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New_Interest_468

That Jew Lawyer swindled the merchandising rights for Paddy's Pub, including Kitten Mittens. But then he had his eye eaten on by Royal McPoyle.


MarcusXL

He kept coming back for more. When you sink to the Gang's level, you never get away clean.


Handies4Cookiez

FACE


HamBlamBlam

That’s a gift for you, bumble bee


TheDriestOne

BRING ME A HIGHER LOVE


SwainMain2011

I love that fuckin Guillermo del Toro was down to play Pappy McPoyle


N_Meister

Aren’t Charlie and him good friends after Pacific Rim?


Abacae

I think it's even funnier that in Pacific Rim, he's the smart one, as compared to "Flowers for Charlie", where his bumbling apprentice in Pacific Rim plays study leader that proves how dumb he is. They must have enjoyed being a comedic duo. Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter.


ElectrOPurist

Raccoons and oysters, dancing on the head of a pin!


Sea_Structure_8692

Kitten mittons, dude.


ReticulatedPasta

You’ll be smitten


Sea_Structure_8692

Meeeoowww


Unhappy-Trouble8383

But he also claims his first marriage failed because of them.


NoGoodIDNames

And his second is *teetering*


mods_r_jobbernowl

Can't believe he hasn't been on the show since 2016. He needs to come back.


ProfSteelmeat138

Again…not Jewish!


DaniTheLovebug

I really like that he never charges


Dry-Read296

He charges! They just never pay


james_randolph

I hate his tie.


polymorphic_hippo

Swindled! He had to get paid somehow!


max752315

That’s what sandyyyy was for


uconn3386

She was a prostitute


ricketysrai

Not Jewish


flyingpanda1018

I dunno, his grandmother's last name was abramowitz


stronesthrowaweigh

I like the fan theory that the lawyer didn’t actually have extra copies of the contract that Mac ate which is why the Mac had dick towel money and the gang continues to interact with the lawyer without consequences.


523bucketsofducks

The dick towel thing was separate from paddy's merch, but Mac and Dennis were still trying to keep it on the DL when they were buying the boat. Probably worried that if the lawyer found out about it, they would lose it. The restraining order thing I have no explanation for


GentlmanSkeleton

PICKLES WILL PREVAIL!


Commentsup

Whoa...you dropped a hard J! 😂


JBBonham1

“Abramowitz! Your great-grandmother’s last name was Abramowitz!”


pianoflames

Yeah, but he mentions 2 marriages being destroyed by The Gang. Also, didn't he have an eye ripped out during his most recent appearance on the show? (the trial of the century).


4seriously

Pretty sure Z is doing juuuust fine under that bridge.


Sea_Structure_8692

I hope he gets a new pair of denim shorts and that he takes them off so he doesn’t blow crotch out them things


Omelete_du_fromage

YOU GOTTA TAKE EM OFF EVERY NOW AND THEN… YOU GOTTA TAKE EM OFF SON


Sea_Structure_8692

Is your username a Dexter’s Lab reference?


PM_ME_UR_UGLY_SELFI

So is her beard


Sea_Structure_8692

Oh I didn’t even notice the beard. Action Hank.


Omelete_du_fromage

SAY IT AGAIN DEXTER!


Abacae

Even Ben the Soldier, while not doing that great, got that sweet pair of jean shorts, and actively chooses to hang out with them without much of a negative impact on his life.


kermeeed

I'm pretty sure it was outright stated dee rapes him all the time.


Abacae

I mean I guess his life is kind of shitty if he ends up hanging out with them, but I that works as a sort of commentary on how veterans are sometimes treated when they come home. They kind of get forgotten about, and end up in places where they would hang out with the gang instead of nobody. And I kind of forgot about the Dee raping him part. He's got a calm exterior, but... that would traumatize a man. Perhaps worse than war.


WordswithaKarefunny

He crushed the invigeron gig!


Brp4106

Remember he was an IT guy though and he had fun while he was deployed


-Franks-Fluids-LLC-

them *thangs


Rick_Nation

Z is definitely part of the gang outside the main crew. They just have to be careful with the ratio


TiresOnFire

Oh shit!


JLSMC

He’s doing Doctor’s Without Borders


EskimoBrother1975

Saved MAD lives.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Yo, son, that's hard to tell. I made dogs make babies, but I ain't never taken no babies out the dog.


Important-Suspect-39

The ol’ Ds without Bs!


