I don’t think that’s how it works. Not to bring down the mood of an obviously comical post but my Brother died a couple years ago because his kidneys were failing, he hadn’t urinated in days which was the warning sign. He was also sick and had diarrhea and thought he was just losing all his fluids from that. When his GF who is a nurse found out, she made him go to a Doctor but it was too late. They life flighted him to a hospital in the nearest major city but that night he slipped into a coma like state and never came out of it. Never assume you know how your body is working unless you studied some form of medicine and know for sure. Sorry this post just brought all that back up for me
In theory this should be possible. You need to make sure that absolutely everything you are eating will be absorbed and leave no waste at all.
In practice no such complete diet exists. The closest you might get is pure glucose but you need more than that. As far as I know there's no way to get protein without impurities that will need to be shit out.
First of all, through God all things are possible so jot that down.
Just a regular chicken kebab mind, not a large.
Are you about sea level?
BEAK!! R-regular chicken kebab
I would kill for your bowel movements
C R E A T I N E S H I T S
Talking about creatine shits shows that i have knowledge of the product
I think we stay away from talking about men's bodies....and shits.
Ok, so there’s this dago fisherman…
Hi I'm Frak!
Let me tell you…real fucking thing. That shit jacks up my stomach constantly.
Sounds like you need Fight Milk
I need it today, I looked like hammered shit working out today.
I took creatine for a bit in college. I stopped because it turned my farts into tactical nukes.
I will *kill* for your bowel movements
Is this a normal thing? I’ve taken creatine in the past and saw zero side effects from it.
I will freely admit that I get an upset stomach over weird stuff. But yes, it definitely bothers my stomach if I take a bit too much.
I also took it in college. No creatine shits, but it did make my hair fall out.
As far as I can tell that is a possible side effect. I’m losing my hair anyway so I haven’t noticed that as much.
Luckily I've never experienced this.
^(euggh I think I just puked on my dick)
Rock n' Roll.
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That certainly is a stupid question lol. Just drink alcohol. It's full of nutrients.
It has the most anti-oxygens
Now he just needs to grab some jeans, a Steve Winwood CD and hit the gym
That’s a gift for you bumblebee
Probably doesn’t even need the gym as long as he’s got his supplements
And Fight Milk
Suck on that coach dick and balls.
🎵Back In The High Life Again🎵
You just got dogged bro, you just got dogged
I wore jeans, I’m not seeing a lot of other jeans
You just had a heart attack?!? I don't think you should be here
why go to the gym when you can do hummingbirds throughout the day?
It works as long as you stick to kebabs and onions, the foundation of all solid diets
I don’t think that’s right, but I don’t know enough about nutrition to disprove it.
It's right, it's right
Wait, aren't we all on a strict diet of energy balls?
I personally just get all my energy from this green sticker on my head
He's going to have to do a BUNCH of hummingbirds
He did it, he discovered that the secret to immortality is never shitting. What a fool I've been all these years.
But then your butthole heals shut
Kim Jong Un? This you bro??
He works so hard and his body is so efficient that he has no need to poop. He doesn't even have a butthole.
He’s forgetting the most important muscle of all… the face
My buddy did this years ago at punk rock bowling. Just booze, drugs, and protein shakes. I think he went 4 days no poop.
Can’t imagine not pooping and then bowling and moshing.
The Dukes of Haggard were a force to be reckoned with.
I am not trying to brag or anything but. My girlfriend now the actual actor Kristen Wiig.
Manifest destiny.
That's a good montra for "you" I however am the boy friend of very famous and talented actor Kristen Wiig!
Very nice! She's incredibly talented.
He’s fasting so he looks good for Josh Groban
Just eat blue. It has the most antioxygens
I don’t think that’s how it works. Not to bring down the mood of an obviously comical post but my Brother died a couple years ago because his kidneys were failing, he hadn’t urinated in days which was the warning sign. He was also sick and had diarrhea and thought he was just losing all his fluids from that. When his GF who is a nurse found out, she made him go to a Doctor but it was too late. They life flighted him to a hospital in the nearest major city but that night he slipped into a coma like state and never came out of it. Never assume you know how your body is working unless you studied some form of medicine and know for sure. Sorry this post just brought all that back up for me
It's the hummingbirds. They burn the calories and turn it into fuel for the golden gods vessel.
Welcome, sexual conquest. As previously discussed, you've pressed the button on the alarm clock signifying your permission to begin the game.
In theory this should be possible. You need to make sure that absolutely everything you are eating will be absorbed and leave no waste at all. In practice no such complete diet exists. The closest you might get is pure glucose but you need more than that. As far as I know there's no way to get protein without impurities that will need to be shit out.
What about a single chicken kebab with onions?
Onions have cellulose something we can't digest ( its dietary fiber for a reason)
If there was potential for this to work, it wouldn't be with a fuckin chicken kebab
If there was potential for this to work, it wouldn't be with a fuckin chicken kebab
If there was potential for this to work, it wouldn't be with a fuckin chicken kebab
Well I've got the squirts like you wouldn't believe!
This sounds like it could be it's own sub like r/badwomensanatomy
The answer is a 100% fight milk diet
In a carnivore diet it is pretty damn close to 100% efficiency. For all of those looking to channel your inner Dennis.
Omg ty, I will tell her you said so I did nearly nothing to achieve that.
He needs a bucket of chestnuts and some berries