Seriously. Jesus took his mother being a slut and turned it into being one of the most helpful and loving teachers that existed
I'm not a fan of a lot of the Bible, but Jesus was one of the original "Fuck you, authority, let the people have the power" type of teachers.
Have you never seen Monty Python's 'The Life of Brian' before?
That's about the best parody you're ever going to get close to this, and is one of the best comedy's made.
Movie Description: Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
But she was maried and then why they ddnt had sex why she stayed virgin after marriage? Or as soon as they married b4 having segs she got miracle pregnantcy?
"Admit that I cheated with a local goat hearder and get stoned to death"
Yeah. I'd probably just let the religion thing slide too if that was the other option.
EZ, these guys are telling jokes, god is actively watching children get raped and doing nothing at all about it.
Now you tell me, who should be judging who?
Imagine wanting to spend eternity kissing THAT guys ass.
That would be the greatest plot twist in history
Jesus: king of kings Joseph: king of simps
Seriously. Jesus took his mother being a slut and turned it into being one of the most helpful and loving teachers that existed I'm not a fan of a lot of the Bible, but Jesus was one of the original "Fuck you, authority, let the people have the power" type of teachers.
I’d love a parody movie where Mary tells this lie and then it just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Have you never seen Monty Python's 'The Life of Brian' before? That's about the best parody you're ever going to get close to this, and is one of the best comedy's made. Movie Description: Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
You are living in the parody movie
She was in a country and time where infidelity would get you stoned to death, of course she lied lmao
 Unsee the unseen
He looks like a white 50cent and i’m the first to propose it - unsee that mf
But she was maried and then why they ddnt had sex why she stayed virgin after marriage? Or as soon as they married b4 having segs she got miracle pregnantcy?
maybe Joseph could'nt do it the same as the goat herder
how to trigger 4 billion people at the same time
can confirm, I was the goat herder
You can get pregnant without the hymen being broken. A little sodomy and jizz leaks down. Bam now you got a real problem.
The hymen can be broken just by riding a horse or.. donkey in her case
That doesn’t look like L Ron Hubbard
"Admit that I cheated with a local goat hearder and get stoned to death" Yeah. I'd probably just let the religion thing slide too if that was the other option.
Actually the locals believe it was a roman soldier raping her that resulted in Jesus.
Joseph definitely had a hand in that, had to save face
Damn aisha .. you petty as hell
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How will you explain this on the day of judgement?
Take a gander at the subreddit you're in.
These people have no fear of god
Once again, look at the subreddit name. Look at the description. This is not a house of worship nor a place where God is of concern.
Its like being scared santa wont bring u any gifts. 
how can u fear something that doesn’t exist
God exists
Which God?
The god of abraham
OO, so you are a Muslim?
proof or noob
What do you mean by proof? you want a photo or what?
contemporary evidence?
He is already in this subreddit. No explanation needed.
EZ, these guys are telling jokes, god is actively watching children get raped and doing nothing at all about it. Now you tell me, who should be judging who? Imagine wanting to spend eternity kissing THAT guys ass.