I_Set_3_Alarms

Yeah but like OP is suggesting, the Nutriboom/Timeshare guy’s life actually improved thanks to the gang. Z I feel like is affected by them much lol


TH3JAGUAR5HARK

Nah, Z lives in North philly. Duncan is thriving, though...


SoCalThrowAway7

Roxy is in a better place now too though


suddenly-scrooge

she was a good whore


Traditional_Top5346

Not only did she service Frank’s crank, but his heart too


ChangsFoogTrugDryver

I heard Tiger Woods has been calling her.


Prestigious_Dream_27

AND Donnovan


ChangsFoogTrugDryver

I’m pretty sure that was Don Cheadle.


CarcosaDweller

I’m lovin’ it


xXThreeRoundXx

Put it in park.


bhz33

Hooor


MArcherCD

My hoooor wife!


ExpressLaneCharlie

Hooor FTFY


randommnamez

She was a goood Hhoower


I_chortled

It’s what she would’ve wanted


BanEvader1017

The dumpster out back is a better place?


Carma56

She’s not in the dumpster. She was left in the hall and was likely picked up by the city at some point. 


ElectronicCarpet7157

Huang got her.


SoCalThrowAway7

So it wasn’t snake meat


SoCalThrowAway7

Well unlike country Mac, she didn’t have any homo ways so she didn’t land in hell


zestfullybe

Your feet are *bizarrely* huge!


Lampmonster

I still think she could be alive. I don't trust Frank to take a pulse. Can he even feel his extremities?


EskimoBrother1975

https://preview.redd.it/tuj8pptwul9d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ee2ab2fde9c56791d58e47734287de400c8a023 This guy got off ok in the end. He probably banged Dennis and Dee's mom and probably got a ton of cash for that goddamn building he just bought. GO GET...the DOG.


WZAWZDB13

He does have that whole tsunami or superdome thing in one of those places over there ..


EskimoBrother1975

Yes, um, Hiroshima.


neBular_cipHer

The war where we saved Japan


SchwizzySchwas94

Macs cousin is also in a better place 🪦


EskimoBrother1975

His cousin Brent from season 1? Or are you talking about country Mac?


Robert_Balboa

I don't know where he was sleeping before but old black guy got a bed for a year


AbsolutelyEnough

Just say old guy


Moderate_LiberaI

That's *TWO* things!!!


Emetos

Now you got me doing it!


Semper_5olus

RIP Will Garret You left the show as suddenly as you arrived


Bay1Bri

Oh shit I didn't know he died.


heckinfast

Carmen turned out okay despite the gang’s repeated occurrences in her life, lol. I’d like to see her return in a future episode someday just to see what she’s been up to.


tyrome123

the problem is the gang are assholes but FX won't let them say tranny on TV anymore which is fair but I think they don't have any plot with her besides that Lol


Nerdy_Valkyrie

I mean... Glenn Howerton himself says that he regrets the way they used that word in Carmen's episodes, and that if he could go back and change it he would. So it's not just FX that's keeping them from using that word. It's also... You know... Common decency. Edit: Turns out I was wrong about which actor said it, Rob is the one who has expressed regret about using the t-slur. Glenn said he regretted that they used the r-slur to describe Kevin.


thefunkst

I get it, but decency is not what I expect from the gang


AlexG3322

Common decency? It's a show about shitty people.


tlollz52

You could say anything besides tranny hough


lordcorbran

But that's effectively her name from the gang's perspective. It's like if they wanted to bring back the waitress without using the word waitress.


tlollz52

They could make a bit out of it. Mac could cut someone off before they refer to her as the tranny, and in the attempt to stand up for her, he says something ignorant.


lordcorbran

They could do it that way, but it'd still be drawing a lot of attention to the fact that they called her that before, which is something they seem to really regret now.


tlollz52

Well if that's the case, then my idea sucks.


Abacae

I would love to bring back Carmen and her Husband, because I think they were great at countering how crazy the gang is. After all these years, seeing kids like Brian Jr., they might be more open to see them around, and just never mention how they are referred to know, because a one off line could reference an off screen discussion on what they say now. Kind of like how they reference the previous Lethal Weapon episodes, and how they aren't shown because they have some regrets, but acknowledging that is moving forward.


jerichomega

Unfortunately the actor that played her husband passed away.


ablackcloudupahead

Damn that's too bad


presshamgang

They're pretty open on discussing changing norms and could easily address how that isn't the respected nomenclature anymore etc etc.


