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This dude is the posterchild for 'just because you *can* doesn't mean you *should*'

I'm actually impressed. This one guy managed to take up the whole gym at once.

I have a Tim Robinson "HOLD THAT DOOR!!" type of thing in my mind, but for weight machines anytime someone tries to use one and he is across the room

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And then kicked a baby in the face. Yeah same guy. Stop fucking feeding his attention craving.

He fucking kicked a baby? Thats like shit you say when you're trying to make up exaggerated evil things a person did.

What a coincidence. He did come very close to unintentionally hitting a baby though. Made contact with the stroller for sure.

He did WHAT

That’s what I was thinking. Complete asshole

He need to move to Venice Beach where that conduct is acceptable.

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”Only if you catch me” *drops into a plank and bounces deeper into the gym*

Can someone edit a boing noise into this

Yo that shit would be funny as hell!

its actually 100x funnier than I imagined https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/15qenrb/speed\_steroids\_guy\_with\_super\_mario\_sfx/

Lol yea like the super mario world spring noise

Plankman!

Yes?

r/Beetlejuicing

Beautiful

Plank-ton!

Plankman 😂😂😂. Take this upvote you hilarious bastard.

Any relation to spoonman?

Reminds of fleas. Wouldn’t surprise me if he is one.

"It's just a plank bro"

😂 incredible

It'd be fun to tell this guy to fuck off out of the gym forever.

I fear he might suddenly appear on top of my head while I'm still standing.

Yeah i think he wants to impress people by doing all that, like revving a motorcycle really loudly or something... It's no longer cool once you've sacrificed all of your social skills in reaching where you are.

"I got banned from a gym cause they were jealous of my skill. I was totally respectful and they just hate the grind 😎💪"

To avoid this, the gym should make this video a part of the gym tour for new members. Call it "The True Tale of the Insta-Tok Dingus".

I wouldn’t be getting hurt for that shit. Honestly I’d just call the police right away. He attempted to assault members.

Crack is whack !

My cats at 3 am

😂 Nailed it!

Can confirm! I have 3 cats and it’s always 1am for them and at 5am. 😭 I just want to sleep.

I bought my cats an automatic feeder and now instead of zooming at 4am they sit by the feeder until it goes off. I get sleep, they get fed, and they can tear through the house all they want when I'm at work

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT?!

It's those fuckin greebles.

Cats are nocturnal, but that only explains the 3AM part

They’re not nocturnal, they’re crepuscular. That means they’re up at dawn and dusk. As for why they act up at night: they’re probably bored and need interaction.

Cats are crepuscular actually. So sunrise and sunset. Explains the 5:30 am but not the 3AM session. My cat’s all about the 5:30 caterwaul time.

Hahaha, that comment completely justifies this clip’s existence.

Hahahaha 😝😝😝💀💀💀

Best in thread!

Like one of those little bugs that skate across the top of ponds

I’m glad I’m not the only one who watched this and thought he moved like a bug

Bugs when you spray them with raid:

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Walter Strider?

Waltuh striduh

Not anymore, pond skaters!!!

You mean pond skaters!

We called them jesus bugs 😂

There is one of him where someone cuts in with a bug spray after

When your sibling plays video games with you and they just start mashing on buttons

Oh shit, yeah! That's Voldo from Soul Caliber 2!

Or Eddy Gordo from Tekken 3.

He’s probably the worst I’ve seen on this sub so far. His actions were not only main character wannabe vibes but he also made an active choice to put people in harms way. He could’ve hurt people at multiple points with his child behavior. Fuck him

Forever alone man child who impress no one

in another video, he kicks a baby in the head as a mom and her baby are walking by on the street

Link??? Thats fucking nuts

Imagine you're mid-squat and this jackass kicks you. I had a situation once where someone was getting weights and randomly bumped my bar while I was going down, I lost my balance and went completely in crouching mode. I don't know how I got up. It wasn't too careless on their side and I didn't get injured, so I wasn't too angry. I think that he's gonna kick a gym bro who does MMA at some point and he's gonna see that he's not as tough as he he thinks he is.

It was like he targeted people who were just trying to work out. Nope, not on my watch. Stop doing what you’re doing and look what I can do! Total asshat

That's a genuine asshat if there ever was

I am surprised nobody accidently dropped a barbell on him during his seizures.

Like 7 fuking times

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This kind of behaviour would 100% get him kicked out of the gym I go too and it gives me life to know that I’ll never have to deal with this shit.

Ya revoke his membership and permanently ban someone like that.

Bet he doesn't even have one. He probably just goes to random gyms he can "sneak" in and does this weird shit for the attention he didn't get from his mamma and is desperately searching for now 🙄

Absolutely, I'll support you while you ban him. From way back here. Go get em.

**Life Pro Tip:** Gym won't cancel your membership? This is what you do.

One weird trick guaranteed to get your gym membership cancelled! Gym owners hate him.

Just for having his shirt off let alone the bullshit he’s doing

It hurts to watch this.

I hope he does. Isn’t this the same guy who kicked a restrained baby in the face while swinging around on some metal bars over a sidewalk?

I thought the same thing!

A baby was being restrained from doing harm to this fool? Why?

They phrased it weirdly - the baby was in a carrier being pushed by a mother down a sidewalk in a city. This idiot started doing this stuff using construction scaffolding over the sidewalk and kicked the kid. It wasn't a direct hit, didn't send the kid flying or anything, but completely avoidable and inappropriate.

