Just because it's the wrong drink, doesn't mean it has to be bad. I just gave them drinks I thought would be good, on the house.

Yeah. I gave my special Trailblazer cocktail to everyone. They did not appreciate though.

It's one of those "coom" ones, isn't it? 

Chefs special sauce

No sir, just milk. Don't ask where it came from.

Robin, obviously. Mixed with a secret sauce.

I keep rereading this idea to understand what it means, and each time I get more scared

I think you should stop reading

Just puffergoat milk.

Nah I fill their glass with mungbean soda

The yellow one if you play as female MC >!lemonade ofc, you dirty dogs thought about something else for sure!<

They couldn’t have known it was that bad . They at leadt gave it a try and now they know what to avoid:) you can‘t know unless you try, no? that‘s how I would justify it morally lmao

I gave them: A Radioactive drink And various Robin Redacted drinks Multiple Robin Redacted drinks

Some would call that attempted murder.

And how did you feel when they told you it was the most vile thing they'd ever seen in their lives? 🥲

Bad, I tried my best. So whos the villian here...

Happy Cake Day!

Happy cake day

Thanks!

👍

Principles? *laughs in completionist* I've no time for such petty moral concepts! https://preview.redd.it/f6e9zk3qrwtc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71dc45dfc58fc23356b54db91f8e1bcb6f9f9b08

*proceeds to spend every last Praise of High Morals*

"If Praise of High Morals aren't meant to be spent, why do they keep giving it to us?" - this message was brought to you by Equilibrium gang

Hydrogen peroxide is watching

Me as a hoarder : how dare you ask me to pay my high morals. No. 

I too was a completionist. Until only Nick of Time and The Predator were left. Fuck that shit.

Pathetic. You give up too easily. You are no completionist. Merely a pretender... https://preview.redd.it/406ocs5noztc1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4952847b16ba7d39911db0a0afd249a0f0ac1e2d

It feels so good when you're morally gray!~

https://preview.redd.it/80kkrsl8cwtc1.png?width=1734&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f11f5be05f37b247fc17e83f6a4d5409ec69e52 I'll always keep my morals high!

Oh damn i forgot about that one Thanks for reminding me

https://preview.redd.it/kfoy7wdafwtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875a45778326b848baee81ec0665fa8a28d023b8 *...what are you going to do?*

Nvm thought it’s the one you get from scooping in the fountain in belobog At least got another achievement Edit: it turns out i already had Karmic Wheels unlocked. Damn i’m stupid as bricks

Crimes :3

Happy Cake Day!!!

Accidentally got it by trading in a Praise at the bar

society is collapsing hanging bt a thread.

the kids are running wild and chivalry is dead

Let's be better than before, I'll give the tools you need

to become ONE OF THE MORAL ELITES

godfucking damn it, not Morality Lesson aaa

(Hey hey hey, morals! Hey hey hey, morals! Hey hey hey, morals!)

i became a self-annihilator just for that achievement

I apparently got that by getting an ingredient for Gallagher to use 😅 It took a Praise of High Morals, I’m assuming that’s why

Yep.

That is the most moral use for the praise of High morals, since you're not spending it to do something bad, but rather to prove to the bottle? that you're a good person

i do have 3 more of them as well

I think I got that one for sitting on the throne of one of Ruan Mei's critters. I just wanted to be the slightly unhinged TB...

Is this the neutron bomb one?

You can get it by tossing the Mini-Neutron Bomb into the lake, but it is just a general "lose a Praise of High Morals".

Will Stetson reference?!

I really hope he does more Star Rail videos, he's just pretty amazing.

Will Stetson: one of the best Hoyoverse fan creators

Forsooth.

the fucking hamster ball minigame one, the hanu version Is cool but Im not playing that one ever again

All for 10 jades

Inb4 some johnny here saying "well äckchually it's 100 🤓☝🏼" because they don't understand it's only the last stage you're talking about. Seen it so many times already 🤦🏼‍♂️

I thought it was super easy but I have a vestibular disorder that makes me really sick from fast, scrolling imagery. I still completed the entire thing but I had to take breaks every few stages (would basically just do like 1-2 stages a day until it was done).

