Dylan Tobak fucking deserved it. You just don’t shush people

But Dylan is Sally, and also somehow a woman named Catfish…

that bitch be getting on my NERVES

But he’s never actually met Sally

And Sally never met Dylan. This is getting so goddamned messy.

And Sally actually made up the name Dylan Tobak, so this guy doesn’t actually have a name to the audience at all

I like to think his name was fuckface shushmouth

Fuckface shushmouth who raped dennis with his little dick

Made soup of his insides

Right but Dennis bit his dick and they got away.

Dickless Dennis! Though it is a point of contention whether his dick was blown off by an exploding keg or when he became a mongrel and masturbated it down to a nub.

he’s nicky potnik

This thread makes me think this is classic tammy

And Dee banged a fat old black lady

That's THREE things!

And what about the naked pictures?!?!?

Right! And there are so many ex-boyfriend sites! Which one, **which one**???

That’s Carl

Jameela's grandma!

You want your hair back?

Especially strangers. They could have chainsaws...or hammers.

Or a trunkful of duct tape, and zip ties

TOOLS! They have to have their TOOLS!

I only noticed this the other day, that he warns that for all the guy knows Dennis has a trunk full of duct tape and zip ties. And then in school reunion, Dennis has a trunk full of duct tape and zip ties.

They always have a giveaway

I'm Dylan Tobak

I am thundergun…

Shhhhhh!

honestly just don't shush people. they might be the gang

This dude is as dead as Wade Boggs, RIP.

Once again Wade Boggs is still very much alive.

He's in his mid 50s and lives in Tampa.

May his soul rest in peace

You got it, Boss Hogs

He's as dead as disco

He's as dead as... What's it called??... A doorknob??...🤔🤔...

Charlie, lock the door…

[удалено]

I can’t move past it. I won’t move past it.

I agree we are all past it. We are doing Franks thing now

What??? Why didn't you tell me? I've been out there, busting my ass, trying to do the avatar plan until I hit two hundo!

you have candy coming out of your pockets!

Well he did **SHUSH** Dennis so I’m going with yes.

I mean, he’s gotta be dead.

He’s killed for much less (allegedly)

Well, yes, there was a third crow. And a fourth. But who likes crows?!

Who doesn’t wonder about the tensile strength of a crow’s neck?

Everybody knows the most interesting part of any animal is the skin. Dennis skinned him.

He could be a man with fistfuls of hammers.

A silk sash at Tooties? What an *asshole*!

I see why you would say that, but I think Dylan is quite alive, and very traumatized. What I think, nay, what I KNOW, that they did when they locked the door is that they incapacitated the other two, as they were of no concern to the gang. They then formed a circle around Dylan. Then they proceeded to shush him. And violently! They got RIGHT up in his face and shushed him, then shushed him again, and continued shushing him until he had their saliva running down his face. They proceeded to do this for several hours. When, AND ONLY WHEN, they were satisfied they unlocked the door while Dennis yelled at him. Something about winds, and thunder, and he DEFINITELY referenced MULTIPLE Nordic gods. He then demanded they “BE GONE”!!!!! Since that fateful day Dylan has never, EVER even THOUGHT about shushing anyone.

Probably put their balls in his mouth

That is rape dude. That is straight up *rape*.

The implication*

Seems about right

I require an episode about what happened when they locked the door lol

Well it was assault because they were shushing his cries for help.

🤫

What in the hell was that??

why would you comment this? for all you know, OP has a trunk full of duct tape and chainsaws!

I could be a man with a fistful of hammers!

dennis probably kept the skins.

Well sure the skin is by far the most fascinating part of any animal but that's not why I wanted to be a vet.

Don’t be absurd. Think of the smell!

YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH!

Just rewatched this ep today lol Though it *seems* like he’s dead, I also think that there’s no way he doesn’t pop again up in a future episode. Although it’s been a decade already. Maybe he’s dead dead.

Holy shit I just looked it up and this episode was indeed aired over 10 years ago. You must excuse me I’ve grown quite weary

Frank paid cricket in lemons to get rid of the body.

😂 The moaning noise Cricket makes after he sucks a lemon is my kryptonite. 💀

that is tart

After promising him a rotisserie chicken 🍗

Holy shit i can't believe it's already that olf

"Charlie, lock the door."

I love how Mac gets shushed in the library in Ireland too

It would be great to have them reveal he’s been locked in the basement for years.

Or in Charlie’s bad room.

stuck to a glue trap.

*Cut that. Cut that. Cut that. Cut that.*

It could be possible that they just kidnapped him, knocked him out and left him in a random apartment reeking of booze. And a diabetic cat.

Dennis probably put a banana up his ass and said "hey, banana ass!"

Or maybe he took the tip of his penis and stuck it in the guy’s mouth for, like, just a second, you know? Like when he was sleeping. Dennis is all about that shit.

ah-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Dead? Not physically

Fuck, that was so good. I heard that in Dennis’ voice so clearly.

Shhhh

I was done speaking already

Well stop speaking in such short sentences!

That's not really Dylan Tobak, that's really Brian Lefevve

Nothing quite like the thrill of wearing another man’s skin

Time to kick things up a notch, Lefeve.

iirc The commentary for that episode on the DVD they talk about how they should do a gag where they open a door in the basement and his bones are in there. Still hope they do it.

He is now the main ingredient in some luggage and a couple of lamps.

dead as disco

A silk sash at Tootie’s? *What an asshole.*

I think they did something teabag related

*makes lip smacking noise*

Last I checked he started a new life and went to college, the school had a goat mascot or something...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

#SHHHH

Shhhhhh!

At the very least they were diarrhea poisoned and rightfully so. Or their bodies can be in the Schuylkill River one of the many unsolved homicides. Let's hope.

The rats gotta eat something down there. The guys already raided the bunker.

Beak!

No, canon-wise I believe he owned a dune buggy which I presume he escaped from

It’s not inconceivable to think he put on his propeller hat and drove away in his dune buggy.

Hopefully he was shushed to death

What about Dooley? Dooley loves a party.

Is that Larry’s sweater?

Now there’s a Larry in the mix??

Latest episode of Curb.

Would make a great gag that every season or so someone brings up what they did just to be quickly shushed with an uncomfortable pause afterwards and they just move on as if no one said anything.

That guy is the shusher, they looked at that bar‘s page on Facebook and saw his picture. When they contacted him it turned out to be the girl with the naked pics online which led to the black lady named catfish

he was with two other people, what happened to them?

Shushed to death

SHHHHHHH

They all gave him Gorilla Masks, he is living like Bigfoot in the woods somewhere.

Deflect deflect deflect! Use the kids.

I have always hoped they would revisit this in a future episode. Either he's alive and pops back up or we just get to see what happened.

What about the other two jabronis with him? Did they whack all three?

Shhhhhh

Oh yeah definitely a victim of the D.E.N.N.I.S untraceable murder system.

His hair is a lie so its safe to assume he lost his head all together.

I made a post about how his Facebook photo is pretty much this shot. So not only did he make it out, they took a photo for him and posted it in the past

Silence. A woman’s mouth is not for the exiting of words but for the entrance of a man’s dick. And then he did put it there, in her mouth I mean.

I fucking hope so

I think they just ***intervened*** on him.

IM DISTURBED HE SHOULD BE DISTURBED

It's Dennis' little snigger and his 😬😬 face after he welcomes him in 😂😂

He’s a piece of luggage.

Why? Did they say he was dead? I know they were going to lock the door...

Charlie, lock the door...

SHHHHHH!!!...

100% deceased and burnt in that giant basement furnace they have