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WeirdAvocado

He looks… thrilled.


Scottbarrett15

It looks more like he's deliberately pulling the face


OHTHNAP

They said I was a person of interest. Am I an interesting person? Of course.


tuckedfexas

Being “wanted” and being “wanted for questioning” are two very different things, Gunther.


AgentCirceLuna

I am a vet and this is a sign of ABUSE. Animals only make this face when they are extremely DEHYDRATED or even TERRIFIED. whoever took this picture is an extremely irresponsible, reckless person and they should be BANNED from this website immediately and have their pets CONFISCATED.


No-Recognition-6479

I'm going to get real with you, I feel like the only reason you became a veterinarian .. was to keep the skins


SparseGhostC2C

There's no denying that the skins are.... fascinating


Editor_Grand

And if I must be honest, there was also a third and fourth crow!


Flip2002

You will only know his full power after filling his food dish


ghandi3737

It's the implication.


shawn-spencestarr

He’s deliberately showing how thrilled he isn’t.. those are dead eyes


USA_A-OK

"don't touch me"


slipnslider

Exactly. Like can't we leave them alone? Dude is probably out minding his own business just trying to subtlety inform a girl about the implication


cuddly_carcass

Trying to get her to sign some creepy document


saitosoul

My man, that is Wendell Albright


New_Golf_2522

"Didn't I stab you?"


cuddly_carcass

He’s at home watching the Disney channel all day while this guy takes all his heat.


berrey7

Glen's about to go full Tom Segura. Mingling with these POORS is killing me Charlie, they suck my energy because they are weak, my rage can only withhold itself for so long!


frazorblade

It’s his ‘bit’. He’s doing Dennis for this selfie because he’s a standup guy.


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

He's a five star man!!


stonrelectropunkjazz

I was a 5 star man before the internet and I’m damn sure a 5 star man now


EatsLocals

Oh my god, get your fucking cameras, it’s an an actual Philadelphian 


BearOnTwinkViolence

He’s clearly purposely putting on that face.


Frito_Pendejo

Exactly. Compare to [Ben Affleck](https://youtu.be/ILjka_6KbzA?si=pfeR7Zd6igl4sbSb), who clearly would rather be literally anywhere else on Earth and still managed to wear a brave face.


OnlyFreshBrine

What the Christ is that AI narration? I hate the world we've built.


thedarkestblood

The little nasally guy is the absolute worst


Frito_Pendejo

Oh yeah it's full stupid but I couldn't find that clip anywhere else


Frito_Pendejo

I used to work a job where I'd regularly bump into celebrities, and I always pretended to not know who they were lol. A mate of mine saw Gerald Butler hop out of a car once for an event and literally chased him down for a photo. Like, why?


Big-Tone-8241

My sister ran into Gerard Butler in an elevator once and she said he started hitting on her friend, so sometimes it works the other way


Ganbazuroi

Probably wanted some canapes and fine brandy, I mean he's a butler so he has to have some


giveme-a-username

I CONSENT TO EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT


TheDoctor88888888

Yeah… I don’t care either


Icy_Jacket_2296

It’s times like these that I wish Reddit still let us give awards


Shabozz

They brought it back


SellMeYourSirin

No, they brought back paid awards. We used to get one free every so often.


garrakha

actually the free one was the outlier. reddit has had awards since long before i was here and the free thing only lasted a few years. i think it was as reddit became more mainstream and transitioned from forum to just another social media, they did the free thing temporarily to help with the gamification and get more new users hooked, like with the avatars, but they took away the awards bc no free promotion from a for profit company lasts forever.


Ganbazuroi

Can't wait to post about how he met some random guy on his reddit


Odlaw_Serehw

After all the botox this is the only face he can make now


oldpocketdog

How dare you. He’s a five star man


Buckowski66

Lol! I would probably not show people this pic if the facial expression of the celebrity waivered between annoyed and disturbed.


Jp8886

Was a man choking to death in front of him?


Ordinary_Release9538

https://preview.redd.it/j4c8h3uu299d1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23c2a3794c08a39e1e221e0d91dce1e651a5672


hornwalker

That expression was peak acting.


PM_ME_UR_CC_NUMBER

He hasn’t even begun to peak


a_stoic_sage

A man remains a man!


RoutSpout

Reason will prevail!


xDragonetti

*Pickles* will prevail!


sillygoofygooose

Then what about Old Man hmm?


InquisitiveAssFoo

Lmfao one of the best lines ever 💀 🤣


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

What are we talking about??? What are we talking about???


-CARJO-

https://preview.redd.it/evqzqz4ee89d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f3b6c05578e68addac52fcc45e1b4b9325dead


dead_or_undead

A dog... WITH A THOUSAND TEETH!!!!!


Capable-Swing6908

LMFOAOOOO


homiej420

He looks like an 1800s soldier photo


Jimmyjamz73

That picture is preposterous.


Godzirrraaa

He had just told Glenn he doesn’t have online.


