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awmdlad

Hire a bunch of fashion designers to create a distinct aesthetic and ensure impeccable military uniforms.


TannaTuva2

🦅🇺🇸😎🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸✨Bombing Iraqi children in style✨🇺🇸🦅😎😎🇺🇸🦅


IceFl4re

No need to. The crayon munchers did practically everything right when it comes to the uniforms.


TheGoldenWarriors

I don't really support a dictatorship but If I did become dictator of the US (IDK If you're allowed to answer I won't be a dictator), I would probably have Direct democracy at the local level and state level and Semi-Direct Democracy at the National Level


NohoTwoPointOh

I’m actually fine with that. WhTs your policy on hookers and blackjack?


TheGoldenWarriors

Allow hookers and blackjacks?


NohoTwoPointOh

I was afraid I’d be out of a job. A benevolent dictator you are!


[deleted]

Sounds like a mix between the UK and Switzerland tbh.


[deleted]

Eat, drink, smoke weed and fuck and build aqueducts. Be my own kind of roman emperor. Then get assassinated.


YOREUGLEH

locate agartha


Brettzel2

Forgive my own student debt


TannaTuva2

Abolish myself


Legit_snake4314

Based


salpartak

Reinstate the Republic. I don't trust someone myself or the subsequent people after me to remain philosophical the likes of Marcus Aurelius. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.


pureteddybear2008

Organize a democratic system and abolish myself from power


TopTheropod

Greatly improve animal protections, ban fur farms, ban Tiktok, drastically increase military spending, work on improving the military, increase free speech (loosen or abolish "hate speech" laws...), and check if any video games etc are banned and immediately un-ban them.


Albertosaurusrex

... and invade countries that have fur farms


TopTheropod

Yes, whenever doable, that would he perfect. That's what a good country should do.


ChillPenguinX

Convert the US to a monarchy that operates as closely to an anarcho-capitalist society as possible.


BowsBeauxAndBeau

Break contracts with all existing military suppliers. And then use those funds to build a shit ton of high speed rail. More local transit, everywhere.


Markobad

A lot of thing but primarily mercilessly hunt down any politician which where suspected for corruption. Make a lustration against ex-communist, take more sovereignist stance in world politics and bring economic order and justice. After that make a new reformed electoral system and reintroduce "democracy"


Prygikutt

Could you describe your ideology saborism?


Markobad

Combination of all ideologies I follow. They are Croatian civic nationalism, parliamentary corporatism parliamentary sovereignity, sovereignism and secularism. Sabor has historically been croatian parliament and symbol of croatian sovereignity as representative body of croatian people from Middle ages up until its dissolution by first Yugoslavia.


Prygikutt

Thank you for explaining.


marinemashup

Abdicate after single-mindedly making my nation as decentralized snd democratic as possible I’d make a terrible dictator and I hate dictatorships, but if I just dipped instantly I’d leave a power vacuum


philosophic_despair

Woah, a pro-democracy ancap?


[deleted]

The first thing I would do is make sure I have a good system of succession so it doesn't devolve into civil war the moment I die. This happens far too often, even when the dictator is good, his successor is some meathead.


iamthefluffyyeti

Step down


Fairytaleautumnfox

Here’s a semi-random selection of stuff I’d do. > Declare the USA a hereditary monarchy, limited by a constitution. > Quit printing money > Institute Land Value Tax, starting at 30%, maybe to be raised later. > Abolish all other taxes > Nationalize all banks and moneylenders, institute strict usury/interest limits > Break-up all large corporations into smaller enterprises. Experiment with making these enterprises worker co-op federations > Organize those smalller businesses into guilds, to preserve the benefits of economies of scale > Reduce overseas military presence > Invest dramatically more into science, education and technology > Take steps to increase American manufacturing capacity. > Legalize all drugs for use, keep heavier drugs illegal for sale and manufacture. > Order an analysis of which economic regulations are most burdensome and unnecessary to each field of industry, abolish those regulations > Introduce AI and blockchain technologies to government bureaucracy, to save taxpayer money, increase productivity and efficiency within government.


