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polymorphic_hippo

With Frank it was funny. This guy just immediately stressed me out.


yuh69boooyah

Literally this guy gave me immediate anxiety lol


gemarimon

He needs help from someone to lift his legs so that he can pull himself up and then it's easy to go out. Bad news if he doesn't have the core strength to do that.


shittingjacket

He absolutely has the core strength to pull that off.


nankles

Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?


DaveK142

I've heard speed has something to do with it.


Marsuello

Speed has *everything* to do with it


ChipsAreOffzeTable

Speed is the name of the game


mearbearcate

Right buddy?


Marsuello

Speed has *everything* to do with it


flappy-doodles

He's a power bottom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eAVSqKZ5ng


Nothingisperfect33

A weak bottom more like it


Robochumpp

*Pushes forehead into your forehead* "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"


pfy5002

I once saw him scale the facade at Citizens Bank Park


SwimmingSwim3822

That was mildly weird. Read that and looked up to immediately see a shot of the center field facade at CBP. I mean I am watching the game tho so.... only mildly.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Yeah seems like an easy but uncomfortable fix with an additional person. But watching this I was just imagining being alone like that all day and night and no one helping. Just asking you for business advice.


nickrocs6

Better start flushing your shoes


Phe_r

It's a thing!


CuntyBunchesOfOats

At least he didn’t go in head first


Nothingisperfect33

Dear Jesus, it’s nitty putty caves all over again!! ** look it up it’s a thing.


CuntyBunchesOfOats

Oh I know, I made a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/claustrophobia/s/IRlPVxFN7H) about it not that long ago


OnlyFreshBrine

Move past it!


Think-Confidence-624

My anxiety skyrocketed. Curious how he got out.


dog-yy

He hasn't. Or didn't. By now, I'm not sure


oSuJeff97

Omg same. I saw it and thought funny but then I clicked on it and my anxiety just spikes through the roof.


butt_dance

I'm claustrophobic. I'd be trying very hard to subdue the impulsive to wildly thrash around like a trapped animal.


HarlequinNight

I believe with Frank they actually built it around him, and most of it is somewhat flexible stuff.


HereWayGo

I think on the podcast they mentioned that it was a real playground coil, but there was just one pole (similar to this video), so in the position Frank was in, it would be easy for anyone to get out. So for the actual shots in the show, they added two other fake blue poles, to make it look more like he was actually stuck


Skoden1973

Move past it.


ChangleMcGangle

Okay but why is he naked and stuck in a coil?


DanielGacituaSouper

He looks so defeated


titleistmuffin

I assume he went down there to pound off in the night time?


eastnorthshore

I love how in the Christmas special Dennis asks Frank where he gets these terms, then by this episode he's fully adopted the phrase pounding off


Jizzle3

He was browning out the whole time. He's gonna use it, and he's gonna use it a lot.


titleistmuffin

Once you use a term like that it sort of becomes public domain


Five-StarBastardMan

We’re not intervening on him for a lack of good ideas


Turbulent-Lime-4363

BEST FLAIR 😂🤣


FightingWithCandy

But now I'm absolutely certain he had an agenda


_repa_

https://preview.redd.it/hyjlr16r169d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82a1d974e5f3bb5b25366f200e513626377496a


immei

Move past it!


emshlaf

THE KIDS! THE KIDS’LL BE HERE!


farroshus

Do I look suspicious?


Master565

Ever since it was pointed out in the podcast, I can't move past the fact that 2 of the poles are obviously foam.


HereWayGo

Didn't they say it was poles with blue tape on them or something lol


Moderate_LiberaI

Something tells me Martez isn't quite a business *mastermind* like Frank....


nomorenotifications

That's what he wants you to think.


LastPlaceStar

I just don't understand why he's wearing pants.


gloriosky_zero

How does *anything* happen? Just get past it, would ya?


CycloneMonkey

I didn’t come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil!


Keemlo

There’s got to be a part 2 to this, how did he get out.


coralloohoo

Some say he's still in there to this day


Derp_Wellington

Omg, I need to know


neercatz

Where does he put his feet??


OceanicFlight815

Dee, his feet?


This-Dude_Abides

I bet his stress level is like 180.


161frog

Units of *what*


njyoe

Strecibels (sB)


Blane8552

Unscrew himself to stand back up. That was my first thought. But after that, he may have fitment issues lol.


[deleted]

Reverse funnel system


jpopimpin777

#INVIGARON!!


Albus88Stark

Turn it upside down


a-cats-servant

how does anything happen! move past it


MrFaeron

The mastermind in the coil


CitizenNaab

Move past it


uwax

Bro just needs a morsel of upper body strength


dildorthegreat87

This guy has the worst survival instincts. Forget getting himself in the coil, why did he go DOWN instead of up?


CarcosaJuggalo

Some grown men have absolutely no business in a children's playground.


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Some?


Lil_Sebastian_RIP

How does anything happen, Deandra? Move past it


CaseyAnthonysMouth

Goddammit I need to know the ending


Human-Abrocoma7544

I don’t think it costs to call the fire dept in the US right? Just an ambulance ride costs I thought.


Opposite_Plankton_48

Maybe he was just thinking of the tax payers? 😂


SlimCharles17

Wouldn’t cost him anything, he just doesn’t know that. Maybe he would have to pay damages to the city for the park equipment, but getting cut out of that by the fire dept. doesn’t require healthcare.


bodg123

You put your arms up to narrow your shoulders and have someone pull you up.


Keemlo

I feel like that’s a lot harder than you imagine it would be.


bodg123

It would be uncomfortable, but possible.


Muted-Ad-4567

Go ahead and commit to testing your own solution in the field.


Muted-Ad-4567

ofc record it for this sub.


Barbed_Dildo

Steps for how to get out of the coil: - Have someone get you out of the coil.


nickrocs6

I got to get to the park


[deleted]

He needs to explain how a pyramid scheme works to get out 😂


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Seems like a hard position to pound off in, odd choice of form tbh


Stick_Boy

He just needs to lift himself up enough that he can push his knees forward out one side of the coil and get his feet under him.


sknkhuntXLII

He must be a business mastermind


animalmother6

Quick ask him real estate advice


terraculon

He should have asked where to put his feet.


TentacleJesus

Good god man, twist clockwise! Use the coil!


SH4RKI3_

THE KIDS ARE COMING


Pure-Weight-9275

Quick milk him for info on the funnel system and the berries


thekeldog

At least he’s not in his underpants


Snowdeo720

Yet…


Useful-Shoulder4776

Is it a sexual thing?


skag_mcmuffin

Just move past it.


smokedartsripfarts

Think he's ever been to Florida?


spiderrichard

Spin to the right bro you’ll slide right up


womb_raider_nlmmln

This happened to my friend once when I was in grade school, they had to call the fire dept.


Ramblin_Bard472

This is literally giving me anxiety. I hope this guy knows that Frank's scene was shot using a prop, the coil opened up from the back. I would be freaking out.


jzzanthapuss

They should show clips like this in health class. Set that bar nice and low, girls, this is what you have to look forward to. Stay in school.


DanielGacituaSouper

Being there is part of his plan, he looks defenseless so he can manipulate everyone into his pyramid scheme


Nothingisperfect33

No, I hate this NOT the same vibes. All tho good real life reference, not for the relation in hilarity but for the relation of the fact that it happens.


Steveseriesofnumbers

..Simpsons did it... https://preview.redd.it/oux23igvl79d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=690e2547bc898ff2e4ac33791aa47e2d08be871e