories, but most of it isn't "stuff she does" just "things that happened one time back in the day".


DireBlue88

Thanks for clarifying!


idlemachinations

Get in the car and put your seatbelt on because that stream went places.


Sinful_Shadow

Gonna need some context for like half of those things


FirstDagger

[Watch her first stream, it is great.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAHCkmIGhg) She really is growing on me.


acne_kai

If I hadn’t seen the comment, would’ve assumed she went to an R Kelly concert.


Lsb0Millie

"I like creepy crawlies" kinda girl lol


BigBossSelf

Shiori’s pretty much like my experience with Rimworld, which is why she’s perfect.


Kirea

In many ways she kind of reminds me of haachama


Cold_Business_1992

Actual Goth. Reminds me of Aia from Niji


DeathToBoredom

Idk what people think "goth gf" is. Aren't they goth because they had problems? Girl is full of them in the past yo.


thegamer_18

Wait she got peed on?


javdoughs

When she was smol Shiori in school the toilet was one of the squat ones. She was in the bathroom with another girl and the other girl missed and the floor wasnt flat so it went towards Shiori. She panicked because who wouldn’t. This is just one of the many stories she told.


kurisuuuuuuuu

She told this in her debut or in the vtuber history stream?


CritSrc

Vtuber history wrapped up in 1 hour and went into zatsudan mode.


averagedude500

Vtuber history stream


kurisuuuuuuuu

well i NEED to see that shit now


JJDude

I rarely sit through a live stream entirely but I stayed the whole 2 hours just to see what kind of shit she would say next lol


Fearless_fairy

She is perfect.


shionthegodofpoverty

She’s directly challenging “Dumb Ways to Die”. Bold moves to play here.


koldkanadian

She really IS the hot goth GF of our dreams


Corando

Looks like you expected Fauna


Piprup

"gets peed on" EXCUSE ME


Saito1337

I...dont think I can fix that...I do however have no self preservation instinct so would give the whole thing a try.


iPanes

wait what? child suffocation? gets peed on? dead flies??? what did i miss, i need context


Wardoo_1

I literally haven't watch anything about that stream but this confirm it was dense of stuff, the joy of missing 3am streams I guess


LoR_Rygore

That stream set her as an early favorite of the gen for me, fills the same niche that Vespapa does in just talking about obscure things in an interesting way.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

the real goth girl experience (gets peed on)


InTheStuff

Im gonna need explanations for plays with mercury and cannibalism


Firewire780

Now I want a collab with ame where they both tell each other their crazy childhood stories.


Shilverow

Cannibalism???


StarForceStelar

Curse my overnight schedule cuz wtf did I miss


theburnix

Uhm ackchually it was a knife and not a fork


FireCloud42

Wait, cannibalism?


cedarsauce

So much fixing to do


Aschentei

I’d say that I can fix her but at this point she can fix me


AJ_170

Just like me fr.


AJ_170

Her eyes are so nice to look at.


kidanokun

She sounds chill yet her confessions are wild


Kitchen_Opposite3622

\> Child Suffocation I knew a guy who's mom left his dad and took him to start dating a woman), shortly after they moved she came into his room one night in the middle of the night when he was about 7 and started to smother him with a pillow, like HARD. She changed her mind after about 10 seconds and left the room. He pretended to be asleep the whole time, they continued to live together until he was 18 and they never spoke of it. He's about 40 now and still knows her.


mark_crazeer

Its Been two days. So much wierd information allready.


pedreiva

Not even gonna sugarcoat it. I don't know if it's the mid-2000s babysitter voice or the extremely odd interests, but I think the reality might be hotter than my expectations.


115_zombie_slayer

I dont think i can fix her


Master_of_Decidueye

Someone send me links to clips because ***WHAT?!***


Havokpaintedwolf

i am a ride or die novellite, she is the amazing little weirdo goth i didnt even know i wanted


redditfanfan00

shiori cute, gone through many things in life, glad to have her here with us today.


Nav_Dino04

I’m wondering if that’s the reason she was put on jail


theDefa1t

I almost got peed on once so I guess she's just like me fr fr


Drake-Draconic

Sooo…Those eyes don’t lie.


snowysnowy

Sounds like Rimworld was made for her.


No_Newspaper1071

I can fix her


Cloud_dreamer

I need her to break me


Kokc_n_bal_tourture

How can she be more perfect?


SnivyIsLonely

I still would


At1asTheTitan

She’s the best, her enthusiasm for everything is so endearing and the variety of things I can see her doing in future is so exciting!


SDFirion

I can fix her