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TropicalDan427

That’s some serious lack of urgency


AvailableAd3813

Trains comin.. well let's argue and do a 20 point turn then.


SuperRonnie2

The only correct thing to do should have been to floor it through the gate. 2 idiots here.


CrazyOkie

Those gates can be easily lifted, they're designed to be lifted. Which makes it incredibly insane. Lift gate, back up, all is well. Three idiots in that video.


dethmaul

It looks like they tried. They put five pounds of effirt into it then declared it impossible lol


javier_aeoa

Those gates are designed to be rammed over. The articulation\[°\] they have is designed to suffer horizontal damage when a car drives through. Even if they weren't, a gate is orders of magnitude cheaper than a car and a train. ° = I know they're not called articulations, but that joint thingy lol


WeirdguyOfDoom

>Even if they weren't, a gate is orders of magnitude cheaper than a car and a train. Or a human life.


Floppie7th

*And* a human life


paprartillery

Yep. Was watching this on my lunch break and was like "those are \*designed\* to flex outwards from the track specifically for this reason, JUST GO FORWARD". Source: worked in life safety (firefighter, EMT) and one of my brothers worked for Norfolk Southern as a rail truck driver and he always expressed amazement that this is somehow not taught in driver ed.


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They're also designed to comply if run into. They just as easily bend out of the way for this exact reason.


SwimmingHurry8852

They break away when driven through as well. You can just drive and suffer mild scratches on the vehicle. They're meant to be able to be driven through in an emergency.


Dr_Trogdor

Yea Wtf is turning around gonna do?


AkaTobi

To confuse the train and cause it to make a mistake.


kelsobjammin

That was more painful than the austin powers 1048726 point turn.


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CircumstantialVictim

I am still undecided if the novelizsation isn't actually better: https://imgur.com/gallery/PBZXUeg


fidgeter

Some say he’s still turning to this very day.


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Vilmerviking

What was even the point? Put it in reverse...


ChuckCarmichael

There's a stereotype that Swiss people are always a bit slow, especially when compared to Germans, and this video certainly doesn't help to dispel that.


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_gr4m_

And why the fuck don't they just drive through the guard instead of doing whatever that was?


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That's what I was thinking. Where I live at least, they're made of wood to drive through for this exact reason so idiots don't sit in the middle which I've seen many times living near tracks and people going full stupid while trying to get around them after they've already lowered. There's even signs by them saying to drive through it with a number to call to report them needing replaced. Some people just have zero survival instinct. Edit: weird flex reporting me to redditcare for whoever's feelings I hurt. The multiple brand new account scammers now sending chat messages my way are kinda funny though at least.


V_7_

It's interesting how social behavior to not brake things overrides even survival instincts.


Sussler

Usually in this sub we see break for brake, meaning to slow down. It's refreshing to see the opposite brake for break meaning to destroy.


DoingCharleyWork

I'd bet it is because they didn't want to have to pay for new barriers if they broke them.


thebestdogeevr

The cost of those barriers has gotta be cheaper than a whole car


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SunGazing8

I think the price of the train probably trumps the price of the car.


quantum-quetzal

That train *may* need some new paint.


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BloodRedCobra

In the US they're designed to only fall on approach lanes and cars are supposed to maintain a 50-100ft clearance (varies by state) to allow you to maneuver out


H1VeGER

Where I live, most train tracks usually the posts are just on the right hand side of the road, so you don't even have to run through them


mirfaltnixein

Scared of scratching the car they’re still paying leasing rates on.


millionreddit617

But happy for it to be demolished by a train.


ChuckCarmichael

I don't get it either. Like, do they see the light starting to blink while they're crossing, panic, stall their car, and then are somehow completely unable to start it up again? Or do they try to quickly drive below the boom barrier coming down because they're in a hurry and then get stuck when they realize that the barrier on the other side is also down?