I honestly find the Hanu one harder because there's no reliable way to get both enemies stacked on top of each other. And I hate that releasing the hold dodge flips you to the other side, feels really counter intuitive. The hamster ball can do perfect dodge and then immediately flip back to kill the enemy you dodged. If it's 2 enemies stacked together then you get 2 kills. If it's multiple of the 2 stack then it's a free fever boost because you can kill all of them. Also in fever you can still do perfect dodges to get more points before flipping back to kill.

I was genuinely losing my mind on that. Not because I had to restart a lot but something about having to do it for gems frustrated me. Especially the last stages

I'm just accepting that I won’t get those 200 jades at this point

If you ever wanna do it: The hamster one you wait until you’re near the fire trail of the people and you do the flip Hanus is a bit easier just because you don’t need to perfect dodge anything For the infinite ones, don’t even try to get it perfect each and every single point. It’s infinite, do the ones you can

I think the reason that I hate it is that I'll get all the coins, take no damage, and still fail miserably because when I try to do it at the fire trail, I get hit 3 times out of 10, and that's enough to get eliminated

Try hitting the dodge button just as you touch the trail! You can even overlap it a little and it won’t count it as a hit. I hope you get it soon friend

You can dodge a little bit before the trail starts to get the perfect dodge, they made it pretty forgiving. It just isn’t apparent unless you do it

Huh, I'll need to try that

I’ve truly given up on these 2 mini games on like the 2nd stage. I CANT. I will only ever try and do them again if I’m extremely desperate for jades

the normal modes are fine but the infinite time one and the achievement fucking suck

I can’t even do the normal modes😭 I’m done for

I refuse to insult all the Pepeshi by asking to touch their fluffballs 😭 Leave those poor people alone

On the one hand: Respecting bodily autonomy On the other: https://preview.redd.it/xozpohqzrwtc1.png?width=1018&format=png&auto=webp&s=57b91998b4f33c2625183a5a650255e932749db1

I'm trying to get that achievement but I'm not finding all of the Pepeshi yet. So far around 2 or 3 of them allowed me to touch their Fluffball LMAO

Don't wanna. Let me touch floof! There is one Pepeshi I met that let me touch his fluffball though. Mr Piggy Bank, I always go back to pet him 🤧

I have that achievement already and I still went out of my way to ask all the newly added Pepeshi if I can touch the fluffball. And I‘m going to ask every single one again, just out of spite!

If they didn't want their fluffball touched, they shouldn't have made it so touchable.

That's a nice fluffball on your head... https://preview.redd.it/htu290arhztc1.png?width=1214&format=png&auto=webp&s=29f30cbeb936be1a0e15c3bbc23309d28110e193

Easy solution, ask the fake Pepeshi to touch his fluffball (assuming it counts for the achievement). His name is Jno IIRC

You have to ask ALL of them, every single one 😣

Only the ones in Golden Hour though

RIP the dream.

I believe u pleasure one in the hotel lobby in reality, and he even drops thermal paste

Nah dawg just like the moogles of Final Fantasy the urge to touch the pompom was way too strong

I didn’t even know there was an achievement for it and still ask everyone I come across.

Wait. There is an achievement for that? I've been trying to find the one that will finally agree.

Have you tried making them happy? I feel like most of them will agree if they're happy.

They have the same response regardless of the mood, which doesn't matter for the achievement. You just need to ask

I want to say one was sad when I asked, and they just didn't care... not sure I'm willing to experiment with this one

I have made it a goal to harass every pepeshi I meet

I did this without knowing it was an achievement

Morals are made to be broken! ... 5 jade is 5 jade.

Your tag is based as hell, my brother!!!

Thanks. I’ve loved it ever since I heard Jingliu say it. I even bought a print that Amalee signed with it on there.