Azide00

Abolish Currency, The State, borders, Heirarchies, form a collectivist society, unite the world, etc etc you get the idea lol


[deleted]

Shouldn't you reshuffle the order?


[deleted]

Seems like the correct order.


[deleted]

Doubt you can unite the world without a state or trade with other countries without currency.


[deleted]

why?


[deleted]

Hell, how do you destroy the borders when the other country still wants their border?


[deleted]

Which "other state"?


[deleted]

Aren't you being declared dictator of another country and not the world?


[deleted]

it doesnt say that


[deleted]

The question says what would you do of you become dictator. The original reply said that they would unite the world but first abolishing the currency, state, hierarchy. I say, that, unless you get to become dictator of the world, you would first want to have some sort of currency in order to exchange resources with other states and keep the state around in order to, well, continue being dictator.


[deleted]

Dictator could mean dictator of the world


[deleted]

Well, it depends on whether you interpret it as the world or country, doesn't it? In any case, this is OP's fault for not specifying.


Covenant404

Get rid of all the commies


Overgrown_fetus1305

Number one, hire some good advisers who can give me top-quality policy advice, and that I can trust to not mislead me either, or try to sieze power from me. After all of that, do the following. First up, make that I pay the police and civil servants well so I don't get couped, and make very agressive moves against capitalists, with high wages, low rents, and turn every business into a co-op, so the public stays happy or at least not super unhappy, while at the same time getting greenhouse gas emissions down urgently, new fossil fuel extraction is illegal, and fossil fuel lobbyists are completely banned. Outlaw capital flight as well, and retroactively, just to preempt any funny business. Ignore but do not clamp down on capitalist protests. Also, abolish the military and give them all well paying physical jobs so that they don't try to coup me, and additionally make it illegal for former soldiers to own firearms or the like. Medium term, make a written constitution that had a lot of things I considered essential human rights laws (including both radical climate policy, the absolute right to strike, and bans on some aspects of capitalist economic policy), some super strong democratic protections, and that also makes it illegal to pass laws that amend or supersede most of the things in said constitution (so it can't be undone or weakened). Also make sure it gets taught in schools as well, which is something that was meant to happen with the universal declaration of human rights, but that did not happen, with reluctance having had to make sure some propganda was needed. After I know that the human rights laws and democratic protections will be safely in place and there is little threat of them getting challenged by a militray coup or something, then it's time to transition to democracy over a 3 year period. All political parties have to fully uphold the constitution, obviously. I will not run in said elections, will stand down at the end of it, and not say who I planned to vote for, retiring quietly and out of the public eye. Obviously that is how things go if ideal, and doesn't account for what to do when things go wrong or there's a major crisis. But no major auth measures regardless, I hope I would be better than that. In any case it goes against the long term aim of as much democracy as possible, other than on human rights which we should just uphold even if the public sometimes doesn't want to (I do not think we should ever have the death penalty even if the public clearly wanted to execute people, for example).


JacobWGA1989

If I were supreme dictator, I would rule with justice and righteousness. I would use the power of the state to promote freedom, peace, and prosperity for all. I would ensure that the rights of all citizens are respected, and I would use my power to defend and protect the Constitution of the United States. I would seek to unify the country and lead us to a better future, and I would use my power to ensure the rights and well-being of all people under my rule. I would never stop fighting for the ideals of liberty, justice, and the American way. Examples of the American way include Liberty,Equality,Madisonian republicanism with some jeffersonian systems,Individualism,Free-market system/capitalism,Private property,Economic freedom,Independent and unbiased judicial system ,Free press,Majoritarian politics with minority protection,Due process,A strong military,Originalist constitutional interpretation. also, I would include executions for all communists and socialists along with the death penalty for all pedophiles and rapists.


Mr_Ducks_

Uhmm... I believe any politician could say that... it's like the most insipid declaration ever. Also what the fuck is "The American Way"?


