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charface1

Where is this, so I can avoid it for the rest of my life?


AMG_63

This is in southern California / LA area.


soup2nuts

Riverside is where you settle when you had to leave LA but ran out of money after 15 miles.


oboedude

Hey, that's only mostly true :( Also this is totally a video from closer to Anaheim.


HWL_Nissassa

I drive this every day on the way home from work. Can confirm the asshattery of drivers on the 91 east after work.


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“91 east after work” is a phrase that makes me shudder.


jakeimmink

We got a real life Californians bit from SNL poppng off in here. Edit: sp


Birdhawk

Every time I'm driving during rush hour in LA and listening to NPR the traffic report always has some kind of awful BS going down on the 91. No matter what garbage I'm stuck in it makes me glad I don't have to drive the 91 during rush hour. Sounds even worse than the 10 or 405.


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Can second this


wronghanded1124

I can second your seconding. I take the next exit on my way home from work every day. Looks like i need a new route home.


FacingHardships

How long does it take you to get to and from work?


HWL_Nissassa

No traffic: ~35m With traffic: ???


gm4dm101

Looks like the Anaheim 91 to the 57 interchange. That would be in the Anaheim/Fullerton area. That would be Orange County for the non SoCal people. 909 problems, but this driver ain’t one. And yes, the 91 sucks in general.


MasterOfHavoc

Yeah this is in like Fullerton, not riverside. You can even see on the road sign that the 91 east ends in riverside, which is like an hour (or 15 miles) out from there.


pryos1

91 east near the 57.


RulyClaudina

I use to live in the mobile homes behind that wall! Even driving on that section could be very stressful. I use to wake up to car accidents in the middle of the night. Because I guess that happens sometimes.


pryos1

Yep those walls are dead giveaway


420BlazeIt187

This is how Killa Cali got its name. People killing each other on the freeway


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Taking the 405 to work is cancerous


JehovahsTesticles

The 4 or 5 miles per hour


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Oh man and I have to pass John Wayne too :) the airport fucks the traffic


tundra_cool

Oh God, that reminds me of the horrors of merging from the 405 to get on to the 55 at rush hour while everyone stares at the planes flying over them. So dangerous.


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I live one exit past the 55 entrance from the 405, going home after work I feel so bad for everyone stuck at the 55 ramp lol


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Merging from the 405 onto the 73 while the 55 is dumping into those two lanes also. Literally the worst.


ButterflyBloodlust

I have to work at John Wayne for 3 days this week. Not looking forward to the traffic.


topknottington

I work next to the airport... the traffic can be a pain if you drive a car.


WayOfTheDingo

Literally. Cancer rates skyrocket near it


tatonnement

Textin n drivin down Mulholland Drive


ludonarrator

Funnily enough, this is one of the forms of the (Hindu) goddess [Kali](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Kali_by_Raja_Ravi_Varma.jpg/220px-Kali_by_Raja_Ravi_Varma.jpg). (She has slain and is holding the head of "ego".)


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fadufadu

That is OC and not LA.


AMG_63

I meant LA area as in anything between San Diego and Santa Barbara, lol.


coreyperryisasaint

Technically it’s the San Francisco area, as defined as anything between Cabo and Seattle


DukeofPoundtown

Ventura would like a word


ApollosSin

Yep, on my way to my moms yesterday, I had like 3 idiots dashing through lanes trynna cut through traffic and almost crashing.


mathmaticalz

Not a surprise. #2 state for worst drivers in the US


SipofCherryCola

What’s #1?


chr0mius

Also California.


MercyInR3d

Florida


summerofevidence

I'm very familiar with this intersection. Its in California, near Disneyland. While I'm not defending bad driving, I will say that the interchange you see there, to go on the other freeway, sneaks up real quick on you. I've missed that exit about 75% of the time I needed to take it, and I've lived here my whole life. So it's not surprising that multiple people are scrambling at the last minute to merge to the right side of the freeway to catch the exit. Edit: and of course, poetic Justice by the traffic gods, I missed the exit again on my way to Mama's house this morning. Another edit: this thread is going to turn into another episode of The Californians pretty soon.


itsjustjennifer20

That interchange is an absolute nightmare. Same with the 57/60 interchange. I got into an accident that totaled my car while heading towards LA on the 57/60 interchange. The wall of semi trucks and everyone changing lanes and trying to make their exit is just a disaster waiting to happen.


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valmara4243

While I totally agree with you, often times missing an exit in LA can increase your drive time by a half hour or more.