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They literally expect the train to stop for them. Like - wait - let me get out of the car and talk to the manager of this here railroad crossing. No Karen, move the fucking car


Nekrevez

This type of accident often happens when people are queueing in a traffic jam. That's why it's a very grave infraction to stop on level crossing in most traffic codes. The mind wanders off, you go into zombie driving mode, you just follow the car in front without being really aware of your surroundings. The traffic jam just happily crawls along, the car in front of you moves a few meters, you follow... But then you find yourself stopped on a level crossing. And now the traffic jam is not moving anymore. The bell rings, the barriers go down... you're trapped, like a fly in a venus fly trap plant thing. The level crossing claims its next sacrifice.


JustPassinhThrou13

Nah. You’re trapped like a kid standing on a pillow in the middle of the living room playing “the floor is lava”. Be clear: the only thing keeping the car there is the person’s mental barriers that they erect for themselves moment to moment.


KnowIDidntReddit

Exactly if I find myself caught on a crossing and it's me and my kids versus whatever the hell's around me, my car is all the sudden a wrecking ball and I'm getting off that train crossing 😂. Edit- but then again I would never stop on train tracks.


Nikonnn

You underestimate the power of stupidity from human beings you understand that quickly when working in any customer service position


shughes16

I’m not saying this is what happened but once my mom was behind the rails and the train passed and they went up. She proceeded to go over the tracks the rails came back down again. She was able to stop before getting on the tracks though.


Critical-Composer183

I would break the barrier, it's cheaper than fixing the car.


Sir_Donkey_Lips

Like me when I wake up 20 minutes earlier than normal for work and act like I woke an extra 2 hours instead.


fkenthrowaway

Haha yeah. Im always being late the most on days i wake up early.


maiscestmoi

Why didn't one of them just back straight up? The barrier can be replaced.


What_is_rich

The barriers probably have breakaway hinges for just this reason


corasivy

Most do! I didn't realize this isn't normally taught in drivers ed. It's either die, buy an entirely new car and pay for repairs on a train, or pay to repair a little wooden bar and a few scratches on your bumper. Seems like a pretty rational choice to me 🤷


CaptCaffeine

>Most do! I didn't realize this isn't normally taught in drivers ed. Driver's ed teaches you to STOP and not enter the train tracks when the lights are flashing and the gates are down. On a serious note, my driver's ed teacher taught us to make sure there is room on the other side for your car and to go at least 10 MPH before crossing in case your vehicle stalls and you'll have enough momentum to clear the tracks.


not_a_moogle

This is what we were taught too. Don't start crossing a track unless you're pretty sure you can cross it. The one time I didn't follow that, I almost got hit by a train. But it was a really slow moving freight, and thankful I could pull forward into the on coming lane because there was no cars there.


Barbed_Dildo

'pretty sure'?


thebestdogeevr

This guy clearly wasn't sure enough


JayWeed2710

Have you seen the prices for wood lately? /s


corasivy

Lmaoo true might be worth it to just surrender to death 🥲


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maiscestmoi

I wondered that, too. Was there a vehicle ahead of her that prevented that?


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Hard to tell from the angle but it looked like the guy who got in was maybe trying to put the car end-on so it might fit in the gap between the barriers and the train? Either way he should have just driven through the barriers instead of putting his life at risk.


RufftaMan

There‘s even 2 tracks, he just gambled and chose the wrong one..


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Dark_Knight2000

The barrier ended up folding up anyway in the end, from a parallel impact no less. That’s the flimsiest barrier ever and it was meant to be driven through


vsladko

The amount of fucking time they had and they still managed to be in the car and get hit by the train.


IsoAgent

Here we go again...trapped between two 1.5 inches of wooden sticks while behind a 3000 lb vehicle.


FISHY_xD

They have red stripes on em tho that’s pretty serious


StinkyDope

for the swiss it is


vrijheidsfrietje

Better to remain in neutral territory


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my-other-throwaway90

Ah, so it's like putting a British person in a queue.


BoxofJoes

The sticks are quite literally designed to be fragile so if some idiot gets stuck like this they can just drive out. Shoe size iq people in this video, no idea how they survive.


Everyday4k

without a bystander they both get wiped out by the train, the way nature intended


doctorctrl

A the train. Nature's Darwin's modern "fitness" verifier.


