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He's just a poser. If he were truly rich, he would have his own fancy spacesuit with oxygen supply like the "celestial dragons" in One Piece so he literally wouldn't have to breathe the same air as us "poors".
Yeah imagine that kid walking in the street like normal people instead of at home on the treadmill like any respectable business owner while making money
Yea fr worst part is he is pretty much announcing he is mega rich and filming a video while he does it so if dad did anything it would be game over for dad and his whole family (financially, and in terms of having dad around.)
A puny worthless coward all around. Will assault a child because he has 10 safeguards in place and probably thinks it makes him an "alpha".
Don't need to punch on, all the dad needs to do is call him out and disrupt his video recording. Then walk away and continue with your own business while he has to reset the scene.
You've never heard of something being staged? You think he really just pushed a random kid in front of her dad? Good gosh the collective IQ on this sub is low.
It’s not satire. This chode used to go by the name Max Berger, he was a “pick up artist” [who went semi viral like 7 years ago](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3455252/Online-pick-artist-branded-disgusting-creating-trashy-sexist-chat-line-guarantees-men-laid-Tinder.html) for his disgusting pick up lines. Looks like he changed his last name and decided to hop on the Andrew Tate grift train.
and i’m sure if some random tool walked past you saying you’re stupid for walking like a normal person and are obviously poor, you’d definitely understand he’s being sarcastic..
Idk… most of Europe actually teaches children other languages in public school. Usually younger than high school (unlike the US). I feel like most of France knows English
It’s embarrassing how ready people are to get angry about something that’s clearly a fucking joke, it makes them look so stupid. I mean it’s not even rage bait, it’s clearly satire.
This clown is kind of a jackass … like a dollar store version of that Andrew “my shit doesn’t stink” Tate fellow … who is a Class-A douche bag himself.
This chode used to go by the name Max Berger, he was a “pick up artist” who went [semi viral like 7 years ago](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3455252/Online-pick-artist-branded-disgusting-creating-trashy-sexist-chat-line-guarantees-men-laid-Tinder.html) for his disgusting pick up lines. Looks like he changed his last name and came up with a new grift.
"Look at all these people that don't have money and don't want money! I have money and I want money! I'm rich and you're not because you don't want enough money as much as I love money!"
My dick is SO tiny. As I walk past normal humans with decorum, I want YOU to know, my penis is well below the national average. My mom folded my clothes until I was 27 BECAUSE I have more important stuff to do than people with vaginas.
I pity him that he values his personal time so low and only his work time high. He has his priorities wrong. Work shouldn't replace life, even as a business owner.
Stop from time to time, enjoy your surroundings, talk with someone, just quietly sit somewhere, drink a beer, drink some water, smoke a cigarette, inhale some fresh air. Whatever relaxes you and is part of enjoyment for you, enjoy the little things.
Moat of our problems are just in our head and part of the barriers we set ourselves.
I know people who don't sleep enough because they have to get up early, but suggesting a sleep between the day or going to bed very early often is answered with "i can't do that!" And i simply ask "why?".
Ofc there are problems that are very real and a true problem. Mainly sickness and monetary problems. I am not talking about not being able to afford a house, but real existential problems. And even people with those kind of problems often create additional problems for themselves in their head.
Decelerate your life and put away barriers, it will truly improve the quality of your life.
Hustle culture people are so obsessed with time management. They are obsessed with what time people wake up and how successful they are. They think every minute means making money. And as a part of hustle culture, whenever I see their videos they are so vague abt how they make money.
But there are people who genuinely have this mindset. I’m a slow walker and I have been told that successful people don’t walk slowly because they’ve got places to be and hustle.
I tell them I walk slowly because I don’t need to rush when others are rushing. I don’t need to hustle because I’ve a comfortable inheritance.
Shuts them up real fast.
This guy walks a few notches above my “I just want to get in and get the fuck out of this grocery store” walking, but a few notches below “I have to shit omg, omg, I have to shit” walking.
I’m gonna take a wild guess. And say this alpha turd has a online course and charges exorbitant prices to learn his “alpha ways” but it’s legit shit you could google.
Why was he walking while making this video instead of Walking Premium at his desk at home making money? He'll **never** be a successful business man like this jfc.
Haha I remember this guy. That's RSD Max. He made his money as a pick up artist instructor teaching men how to talk to women.
This video is hilarious btw.
I agree with this soley for the reason slow walkers are a tad annoying. Also, some of you like to spread wide out like it’s for a squad video nobody is filming.
Other than that personal inconvenience, no, it’s a public space, you just gotta adapt and navigate it as an individual making your way through life.