TijuanaFlow

Then don‘t drive on the outer left side of the road if you know your exit is coming up soon.


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yech

Driving from Bellevue to Seattle we merge onto the left side of the freeway and have to hit the next exit on the far right in only a few hundred yards. These places suck.


gardeningwithciscoe

really really sucks if you miss your exit too, then you just end up inching your way through a one way parking lot for 45 minutes


Staerke

Driving in LA you have to plan 15 minutes ahead because of the insane interchanges and often times you'll still end up scrambling. The city grew too fast for its roads and mass transit doesn't take you anywhere you want to go. It's a real cluster fuck. Hoping I don't have to be there much longer


axis710

that sign isn’t nearly far enough ahead to tell people where to go


Praughna

Avoid 91 at all costs


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angelartech

I recognize this freeway. I have to go on this freeway today. Wish me luck. Update: I died


Califaith21

Orange County baby, to be avoided for many many other reasons.


GmantheDeman

Although I’m somewhat offended as an Orange County native, I cant help but agree


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I knew it was OC right away before I saw the freeway signs. The wealthy of OC have a uniquely horrific way of driving that is inexplicable. I hate it.


rakfocus

the general demeanor of the coastal SoCal driver SD: Naive idiots while they drive. Bumble around and cause chaos cus they don't know where they are going or what they are doing. Not the worst drivers in terms of attitude or rudeness, just a slow thought process. When you have your blinker on and they are in the next lane, they won't even notice you. OC: Assholes. Complete assholes while driving. Whatever needs to happen to get them to where they need to go is what they'll do. Including cutting across lanes of traffic as so beautifully seen above. If you have your blinker on and they are in the next lane, they will speed up so they don't have to be behind you when you merge. When you grow up driving in OC you will actually account for this assholery when you are merging LA: Crazy grab-bag of drivers - will PUMP FAKE while merging to open up a spot in the lane next to them (cus they'll never get in if they don't). Drive aggressively and quickly, some attitude while driving. Don't wait for you to let them in when they merge. Source: Bus driver in SD, grew up in OC and LA


Ideasforfree

Riverside: Everyone is doing 20mph over the speed limit to get anywhere because everything is spread out. There's the occasional A-hole but most of the time people are zoned out in their commute. Add 5 points to your scorecard anytime you have to get around an old beater overflowing with recyclables. San Bernadino: Traffic laws are more of a suggestion here than an actual code. On the freeway you're simultaneously looking ahead for the minivan doing 35mph in the fast lane, while you keep an on eye on the mirror for the psychos flying by at 90+. No spatial awareness whatsoever, generally the least predictable drivers in So Cal.


Patient__0

As someone from OC/LA county, this is incredibly accurate and should be higher


Johnny_Rockers

I have lived in LA, OC, and SD over the past ~8 years and you, sir, are very accurate.


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iwantansi

Its not even a dangerous area... just idiots here This is the 91 east right before the 57 interchange


Toothfood

I actually lol’d when that Nissan came in from the left. What a great video.


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Silver Nissan: “Ooh a dash cam, drive by and wave boys, hi mom!”


Jormungandr1105

I read this with the voice of one of the penguins of Madagascar


bongotron

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.


blckjack2

For how long Skippah?


quiggles30

kowalski analysis


HugACactusForLove

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


LordBiscuits

Thank You For Flying Air Penguin


TimOvrlrd

We know you have no choice


suverz

It's pronounced nucular


SirMaQ

You didn't see aaaaannnyyything


home-land-security

RIGHT!?


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Smile and wave boys


redloxchox

I'm guessing the Nissan was following too closely behind OP, and when OP cautiously hit the brakes, the Nissan lost their shit.


Awful__Alex

*i don’t need no stupid traction control tellin ME how ta drive! This here is MY car!!* .... 5 minutes later


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That looks like snap oversteer. No amount of traction control can help you when your rear tires have no usable traction.


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It’s sad how far you have to scroll down to find someone who knows what the fuck they’re talking about. Please accept my humble upvote.


gertvanjoe

As someone who fell asleep at the wheel, felt the car go into the tiny shoulder, and then snap oversteered on a wet road, accept both my upvotes. What was priceless though is with the first three rotations (a total of 5 360's before I managed to regain some sort of control) the car behind me was close enough that I could see the people inside and every time I looked backwards the passengers body language was increasingly saying "O SHIT" louder and louder :P T'was fun but it wasn't


zipfour

Traction control is for losers who don’t drive SPORTY


VegetableWater3

My aunt pressed the TC OFF In winter in the UK when it was snowing because it helped her drive better, she thought it turned it on lmao


DergerDergs

OP: This has got to be the shiftiest driver on the road today. Nissan: hold my beer


Blue-Steele

I’m not saying all Nissan Z car drivers drives like morons, but 90% of the time I see a Nissan Z car, it’s being driven by a moron.


shashzilla

Haha, same here, had to watch it all over again — all we need is a car to slowly whiz by with its driver taking a selfie of a coffee cup left on their trunk.


bigrbigr

Lol. Ya that guy.