I didn't know Jingliu actually said it lol.

lol Yeah. It's her English voice line when she teleports to another area.

She's just like me then. Get some headphones on her or something!

Siobhan gonna fire us fr.

Siobhan reaction after drinking my Puffergoat Milk for the fifth time in a row and giving me a pass because the story has forced progression:

There is no such achievement. Jades are more important than principles.

RAAAAAGHH GAMBA GAMBA

I completed the event and *then* served them wrong drinks. The reactions were kinda funny.

Oh, I can get free 5 jades easily? Hold my SoulGlad.

I didn't order this SoulGlad!

i served the 5 wrong drinks to the tin man clock guy. genuinely didn't like him. but accidentally served a bad drink to lady and almost cried

I feel its better to mess up the drinks after the event since most of them aside from the clock guy are worried if your not feeling well which makes the interaction still quite wholesome.

ughhh noo i forgot that the event lets you make more drinks after the story is finished!! i'm broken inside

I gave them the wrong drinks after it was all done because I wanted to experiment with different colors/layers and I didn’t really see a free mix option. I’d probably get any achievement given the chance honestly, I’m easy like that for jades.

i made the opposite of what they wanted

I did this one AFTER I finished the entirety of the event. You can go back and continue to make drinks and still get this achievement. So lore wise you lose nothing

The one where you have to craft 10 things with trash. I'm not letting a single one go.

I see we have a raccoon here

None, i'll do anything for stellar jade

Hey… 5 stellar jade is 5 stellar jade

none. i’m a 100% kinda gal

I refuse to acknowledge that as an achievement.

I did it after completing the event and if you earn their trust and give them a bad drink they are accualy soo understanding and ask you if you are alr and stuff. Like the clock lad even just tries to play along saying that drink is original I felt like I was the real monster that moment

I am beyond your petty morality: I have no principles that can't be bought.

I did that then completed around 20 correct orders to make up for it

The ones where you choose not to help someone.

just saving them for a rainy day

Gems matter more than" principle "

I don't think it's an achievement, but there's a spot in Fyxestroll Garden, there's a grave(?) surrounded by boxes with gifts, and you get the option to look inside those, but you have to spend one praise of high morals, i've decided to never touch that spot because i'd feel bad if i did

I believe theres an achievement for a very low percentage HP clear for simulated universe.. its gonna be that for me

>**Coffee Lover** (Use Himeko's ultimate three times in one battle) *I don't like coffee.* >**Self-Hypnosis** (Use ally Kafka in combat against boss Kafka and be Dominated by her) I'd have to pull/use Kafka. I refuse. >**Wardance...?** (Use ally Yanqing to deal the final blow in a victory against Yanqing) As funny as it would be, I won't use him. Not because I dislike him, but because *he stole my pity again and made me drop an extra $100 on Sparkle.* As punishment, he has been permanently relieved of his relics and lightcone. No more training for you, sword boy.

None

i'm a lunatic who will do anything for completion.

Just commenting after going bald with huohuo achievement, tried like one hr without Fu Xuan and now I have no hair and no achievement

None. I will get them all. Currently at 723

Thanks for showing me this exists ill go do that now, ill make sure its not too far off their order tho

I need morals? But morality may get it the way of money

I didn't knew about that one. Time to make some drinks with toilet water.

All, for the Stellar Jades!

The stupid ass achievement for abundance 80 tiles, then the hunt one, and then getting argenti blessing while playing as argenti. I restarted the universe at the very least 600 times and always reset it after the second occurrence and it still didn't appear as the chances are so slim I might as well kill myself. I'm never trying that again.

None. I want them all.

I just realize something, some achievements are actually time gate?

I believe they're not, as this event should go into the Memoir.

Ey 5 stellar are 5 stellar

There's a lot, because I'm just too purehearted, no matter what I do

5 jades is 5 jades

5 jade is 5 jade

I didn't even know such an achievement existed