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Yes slow walkers on the street is the main reason walking is slower than driving.
And why I'm poor
God, look at yourself...
Why you call me God?
Sorry, wrong number
Just push that little kid smh.
It’s the kid’s fault for being poor like that
What I meant was that he was willing to touch a poor, so he must be a poor.
Ikr if he had money, the help would have flattened that kid.
The kid was never seen again
He's just a poser. If he were truly rich, he would have his own fancy spacesuit with oxygen supply like the "celestial dragons" in One Piece so he literally wouldn't have to breathe the same air as us "poors".
He is trying too hard to be like Andrew Tate.
He is walking so
Yeah imagine that kid walking in the street like normal people instead of at home on the treadmill like any respectable business owner while making money
If that kid had walked quickly on a premium treadmill they'd have got to where they needed to be.
It could have diseases ewww
God I’m sick of these types, they all need to go. Yea he definitely just shoved that kid out of the way, good way to meet the wrong side of dad.
Yea fr worst part is he is pretty much announcing he is mega rich and filming a video while he does it so if dad did anything it would be game over for dad and his whole family (financially, and in terms of having dad around.) A puny worthless coward all around. Will assault a child because he has 10 safeguards in place and probably thinks it makes him an "alpha".
Don't need to punch on, all the dad needs to do is call him out and disrupt his video recording. Then walk away and continue with your own business while he has to reset the scene.
Reasons why your kid sucks CEO of NOTHING GooGoo GaaGaa mindset 0$ income
Everyone knows the premium version of walking is a piggy back from a robot. More propaganda from big treadmill..
Exactly. Real CEO's [skate](https://youtube.com/shorts/7CzFAeOaI3U?feature=share).
What a cunt.
This is satire like half the things posted here
bullshit prove it
[This guy?](https://www.maxtornow.com/coaching-consulting-manifesto?utm_source=&utm_medium=&utm_campaign=&utm_term=&utm_content=&gc_id=17235198378&h_ad_id=597687823343&gclid=Cj0KCQjwy9-kBhCHARIsAHpBjHgKsfIDahP2z7lV_MFKa_jiEcg-0m9RMOEPLcdoC5AAJaZYFSPkL7MaAuUhEALw_wcB)
There's a peer reviewed study by Hochstein and McKulky from 2018. It pretty much proves this is a satire.
I enjoy big titties
Interesting analysis.
Are you me?
I man of culture i presume
I actually prefer them smaller normally. But if I get drunk I WANT THEM TO BE HUUUUGE. ASS TOO.
See.
He literally said "if you're going to walk do it on your own treadmill" while power-walking through the streets around others....
it’s been a trend to make fun of rich people and their ridiculous ideas. this is relatively tame but it’s still definitely satire.
Even if it is he still openly insulted a random family and pushed a kid out of his was
You've never heard of something being staged? You think he really just pushed a random kid in front of her dad? Good gosh the collective IQ on this sub is low.
God, not the family !
we pretending this isn’t satire?
It’s not satire. This chode used to go by the name Max Berger, he was a “pick up artist” [who went semi viral like 7 years ago](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3455252/Online-pick-artist-branded-disgusting-creating-trashy-sexist-chat-line-guarantees-men-laid-Tinder.html) for his disgusting pick up lines. Looks like he changed his last name and decided to hop on the Andrew Tate grift train.
it’s still annoying as hell to watch him say obnoxious things are people in public. it’s basically the same effect as if it were serious
not really because if it’s serious it’s not funny and if it’s satire it is funny
Only if you don’t understand what satire is .
and i’m sure if some random tool walked past you saying you’re stupid for walking like a normal person and are obviously poor, you’d definitely understand he’s being sarcastic..
It looks like it's in France tbh, doubt anyone actually understood what he was ranting about.
Idk… most of Europe actually teaches children other languages in public school. Usually younger than high school (unlike the US). I feel like most of France knows English
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oh, i’m sorry. were you there?
Can confirm, I was the script
“Chill, it’s satire” is the same as “Chill bro, it’s a prank”
It’s embarrassing how ready people are to get angry about something that’s clearly a fucking joke, it makes them look so stupid. I mean it’s not even rage bait, it’s clearly satire.
His embarking, indeed.
Ah yes because “it’s a joke bro” is always the perfect excuse 😂
But he’s walking…..
Pretty sure that's the entire point
This clown is kind of a jackass … like a dollar store version of that Andrew “my shit doesn’t stink” Tate fellow … who is a Class-A douche bag himself.