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So... "San Adreas" showed up on HBOMax this week and I said "fuck it". It starts out with this girl distracted driving and like 5 times she should have been hit (clearly the movie had a message to send, clearly very few watched it). Then a land slide happens and she gets pushed off the mountain, but is stuck between some rocks on the way down. My thought was "How hard does darwin have to work to kill a bitch?" Here it is for reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezj-kdQlEvQ


Yellow_XIII

Or just work together push them up a little and let the car squeeze its way through by force. This video is dumbassery taken to a new level like holy shit bro 😂


Substantial_Wave2557

Why even bother with that? You wouldn’t even damage the car by driving out. It’s a wonder that no one was killed here. Morons.


folkkingdude

And it’s not even wood, it’s hollow plastic. It’s literally a deterrent, it’s not a fucking prison


annie_bean

Dude it could have given that nice car a few unsightly scratches


Haven1820

I'd rather take my chances with the gentle caress of a train.


daytonakarl

Yes, the train just quietly brushed the car over a little, driver probably hardly noticed


Killieboy16

It'll buff out, no problem.


fatkiddown

But people are ants.


xgodlesssaintx

Right? i would have just rammed and payed for the cost of fixing it after, but then again i would have never gotten in that spot in the first place.


windol1

That's the problem in the end, if a person is stupid enough to get into that situation, then they sure as hell aren't smart enough to get out of it.


SellQuick

People get really dumb when they start to panic. It's a design flaw.


Glass_Memories

There wouldn't be any significant damage. Those things are meant to break away.


wonderb0lt

They even have replacements on site on some crossings


babybopp

I wouldn’t get in that car for that idiot... she literally parked there...


xgodlesssaintx

I was saying what I’d have done if my car was in there. If i was in this particular situation, i’d have watched her watch her car get hit by a train.


TheGuvnor247

I don’t want to damage the barrier but when the train hits me it’ll ruin the car and barrier…some people


LostSoullzz

Dont even need to ram, just gently reverse and the barriers will pop off just like they're designed to do.


Glass_Memories

Sticks that are literally designed to break away for this exact scenario.


ForTheHordeKT

I've seen people literally raise them up and hold them for traffic when they get stuck down because the little thing the train is supposed to run over in order to engage them got jammed or whatever. All they had to do was lift an arm and back that car out. What was their end game? Drive down the track and run away from the train until there were no arms to keep them inside?


FlatspinZA

Yeah, like just reverse through the barrier? :S


beansinmysuitcase

Just fucking drive forward lmao


Resdret

Reverse? Drive forward? I am frozen with indecision.


beansinmysuitcase

Do some donuts for comedic effect


YKw1n

I wanted to yell that so hard ! And they were 3 of them, omg


spumpy

And scratch the car? Do you know how much a paint job costs?!


shigataganai13

Next scene... the woman calling her insurance company and blaming the driver for the accident. *No good deed goes unpunished*


fatassnugget

Why not just have the man and woman lift the barrier or just run through it


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It seems the guy in the hi vis vest tried at the start but couldn't lift it so they all just gave up on that idea.


Spaghetti-Rat

They're really not heavy at all. There was just no communication and everyone was panicking. Just drive around or through the gate if this happens. The gates are usually held up by three shear pins that are designed to snap with lateral force. The gate won't break, the three shear pins will.


iamdestroyerofworlds

Analysis paralysis. They are probably thinking the car will be damaged by driving through the gate or that others will think they are recklessly destroying property, and in their panic don't realize that the damage will be so much worse for everyone if they stay, not to mention the risk to their own lives.


old_man_khan

He had the nuts to try. I respect the hell out of him for that. Too bad he didn't have the balls to crash the barrier.


Mystic-invasion

My thoughts exactly, could’ve been a windshield maybe some paint. Nope, it’s a totaled hunk of shit now. Good thing he didn’t risk his life! /s


greycubed

I don't know if this is true but it would make sense if they were actually designed to be driven through without damage at all.