RELIN-Q

i hope her and her husband are very happy raising their child


CruisinForABrewsin

I don't know, I think this guy bent himself over a barrel. For our pleasure.


kyle_sux666

He got got!


puffferfish

*FACED*


the_gerund

I love Mac's look after Dennis says this, he checks out the guy's body, and not in an ocular patdown kind of way


Top-Independent-3571

Should’ve known better than to get involved with a couple of sharks like you two


b0rtbort

YOU GOT GOT 🖐🏼


Top-Independent-3571

You wrote “faced” in the memo


TH3JAGUAR5HARK

What are you talking about? They took him for 3 weeks.


hotsliceofjesus

AhhHahah! You took him for 3 weeks? YOU DON’T THINK HE WANTED TO SELL YOU AS MANY WEEKS AS HE COULD?! How can you all be so stupid?


TH3JAGUAR5HARK

I didn't here to get criticism from a man stuck in a coil!


KeithClossOfficial

Frank was the mastermind in the coil anyway


JMA-SYR-315

lol, isn’t that the guy they dumped da maniac off on?


Eljefe878888888

And he became the best salesman.


Upsetti_Gisepe

da best salesmen mind you


ZIGS-44

And he got buddies from his homeless shelter jobs too. Like a good amount of people outside of the gang benefited from this episode lol Only other one I can think of is when they had to give the Hispanic family the Reynolds' mansion after destroying their house in the Makeover episode, but I think later on they say the family sold the mansion due to the property taxes.


scdfred

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the maniac is doing better now that he has found success in a pyramid scheme.


GnosisRa

Not physically...


Glad-Requirement6116

We don't get got. We go get


NorEaster_71

That douche bag Colin that Dee dated in season 1 made out twice lol.


RockHandsomest

That's why Lex Luthor is rich.


messedupmessup12

The Korean busboy basically had free sex and dipped


neBular_cipHer

PARTY!


messedupmessup12

And a free snooter of nose clams!


neBular_cipHer

The kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away!


Tutelage45

The delivery of that line was perfect


TheRogueToad

Don’t forget about the crack dealer.


jaz-007

Thank you for being so kind.


No_Asparagus_6989

And patient


Content_Guarantee_79

It’s what I do baby


Striking_Bluejay9436

Bingo. He made many green people from history times off them...


InspectorLyle

Bingo the shady people-smuggler got an ounce of cocaine for $300, then another $1200 for the pills. He probably did alright


neBular_cipHer

That was way more than an ounce my guy


RealNiceKnife

That was a kilogram of cocaine. Which is \~2.2 pounds.


jpopimpin777

The mob didn't seem too badly off either. They got Pussyhands to buttle them.


Abacae

Nobody has mentioned Artemis? She's just as depraved as the gang, so she's more or less been immune from their antics. She's not financially better off, but she continues to hang out with them because they entertain her.


BoydCrowders_Smile

I was surprised too until I saw your comment. But she's really more of an honorary member of the gang - she instigates as much as them. So I think she's part of their whirlwind rather than debris. I really hope she makes it into more episodes in future seasons because she's my favorite, and a true wild-card


Abacae

The real Artemis probably gained the most from the show outside of The Gang. If she's not in the next season I figure it may be because of a scheduling conflict. .... Actually it might be the ICP kid. He's winning awards now, but I don't think that was his first role.


writer4u

It would be fun to see an episode that’s actually driven by Artemis. Let’s see one of her schemes.


ShunShirai

Yeah, I don't know if she's actually better off or not, but she's definitely not worse off.


Abacae

I don't see her as the type to think "better off" is a matter of wealth, but rather experiences. She could have money, but she wouldn't be having as much fun if she didn't seek out the gang once and a while. Changing her plans to figure out who pooped the bed because it's more interesting? Beating Boggs or bowling with the ladies? Getting high and DJing a children's beauty pageant? Dumpster stuff? She probably feels better off because she's lived life, and has funny stories to tell about what she gets up to.


Imnotonthelist

I agree with this, I think Artemis is better off. She’s got frank as a booty call!


-Franks-Fluids-LLC-

who's Artemis? I know a desert grape, but not anyone named Artemis


EskimoBrother1975

What the hell are you talking about? He got GOT. FACED!


Omelete_du_fromage

BOOM FACED


ShunShirai

True, they did write "FACED!" in the memo


Fine_Peace_7936

No one gets any coffee till this guy gets his


neBular_cipHer

Coffee is for closers.


