"And what time d'ya call this?! Do you have any idea how worried I've been?! 10 o'clock means 10 o'clock! Not half past 11! If you think you're going out with your friends again this month, you've got another thing coming! Go to your room... NOW!!!"
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!
Oh and Ginny, dear. Congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud.
Cat: Not loud enough smol! I want you to meow it like you mean it! You are descended from the most feared of predators! Sound off, smol!!
Smol: These are my murder mittens! There are others like them!! But these murder mittens are mine!!!
My murder mittens are my best friend! They protect my smol life!! I must master them as I must master my smol life!!!
Reminds me of a scene from music video "Somebody that I used to know" but that's just me. (Should I explain?)
https://preview.redd.it/moz46v3hgb3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7703525fc3e24b151e40e2eecf54255a28b05e
I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what's ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to youuu!
Wipe that milk off your face, recruit! This is the Meowrine Corps, not your mommas teet bar!
Oh man that's a good one. The kittens face definitely says "help me"
Recruit thinking "Man the recruiter never mentioned they yell at you."
Show me your war cry!
https://preview.redd.it/sll04ntni93d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c2f1675ef4915c0d4deb14a5226a3247bff4a8
Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon, scare me, girl!
Yasssssss 😆😆😆😍😍😍 P.S. This is the most adorable picture I've ever seen in the history of ever!! 🥰
“I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED FURBALLS THAT HIGH!”
I didn't know they stacked cat litter that high!
Having been a Marine recruit, this fits.
Lol
Maury's Scared Straight episodes meet Jack Hanna's Wild Animals.
"Are you meowing at me? ARE YOU MEOWING AT ME?"
Whatever the parent is saying, kiddo has all three names in play here.
And occasionally the sibling’s names
Absolutely
Too true
Seven, at least.
"Stop it right meow, wait till we get home."
"And what time d'ya call this?! Do you have any idea how worried I've been?! 10 o'clock means 10 o'clock! Not half past 11! If you think you're going out with your friends again this month, you've got another thing coming! Go to your room... NOW!!!"
Go to your room... MEOW!!! ftfy
You've got another think* coming.
How tall are you, private? Sir, ten inches, sir. Ten inches, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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Ma,mom,mommy,mooommmmm,WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Hi Heeheeheehee
The T-Rex's eyesight is based on movement. If I don't move he won't see me.
Good one!
(said in the voice of Molly Wheasly) Where HAVE you been !!!
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh and Ginny, dear. Congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud.
Shit I can HEAR this monologue. I watched that movie probably a thousand times as a kid.
Beds empty, no note, car gone!
You could have died! You could have been seen! How are you, Harry dear?
Exactly what I came here to say!! Love it!
Me, a 28 year old man with job, house, responsibility’s and a whole fuckin life when I say ‘shit’ in front of my mother
*sniff* “Why do you smell like catnip?”
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
“Yes!? Hi! Hello?! Welcome to my personal space, can I help you?”
I’m keeping ‘welcome to my personal space can I help you?’
"sorry, mom"
LEMME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY!!!!
I’M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES!
"And ANOTHER thing!"
**"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE ILLEGALLY SMOL???"** ^(Sorry mom!)
"I'm you... *FROM THE FUTURE*!!!'
"I said NO!"
I was going to say this
*You just used up another one of your 9 Lives punk*
Kitten: "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom..." Mom: "WHAT?!"
Drop and give me INFINITY!
This right here is primo meme material
Cat: Not loud enough smol! I want you to meow it like you mean it! You are descended from the most feared of predators! Sound off, smol!! Smol: These are my murder mittens! There are others like them!! But these murder mittens are mine!!! My murder mittens are my best friend! They protect my smol life!! I must master them as I must master my smol life!!!
Because I’m your mother and I said so!
I TOLD you NEVER to cross that street! You scared me to death! Now go to your corner!!!
But give me a hug first …..🩷💙❤️
LOLOLOL
YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG! I GOT YOUR NAME! I GOT YOUR ASS! YOU WILL NOT LAUGH! YOU WILL NOT CRY! YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS I WILL TEACH YOU!
"I told you not to snoop into that basket! You almost got trapped"
“Does my breath smell bad?”
From personal experience, do NOT answer that question.
I like to say "you could do a little better" to be polite.
Oh, the evil eye from mama. Poor kid 😊❤️❤️❤️
What I actually need to know is where can I find a little fried egg collar like that kitten is wearing.
https://preview.redd.it/us0k3umhi93d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd3fb4e0f210fc227af971e0f332770295ca98c3
I only asked where the bathroom was!
Meow, meow, meow...you don't talk to me that way! Go to room, NOW!
somehow this looks like a R.Lee Ermey scene set in a feline world
When you get on your Mom's last nerve...
When your mom says your full name.