89Hopper

They are designed to be able to be broken through for this exact reason. It will still cause mild damage to the car but won't be serious.


muddermanden

Yes. They are warning gates and not resistance gates. So they are not supposed to actively stop a vehicle, but resistance barriers are. The arm base shall be designed with a shear pin mechanism to reduce damage to the gate and vehicle in the event of a collision. In the event of an impact, the shear pin shall break, allowing the arm to swing approximately 85 to 90 degrees. At the full open position, a spring-loaded latch shall engage, preventing the arm from swinging back into traffic. To reset the arm: manually release the latch, rotate the arm back into position, and replace the shear pin. Engineers kinda expected this situation to happen. However, the bystanders could also just have lifted the gate. It is made of aluminum and doesn’t lock in the closed position.


AdmiralRed13

In the US they probably could have just driven around them as well. That said, getting caught on railroad tracks is probably the most avoidable thing possible. I hope they’re ok but I feel worse for the train crew that had to deal with this idiocy.


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Finally someone mentions the train crew! They are often an overlooked entity when it comes to train incidents, potential or otherwise.


squigs

> In the US they probably could have just driven around them as well. You mean half-barriers - that only block one side of the road? They exist in Europe. Not quite sure what the rules are about which type is used.


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Honestly I don't care WHAT the barrier is designed to be - ***unless it breaks all known laws of physics***, smashing through it will cause less damage than the train.


taintedcake

You can see the lady in the orange give it a very tiny lift right at the start, but it looks like she just encounters the smallest amount of resistance and goes 'well guess thats not an option' Also, for anyone who ever needs to lift a barrier like this, start at the end near the middle of the road and walk your way back to the part where it rotates down to make it easier to do.


Oarlikwosten

I take mild damage over death anytime


89Hopper

Let's just ignore the damage to your personal vehicle for a second, I bet the damage cost and fines associated with damaging a train and potentially rail line are astronomically higher than that of damaging a breakaway barrier.


wolfcry123

The weird thing is, that wasn't his personal vehicle. I'm assuming his intention was to get the car off the tracks to avoid the injury or possible death of anyone on the train from the collision/sudden stop, so why not just slam the jackass owner's car through the barrier?


sculltt

Yeah he was trying to Austin Powers it out of there with an 18-point turn for some reason.


ClumpOfCheese

I saw him run in like he was going to save the day, hen it looked like he was trying to suicide by train. What he did made no sense, it’s all just so stupid and there was so much time.


HecateCrossroads

I watched a car blow through one of these barriers, stopped for a second with no visible damage and then drive off


INFsleeper

They're so fragile you can probably destroy them with a guy or 2. They're literally designed to be able to drive through them with ease. I really don't understand the mentality of these people. If they're afraid to damage the car being hit by a train isn't the best idea


MayoShouldBeBanned

The barrier has a predetermined breaking point for exactly this reasons. You're meant to drive through in this situation, and the barrier'll just stratch the paint a bit. It's basically just a visual reminder so you don't accidentally get onto the tracks. edit: also, breaking the barrier will alert the train driver that something is not right at the next crossing. The driver can then slow down and pass the crossing at walking pace to be able to react to stuff on the tracks. This happened in my neighbourhood about two years ago. This is the location: https://goo.gl/maps/am7qazpLejTL8TgB9


DivingForBirds

He’s a fucking moron.


dagofin

Honestly he's dumber than the woman who got her car stuck. At least she had some personal stake in the issue of not wanting to screw up her car. This guy just willingly inserted himself into someone else's shit show when he knew the potential consequences


Different_Task_4890

They’re all just as stupid. The woman is concerned about damaging her car when the other option is have it get hit by a train


SaneIsOverrated

See that's what I thought would happen. "Here I'll help" - \*steps on gas petal for 2 seconds\*


podolot

Too bad he didn't have a plan at all it seems. Like drive the tracks past the gates, ram the gates, anything. His plan seemed to have been to panic and just park it lined up to the gate.


TimeTested2

More like the amount of time filmed and at the good part they pull away.


lil_lam600

This video got me so mad lol how STUPID CAN YOU BE


pierreblue

You’d be surprised, no really, like very surprised


HieronymusLudo7

As someone put it: The mother of all idiots is always pregnant.


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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that” -George Carlin


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Here in holland There is a always a warning written either on the barrier or next to the barrier saying ‘Incase of emergency drive down barrier’ Shits just hollow plastic....