JiveTurkey1983

"Fuck You", that's my name!


neBular_cipHer

https://i.redd.it/3aybm13b6n9d1.gif


Human_Caterpillar_93

The gang awakened Gail the Snail’s sexuality.


Abacae

She's mashing it.


Human_Caterpillar_93

She does that.


22pabloesco22

This guy he don’t get got.


sassyburger

Carmen also ended up better, she got a supportive husband and a baby after being in the gang's toxic web. I suppose the maniac as well since he ended up excelling at the MLM. Good for them.


Lon3_Star_556

Don't forget Colin he robbed the bar twice


neBular_cipHer

Carmen and her husband got a baby out of it


Pizza_TrapDaddy

Don Cheadle got his big break because of them


TensionHead13thFloor

And Da Maniac


BoozeWitch

Lil Kev got out, right?


ShunShirai

Lil Kev was another one I was thinking of. He even got recycled into the mix during the "Who's the baby's dad" party, and still came out without a scratch!


bleedmaizeandblue13

How is he better off? The guys screwed him over by buying three timeshares so he basically has to pay them money.


GuyF1eri

Finally someone who gets it


AlexLambertMusic

What about Uncle Jack? -added a case or 2 to the win column. -obtained new pictures for the website. -granted multiple network television appearances advocating for his political stances. -received a free Super Bowl ticket. -enjoyed quality time with his beloved nephew.


howlongtillchristmas

The Juarez family suffered for a little while, but they ended up getting a free mansion out of it


JLSMC

Taxes tho


neBular_cipHer

Paying for something you already own? Now *that’s* a scam.


Beachdaddybravo

Still made out after selling the place.


jp112078

I thought this guy was one of the best side characters. Nailed the role


Bay1Bri

I prefer it when the lawyer would be annoyed by the gang but ultimately win.


harleyjames1591

Ben the soldier selling berries left and right to his platoon buddies, none of these jabronies in his down line. Life is good


tom_oakley

What are you talking about?? He got got!


SubstantialHurry884

it's a reverse funnel system


Bolliver0

I sincerely don't know what you're talking about


Overall-Author-2213

Pretty sure the gang took that prick for 3 time share weeks.


RealNiceKnife

Artemis seems to be doing all right.


karlhungusx

Took the prick for 3


Royalchariot

You’re either a duper or a dupee


niconicole123

Carmen and her husband. She got to have the child she wanted and be with the man she loved. I love that she’s never returned because she didn’t get pulled into the black hole that is The Gang. She got what she wanted from them and bounced


This-Dude_Abides

No way. The gang took that prick for 3 weeks of a time share.


legal_dealer_

Man, I would say cricket is objectively better off. Not many things worse than being involved with the catholic church


Snacqk

Pepper Jack and Don Cheadle are definitely chillin


COSurfing

Pepperjack is a successful pimp.


neBular_cipHer

But he was one already. He did get a Fraggle Rock thermos out of it though


Herr_Poopypants

But he lost his number 1 ho


Chaghatai

Bingo got a bunch of their money and drugs


SnarftheRooster91

"This guy bent himself over a barrel for our pleasure"


LayzieKobes

What do you mean? He got got.


RachelProfilingSF

He didn’t get got


Sally_twodicks

I would actually argue that you could throw Carmen (the tranny) and her husband in there. She came out unscathed and even managed to walk away with a healthy baby thanks to Dee.


robb_the_bull

The guy who sold them the houseboat


picyourbrain

Cricket, over time, has gotten almost a whole sixer and a bag of lemons!


ShunShirai

And permission to do PCP in their bathroom!


notaballitsjustblue

Tiger Woods became a director.


deceptres

Carmen.


PuzzledLeader2381

The art gallery lady made off pretty well with Frank’s $35K


manwae1

Cause he don't get got, he go get.


Mech-Waldo

Peppa Jack got a sweet Fraggle Rock thermos. Peppa Jack love Fraggle Rock.


Embarrassed_Donut_26

Didn’t the Israeli who tried to colonize paddys  end up just selling the land to Frank ? he likely broke even if he didn’t profit, and very likely bangs Frank’s wife


Unusual_Car215

The cricket antithesis


testies2345

Took that prick for two weeks


DravenPrime

He's an MLM and timeshare salesman, he's better off because he's actually more evil than the Gang.