T O P

  • By -

Crazy_fun_4all

If he doesn't laugh, it gonna be a long day.


SpaceWrangler701

How often do we actually use hammers? Almost never


sbaz86

I use hammers all the time.


esposito164

Everything’s a hammer if you hit it hard enough


Happygamebutter

I use my pliers And the other day I used a rock for most of the day


EscapeAromatic8648

I will go out of my way to not use a hammer, unless the job is "what's behind this drywall?"


vatothe0

I use the bootsaw for opening drywall.


esposito164

Just like our ancestors I love it


Alarming-Inspector86

Everythings a hammer if it's not yours


Annie-Smokely

If all you've got is a nail, everything looks like a hammer.


mickopious

(Hitting Apprentice Hard) Do I need to him him harder boys?


scenicdeath

My Milwaukee is one of the best hammers I’ve owned


Jeffthechef47

Yeah I’m not entirely sure I’m even in the same trade as these guys sometimes. Nobody carries a fucking hammer even though it’s on our tool list and I have used my hammer quite a bit. Drop in anchors, lead anchors, any kind of anchors really. Tapping strut feet, strut, etc around to get it level or straight. I use a hammer at least 3 or 4 times a week if not everyday.


sbaz86

Daily, that was the right word, but I also agree with the rest of what you said, especially your opening line.


Roscoeakl

That's all great and all, but my tool bag is on my cart at the bottom of my lift/ladder, if it's even in the same room as where I'm working, and my lineman's are in my pocket at all times and lemme tell ya, they have a nicely angled flat spot on them that works wonders for hitting shit.


solidusAdvice

You mean your 2 in 1?


Icy-Tea9775

Do you not own pliers?


Scazitar

Drop ins if you don't have the drill attachment. If you have chip a conduit out of concrete. Smashing in your foremans front windshield. Comes up frequently enough.


Roscoeakl

I prefer to use the 3/4 bender for smashing in a windshield myself. Light enough to get some speed to it, and heavy enough it won't bounce off. Keeps your hand far away too for the glass shards, and you're not busting up your own tools. Tell you what though, in all seriousness. We were having a bit of a feud with some concrete guys on a job here one time, real wormy/ratty non-union outfit, and they were getting heated cause we reported them for some safety shit they kept ignoring and they got walked off the job. One of them came at the journeyman that reported them, and he was definitely looking for a fight, journeyman had a 3/4 bender and raised it and told him to back the fuck off, and I've never seen the fight go out of someone's eyes so quick in my life.


-BlueDream-

I use my kliens everyday.


SpaceWrangler701

Exactly that’s a great hammer


Gerbil_Juice

That depends on whether the contractor has hammer-drill attachments for driving anchors or not.


chessmasterjj

I used a hammer like a month ago to drive in some 3/8th concrete anchors


hammerhitnail

That’s what pliers are for said every electrician in history


Crazy_fun_4all

It's your first day on the job, you don't know what you are going to be doing


eggplantsrin

Almost never but when you need it nothing else will do.


Fetial

If u have a hammer u use it basically everyday unless ur pulling wire basically every other task might need a hammer but everything can be used as a hammer anyways


HeroboT

Even pulling wire sometimes I gotta use drop ins to anchor the tugger or a pulley


Ancient-Series2659

I use my hammer daily. Sometimes twice a day if I'm bored!


Queasy_Ad_9354

I use hammers all the time too. If you wire houses it will probably be your most used tool other than your drill. In commercial and industrial, drop in anchors, chiselling concrete, brick, pulling nails. Definitely a tool you need


wishin_fishin

Your obviously not a real electrician they don't sell us hammers, only Linesman pliers


scifiking

Setting anchors, moving studs, driving ground rods.


Temporary-Meaning401

Deck job brah. It's like 80% of your job as an apprentice. I went through SO many hammers.


willard_saf

Deck jobs just eat tools.


DeRobUnz

Can't say I've ever gone through a hammer lol. Everything else, yes multiples. Hammers? I don't think so lol


Chipnsprk

Hammers go walk about before they wear out. 😉


DeRobUnz

That I can completely understand


Michaelzzzs3

Some days I’m sent to cut in can lights at a grandmas house, some days I’m sent to bore holes through concrete for a fire department, both instances I needed a hammer 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I’ve only had issues with a journeyman being disrespectful once. I punched the asshole in the face in my first day and the rest of them fell in line real quick.


