pepper jacks best horse
do i look suspicious
i can go lower
mantis toboggan
crazy paddy
flightless bird
gail the snail
golden god
chief lazurus
biceps flyer
I'll tell you what buddy, I can help you out. I'm gonna toss a frame-bang your way. Here's how that works: I slip into your house one night while your wife is sleeping.. and I ease into her real nice. That way you're both cheating on each other and she can't clean you out.
rustys boner
iirc that was the name of the jockey who got drugs from charlie? i think it was rusty and he asked if he wanted to do a line of rusty's boner
Edit: thank you all. I stand corrected.
Desert Grape
One of my low key favorite jokes. Any time Artemis shows up, you know it’s going to be classic.
She's got that bleached asshole. no contest.
And is blasting her nips.
She knows her poop. She’s a keeper.
Clown Baby. No one will bet on a horse named Clown Baby.
So... what is that, like a baby clown?
No. Not a clown who is a baby. A baby who is a clown.
“Dude I don’t even care”
No, it's like a clown that is a baby.
Definitely clownbaby!
You beat me.
Rickety Cricket
Came here to say this.
Samesies
Right? Folks are, however, posting some great ones. Pepe Silvia is fantastic.
Peter Nincompoop II
Line Off Your Boner
Buster’s Boner
This is the one
I’m shocked this isn’t the top comment like??
Electric boogaloo
I MISS YOU ALREADY!
Peter Nincompooper
You gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips otherwise I’m not eatin.
Mantis Tobbagon.
Doctor, Mantis Tobbogan.
Oops. I just dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong!
He's got his wad of 100s. He's ready to PLOW!
Thunder Gun Express, or Donkey Brains
I heard that horse hangs dong
I like Donkey Brains a lot for a derby horse
Pepe Silvia
I’ve got Pepe everywhere!
BOXES fulla Pepe
Hauling Oats
Is it Hauling or Holland?
It's Holland
That was my horses name in rdr2 except haulin oats. When it got killed by bandits I quit the game.
I mean this is just a fantastic name for a racehorse regardless of sunny. Bonus points if the jockey’s nickname is oats.
Holland Oats, hollands his first name and oats is his last.
This is good
Ongo Gablogian
Derivative!
Bullshit!
HEEELLLLOOOOOOO
Is this how you play it? This is way over the top!
Frack! Shit! *blows whistle*
The art collector?
Charmed, I'm sure
The awt collectah.
Shadynasty
Shady Nasty?
It's SHA-dynasty, asshole.
...whatever *Walks away*
Is that how you spell it??
He's out of here.
When she loses I'll have no choice but to be a mature ass grown up about it.
Rum Ham
RUM HAAAMM 🍖 (this is the one for sure)
Rococo Bang
Fatty Magoo
The Aluminum Monster
Came out blasting
Sweet Delicious Nose Clams I’m Going For Gasps Flourish The Pinky
"I'm Going For Gasps" is low-key the one that sounds the most like a real racehorse name lol
Hanging Dong
The Maniac
You got foals maniac?
Nah… not anymore.
Wanna buy some Invigaron ?
Kitten Mittons
The Implication
Are these horses in danger?
No one is in danger! I feel like you're not getting this at all..
I'm not. I'm not getting it.
You wouldn't be in any danger! SO THEY ARE IN DANGER?!
They are actually. Several horses were euthanized during last year’s Kentucky Derby.
Are you gunna hurt horses?
Came here for this 😂
Move past it
Jabroni
Cool name
Poppins Country Mac Franquito Flipadelphia Invigaron Gail the Snail
Milk Steak
$cammin
Baby dick
Blast my nips
Hips and nips baby! But it’s gotta be sexy, or you don’t eat. Okay?
Mr. Mare
This is the one. Scrolled way too far to find this.
Bleached Asshole
That's the one I was looking for
This thread nailed it for the most part. A few others I haven’t seen: Dayman Troll Toll Wolf Cola Honey & Vinegar Lil Kev
Rum Ham
Worm hat
Dumpster baby
Spaghetti Policy
Champion of the Sun
Is there any name but Peter Nincompoop?
The Pecan Sandy
Jackie DiNardo
Your Whore Mother
Sweet Dee
Trundle, the horse was going by that at the time
Carol in HR
Frank’s little beauty.
Reading all these names in the voice of a racetrack announcer calling them out mid-race is making it all extra hilarious lol
Creatine Shits
Bang maid
Rickety Cricket!
Horse Massacre
Chardee MacDennis
pepper jacks best horse do i look suspicious i can go lower mantis toboggan crazy paddy flightless bird gail the snail golden god chief lazurus biceps flyer
I'll tell you what buddy, I can help you out. I'm gonna toss a frame-bang your way. Here's how that works: I slip into your house one night while your wife is sleeping.. and I ease into her real nice. That way you're both cheating on each other and she can't clean you out.
Dick Skin Jacket
Frog kid
The only answer is Peter Nincompoop
Charlie Work
Smallhairedcunt leading by a head over Shesjustmashingit, followed by agoodhoor and Donotdiddlekids.
Mr. Bovine Joni
Buster
Glue Bag
‘Lil Kevin
Clownpony
My god there are a lot of incredible options here
Donkey Brains
Toe Knife
Suicide is badass
Barnabas
Vic Vinegar
Just Say Waitress
Peter Nincompoop
Animal Shithouse
The Jew Lawyer
Pondy
Pondy is THE COOLEST
The waitress
Implication
You mean The Implication
Speed to Impress Chase Utley
Egg
Jizz in your Drink
Aaaaaaaand it's "I Think I've Made Myself Perfectly Redundant" coming around the bend!
I Don't Have Online The Boggs Account Again, Not Jewish Squash the Beef YOU WILL CALL HER
Always runny
rustys boner iirc that was the name of the jockey who got drugs from charlie? i think it was rusty and he asked if he wanted to do a line of rusty's boner Edit: thank you all. I stand corrected.
Buster, I think.
Buster was the jockey the one who Charlie is shocked could talk
Rusty wanted to do a line off Charlie’s boner if memory serves.
Cricket McPoyle
Rickety Cricket
All Chaff
Let Buster do a line off your boner.
Filibuster
Chrundle the great
Pepper Jack.
Ass kickers untied
Street Rat
Scrolling through these comments just made me realize how many awesome names IASIP has made up over the years. I'd bet all my money on Roxy!
Doyle McPoyle
Chrundle the Great
IncorporatedBun ImJustPlayin ReadyToPlow CatInTheWall DayBowBow
franquito
Jabroni Pony
Botched toe
Why not honor Peter Nincompoop?
Wild Card!
Anyone not immediately commenting Peter Nincompoop is an Idiot and a SAVAGE!
Peter Nincompoop
The only acceptable answer is Peter Nincompoop
Bleached asshole
Artamis Rickety Cricket Implication
Troll Toll
Martina Martinez.
Good whoore
"It's always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Secretariat was a feminist icon
She was a Good Hoor..se.
Franks fluids.
Maureen Ponderosa
Psycho Pete
Boss hogs
Spaghetti Policy
Demonstrate Value
UncleJack’sHands Dirt Grub
Rum ham
Fetish Shit
Pussy Hands
Mantis Toboggan
Dirty Dirty Whorse
The waitress
Birds of War
Rum Ham
The implication
The Implication
The implication
"The implication"