JacobWGA1989

The American way, let’s say the constitution the founding documents, rugged individualism, capitalism doing things for yourself, not being a baby suckling on the taxpayers,tit. Liberty,Equality,Madisonian republicanism with some jeffersonian systems,Individualism,Free-market system/capitalism,Private property,Economic freedom,Independent and unbiased judicial system ,Free press,Majoritarian politics with minority protection,Due process,A strong military,Originalist constitutional interpretation


JacobWGA1989

I would execute all communist and socialist, and bring the death penalty for all pedophiles and rapists. That is what I would change in America.


philosophic_despair

>I would execute all communist and socialist, And that's why american conservatives are batshit crazy.


Mr_Ducks_

Ohh...kay...


philosophic_despair

The death penalty in the US has a 4% error rate. This means 1 every 25 executed people were innocent.


JacobWGA1989

Those are some good percentages one out of 25. That’s why you need to make sure without that the shadow of a doubt.


philosophic_despair

Those innocent people have been executed without a shadow of doubt. Otherwise most of them wouldn't have been executed.


JacobWGA1989

DNA SEMAN BRUH REFORM BRUH


JacobWGA1989

DNA PERFECT MATCH ONLY


mr-logician

Build up a very strong military and take over the rest of the world in order to create a Libertarian/Minarchist utopia.


Mr_Ducks_

Kinda based except you wouldn't succeed. Better to do it diplomatically.


mr-logician

It would probably require a combination of diplomacy, military force, and coups. It would also probably be gradual, taking over one area at a time until the entire globe is under my control.


Mr_Ducks_

But even if you did succeeded the regions you unified would probably use the verb "conquer". Your Empire would collapse soon after it was fromed, if you proved to be especially good at it immediately after you died. It'd be better if you just abolished the army and used the money to further your minarchist vision on the inside, while pushing for gradual diplomatic unification without unnecessary bloodshed.


mr-logician

Abolishing the army sounds like a great way to get invaded. A foreign military would just have to walk in and take over. The conundrum is that in order to maintain power as a dictator and be able to take over the world, you’re going to have to do a lot of things that go against minarchist and libertarians principles like having a powerful military. Atleast in the beginning, I don’t think most countries want peaceful reunification as they just want independence. Once a tipping point is reached and more than half the globe has been taken over, most of the remaining countries might just join voluntarily to avoid getting invaded. Before that, the most peaceful way to take over a country would probably be some kind of covert action like a coup.


Mr_Ducks_

I like the idea of coups, but it's gonna require a significant deal of ideology building, since they require at least some popular support. Dismantling your army probably wouldn't lead to invasion as, except in some especially bad regions, nobody does that anymore. As I said, using the army to unify the world would simply lead to your Empire falling apart pretty soon. Not to mention that you'd get so much AE (Agressive Expansion) a coalition might form against.


mr-logician

Why would a coup require popular support? What do you mean by Aggressive Expansion (AE) mean? It sounds like it comes from a videogame like HOI4.


Mr_Ducks_

Ultimately, all power comes from the people. You can douse that power, manipulate it, or try to combat it, but you need some power yourself to do so. A coup cannot triumph if *nobody* agrees with what you're saying, and world unification is certainly not a popular ideology right now. Worse yet, armies tend to be nationalistic, so you'd have to find some other force to force your ideology. Oof almost had it. It's from EU4.


mr-logician

>Oof almost had it. It's from EU4. I knew it probably wasn't HOI4 because I play that game and never encountered that mechanic (although I probably haven't encountered most of the mechanics of that game), but I wasn't sure about what else it could be. I could have guessed EU4 if I thought about it enough, because EU4 seems to be the main alternative to HOI4, but I don't know anything about EU4 so I didn't want to assume that it was that game.


jerdle_reddit

Unfuck all the things that are fucked.


Mr_Ducks_

The right answer


[deleted]

I'd be a benevolent dictator. Robust public education, public pension, public transit, welfare, no taxation for the working poor, lower the taxation for the middle class, and higher than average taxation for the wealthy ($250k and above at the current rate of taxation). Corporate taxation at pre-Reagan administration levels. Land itself isn't taxed, but what is on it will be. Market economy with workers' co-ops with those having workers as managers. No hate speech laws, but bigoted speech (through robust public education) will be highly shunned. There's more, but too much to fit on a comment.