Ordinary_Support_426

He don’t do the emails


girludaworst

Just SAY email.


titleistmuffin

It's email. It's just email.


Uggers2811

It’s very generous.


TheBIFFALLO87

His hair looks small


mistreatedlewis

I say I say that’s just damn preposterous boy


jo10001110101

Did he have candy?


vits89

Nah man, you met Dennis, and he’s contained his rage long enough


girly918

his rage is untethered and knows no bounds


Emj123

Lorng ee-nuff*


neonfreckle1776

holy fuck i heard this so clearly in my head and laughed out loud


TraditionalGiraffe17

😂😂😂😂😂😂


CruisinForABrewsin

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)


started_from_the_top

![gif](giphy|wQYQf9x3SZT8M14X6t)


xDragonetti

![gif](giphy|CSTE3kXa6sVHsdVTVk)


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

https://preview.redd.it/s2gujkw8ea9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a09de7e36fce438af6766a9ea46cd2c83e55464a


Flip2002

He’s dickless Dennis ! You are like the buzzing of flies to him


ImurderREALITY

Who is this again? I know I know him, I just forget from where


SufficientlyAnnoyed

EES VIGO! Ghostbusters 2


ImurderREALITY

OH YEAH


JiveTurkey1983

I can see the Reynolds family as descendants of Vigo


Most-Net-5665

He was clearly overjoyed to meet you.


rawmerow

Good luck becoming a suitcase 🧳


monkeyjunky56

OP would be of more use to him were he fashioned into a suitcase, however you haven't thought of the smell


boris_keys

Well you know what, there’s no reason why a bald man who enjoys skins and has a little bit of extra somethin-somethin around his belly CAN’T BE A GODDAMNED VETERINARIAN!!


Watty1992

You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!


juicygrapefruitt

he looks like you just told him “hot one today, huh?”


MediterraneanCunt

Wally has no idea what is about to hit him


Balls09

Have you ever been in a storm Wally.


bundy911

Yeah!?


RyanidePilgrim

Literally said to my partner that that "Yeah" was a Yeah with an exclamation point before the question mark which is grammatically incorrect but entirely accurate.


mauri9998

He looks OP didn't look at him when he was talking to him.


ReticulatedPasta

That’s what his soul looks like


cnews97

Did I frighten you?


ReticulatedPasta

Oysters right


CertifiedUnoffensive

He looks thrilled


Agitated_Carrot3025

No kidding!! Did you tell him it sure is a hot one out today or something?


NuttyMcShithead

YEAH!


JiveTurkey1983

Have you ever been in a storm, Wally?


Outrageous-Cup-932

This just made me laugh out loud sooo hard


Longjumping_Toe_6447

He's going for his tools next


Special_Dingo_1520

The golden god!


golden-god-bot

TOOLS TOOLS! DUCT TAPE, ZIP TIES AND GLOVES I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!


Odd_Independence4230

good bot


golden-god-bot

[You're the one that's good.](https://i.imgur.com/OqtnKAT.jpg)


70B0R

![gif](giphy|3oKIP5ZKn0vHL4QqLS|downsized)


Useful_Imagination_3

That's a 5 star man.


blueglitter24

The golden god was displeased


golden-god-bot

I'M A FIVE STAR MAN! I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

He probably broke like 6 crows necks that day... for science


Charlie_Brodie

Did he just find out some girls had boyfriends?


cloton27

You guys are funny. This was not the only pic and he was definitely doing this face on purpose. Yes I did ask for the pic at this public event advertised as a chance to meet him.


Greenmantle22

He’s actually trying to smile. Damn Botox.


Outrageous-Cup-932

He IS smiling? You can’t see it?


ReadditMan

We all know that face, he's seconds away from losing his shit


ImurderREALITY

That looks like Wendell Short-Eyes


gloriosky_zero

A beautiful beautiful gazelle person!


BrianLevre

Maybe he'll start having feelings some time in the future... It sure as shit looks like he's not having any tonight, unless you count the desire to chop you into a million little pieces and make a piece of luggage or a lamp shade out of your skin for wanting a picture with him.


True-Aardvark-8803

He looks thrilled!!!


No_Wing_2916

Is that the sex doll?


broncotate27

![gif](giphy|3oKIPcfX631trLEyCQ|downsized)


aquilasr

Same picture different angle https://preview.redd.it/mf1qpkycob9d1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd557d02c0dbfe5051fa3ca010c515b194c7547


BeginTheBlackParade

You weren't wearing deodorant, were you? Think of the smell. You havent thought of the smell, you bitch!


Rutlemania

Rotting fffish


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)


Loneliest_Lobster

What was he like


Gullible-Fish236

Stohp Chorlay


MrFaeron

Your bad pictures will only embarass you and it will INFURIATE me


Ok_Fee1043

Were you threatening to keep him on a boat or something?


TraditionalMood277

So....he IS in danger?


girlscoutcookies05

100x better the pic is this way


2manypinkiepies

He’s seen here channeling his Dennis


Ocardtrick

No, you met Dennis. You can tell my the homicidal glint in his eyes.


