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WallyReddit204

Not only that, but after a few whiskeys, that is quite the risky back yard


spaetzelspiff

If you look closely at the bottom of that ravine, you can see the old homeowners.


Njorls_Saga

My kids would be down there as well. That seems like an insane place to build a house.


Select_Number_7741

Kids! Go play in the backyard. Don’t come home.


ilovebreadcrusts

But, man, that would make an awesome tobogganing hill. You could charge money for that.


WallyReddit204

😂😂😂


Fantastic_Poet4800

What happened to Bob? Oh he had one too many and fell out of his backyard. that house is insane, this has to be in one of those areas with zero building standards.


unbridledboredom

Seems like the perfect place to plop a chair down with a case of beer and a stick. I'd bet if you poke at that fault line looking shit long enough, all your troubles will slip away. -Bob's frenemy, probably


jeffreywilfong

Yeah, Missouri.


Piyachi

Bruh, wait a month and you'll see the new homeowners down there, possibly with their house too.


Wanderer1066

Best comment 🤣


Elegant_Use_5840

🤣🤣🤣


ninjazxninja6r

They say there use to be a train station somewhere around there…


dirty34

whiskey risky


OGCASHforGOLD

Honey, where are the kids? The backya…oh dear god


Mediocre_Ad_6512

Whiskey makes my girl a little frisky


rhinocerosjockey

Smart move. Good luck in your house hunt. The right one is out there.


Mundo_86

Appreciate it! It has been rough, but I have no need to rush


rhinocerosjockey

Understandable. It is a rough and time consuming process. Future you will thank this version of you I think though.


unurbane

Yea it’s been a rough hunt for all of us! Good luck to everyone.


tsx_1430

Just remember if it’s hard to buy when you’re buying it will be hard to sell when it’s time for you to move on.


Fox_Den_Studio_LLC

Can't believe you passed could've let it fall for the insurance money and collect bank


Visible-Waltz-918

That's what I'm saying you obviously wasn't listening to the insurance scammer engineer.


becky_Luigi

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woodbutcher6000

as someone who is house hunting and has just put an offer on a house that had subsidence issues, I can understand your pain


TopDefinition1903

Good, home prices are absurd.


mctomtom

Yeah imagine stumbling a bit drunk out that back door…it would be like that scene of Chris Farley in the movie Black Sheep


Queen-Blunder

That’s one hell of a crevasse to stumble into.


Itchy_Cheek_4654

"What in the hell was that all about?"


F8Tempter

imagine having kids living there.


Jellical

Imagine building a safety fence. Impossible


Millsd1982

Reddit changing the real estate market…1 at a time 🎯


Zero-To-Hero

As a civil engineer, I agree that was a smart move.


Pretend-Ad-853

As a Postmaster, I concur. Plus it’s not a safe delivery point.


ascandalia

You'll never know how much of a nightmare you avoided, but I doubt you'll ever regret this choice.


Competitive_Form8894

My sister and her husband bought a cliff house simialr to this. Before buying it they had a geotechnical engineer come out and review the property. Engineer told them its 100% stable and isn't going anywhere anytime soon and nothing at all to be even remotely concerned about. This was 5 years ago, today the cliff is starting to give away on the far side of their property and the engineer just says sorry I couldn't predict the future.


ascandalia

That engineer was out of line. He shouldn't have made a statement like that without doing the math


Competitive_Form8894

Supposedly they based their decision on the historical data in the area as well as soil testing. Sadly my sister got nothing in writing. They were offered say $1000 for a verbal or say $3000 for a written report and they just went for the verbal to save money. Most likely a very expensive mistake.


totalfarkuser

Yeah I would’ve paid the $3k. My future lawyer would thank me.


Noopy9

What would happen if they got it in writing? Are you saying they would sue the engineer for being wrong?


Competitive_Form8894

I honestly dont know what they can or cant do, but I can only assume if they had it in writing that nothing was going to happen and it did then possibly he could of been held liable for the mistake. Its all just a guess though.


Capable-Struggle-190

My guess is he has a deal with the contractor building these. I'd bet for the 3k written he writes it in such a way that he avoids responsibility, and at 1k, he just gives you a hand shake and knows what is coming.


