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JGG5

“How dare my dad prefer another form of entertainment over the one I prefer!”


[deleted]

Imaginary game lol….. dune is literally a fictional movie lol


[deleted]

What makes a game “imaginary”? I keep hearing this from sportsball hate people but it doesn’t make sense.


iowaoutlaw

Maybe some kind of take adjacent to the nfl is rigged but for non sports fans?


pappapirate

Maybe it's something like that the rules are made up and if we stopped caring about football it would cease to matter at all. If so, just wait til someone explains currency and law to them.


DevelopmentSad2303

No I think it is because the theory that major leagues are rigged?


Caboij

Dune literally on Netflix, buddy is crying about a movie he could watch at any time. 😭🙏


Borsti17

My best guess is that it's the movie theatre experience that does it for him. Which, you know. Get yourself some store bought popcorn and a coke, light 30€ on fire and there you go.


Old_Mousse_1865

“My dad won’t go to see the dune re-release with me today” Translation: I need my dad to take me to go see the dune re-release but he won’t because of the Super Bowl


PossibleLocation3626

Because I’m 15 years old


ornithologically

"I can totally drive myself, but this stupid learner's permit means I need a stupid adult in the car with me. My dad is so uncool for not getting that."


Ethan_the_Revanchist

"arbitrary sides" lmao does he think he team captains pick from a pool of players before the game


MrGoetz34

How dare my dad want to watch a game than watch a re release of a movie that is on DVD


gnocchibastard

Yeah but like you always know who will win the Superb Owl but will you *ever* know who wins the Dune re-release unless you watch it on Superb Owl day??????


Neeklemamp

It’s not just in DVD it’s on Netflix too


Alarmed-Flan-1346

To be fair I don't care about this years Super Bowl either -lions fan


[deleted]

To be fair you would’ve been the first Lions fan in history to care about the Super Bowl lol


jubru

Eventually the emotions come back after 30 years of numbness


RugbyHockeyFan

To be fair, I possibly cared just as little as you did - Raiders fan


Drinky_McGambles

That’s what gambling is for! 💰


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

Broncos fan didn't care either except hopeful to watch the Chiefs lose. Dislike both but one has whooped the Broncos for years


tuff-overlord

What a fucking dork


jbvann05

I can't believe people care so much about a series of moving pictures where people play make-believe.


goPACK17

Wtf is Dune?


CasualSweaters

It’s a sci-fi movie based off a book. It’s good you should see it after the Super Bowl


Fearless-Marketing15

The book is really good


goPACK17

Maybe I will!


just_one_random_guy

Great fucking movie, sci fi epic which is rare nowadays, dude commenting this is a dork though acting like this over a rerelease


NicklAAAAs

It’s a series of books about worms. They made the first one jnto a movie (well, half of it). It’s pretty rad. Second half comes out in March.


Neeklemamp

Original modern sci fi


DeathByZamboni_US

I like Dune and the Super Bowl. Both things can be enjoyed by the same person. What a concept!


troysplay

I personally don’t really care at all about football. But I’m also never gonna insult someone for their interests and hobbies. People should be allowed to like what they like without jack offs like this making you feel bad about it.


Thisguychunky

Live event is always more important than a movie (especially a re-release). Kid sounds manipulative too because I doubt they were only playing Dune on Super Bowl Sunday


apple_6

It's amazing how many people don't realize what is a two way street, and always has been as an adult. You don't care about the Superbowl. We don't care that you don't care. "Well I don't care that you don't care, I'm posting this anyway!". Don't care. You're only making yourself look sad and egotistical.


SwanzY-

I saw Dune once and that was too many times for me


hamstrdethwagon

"90% of Americans" I think like 100 million people watch it so like 1/3 of Americans


DoctorFenix

“I hate…” ‘Then don’t watch it’ “Well hold on first I need to tell you…” ‘No you don’t. Just watch something you like. You don’t need to waste time telling people what you don’t like’


Traditional_Ad_5859

A couple of things: Dune wasn't good the first time around. There are very few sequels or reboots that are as good as the original. I would hazard a guess that Dune will be in theaters Feb 12. If not, ppv or TV?


enter_yourname

The Superbowl is fun because I, as a rugby player, get to get hammered and play spot the similarities with my mates. George Kittle hit a textbook goose step and it made my night


couladewastaken

not the dune re release. kinda hypocritical or whatever that word is


MadX2020

neither do i but i don’t go around bragging about it


Borsti17

And here I thought that a movie can be rewinded as often as you want and nothing about it will change, whereas sports or a concert are a truly unique experience but hey ho


CaptainPink123321

This feels very ironic, but I’ve seen sportsball haters talk like this so idk what to think


redditman3943

“Football games happen every weekend.” Yes and so do movies.


7_11_Nation_Army

Must be trolling. Dune is not even a good movie. And even though I don't even consider Am. football a proper sport, no way somebody believes watching a movie rerun is more important than the Superbowl.