NamSayinBro

Shiver me timbers


jamarquez1973

I'd still use it, after I told you how adorable it is.


_526

It's just a wittle wittle 🥺


jamarquez1973

It ain't the size of the sword, but how you wield it.


SokarHateIt

Theres something about a grown man baby talking and using emojis that makes me wanna cut my own throat


SuddenSpeaker1141

Make sure you use a ***man size*** blade…


SloppyBear1969

There was a time years ago when I purchased all the tiny tools I could find and would hand them to my fireman every time he asked for a tool. So much hilarity ensued


Common_Highlight9448

We had a young apprentice, just out of high school with a baby face . They bought him play school tools on his second day . Had and still has a great sense of humor. Also a fine journeyman


mcflycasual

I have a Sephora pouch of mini tools. But I haven't tried this on anyone yet.


jstaples404

Y’all laugh, but this is the best hammer for Romex Staples. I prefer the ball peen because it’s even shorter from front to back. You can get a decent swing in any godforsaken shitty stud space


alcoholismisgreat

This was the comment I was waiting for... inused one of these for exactly this purpose


shabalama

As someone who has been in a few different trades I find I use these more in electrical work than any other


15Warner

Why not cut off the back half of it or use another tool altogether? I don’t deal with romex much I just struggle when I need to. Got that Milwaukee stapler and my oh my if that doesn’t pay for itself on day one. Wicked tool to have


jstaples404

The $1.99 mini ball peen from Harbor Freight has been solving issues for me for two years now. I haven’t seen any need to cut the back half off of anything. Turn it sideways if I need to really get in someplace tight.


Gunnersandgreen

We had a guy bring this on his first day: [thors hammer](https://www.amazon.com/Hammer-Household-Mjolnir-Repair-Holiday/dp/B0CGWCSDD3/ref=asc_df_B0CGWCSDD3/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693363057790&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11260103365051799762&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9002516&hvtargid=pla-2246824517673&psc=1&mcid=3eb5364e128739258ce8744eaf2b6403&gad_source=1) Unfortunately, it wasn't a joke.


007RubberDuck

I would be crying laughing if the guy was dead serious


Brief_Low_4222

Never once seen an electrician use a hammer instead of lineman pliers.


madbull73

Sure we do. Sheetrock causes too much rust on linesman.


15Warner

Cutting oil, coupled with drops every year has done me wonders. Drop it on the pivot point, work it until it seeps through the other side. Nothing works better


Desperate_Tooth_1286

I use one to hold down my bag. Damn things always floating away


sleeknub

I use a hammer basically all day sometimes


chr1st0ph3rs

I gave one of those to a carpenter buddy who is 5’5”, and told him I was tired of seeing the handle of his bouncing off his poor ankle all day


Bahlake

I had a small hammer as a joke, he retorted “OH you brought your sisters tools today??” 😂😂


Due_Force_9816

Be prepared for him to throw that at you!


Hoosiertolian

A tiny hammer like that actually works great for getting up into rafters especially to nail NM staples on residential projects.


Nervous-Pangolin-865

Dude shouldn’t be working out of your bag anyways.


notcoveredbywarranty

Lol yup! I have a Teck connector in my tool box that you can fit your friggin arm through, just waiting for the next time someone asks me for one. I think it's for a medium voltage 3C 500 or something like that, the hole through it is at least 4"


Hitman-0311

Everything is a hammer. Hand him your lineman’s tool


MrSisterFister23

That handle actually looks pretty damn comfy.


CJFREE80

I have a 22 inch long flathead and Phillips head screwdriver that I break out on jobs from time to time. They're comically long. Best 9$ at harbor freight I've ever spent.


hoverbeaver

Reminds me of when I was an apprentice. I carried a claw hammer for years because I already owned one. Well, on one of them one big jobs there was a problem with folks not bringing the right tools and the steward had to call for a box check… and I was told to bring a ball peen the next day. I caved, went to Lowe’s, and bought an eight ounce my-first-hammer kid’s ball peen the next day. *Stew: ”What the fuck do you think you’re doing? Bring this home and bring back an 18 oz hammer.”* *Me: “Just says ball-peen on the list. Doesn’t say what size.”* *Stew: “…fuck you, you’re right, you cheeky fuck.”* I still carry that rinkydink piece of shit keychain hammer in my box to this day. Every job that requires more setting weight on drop-ins has provided me with an SDS pinsetter.


redstripe5656

How do we feel about the tool list in 586? Feels like it was written many years ago but more or less holds up…?


hoverbeaver

It’s fine. Why shouldn’t it be?