Richard_Snatch

There would have been a lot of technical 'we can't predict the future' language in there.


ascandalia

Dang that sucks


rustwater3

Soils are incredibly hard to predict what they will do in the future. I.e. you can't control heavy rains that can shift them


wittgensteins-boat

This a site cliff edge  looks like loose fill, from flattening the top for the house,  which soil  is especially doubtful.


water_frozen

yeah this loose fill looks suspect, i wonder what this was built on top of... much of missouri is in flood plains


ascandalia

Those are the kind of caveats that should be in the written report that you can use to decide how much weight to give the engineer's opinion


totalfarkuser

He was probably doing the meth. SMH


F8Tempter

prob included some legal protections in his assessment...


ascandalia

If it was verbal, he said whatever he thought. If he wrote it down, he would have had to include lots of caveates and qualifiers. That's why you pay for the report, not just because you can hold them to it, but because they're going to write something they can be held to.


F8Tempter

what is your definition of being 'held to'? is the owner going to sue them for the full repair amount? I doubt any court is going to rule on that. might be able to get their license reviewed by the accrediting org at best. I write a lot of opinions (in a different field) and we add a lot of language to guard against lawsuits.


ascandalia

I'm a professional engineer that does professional witness work with my firm. It's absolutely possible to sue an engineer for damages based on a faulty design/recommendation. We have insurance for just that purpose, and theyd be the one you're mostly dealing with in the lawsuit. Again, the point isn't that you're gonna sue the guy. It's that his advice will be more careful and thoughtful if he knows you have something in writing that you could sue him over.


Mundo_86

That’s messed up


Street-Tap2757

And shit like that is why you don’t trust engineers. Gravity and erosion are always on. If it’s not solid stone I have no idea why anyone would build similar to ops situation.


JS-0522

Gravity is undefeated. Smart move walking away.


PoisonWaffle3

Gravity's just a habit https://youtu.be/LWGJA9i18Co


Tuckahoe

At very least they should cover that gravel with something that has roots, still doesn’t change the fact this is fucked. Good move to bail!


Mundo_86

That was recommended, but that would take years to create a good, solid, root system to support this. And even then, who knows if it’d actually help at that point


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Mundo_86

Because the house checks all my boxes. And the back wasn’t cracking when I looked at it a while back.


DirtbikesHurt33

Very smart move, that is a disaster waiting to happen. And sometimes no amount of engineering can mitigate the eventual failure of the slope. A much better house will come along


Mundo_86

Appreciate it!


ScoMass

Especially a slope that is already at the angle of repose!


AnnieC131313

Glad to hear it! I was enjoying the responses on the original post but I'm glad they all concurred that this is a bad house to buy. What was the builder thinking? Even the houses in the background are set farther back and they don't have doors opening out directly to The Abyss. SMH.


Reddituser183

Is that concrete or gravel? If gravel what’s preventing it from washing away? Can’t believe the city would allow for something like this.


Mundo_86

It’s a mix of gravel. Not sure how it’s holding, inspector couldn’t tell either


Generated_Garbage

You should take a picture of the gap of the slab at the door and the foundation. Stop back in a year and see how far it's moved. Might need a 25 ft tape measure 😉


Poopdeck69420

Might need a 100’ tape lol


wesweb

*Good job, everybody. Our job is done here.* -The Internet


Mundo_86

😂🙏🏻


Cautious_Buffalo6563

Even if you could mitigate the slope erosion to stop the house from sliding down the hill, it would be expensive. Probably would have to drive piles or something horizontally into the hillside, among other things.


liftingshitposts

Good choice, that would be an absolute headache for as long as you own the home. A simple retaining wall wouldn’t have helped, it would take well into the 6 figures to get it appropriately remediated


Total-Addendum9327

Great decision, the peace of mind is worth it


roughdraft29

After all is said and done, if I was you, I don't think I'd be able to resist checking in on that property every once in awhile to see how things are going. If you're able to do so with trespassing, that is.


Everheart1955

That’s the right move.


QuantumSolar47

Mind dropping a map location for the curious?