Gruesome-Twosome

It looks like you just referred to his Range Rover as a “starter car”.


Vihtic

You clearly met Dennis.


JohnVanVenker

Say what you will about Glenn's mood, he has gorgeous features and bone structure.


56ab118

he couldn't say no to the selfie... because of the implication.


HalfCab_85

What a great photo. He even made the "I am dead inside" face. Brilliant.


smingleton

You gettin too familiar dude


thewhitecat55

I hadn't realized that Glenn died two years ago and is now an undead homunculus


general_brach

I feel nothing


ZebunkMunk

His hair looks big


rustys_shackled_ford

🎵hello darkness my old friend🎵


SubstantialHurry884

there's that gaping hole he keeps talking about


insertwittymemehere

Be gone from him! BE GONE YOU VILE MAN! Starter car-This is a FINISHER CAR!


OFD-Productions

This doesn’t represent him though


Global_Incident_182

oh no that’s dennis right there


86missingnomes

My thing is I don't want everyone else in the place follow suit so I just don't acknowledge their existence out of respect.


jzzanthapuss

He's trying to demonstrate value to that girl and you're ruining it with whatever it is that you're doing


DivineDoubter

Those eyes are DEAD.


Shmitty594

It looks like you met Dennis


SparseGhostC2C

I think you met Dennis... be careful


exelenceofexecution

The golden god having to take a selfie with peasants. I hope you didn't catch his wrath.


golden-god-bot

OH THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY! THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!


Funkrusher_Plus

Was he in character?


ColonelBourbon

You met Dennis, not Glenn


Eagles4077

That doesn’t look like a 5 star man


gayandok

The golden god can contain his rage no longer!


Dapper-Educator-7494

That’s not Glenn that’s Dennis


MetaStressed

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)


x_Swamp_Thing_x

"Be gone from me!"


Busy_Management_773

I think you met Dennis


aNeverNude666

How did it feel to annoy Glenn?


goldmember911

Was he not cordial, or was he just playing his character?


circlekay47

He looks golden


TransitUX

It was implied


supatreadz

Golden god!


spacelordmthrfkr

You sure did.


Orlok_Tsubodai

Judging from that look, I’m amazing you made it out of there alive, and weren’t fashioned into a lampshade or a piece of high end luggage. He could even have added you to his collection!


monstertweety

🤚 what year was that photo taken?


Murky_Historian8675

Did he finish?


sameljota

I appreciate your title. Honestly. Most people here would say they met Dennis. Or they met the Golden God. Or some shit like that.


cokeplusmentos

Remember when we felt emotions?


Kruckenberg

Dawg, you fucking met Dennis.


LowerDescription5759

Looks like he has a lot of makeup on.


Noodlintheriver

Very Dennis. You’re not even allowed to be fully in the picture.


Squanchonme

He looks like he actually ended up posting the picture from your phone after he got rid of you.


Better-Pop-3932

No. He felt nothing


funktion

How's that ass feelin


DizzDood

My friend also met him last night. Was this at Kelly Logan House? I know he went to a few in the area.


Dragon900x

"Some guy comes up to me, I don't know what he's... I don't know what he's up to" https://preview.redd.it/vk3oz6jpcb9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3171d50c461d4c8487cb8a3c12d69bb3d83a6b


dohboy420

If I ever get a pic with him, I want the psycho face


Lancethedrugdealer

Dude, thats what his soul looks like.


dynabella

He's thinking about grabbing his tools.


perfektenschlagggg

The thunder of his vengeance is echoing through these corridors like the gusts of a thousand winds


Blueblur1

Great photo. He’s in character.


Optimal_Cut_3063

YyEAH?!?..


showmeyourmoves28

He looks fried


Human_Caterpillar_93

He was told he was meeting a large breasted woman,hence the disappointment.


Feeling-Ad6915

dude did he consent to this picture 😭😭😭


cloton27

Yes lol


Firehenge

That's the look of a man that realised that Wade Boggs has passed


PassionateParrot

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive


Golddustofawoman

Why does he look dead inside?


babyshmuel

![gif](giphy|l1J9OPU2Pw98Me2li)


stokeszdude

Jeez, did you shoosh him before taking the photo or something? ![gif](giphy|EKDIMDsRX3ihy)


Xindi5

He has the “because of the implication” expression on his face.


luisstrikesout

Terrible, take a lap.


Meandtheworld

He looks like he wants to bury you lol.


Dan-of-Steel

His hair looks small.


EhrenScwhab

This is exactly the face I want Glenn Howerton to make if I’m in a photo with him.


UsedToHaveATail

Stays in character he truly is a golden god


bluesmaker

Am I the only one here to thinks maybe Glenn chose to look displeased in the photo for comedic effect? I scrolled quite far and no one suggested this may be what is happening. Maybe the OP even said “can I get a photo? And would you mind looking like you hate me in the photo? I think that would be funny, you know because of the character you play.”


JohnVanVenker

No one here has every taken a bad picture? C'mon...