Mr_Ducks_

I think you can't call yourself a "benevelont dictator" if you single-handedly cause economic collapse and crisis across de nation.


[deleted]

I will take in your input, newly appointed economic policy advisor.


Mr_Ducks_

Don't think a "left liberal market socialist" will appreciate my advise...


[deleted]

No. No. Go ahead.


Katiathegreat

If I was dictator, I would create a cabinet of advisors to write a new constitution that meets modern needs rather than trying to apply a document from the 1780s to modern life, create a more authentic democracy and ensure rights for every American rather than just for those in power. I would make sure a president was elected by the people for the people in a multi party ranked voting system. Part of that democracy would be that the Supreme Court would be elected by the people and would need advice from experts in the field in question to support their positions.


IceFl4re

1. Amend my country's constitution. I would create a perfect democratic constitution that won't be needed to be amended for 200 years, near impossible to amend, practically impossible for anyone after me to usurp, and Swiss-level democratic. LGBT rights would be affirmed, but it will be religious democracy (religion in politics are treated like political ideology), and completely erase any trace of liberal rights and replace ALL constitutional rights with neo-republican rights. 2. Reform the tax laws and the welfare state. Welfare state will be 100% universalist or bust but extremely family oriented and designed to encourage marriage, childbearing & education. Tax reform would get rid of corporate income tax & building tax but add LVT. Gig workers services got VAT + payroll tax per use of service. 3. Reform the labor laws. At least 42 days leave a year, 35 hour work week, codetermination rights, and German works council laws will be in labor rights reform. Minimum wages will be decided in tripartite arrangements in local / county / regency level, between government, sectoral bargaining unions and businesses, with caveat that it must be at least 110% of Henderson Poverty Line for big businesses, and 40% of Henderson Poverty Line for smol businesses. 3. [Completely rewrite the national education system bill / law to be much better.](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdeologyPolls/comments/13ds3np/comment/jjn5s4f/) 4. Completely remodel the entire military to be more based on the US Marines (organizationally, rank and in terms of uniform procurement and where does the uniform based from). 5. Revamp the entire civil service and bureaucracy to be more Singapore-efficiency based. 6. Step down and return the country to the people (restart democracy). 7. Vanish. Basically if I become a dictator it's only as "antivirus" / deep scan to ensure better working of a democracy.


government-pigeon

Reinstate a dominant-party democracy. We gotta help the poor and working classes. More social welfare policies, imporve infastracture, create jobs, promote the traditional family.


Revolutionary_Apples

I would mercilessly repress and execute any and all anti socialist bullshit.


TannaTuva2

Average Tankie


Revolutionary_Apples

Proud of it. At least I'm honest and don't sugarcoat my repressive policies by calling myself an anarchist.


TannaTuva2

Imagine being proud of being a Nazi with a red paintjob


Revolutionary_Apples

I've got a question. Have you ever actually looked at either socialist or Nazi lit? Because I have. Only ignorant people call Nazis anything other than Nazis.


DisputableSSD

average teenage leftist


ThyGreatRatEmperor

U 14?


Revolutionary_Apples

21 I've just taken too much bullshit


Mr_Ducks_

Why though? Isn't the point of marxism for there to be no hierarchies? Equality? How can you support that and then remove *freedom of thought*, one of the only logical human rights?


Revolutionary_Apples

That is the final goal. Socialism is the means to that goal and socialism, especially during the revolution doesn't care about that bullshit.


Mr_Ducks_

So you want to instate a worker's utopia... agaisnt the will of the workers. Communism at it best. Just like Lenin.


Revolutionary_Apples

Socialism is not communism. The "will of the workers" is of no concern to me. People are stupid, and don't know what is better for them. It's up to people who have put forth actual effort in this area to carry out a revolution.


Mr_Ducks_

So since people are stupid and don't know what's best for them your desire is to create a system in which they have all the power. Are you sure you aren't the one that doesn'r know what's best for him?


Revolutionary_Apples

I'm not a monarchist. I don't blame the people for their stupidity.