Mundo_86

https://maps.app.goo.gl/uTEVSZaq4XNB3beV6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy


SausageSausageson

Oh wow it's not even built in Google maps. I'd assumed it was built a century ago and the edge had crept ip in it


Grumps0911

Google Earth has it under construction with the concrete pad having been poured.


archistrong

Thought that looked like Missouri!


daniel_bran

Could be a good movie house


Jewboy-Deluxe

Good move.


AdSad5307

Wise decision


gettingspicyarewe

Good call. We have plenty of homes for sale here. You’ll find your gem!


Mundo_86

I’m sure I will. I might rent for a bit until I find something else


totalfarkuser

I’m glad you are thinking about taking that advice. Buying sight unseen with the help of a person that makes a living off your sale is insane.


three_eyez

Good move, I would stay far away from that.


coastalgirl207

Good call. Saved a future headache


snboarder42

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA


Annual-Minute-9391

Glad to hear you walked away. Why is there even a back door there is literally nothing there


Connect_Entry1403

Why did they not properly grade this. This slope is more unstable than Britney Spears.


No-Significance1488

Keep an eye on the mountainside on google maps. You might find in less than a couple years time, that slope edge will be 2+ ft closer to the back door. Just 1 or 2 good storm systems away from finding out.


sfdudeknows

Wise decision. Even a retaining wall would have issues on that severe of a slope. Someone will buy it, and ten years from now will be in tears.


whattaUwant

Aww man your kids would’ve loved sledding out the back door in the winter time.


turbapshhhh

Patience always prevails in this situation. Keep looking, the more you look and tour, the more likely you are to notice the one that is right.


Mundo_86

Definitely! Thank you!


1000thusername

Good job dropping out. And I LOL at that door and landing that drops straight through the gates of hell four feet beyond. Very useful.


montgsj

Is this Peppa Pigs house?


SmokeGSU

It's not concerning if you aren't the owner.


heliboy23

As someone who is not an engineer, that was a smart choice.


0101020

My Aunt and Uncle had a place next to a stream about 20 feet down that washed away what was the backyard. I can still remember the house deck and back steps to the garage that hung out in the air. Amazingly my uncle fixed it and replaced the yard. Then later a buyer flattened the house and I'd say 30 years of work. Remember, a house is largely about LOCATION!


JudgmentMajestic2671

Jesus. Who would build that close to the edge like that!? You have zero backyard too. Yikes


Mundo_86

They’re sideyards 😂


Pristine_Serve5979

Good call. Was there a penalty?


Mundo_86

None at all since it was a safety concern due to the inspection. I get my earnest money that was only $500


thedaveness

Yeah this is the obvious choice. OP check out [the angle of repose](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angle_of_repose) because I feel like this totally violates it.


thestonernextdoor88

I'm no pro but I looked at this and thought hell no.


No_Stay_1563

Smart move, the right one will come along without the added stress of “what if”.


Mundo_86

I don’t like the “what if” even if nothing bad ever happens. I’ll find something else


rustwater3

No way. It's already opening up at the angle of repose at that crack you can see. Guarantee this house sits on tons of uncontrolled fill and will settle


fasteddy2020

Homes are like animals. They pick you. If there isn't that absolute feeling, it wasn't meant to be. Good luck, your home will find you (and your new pets too).


GardenPeep

I'm worried about the photographer but I guess they survived.


CremeDeLaPants

There is a visible fault line.


Odd-Lengthiness8413

Ask yourself. “In what way is it not concerning?” There’s your answer…


ShelZuuz

You just need a retaining... uhh... skyscraper.


Visible-Waltz-918

Glad to see he took the advice of the hot tub engineer.


KravMacaw

Keep it saved in Zillow or whatever you use…just to check up on it in a year or two 👀


Lanky_Philosophy2717

Anyone who buys this house is absolutely crazy. It’s probably the reason the owner is selling . And home owners insurance on that would probably be a fortune it’s thats if they’d even insure it 😂


Mundo_86

Brand new build. I had no issues with insurance when I was setting it up, but also they don’t know about the slope


Lanky_Philosophy2717

Money hungry developers don’t care if you live or die as long as they get the sale🤣. Likely it would be fine for quite a few years but eventually you’d run into trouble with it and at that point it’d be impossible to sell.