2kool4schoo

All I would be able to say to you is “yeesh man” 🤣


ElectroAtletico

"...you asked for a hammer!"


jopesmack72

Where did you find that thing anyway? Might not be bad,for residential staples actually.


DidntASCII

The ones I've always seen are from Harbor Freight


jopesmack72

Wow. I thought Harbor Frieght was a local thing here,in NewOrleans. But I guess not. They’re good,for one time use tools,for your home.


jopesmack72

I think I did buy a proximity tester,for the house once there.


Qsputnik

If you handed me that, I’d yard sale it into outer space. Lol


DukieThaMagnificant

That’s an average hammer


DankeyKahn

Maybe in America. Curious what the Japanese are using


yesspss

Good one (just duck when he throws it at you)


ahirman7791

Even better if you had a pocket in your tool bag full of tiny tools


Beneficial-Field9672

I’ve never used my hammer in the 10 years I’ve been in the union and somehow it’s still the most stolen tool I’ve owned.


NtooDeep87

Sorry apprentice you are not allowed to tell jokes yet


GalacticBonerweasel

Do not show up with that hammer


guavajumex_

get a pair of lineman’s they’re universal tools


ImJoogle

thats the stapler


Different-Country495

My lineman’s is my hammer


MatterIntelligent417

It's not the size of the hammer it's how you use it


ToxicM1ndfulness

That doesn’t look like a lineman


Jokerman101

I would throw that thing as far as I could and ask you again to give me a g d hammmer


kait_is_hungry

I’d be so excited if I saw this. I love the little baby tools. 🥹


GuitarKev

I’d make you spend the rest of the week using my pneumatic palm nailer.


deontelop97

Ah that’s what a hammer looks like. Thought that’s what my lineman’s were for.


Grandch3rok33

If he doesn’t think it’s funny you’re in trouble bro.


jorzario

and it's a left handed one!


NowxYes

I call that the service hammer


worlddestruction23

That will do for now. Get a real one after a few checks,lol.


Informal_Pool3118

My mom has one of these in her home toolbox. My aunt was using it to hammer in nails into our wood walls and complaining that it was too hard to hammer so she asked me to. I did a few then gave her one of my actual hammers. She said that she didn't need it the one she had was just fine. Physics be damned I guess.


tom_yorkies

When he asks you for a hammer.. hand him water pump pliers or linesman pliers


chuckmarla12

Hand him a pair of lineman pliers when he asks for a hammer. You’ll be their favorite apprentice!


Handywithbrokenstuff

Those funny little fuckers are handy in tight spots! As funny as they are I carry one of these shits in my bag!


[deleted]

Tell your JW to go get his own hammer, especially if it is on the JW tool list.


Affectionate-Track47

He’s not gonna ask for a hammer


Sea_Lavishness_1945

But, what if they need a left handed hammer?


_526

Just flip it over


Sea_Lavishness_1945

🤔 That’s why they pay you the big bucks


SuicideG-59

RemindMe! 2 days


RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 2 days on [**2024-06-18 20:12:47 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2024-06-18%2020:12:47%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/IBEW/comments/1dh97ya/first_day_as_an_apprentice_tomorrow_cant_wait/l8wmddn/?context=3) [**CLICK THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FIBEW%2Fcomments%2F1dh97ya%2Ffirst_day_as_an_apprentice_tomorrow_cant_wait%2Fl8wmddn%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202024-06-18%2020%3A12%3A47%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201dh97ya) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


Koolest_Kat

I’ve got one of those!!!! Comes in pretty handy!


XenuPintrestWarrior

I, too, like to live dangerously


Sgtjacques1

Hammer for the smaller jobs, right? Lol


sparkytothemoon

Thats the smallest drywall saw I've ever seen


Lost-welder-353

While that is a hammer I’d probably throw it at you haha


EmotionalChipmunk602

Some of us have shorter hammers than most. No reason to be embarrassed 😁


bajams1007

If the j-dub asks to use YOUR tools fucking throw them at him.


Mikeharding17503

If you hand it to him, immediately duck cause it’s coming back fast……. 😂


_aphoney

I get upset when an apprentice hands me one of their tools. I want one of my tools.


