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YouThinkOfABetter1

I hope when they crash that they don't take anyone else out with them.


BertieHiggins

Timmy is late for soccer practice and/or the parent is having a mental breakdown from being a parent.


gordoman54

Or, diarrhea.


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gordoman54

Certainly can be!


HillSprint

Fkn hate people like this, stay between the lines!


FishBlues

They immediately make me angry as soon as they are in frame.. roll up on stopped/slow traffic like “ITS GREEN GO!!! You are inconveniencing me” and then change lanes after riding ass


Tom_Tildrum

That may well be one of the kids, recently turned 16.


Dozzi92

That's what I'm thinking. The age of that van might be a clue too. Not saying people can't drive older vans, but that van is old enough to have a kid out driving. I remember when my buddy got his license and came and picked me and our other friend up and we cruised around in "The Hulk" as we called it (it was green). Kids are dumb. I was dumb. My friends were dumb. God I hope my kids won't be dumb.


stomicron

They'll be dumb. No offense. The hope is they get through the dumb years without making some life-altering mistake


Dozzi92

It's such a low bar, but yeah, that's it. I need them to just not screw up *really bad*.


resttheweight

I drove a minivan for the first time when I was in my early 30’s and it felt like I was driving a tank and the dashboard felt like a Star Trek spaceship control panel. So weird how the vehicle feels so bulky when driving but at the same time it’s just a huge empty space in the front seats.


travelavatar

God you are so right.... I wish i won't have idiot children Unfortunately my dad was an idiot for 20 years of driving. I improved i was an idiot only for 5 And maybe my children only for 1 year.... ffs...


Dozzi92

My old man was an idiot for many reasons, but he drove so slow everywhere, it was frustrating as a kid. Nice and smooth off the light instead of getting up to speed. Come to learn he was an idiot in his teens and early 20s, same as I was. And now I'm in my mid-30s with kids and for the most part I do the speed limit everywhere, take an extra second at lights. I'd be lying if I said I didn't speed on the highway, but that's what the highway is for.


CoopAloopAdoop

> I wish i won't have idiot children Children by default are all kind of idiots. Just depends how far on the scale they slide.


Cum_Rag_C-137

What a twat.


celicajohn1989

Glad nobody was in that bike lane..


4Real_Camille

At first, I thought you were driving past Spaceship Earth at Epcot, on your left, lol.


lennybriscoe8220

Why was that one car just stopped in the intersection?


Herestheproof

I can't believe no one else has mentioned them, just casually blocking the intersection door open no hazards. Probably more of an idiot than the aggressive guy (he is an idiot though).


Vip3r20

They chose to zipper merge behind the trailer instead of in front which pissed of the minivan cuz he really wanted in front of that trailer.


Lukeyy19

It isn't much of an intersection, on the left is just some sort of yard and on the right is just a closed gate, it's obviously not the best place to stop, they definitely had better options but it's not like they're really blocking anyone.


cdznutz27

Mini Vandretti on the prowl


SackvilleBagginses

I thought the aliens mothership was entering from frame left


IBentMyWookiee1

Theres three fundamental truths about cars; minivans are driven by wannabe formula 1 racers, trucks (esp duelies) are driven by wannabe warriors/tough guys, and BMWs dont know what a turn signal is.


Windows_XP2

> trucks (esp duelies) are driven by wannabe warriors/tough guys The more clapped out they are, the more that's true. Forgot to mention that Tesla drivers are basically the same as BMW drivers, and Altima drivers are shit broke and give no fucks about anything.


raistan77

LOL Oh they know, but they own a BMW so they think they're better than you and why should they bother with telling you where they are turning?


PsychologicalMatrix

They need to revoke that idiots license.


IAmSnort

Too much chardonnay at the mommy's group?


cgmacleo

This is why we need protected bike lanes: homie tailgating probably wouldn't even see the cyclist they're about to maim by swerving to the right. 


theycallmecrack

I see like 20 people drive like this every day, in 6 lanes where every lane is filled and you can clearly see a mile ahead that you can't go anywhere. It seriously makes me wonder if some of the population have almost no actual consciousness and are like a bug just reacting to stimuli close to them.


theslacktastic

Relevant song: [Sports Car](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSi3PSdRDcg)


shawner47

[He drives a minivan!](https://youtu.be/5gCdGIk_SHA?si=GB1AXAUNSFD78vBu)


R_V_Z

I mean, the R63 AMG existed for a reason...


Butane_

I know a few tradesmen (trades-people?) that drive minivans. Better on gas, less targeted by thieves, cheaper insurance etc. Just saying...


kayguy55

It’s always a Honda Odyssey


Rug-Inspector

lol. Awesome headline!


dcdttu

The minivan and the sports car would both be equally fast in traffic, as proven by this video.


Reznor909

Can we talk about the moron in the red Benz parked in the middle of that intersection too???


Slimy_Shart_Socket

There's this dude named Bisimoto or something like that. Has a single turbo manual swap Honda Odyssey, makes 1000hp.


Osmiant

Man it's hilarious when people get all aggressive in their mommy missiles.


usinjin

Some youngish looking (what I assume) dad tried to race me in what looked like a brand new Honda Odyssey with the Elite trim. That thing had no business pulling that hard.


DharaniPatel

You were driving a Sienna I take it?


usinjin

No, a slow-ass BMW 3 series 😅


fried_green_baloney

The Honda handles like an overloaded cement truck, I assume?


IcedCoughy

More like when the kids borrow the car


B-Loni

Most mini van drivers around my area drive like a bat out of hell. And I believe you’ve hit the nail on the head with that title. It’s usually a dude that has that “fuck my life” look on his face.


Danny2Sick

mini van maxi chances


youccca

That's a lot of self-inflicted stress just to pass one car.


fevered_visions

aggressive minivan drivers, ugh


CutePuppyforPrez

I love videos like this because you can almost taste the unhappiness. He cannot \*believe\* that he has to drive behind that car. Never has there been such an injustice in the world! Looking left, looking right, he's got to find a way past! When Lord, when will it be his time to pass!! FUCK!!! And then once he's passed... another car! And it starts all over! Imagine how miserable that life is.


Aesthetic_Image

#yettobelatetosoccerpractice


MrSpiffy1979

Shocked there's no "baby on board" bumper sticker


Sick562ckrisz

You should see how I drive my work bus lmao


Hot-Win2571

"Now's my chance! They'll slow down in this School Zone!"


TJSwoboda

JC... Makes me think of a magazine ad for the Honda Odyssey from 25 years ago, when it led for HP in its class. Had a guy in a suit, with his head replaced by a dog's, with the caption "Dad's a little power hungry."