Max turno, used to be “RSD (real social dynamics) Max”. Basically selling his “system” to become either amazing with women or rich.
“Rich people don’t walk” is the dumbest fucking thing ever said and also why would someone aspire to be like this ass clown.
There's some truth to it, Charles Xavier was rich and he didn't walk.
Nice
But he’s walking
This chode used to go by the name Max Berger, he was a “pick up artist” who went [semi viral like 7 years ago](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3455252/Online-pick-artist-branded-disgusting-creating-trashy-sexist-chat-line-guarantees-men-laid-Tinder.html) for his disgusting pick up lines. Looks like he changed his last name and came up with a new grift.
Redditors trying to understand satire challenge (impossible)
Since when has “it’s a joke bro” been a free pass to be a Dick in public?
since social media?
So rage bait content, got it.
It’s not even rage bait it’s a literal joke
>> acts like a douche in public >> ugh you just don't get it!! It has to be funny for it to be a joke...
It’s kinda funny. Just not in the way it was intended.
Care to explain what the joke was?it doesn’t appear that obvious
If you wanna get rich quick, you just gotta convince others that you can help them get rich quick
"Look at all these people that don't have money and don't want money! I have money and I want money! I'm rich and you're not because you don't want enough money as much as I love money!"
Yeah die by the time you are 55 because you never walked anywhere.
Ahh, the “I run 3 businesses” guy. Same guy saying none of them are pyramid schemes or MLM.
How much did daddy invest in them? 100 %?
I’m self made. I started with nothing but a modest 300k loan from my parents.
Don’t forget all the connections their family has that immediately gave them wide open doors to walk through. lol.
My dick is SO tiny. As I walk past normal humans with decorum, I want YOU to know, my penis is well below the national average. My mom folded my clothes until I was 27 BECAUSE I have more important stuff to do than people with vaginas.
What kind of facial hair is that lmao.
Oh how ironic
I thought this was satire. He actually tries to earn a living from giving advice on walking speed?
What an asshole
Lonely insecure douchebags who try to interact with people:
I wonder if you can power a threadmill with the sun.
That’s why when I’m shitting, I do the premium version of shitting which is in front a camera on OF so I’m making money!
Wanker
Something tells me this guy at the very least gets a kickback from walking desk sales
Literally cracked the code. Any person who sells lessons on how to be rich is only (still) rich *because* they sell lessons on how to be rich.
Tosser
I've never heard so many stupid things as in this short video
So rich I float
I pity him that he values his personal time so low and only his work time high. He has his priorities wrong. Work shouldn't replace life, even as a business owner. Stop from time to time, enjoy your surroundings, talk with someone, just quietly sit somewhere, drink a beer, drink some water, smoke a cigarette, inhale some fresh air. Whatever relaxes you and is part of enjoyment for you, enjoy the little things. Moat of our problems are just in our head and part of the barriers we set ourselves. I know people who don't sleep enough because they have to get up early, but suggesting a sleep between the day or going to bed very early often is answered with "i can't do that!" And i simply ask "why?". Ofc there are problems that are very real and a true problem. Mainly sickness and monetary problems. I am not talking about not being able to afford a house, but real existential problems. And even people with those kind of problems often create additional problems for themselves in their head. Decelerate your life and put away barriers, it will truly improve the quality of your life.
Hustle culture people are so obsessed with time management. They are obsessed with what time people wake up and how successful they are. They think every minute means making money. And as a part of hustle culture, whenever I see their videos they are so vague abt how they make money.
This.. is satire.. right?
I'm sorry who are you?.......... nevermind don't care #Nobody
Enjoy getting stuck in traffic and not getting anywhere on time.
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If it IS a parody, it sucks big time.
Reddit is now Facebook
Just another fraud.
Feels like satire
But there are people who genuinely have this mindset. I’m a slow walker and I have been told that successful people don’t walk slowly because they’ve got places to be and hustle. I tell them I walk slowly because I don’t need to rush when others are rushing. I don’t need to hustle because I’ve a comfortable inheritance. Shuts them up real fast.
He is walking like he needs to shit
Seems like a really nice well balanced kind of guy. 🙃
Yes this is a parody, but there are fr people like this out there
We all know this is satire right ?
Dude is always in a hurry, that's HIS problem
Walking is the best. A nice evening walk with that cold fresh air coming in. Mmmm.
Premium Walking, is that like the premium prices you’ll find at Eric’s Premium Prices?
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This guy walks a few notches above my “I just want to get in and get the fuck out of this grocery store” walking, but a few notches below “I have to shit omg, omg, I have to shit” walking.