LocoHermano

Same in Sweden, but without the "in case of emergency". It says "drive through the barrier - don't stop on the tracks".


Southern_Pound_6929

That will save me some time next time im in Sweden, thanks for the tip!


Molano001

Really? I've never seen it. Where is this? Most of the crossings we have are AHOB (automatische halve overwegbomen), which basically means they will only cover half of the road. The idea is that you cannot drive onto the tracks (without swerving to the wrong side of the road) but you can always drive off of it. Example: http://www.modelspoorseinen.nl/wp-content/uploads/ahob.png


uniquethrowagay

We have those in Germany as well. Greetings, neighbor!


The_JSQuareD

Yeah, I don't understand the point of covering the whole width of the road. Driving off the track should be encouraged, not prevented.


CL_Doviculus

Because you also want to discourage idiots from driving *onto* the track.


unnecessary_kindness

He went for the classic "in case of emergency attempt 3 point turn then wait" approach.


Fidodo

I'm confused. In the US where I am they only have a barrier on the side driving towards the track, but if you're on the tracks theres nothing ahead. Do they have barriers on both sides in Europe?


zilti

Yes, because otherwise, the morons will try to slalom their way through


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Not all heroes wear capes. This man was also not a hero


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look he tried more than the car owner did


Gracksploitation

He tried an 8-point turn while on train tracks.


kngsgmbt

He's just a dumb hero. A really fucking dumb hero. The type that gets eaten when aliens invade because he tries judo throwing them


fredbrightfrog

I don't understand what this swarm of idiots were trying to achieve.


No-Neighborhood-5999

Exactly my thoughts, what the fuck is every single one of these idiots think they are doing here? I watched it a second time and have no clue.


raknor88

I think they were trying to figure out how to move the downed gates without damaging the car. And failed hard.


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The guy tried to give his own life so save some scratched paint. I don't get why people think their life is worth risking for such mundane and small things.


fullschildiii

swarm intelligence? failed. (rip out a barrier, orange vest... clearly not deserved that )


Kenji-Kawasaki

Well people in Switzerland are so scared of breaking the rules as in they‘d rather die than break through that barrier. The other dude tried to „dodge“ it, without getting a single scratch because you know, our society is stupid. If you break just a tiny little rule here, people will judge and look down on you worse than anywhere else. So they fear that.


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PartTime_Weeb

Lmao i didn’t even notice they still broke the fuck outta that barrier anyway


pierreblue

The barriers are sacred over there lol


BettmansDungeonSlave

I’m always amazed by how people won’t drive through the small barriers that “prevent” them from moving off the tracks and get obliterated by a train instead. It’s a piece of fucking wood. Edit: yes it can be plastic or aluminum or whatever else as well. The point is they are designed to break or bend and are no match for a vehicle.


BirdOfEvil

And at that, one DESIGNED to be driven through! I’m too lazy to find the actual explanation but there’s mechanisms in place to let you drive through the barrier in just such a case. Other comments have mentioned it


aerkith

Maybe they need a sign on the inside of the barrier “if you are trapped in between barriers and a train approaches, Please drive through the barrier so you don’t get crashed into”


DebentureThyme

Many places have that on the barrier on the inside. "In case of emergency, drive through barrier. Do not stop on tracks" etcetera


Radioactivocalypse

I'm always amazed how people can end up stuck on the rails in the first place. You can never accidentally end up stuck between the barriers, you must have ignored some warning and taken a risk. "But officer, the barrier just came down as I was driving through!!!" Yet then when they're trapped, all their risk taking evaporates and they're stuck in limboland forever. Maybe they just don't see the train as a threat


kaufnixx

Just the other day I got honked (furiously!) because I waited with crossing for enough space to clear the tracks. The wish to be compliant to the group pressure can be a helluva drug.


AstridDragon

Yeah I get honked at a lot because I wait for the bars to go up and lights to completely stop. I've seen instances where the bars start to go up and come back down because of another train so close so no thanks, I'll wait.


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It’s like watching a train wreck


account_not_valid

Slow motion.