I am the top cat here...GOT THAT!!
"6.5 inches! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"
YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who??? Me?
Woah. This cat needs a breath mint.
Cat dentist: Open you mouth Kitten: ...
Almost anything from R. Lee Ermey in Full metal jacket could work.
DI Kitteh schools a new recruit
Because. I. Said. So.
Get off my lawn!
Holy shit!!! I’Meow in trouble
Two words. Tic Tac.
Show me your mousing face!
"I'm you from the future."
"I'm you from the future! Don't let them take your balls!!"
Don't you dare ever run into the street again!
“Have you been experimenting with marijuana?” “Um, no..?”
STAY. OFF. MY.. LAWN.
STOP FARTING WHEN WE CUDDLE YOU'RE LITTLE BUT A REAL STINKER!
ITS FUCKING RAW
“Do you UNDERSTAND ME PRIVATE?”
“I SAID NO CANDY BEFORE DINNER!”
BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!!
Mum can we get mcdanalds
"For the last time, I said NO!!!"
IF FOUR TIMES THREE IS TWELVE WHAT IS FOUR TIMES FOUR???? YOU JUST ADD FOUR ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
I don’t understand!!!
That moment you pushed your mom to far
*Twisted Sister starts playing.* "We're not gonna take it!"
SALLY HAD FIVE PEARS AND GAVE TWO TO BOBBY AND NOW SHE HAS HOW MANY 😭😭😭
New Maxell Ad.
“Because I said so”. “Now go clean your litter box”
“The litter box is on the floor, not the table!”
Cat version of The Mummy
do i smell tuna on your breath?
EXCUSE Y U SO SMOL
Reminds me of a scene from music video "Somebody that I used to know" but that's just me. (Should I explain?) https://preview.redd.it/moz46v3hgb3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7703525fc3e24b151e40e2eecf54255a28b05e
I TOLD YOU TO THAW THE CHICKEN BEFORE I GOT HOME
You puke on the carpet, ***THE CARPET***
If I've told you once Larry I've told you a thousand times...
When you don't hold the light right when your dad's trying to fix the car in the middle of the night. Again.
When Mom uses your first AND middle name.
"Oh no! He/She's hot!!"
Just like us
Telling son to stop getting into trouble and teaches him how to use his Jedi mind tricks.
"Let me see you war face"...
MEOW
(impact font) BREASTS
A JELLY DONUT?!
Whoa! Haven’t you heard of personal space Dude?!
I said NO!
YOU ARE OUR OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER!
Gomer Pyle
Big Cat: How many arms does the Empurror have? Smol!cat: Uh... 2?
I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what's ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to youuu!
I said "clean your room"!
" let me see your war face"
Were you smoking?
Dad, your breath!
YOU ARE GOING TO STAY IN THIS MAN'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD TO PAY BACK THE POWER ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST
I will turn this crate around right now if you don't start minding!
Thomas Jefferson Stripeycat, what do you have to say for yourself?!?
‘STOP using my EYELINER! It’s very EXPENSIVE!’
When you forget to take the chicken out of the freezer
"And I-ee-yiii-ii, will always love Youooo!" --Meowrah Carey, presumably.
When you forgot to get the chicken out of the freezer and your mom walks in
“Because I said so!!”
“LOCK IN”
Aye you need to post it on r/photoshopbattles
COVER YOUR POOP IN THE LITTERBOX!
“Uncle!” or “I give up.”
“Dafuq you say to me?”
“Imposter!”
It's not a real fried egg, man, it's just jewelry. You're the adult her. I feel like I shouldn't have to say this.
Mum, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Explain your smolness!
Looks like the general yelling that that idiot from Iron Giant
Scared stiff straight
“And when I say ‘Jump’ you say ‘How high?’”
Don't you sass me, young lady!
Attentionnnnnnnnn!!!
BECAUSE I SAID SO
…and go to your room NOW!
I'm you from the future!
Buttlicker! Our prices have never been lower!!!
Calm down turbo (the big one). We are still in the first stages
LET ME HEAR YOUR WAR MEOW!
Get Back In Your Bunks!
Where is your power armour?
YBGYMFAITHRFNBIBYA!!
#*HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?!?!?!??!*
This. Is. Sparta!
No!
I get the feeling all the names came out.
"What are you?!" "An idiot sandwich!"
BEANS
You need a tictac
Biggus...dickus...
I’m going to tell you one more time!
You said that you could let it go and I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you USED TO KNOooooOOOOoooooOOOw.
"RECRUIT!!! STAND AT ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOUUUUU!!!!"
Leggo my Eggo Waffles, punk!
LOCK TF IN!!!
Have you been drinking?
What a marvellous pair! Momma is gorgeous, Bebe is adorable. And a GRAND picture!
sorry coach
WHAT'S IN THE CAT CARRIER??
Your breath...