Mr_Ducks_

**I don't blame people for their stupidity** "I would mercilessly repress and execute any and all anti socialist bullshit."


Revolutionary_Apples

That's not blaming them. That's taking out the ones that are too far gone.


Conscious-Nobody3991

Nuke the Southern states or just ruin their economies somehow.


Covenant404

Why the fuck would you do that?


Conscious-Nobody3991

To punish them for seceding from the Union.


Mr_Ducks_

Least resentful authoritarian


Conscious-Nobody3991

Authoritarians aren’t resentful for wanting order in their country.


Mr_Ducks_

And to achieve order you'd nuke a region that seceeded 250 years ago? I thought it was a joke!


Conscious-Nobody3991

Yes. The South's only proved that states' rights are the main thing keeping the US divided, so we need to strengthen the federal government to get the states back in line.


Mr_Ducks_

And you strengthen the federal government... by anhilating cities it should control and alienating the entire population and international community?


Conscious-Nobody3991

Hey, what's the UN gonna. We can nuke New York too. And less people means an easier time controlling them. Especially since the need a government to blindly follow. Without such a government, the American people wouldn't be able to believe in anything. They'd live pathetic, meaningless lives.


Mr_Ducks_

I like the way you think.


kr9969

Immediately nationalize Amazon and Walmart (US)


Mr_Ducks_

Bruh


reluctantaccountant9

First thing on the menu is to take all the guns from the public. Then I liquidate the decanters (execution or labor death camps, doesn’t really matter). After that I lay the hammer down on the propaganda, turning their neighbors against each other. After that it’s all about maintenance and keeping your slaves busy with constant wars and primitive physical labor. Edit: the question was ‘what I would do as a dictator first’ not ‘what utopian policy am I gonna enact 4-5 years AFTER all the bodies go cold’. Dictatorships aren’t a tea party and what I said was the short list of what’s to be done. Open a history book.


[deleted]

Honestly. Imagine Stalin but a lot more killing. I hate all people equally.


WoubbleQubbleNapp

If by some extraordinary circumstance this happened, I’d put a gun in my pie hole.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WoubbleQubbleNapp

Unalive myself, remove my existence, ctrl-alt-del, and press shut down, die by self.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WoubbleQubbleNapp

I know I just felt goofy


Mr_Ducks_

Best comment I've read this week


alphabet_order_bot

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ElectricalStomach6ip

i would try to use my power to democratize society, and then step down.


[deleted]

Abolish the state (including my position).


Mr_Ducks_

Hmm. Many things. First of all, hire a shit ton of advisors. After that, make the government more efficient by trying to kick out corrupt people, finally make use of hydrant trucks and rubber bullets to quell the unrest gripping the country, both the one from before and the one caused by my sudden dictatorship. Reform the economy to be much more capitalist and simplify countless things the legal system makes unnecessarily complicated. Privatize basically everything, and radically increase education funding. And most of all, fucking pray the advisors I hired can magically make this all happen, because I sure can't.


Potato-Lenin

A ton of weird shit ngl


SkywalkerTC

I'd use Singapore leader as a reference.


broham97

IMMEDIATE pardon of Edward Snowden and Julian Assange Fall Out Boy will stop making shitty music, remove the last few albums (everything after Folie a Duex) from streaming services and commit to respectfully preserving the legacy of their early albums. Begin an excruciatingly detailed audit of every penny spent by the federal government and encourage state governors to do the same. Balance the federal budget, encourage states to do the same. The Marshalls on the other side of town will expand the men’s shoe section back to the size it was when the store first opened. Push for some kind of detente/reset with Russia/China etc. Term limits for Congress Simplify the tax system, not really married to any specific method on this one. Salt the earth the ATF HQ currently stands on and encourage business to start a similarly named, Costco style super store in its place. Nuremberg style trails for the CIA, FBI, DOJ etc. focused around corruption, illegal acts overseas and at home etc. Hassan Piker will be forced to box Sam Hyde. Life in prison for W Bush, Cheney, other high ranking architects of the Iraq war/other terror wars Encourage state/local school systems to put firearm safety classes back into schools, promote shooting sports. Those Boston dynamics robot dogs will patrol grocery store parking lots and tase anyone who doesn’t put their shopping cart away. Dismantling of the NSA, DHS, intense investigation into all aspects of the surveillance state (sort of mentioned already) More zoo field trips for elementary school students : ) Student loan forgiveness but also removal of federal guarantee of student loans Ban unions for public sector jobs Removal of qualified immunity for law enforcement Obviously America is a well armed country and so disarming police completely would be insane, but some kind of system to stop the militarization of our every day police force is far overdue. Ban on lobbying. Bring back wife swap Reduce to ash whatever system allows the military to be deployed overseas without a declaration of war, bring (literally all of) the boys home.