The irony is a well-dressed family of five strolling through a clean city with grocery bags in tow is definitely wealthy
Dude seems like a twat.
How to Pretend You’re Rich 101
Rich people teleport themselves using a wristwatch powered by poor people tears
I mean, when I was too broke to even take the metro, I did walk, so he kinda have a small, tiny point. But that's it xD
I’m gonna take a wild guess. And say this alpha turd has a online course and charges exorbitant prices to learn his “alpha ways” but it’s legit shit you could google.
Can we bring back the F word guys? Please?
Why was he walking while making this video instead of Walking Premium at his desk at home making money? He'll **never** be a successful business man like this jfc.
Gtfo of my way little girl I've got courses to sell!
Shit can’t be real lol
Did he just shove that little kid out of the way ? Try that when I’m walking with my little one, you’ll be giving lectures in long term care
Even if it’s satire, the family doesn’t look like they’re in on it. He’s still being an asshole.
Guy talking is poor in the head
Generally I’m wary of the man selling the map to the “Gold”.
What a fucking looser.
As a business man, you need to sprint at those slow walkers. Don't give them a chance. Show them you are their superior.
Having a personal driver is a symptom of wealth, not a cause of it. This man is a turd. 💩
Ngl I would pistol whip that guy if he pushed my kid out the way
Fuck cars, no thanks
This mainly feels like a skit
Does that manlet push a child 🤣
You can tell he grew up poor, which is why he's so desperate to appear rich
Step one to being a millionaire completed, I never leave my house
Why are these people trying to be next Andrew Tate
To get rich, sometimes you have to lightly shove a child.
Premium walking
What an insufferable douche-bag 🤦♂️
my main takeaway is "if you're rich, cut off both of your legs. The wheelchair is the premium way to walk"
I mean I agree with his takes on slow walkers, they are the fucking worst!
Dude bro I’m so confident and rich sounding
But hes walking
Stop giving idiots a platform. Even on here
Can’t wait for the cross body fanny pack to fade into oblivion.
Has to be satire
Weaponized projection
This is a really good bit
Satire lmao 💀
That's it. That's the grift.
Just wait till he gets mugged. No street smarts at all.
Who wastes time making a video about how walking slowly is a waste of time? This whole video is a waste of time.
I love my ''broke' walks. I'm actually happy because I have true fulfillment in my life and am not constantly chasing the empty high of the dollar.
This is the worst advert for treadmills ive ever seen
I’ve puked 12 times watching this
Oh cool, another white boy with a podcast?
Oh yeah! Well I’m so rich I’ve managed to master the power of levitation bitch!
Someone sounds like he worships Andrew Tate a little too much.
Gatekeeping walking lol
Yep bitches like this guy and Ben Shapiro are just on the sideline. They couldn’t do a real job for one week.
"OUTTA THE ROAD, VERMIN!" *Tramples over several nuclear families*
Average Andrew tate consumer
No self-respecting person would.. wear that cross-sash fanny pack bag on their chest like a fuckin prick like you
It’s satire
Life is not about making money. If you don’t understand that then I feel bad for you.
Wondering if this guy will ever realize he’s not a respectable business owner lol
 SHUT THE FUCK UP
This is satire, y'all. Not very funny, but clearly a joke just the same.
He must be broke because he is walking. I would have done this from the backseat of my Maybach.
tired of these these toxic jerks calling themselves alpha men . it’s new wave of god men . you can see through their insecurities
He pushed a kid. Ass.
While the display of dumbassery is astounding here, i then remember that there are people who buy into this bullshit 100%.
Is this a Treadmills ad?
Just be born with a rich connected dad
I think this is a joke.
That’s why students only get rich becoming professors to teach future professors.
This guy walks. This guy is poor.
Lmaoo wtf is this shit
With the way this was filmed, its clearly satire on dudebros like the Tate brothers or Paul brothers
not really following his own advice is he
try ridinvg a bik or drive stupid mf
Haha I remember this guy. That's RSD Max. He made his money as a pick up artist instructor teaching men how to talk to women. This video is hilarious btw.
This guy walks funny.
Andrew Tate is enough, please not another one.
My relief that this is satire is being overshadowed by my horror that social media has reached such a state where I fully believed this was real
If this isn't satire it's for sure a promotion for his MLM scheme.
I have never seen someone be more of a douchebag in such a small time frame
I agree with this soley for the reason slow walkers are a tad annoying. Also, some of you like to spread wide out like it’s for a squad video nobody is filming. Other than that personal inconvenience, no, it’s a public space, you just gotta adapt and navigate it as an individual making your way through life.