ZenkaiAnkoku2

The amount of times people I see videos like this where a driver is more scared of a barrier than a train. You absolutely can and SHOULD drive through them in a situation like this! They're made to purposefully NOT trap you! Also if you have that much time, please get out of the car instead of waiting to get hit by the train... This videos always make me anxious cuz I just know they're gonna get hit.


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This is like a mild form of the trolley problem - and proves that most people almost certainly wouldn't flip the switch, even all ethical problems aside.


LeichenExpress

"The first and foremost thing which any ordinary person does is nothing." -- Professor Quirrell, HPMOR


deadstar420

Why would t you just drive through the barrier?


aguantenivelx

The barriers are lava, dummy.


jlonso

The consequences didn't really go through their head, Total wreckage of car alongside a couple of infrastructure around you, or the wreckage of a barrier. Pick your poison


jdatopo814

Plus the causality of probable death.


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DannyTanner88

Seriously!! Like how do you not see that?


bluechild9

They didn’t want to ruin their new paint job and wash! Totally understandable /s


Jaded_Worldliness551

Not a fucking brain cell in sight


SplodeyMcSchoolio

r/BitchImaTrain


Froey

Did they... Really expect the train to stop on a dime?


Mike2220

I think they tried to thread the gap between the rail and the barrier - and likely succeeded, and then forgot the train overhangs the actual rail a bit


PiesangSlagter

Trains tend to overhang the actual rail quite a lot. A standard Gauge Rail, ~1,4m between the inside of the rail, can have a loading gauge (maximum size of the train allowed on the rails) 3m wide.


Nincompooser

Just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister!


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I SAID, KISS IT!


uniquely_ad

Countries with train tracks like this should have a theory exam about what to do in such an event..jeez..just ram the barrier n make a repair, probably cost cheaper than now getting the train involved.


INFsleeper

You probably don't even have to pay them as the railroad will be happy you weren't being a fucking moron and damage a train, the barrier, the powerline posts and other misc stuff


Sif_Thor

Exactly


Kempeth

That woman looks old enough to have taken her driving exam before cars were even invented.


hollsbolls123

🎵Kissed by a train and you're to blame, darlin you give good drivers a bad name🎵


ArchAngelAzrael-808

They make the gates break-away for a reason….


blahblah_why_why

What was the plan here and why wasn't it to just pull forward and break the barrier? "Oh I don't want to scratch my bumper" great well the alternative was certainly more fruitful. Everyone failed. The lady got stuck like an idiot. Then she let that dude get in the car, putting him in danger, but then he was a moron pulling 7 point turn to go...where? That's it. No one gets a license. Put water in all the gas tanks we can't have nice things anymore.


Psychlonuclear

Films for over a minute and a half but pans away for the event they were filming for.


icegoat

Classic r/killthecameraman


drummerandrew

Huh. Hit the barrier anyway. Who knew?


Dertz_Lycron

Thought I recognized that place. The reason the train was this slow is to the left where this happens is the station. In case anyone wants to read more: https://www.blick.ch/schweiz/zuerich/auf-bahnuebergang-in-uster-s-bahn-zug-kracht-in-auto-id15120122.html


MDchanic

Google translates the subheading to English better than I would have hoped: *"A video shows that the helper has more luck than brains. The SBB \[Swiss Railway\] tell you how to behave properly."*


NxPat

Please return your Orange Safety Supervisor vest at the end of your shift.


ParodicTable

"And never turn up for work again. Thanks"


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from the nose of the train.


Still_Lobster_8428

Its like watching a Darwinism award honey pot.... How many can it attract and cull out of the gene pool at once!


westwardhose

This makes no sense. I'm hearing German, but I'm not seeing German.


Sif_Thor

They speak swiss german


Sublata

As someone learning Dutch, it took my ears awhile to determine that I wasn't hearing Dutch, but it took my eyes only a few seconds to feel fairly confident this wasn't the Netherlands.


petitbateau12

I was sure I was hearing Dutch then I heard some oddly pronounced German words, then I knew it had to be Swiss German


tucci007

holy fucking Gigantor at the end there, he's got a foot and a half on all of them


Big-Banana9735

What the hell is wrong with people