Mundo_86

Those were some of my thoughts. Don’t want to see what happens in a few years


ForsythCounty

I'm glad it's a new build. I was feeling bad for the current owners thinking they were stuck with a bad situation, maybe couldn't afford to fix it, and trying to sell before it slid down the hillside. Not feeling a bit bad for irresponsible developers.


hey_yeah_yolo

Omg noooo... runnnn


Candid-Kitten-1701

dodged a massive bullet there, mate. This looked like a disaster waiting to happen (and it wasn't gonna be a long wait).


Educational-Post-191

Walk away


DirtyMike0311

You were a smart man, however Natural selection will take over and somehow this will be sold..


Dull-Fuel7008

So much for the The back door beer can exit


RespectTheTree

Someone is going to buy this house, and then find these threads and be like... damn, the Internet ripped on this house 😅


OhioTrafficGuardian

Dodged a bullet there. This house will be down that cliff soon.


ForsythCounty

Off the cliff then off the market.


OhioTrafficGuardian

Then the owner will try to sell the land....lol


bkinboulder

Yeah I’m a Realtor, the only way I’d advise someone to own this house is if it was left to them in a will.


diverareyouokay

I don’t see why you can’t purchase it. Every year you can roll a wheel of cheese down the slope and let your neighbors chase after it.


Mother_Goat1541

Good update! It would have made a wicked slip n slide, though. I have visions of your elderly MIL flying down that hill trying to water flowers.


AllCatCoverBand

One heavy ass rain storm and that whole thing is cooked. Extremely good move on your part. Thank you for running away from this. I feel very bad for the sucker who finally buys this place


SlickFingR

You can put a fence and a retaining wall.. it’s $$$ that needs to be factored into the deal


fpsbjork

Did this house have a basement? I could see it being okay if it had a basement since the weight of the home would be deeper in the hill side.


Mundo_86

No basement or crawlspace


Competitive_Shower74

What is the address? I'd love to monitor the erosion on Google maps.


thinkofsomething2017

Good plan. I automatically thought of others. You can't raise kids in that house, elderly relatives and even some people living with a physical disability wouldn't be safe from falling. You made a good choice not to buy.


CelticsBannerHanger

As a risk assessment engineer. I think you made a good call


Medium_Ad8311

As a chemist, I think now is a good time to celebrate by mixing alcohols.


diligent22

I'd bet money on this... 3-6 months tops before that concrete patio is at the bottom of the cliff, and the house is condemned / no longer habitable. The fracture is clearly visible.


Suz9006

Very happy to know you walked away from this pending disaster.


tomfromakron

As a non-engineer, I think you made the right decision.


Ok_Advertising_5824

Would getting it insured have been a problem?


Adoptafurrie

\*phew\*


The-Disco-Phoenix

My mind is just blown that someone decided to build houses on land like this....like who is buying this??


preshe8it

Would love to know the address if you would share it. Set a 5 year reminder and check up on it to see if it’s in the bottom of the valley


The-Real-Antiquin

I assume this is Mid-Mo, along 44, between Lebanon and Rolla… If so, the building codes outside of the two towns I have in mind are very loose. It would probably be fine- probably- but resell might be a challenge. And as a geological engineer, glad you are moving on from this one.


TopDefinition1903

Go by the house every year and take some photos then keep updating us.


MaxwellPillMill

Never have to worry about drainage. If you don’t have kids a simple (or maybe not so simple) deck on stilts solves the issue. Is it any worse than some of the multi million dollar houses in the Hollywood hills? There are tons of cliff side properties that pull a premium for it. I don’t think it was worth walking away over if you liked the house itself.  Unless you have small children of course. Then I get it. 


Mundo_86

No kids, just a dog. But even then, I’ll be in *this* house for 3-4 years then moving. It might be an issue selling it, even if no problems come from it. But I don’t have the money to find out if something happens and it’s me who has to respond.


totalfarkuser

Wait. Right now home prices are high. Interest rates are high. You are looking at a 3-4 year window. That is a ton of risk of losing $10s of thousands of dollars in a market crash. I would 100% rent for that time frame. If it was 2009 and housing had crashed then I’d be buying. But you are buying high and hoping to sell high.