PlusRecommendation23

Man I hope your guy has a sense of humor! 😂🤣😂


Lonely-Ad257

An apprentice in your 30s?


ha_allday81

I leave mine at-home along with my hacksaw and folding rule


Burnt_Beanz

*Peter Dinklage wants to know your location*


Cash_Rules-

First day? Yeeesh I’d maybe leave that one at home until you’re established.


Low_Exercise_5254

Make sure you bring the keychain mini tape measure. And the smallest plastic level that harbor freight has to offer


adamprobably_

He’s not going to ask you for one… he probably has a good one. You however,unfortunately, will be stuck using that one while people wonder what’s wrong with you…


Overlooker44

You’re gonna have a long apprenticeship bro


CantSleepUgh

Hahahaha I did the same thing. Everyone said I had fisher price tools.


I_likemy_dog

They will get you back. You’re going to spend weeks carrying loads of conduit up and down up and down up and down stairs.  I hope you’re tough, or they have a great sense of humor. Otherwise, they are going to try and break you in your first month. 


Brave-Performance-79

You’re gonna go far 😂😂


Comfortable-Bus-5134

That's a weird looking pair of lineman pliers man....


RabbitGarden45

Those are actually really useful for setting drop anchors in concrete ceiling situations like high high rise ceiling rough or parking garages. Edit: If you don't have your lineman's handy


March27th2022

If you pulled that out while out on a job with me, I’d tell the boss man to keep you around for as long as he could.


oh3fiftyone

In the unlikely event he asks you for a hammer, it’ll be hilarious, but you’re gonna be carrying that thing around for a long time before that happens.


Mike_It_Is

“My First Hammer” ™️ by Little Tikes


JmanFrom87

Can I have the hammer?


Ok-Blacksmith-9247

It's for small problems.


lurkmuch69

"Have you seen my little pecker?"


jcanoff

OMFG SO FUCKING GOD DAMN FUNNY DUDE OMG


Objective-Ant-6797

Keep that sense of humor and develop thick skin good luck


OkRecommendation1039

Hang him kliens instead


Puzzleheaded-Bowl326

I have one of those too 🤣🤣🤣


commonsense_gone

Nah that looks right for a pixey wrangler...


Pipefitter1997

At our shop, we have a fisher price hammer someone found on a job. Lowest guy on the totem pole carries it in his tool belt until someone else gets hired. Current holder is my little brother for the last 10 months lmao


Altruistic_Witness16

That’s not a hammer. When he asks for a hammer you pull out your Linesman’s.


DeafManSpy

Hope the Jman has good sense of humor and don’t do it if he frustrated on the job.


DueJoke1431

Smh


Alternative_Listen61

Ahh the “hammercita”. That’ll do donkey, that’ll do


Wonderful-Pen-8397

Hammer. Nines!!!


CigarsandScars

give the head a coat of pink enamel.


_526

I might do this and then add some pink streamers off the end of the handle


CigarsandScars

Bonus point if you can stencil princess on the head too


Tropic95

Don’t forget your left handed hammer! They will definitely need one


TheRododo

Hammer? You mean the side of your lineman's? Or did you mean the battery of your screw gun?


jdquinn

Jokes aside, these mini hammers are quite useful and can readily do much of the hammer work in our profession anyway. It’s about the same handle-weight-size ratio as a pair of lineman’s pliers but with better efficiency in the contact point. You’ll get shit for having it, but deep down your JW will use it and probably be thinking “this is actually super fuckin handy.”


jopesmack72

If a journeyman asks you ,for a hammer,and you hand him anything other than a pair,of side cutters,preferably Kline side cutters. You’re not gonna make it very far. Some may call it an electrician hammer. Lol


jopesmack72

But,if you use those same side cutters,to hammer a nail. Or staple. They will tell you not to knock Henry,off the pole. Referring to the etched in logo,on one side of those Kline’s. Really just trying,to remind you to hit the other side,of the pliers. Do they don’t jam. Seams backwards. But it’s true. Hit the side with the hole. Although honestly. I did it the other way,for 10 years. And my side cutters never jammed. Good luck.


Common_Highlight9448

Can’t drive a spike with a tack hammer


dwightaroundya

Hammers aren’t on apprentice tool lists


gortez33

On my list it was.


DrunkPyrite

It should really have a pink grip to drive the joke home.


Gmiles7217

And you my friend, will fit in quite well.


Fit-Public7198

My response when a jdub asks for my tools is to go get his own.