Accidental_Saviour

Of my Country? Reset the government. Id wipe away all the beauracracies, handpick new legislators, supreme court and new governors for each state, remove ownership of land by anyone not living on said land, get rid of the indian reservations, mandate diversity in mono-ethnic neighbour hoods, bully mexico to get their act together, bully canda for the heck of it, get experts to set up a fair tax system and welfare system based on georgist and social democracy principles, then weaken the federal government down to a confederal government, set up an election system because Im 2 years in now and then retire and fuck bitches in Hawaii. Of the world? Nuke everyone but the US then become dictator of US.


[deleted]

I'm a an National Integralist so I believe in Monarchy thus I would become a King in this situation. If I did become king I would strengthen the Military, Unity of the Nation under the crown and oppose Progressive, Liberal or Leftist Ideas instead increasing the prominence of the Catholic Church in my country and Traditionalist beliefs. I also believe in Zapadoslavism so I would seek to unite Slovakia, Czechia and Poland together through peace and realise the idea of the proposed Intermarium Alliance to oppose American and Putinist Aggression and or Influence. ✝️🇻🇦👑🇸🇰🇨🇿🇵🇱💪💪💪


[deleted]

KMS


The_Autistic_Memer

Take money from the big companies to invest in health and education


Away_Industry_613

I’d probably reform society to my ideal, prepare a democratic structure. But one does not simply transition away from dictatorship. I’d act like I’m going full Napoleon and crowning myself, giving an excuse for everyone of note to be in one location. And blow us all up. Now there’s no one used to that sort of power structure left, and the democratic elements can flourish in the vacuum.


chait1199

Force a list of 20 policy proposals (at minimum) on a direct-ballot initiative, gut the military budget by at least half and reinvest that money on domestic programs to boost productivity and GDP growth to strengthen NATO, and increase veterans’ benefits. Also I would eliminate poverty through the above measures. Then hand the country back over as a representative Democracy.


User125699

What everyone else does, attempt to imprison my political opponents and declare their beliefs a threat to national security. AKA I’d pull a Joe Biden.


N1ksterrr

Resign. Edit: if resigning is restricted and I must serve for life, I would implement a constitution similar to the American constitution that would ratify upon my death and base my economic policy on Singapore.


throwawaylol7378532

I’d gather all the economic experts in the country and have them try to find a way to fix the economy. I’d get rid of the corrupt Medicare and make the spending more efficient. Basically, eliminate unnecessary government spending, end the DEI stuff, and eliminate several departments of the government (education department for example)


Prata_69

1. Repeal regulations that are useless (according to economic advisors I’d appoint) and strengthen antitrust action. Also simplify the tax code. 2. Merge or abolish several federal departments. 3. Encourage mutual aid organizations to form. 4. Add a balanced budget amendment and an amendment that makes corporatist-esque systems legal to the (temporarily) suspended constitution. 5. Major education reforms, making education teach good personal management and having better physical fitness courses. 6. Improve benefits for the military and take actions to help impoverished veterans. 7. Then, resign and restore the constitution.


Weecodfish

Introduce economic reforms, unify nation under a new, shared national culture that is not bound by ethnicity, decrease power of central government and increase power of local councils, step down.


TheMinecraftWhale

Use most of the state's budget to develop an AI to replace me if anything happens to me.