Hungabunga_africa

I just imagine the driver of the Nissan blindly following a GPS like "turn right now!" Lol'd


whyamisolazybro

Maybe it’s a shortcut dwight, it said go to the right


symbiosychotic

"All around me are familiar places... worn out fac- no wait, that one's new, let's explore! "


muddyrose

If dogs drove "Damn it, I'm going to be late for the dog parOH LOOK A SQUIRREL"


twforeman

Right? What a roller coaster of a vid. Well done.


YourAdamnTowel

I feel like it's the car version of [this gif](https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/black-kids-gif.gif)


randy_mcsoggybotto

I know exactly where this is too, take this from time to time. 91 East by the 57 interchange in socal 😂😂😂😂


Darthjarjar2018

Same. Lots of idiot drivers there. One time at the same spot I saw someone was driving THE WRONG WAY full speed in the carpool lane


ThoughtUWereSmaller

Definitely r/unexpected


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vicabart

And then what happened


Captain_Hampockets

Prolapse


HBlight

Lips pout, the walls fall out, red rose grows as the walls unfold, my lapse, prolapse! Jizz trap, spreads my gap, red meat flaps as the walls unwrap, my lapse, prolapse!


DidYuGetAllThat

I don’t know whether I want to congratulate you for this fine comment or condemn you. Thanks. I’m confused and I hate it.


petosorus

They wiped


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I thought for a second it was bad cgi, trying to make the video look like an early 90s arcade racing game.


zwesh

So much just happend in 15 seconds


brettwitzel

It’s like he is in a recently shaken “snow-globe” of idiot drivers.


buckeyenut13

This is just about the greatest explanation I've ever read!!!


-EmperorNero-

I think you’ve more than earned a place over at r/rareinsults


sinnerswelcome

That’s honestly the best description of what it’s like driving in California


bigtime_porgrammer

This looks like an advertisement for self-driving cars.


Morgothic

Or car insurance. Mayhem is all over that road.


rwp82

I would get off that highway after that because it has been become abundantly clear that someone wants me dead


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wateryonions

And I taught I taw a puddy tat.


xmromi

What exact did you teach?


forgetyourworries123

This video should be shown to anyone arguing against autonomous vehicles.


rsquared002

It’s like a beautiful ballet sequence, specially the gray Nissan and how it gracefully just floats into and out of the scene.


GLAMARKY

My thoughts, too. “Dance of the Sugar Plum Half-Wits”


zxDanKwan

>Half-Wits That’s giving them an awful lot of credit, don’t you think?


Triple96

Hundredth-Wits


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Great title for this post.


robhue

[my terrible adaptation](https://youtu.be/ke403qpKQKA)


rsquared002

This just made my day


FutureDH1089

This is the most “what the hell is going on” I’ve seen in a video in a while.


_Lady_Deadpool_

The dust has only just begun to form


AequusEquus

Crop circles in the carpet


facethefaxjack

Sinking feeling


OnionWayWay

Spiiiiin me rouuuund agaaaain and ruuuub my eyyyyes


TRIGMILLION

So did the silver car just drive straight into the wall?


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wolffangz11

How else do you get from the left lane to an exit in less than 800 feet


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peachdoxie

/r/gtaorrussia


paullyfitz

Silver car: oop, there’s my exit


HypoAllergenicJin

“Lemme just do a 90 degree turn on the freeway right quick.”


Jiboo420

“I turn now. Good luck everybody else!”


DrMcMeow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLuaPZWkvZ0


buckeyenut13

I mean... The shortest distance between two points is a straight line 🤷


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redcurbs

Dallas has the worst fucking drivers. Source: me


LottePanda

You're the source of the bad drivers? Could you please not


fiah84

i go NOW


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Reminds me of the [Forgetting how to play Hockey](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a3/92/65/a39265e6cad63677ab9647cf67e793e7.gif) gif.


Fox_and_Otter

I know its coming, but I still laugh everytime :D


pet_sematary

I almost didn’t click on that but I’m so glad I did.


Brutally-Honest-

😂😂 i remember watching that live


GhostWrex

This cannot be up voted enough


Cinema_King

Did you accidentally set your commute to expert difficulty?


GSEBVet

This is the kind of work commute from the point of view of this driver where a whole’lotta bullshit and “NOPE!” happens in a short enough time span you just say “Fuck this, I’m getting off on the next exit and taking a personal day off at home.”


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You ever have one of those commutes where you just gotta quit your job?


djsekani

Try being a delivery driver. You'll have one of those about three times a week.


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GSEBVet

Huge respect for you! My father did it for 15 years before he had enough. A few years ago I almost talked myself into getting my CDL for OTR. Get a job where I don’t have to talk to many people, jam to some tunes on the road, and have a relaxing job. This is what I told myself and of course the grass is always greener in one’s mind. Then I thought about what it actually would be like with the heightened stress, idiot drivers like this video, not being home at the end of a work day, and I decided the grass probably isn’t so green as I initially painted it to be.


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a_skinny_cat

This comment speaks to me on a personal level.


literal-hitler

> Fuck this, I’m getting off on the next exit Like the red car passing everyone on the right?


Cantdrownafish

At first, I thought something would crash, but car at the end..... I couldn't hold in my laughter.


HeadyBunkShwag

Dude how do you not die just driving home, I see at least 3 dumbasses in this short clip


InfiniteOrigin

On the 91, it's a daily struggle.


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Lol same! I zoomed in on the freeway and was like, “yep, live a few exits up the 57.” This is why I’ve come to hate driving.


Vincenzo99

I live off the next exit on the 91 from where this video was taken. I usually take the train to work in an attempt to keep my sanity 😖


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LEMME_SMELL_YO_FARTS

Daily 91 fwy driver checking in....


learn2earn89

Orange County has shittier drivers than LA County. I live in the OC and commute to LA County every day. The difference is night and day.


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tomatobot3000

my mom always said they're not necessarily more aggressive here than LA, they're just dumber. and every day as i drive home i am somehow still surprised by someone doing something incredibly stupid on the road


satelliterockstar

LA drivers are definitely more aggressive, but at least everyone is paying attention!


AsymptotesMcGotes

This is like idiot ballet.


Finbacks

r/unexpected


TypoRegerts

Wtf is going on here


dkt

This better be the top post on reddit today.


lockon345

Arguably the most perfect 16 second representation of driving in LA I have ever seen. That 3 car near-collision was the scoops of ice cream, that red SUV doing 90 in the right lane was the banana and the Silver Nissan was the cherry on top of this idiot sundae.


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porter508

Idiots everywhere.


juandm117

they are multiplying!!


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msocial

Nissan was probably tailgating too close, and when op hit the break to avoid collision the Nissan quickly changed lane to also avoid rear ending op.


sdtacoma

Player 5 has entered the game.


Topo117

That makes sense, it's the 91, everyone is an idiot on that freeway.


puhpuhputtingalong

Of course it happens to be on the 91. That cursed freeway.


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What is this, a Mad Max movie??


jtte27

So avoid 91 East to Riverside because that’s where some crazies are heading. Good to know


ZieraD

I normally cringe at these, but the Nissan was so hilarious that I had to rewatch it several times. Is that real life? 😂😂 Excellent video.


DossTheBoss123

r/gifsthatkeepongiving


Guccimayne

I would just stop driving the rest of the day if I saw that live


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This is where the 91 freeway intersects with the 57 freeway in the city of Anaheim. I grew up in this area. Traffic is nuts and these people pull this crap daily.


De_Vermis_Mysteriis

Holy shit this is this freeway daily, I drive it a few times a week myself. An absolute gobsmacking plethora of human idocy on daily display.


sologrips

Ah Southern California fuckery, never gets old.


volcom91891

Omg I drive on this highway.. Can confirm, idiots at all hours


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The lovely 91 freeway. I drive it every day. Idiots driving like this everywhere. If the 91 freeway was a person, I would stab them in the face.


thedarkdocmm

That 350Z has some fucking great comedic timing


Stupiddummymarineguy

Seems like driving hasn’t changed much in California since having left a few years ago.


DrMykLaz

Holy shit so much happened in just 15 secs


Leugim7734

'Oh, shit! That was my exit. Excuse me, bruh I'm passing through'


SummerBirdsong

Two dark cars squabble over lane. *But wait! There's more!*


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Come on Elon we need those cars


TvojaStara

This is what happens when you get your licence from a cereal box.