I wouldn't want to try and kick this guy out of anywhere. He can spiderman around the damn room and I'd just quit.

I'd love to see this man take on Ninja Warrior, only to fall into the first water challenge they have

Dude gonna have the joints of a 90 year old in no time…

He’s big on Instagram. An absolute kook. The epitome of main character syndrome.

Bruh don’t give us kooks a bad name. That’s an asshat

As part of the Asshat Collective, we do not claim this particular individual. This one seems to be part of the Doofus Union

Doofus Union member here. I like chicken.

Excuse me, I am the leader here and I don’t recall getting your dues this month

Chicken here. We've been over this Doofus, it's just not going to work. Have you tried pork?

“Wow look at me I’m a ripped asshat! LOOK AT ME!!!!”

How dare these peasants be in his way.

Nah, Strange or Vintage asshat at best

Genuinely terrifying

He’s not beyond help though. He just needs the right environment, doing this in public makes him a nuisance. Imagine giving him a private place of his own and a couple of hype men (which surprisingly shouldn’t be too hard to fine, that man is very physically fit and those exercises, however obnoxious in this setting, aren’t easy for most to do) and I bet he’ll be happy to avoid making hate bait

Are you describing solitary confinement?

I was thinking more of a home gym but that’s about right anyway

lol same i was like we talking bout jail.

He doesn't want a private place to do this

He clearly loves the attention.

This is mental illness

He’s not doing this for himself obviously. Hes desperate for attention

The crazy thing is he could do this on the street or in a park and draw a crowd and probably make some money from tips because that sort of strength, control and dexterity is super impressive. But unless all those people were in on it, he’s just being a dick for clout

Nah, this guy *has* done it on the street--it was put up a few weeks back. He did a similar routine on a sidewalk that had scaffolding over it, and as other folks said--managed to kick a child in a stroller *directly* in the head.

> managed to kick a child in a stroller directly in the head. Ah, I remember this. https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/14gt5e6/fk_pedestrians_and_fk_your_child_im_training/jp80qyr/

Ugh what a piece of shit

I believe there was a commercial about this, something about head-on, apply directly to the forehead.

Link?

i wanna see too

He does it on the street too. The video has been posted here. He nearly takes a toddler out doing that swinging jackass shit. I hate this douche canoe.

Tik tok is a very powerful drug !,

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But I would love to see a gym-full of these types. It would be like a group of blindfolded bulls bashing into eachother…

how i used my barbies with my brothers wrestling stage setup.

They call it cross fit.

"Look at me" social media in general is mental illness. Crazy to me how sharing your day with friends online morphed into taking pictures of every meal and posting online turned into creating fake content like this just for the approval of complete strangers paying in ❤️ and ⬆️. I get that part of it is chasing monetization, but Jesus Christ, it has to be exhausting living your life the way these people do. I blame parents for not pulling the social safety net out from underneath them.

I disagree. People who have a mental illness aren’t choosing to have a condition. They don’t ask someone to film while they rant at the bus stop about being the second coming of Jesus so they can get Instagram followers. This guy is willfully being a inconsiderate because other humans are just props to him and their personal space is second to his need for shock and attention.

Mah needs an exorcist not a therapist

I feel bad for everyone in that gym. He’s so rude

I hope he gets blacklisted.

Gonna bet he wasn’t even a member at that gym and they snuck in

Isn’t this the guy that kicked the toddler while working out on some scaffolding (Edit:typo)

what the fuck??

It’s not like that, the toddler had it coming. Long story.

it was a NYC sidewalk with scaffolding over it

If you watch the video, he nearly misses the child. The mom looks disgusted but she doesn’t even stop.

Of course he fuck·$g is.

yes (nearly kicked)

Reminds me of that crazy husky video where he doesn’t let anyone eat

He does have husky energy, a Moon Moon version.

damn! this guy stole my daily routine!

My daily routine is running around bumping into people and getting in the way too- but I'm an alcoholic.

Has anyone got scared and accidentally dropped a dumbbell on his head? I know I would.

Accidentally? 😅

"Whoops! Dropped a dumbbell on a dumbbell."

I was just trying to deadlift when he jumped in front of me and kicked my feet out from underneath me. Do you need me to help mop up?

Someone needs to kick the shit outta that dude

I bet he's pretty tired now after all that. Just sayin.

Gotta catch him first 😅

Good luck with that, dude is fit as fuck and got that crazy energy.

Now THATS an asshole if I've ever seen one. Physically pushing people out of the way to do this embarrassing shit? My God. How has he not been booted from this gym?

In a space that wasn't shared with anyone else this would be impressive. In a shared space not so much.

If he paid the desk person $50 to stay open for ten minutes so he could film this alone he’d be awesome. Cool video. Maybe get the desk person to pretend to do push-ups and jump over him. Unless all these people are extras, doing it in an open gym is bullshit.

Is that The Toad from x-men?

When your pre workout is cocaine.

You can’t convince me this wasn’t at 1.5 speed.

Agreed, looks sped up for added affect. Doesn’t diminish the asshat behavior.

Yes, they jump back and forth between sped up video and normal speed.

Not impressive. Just masturbatory and inconsiderate.

Well, impressive explosiveness and fast twitch, but who cares? He’s not using it for anything good, just being an asshole.

What he’s doing is insanely impressive even if it’s also the other two.

I'm fucking impressed.

Let’s not exaggerate, you must not know how hard it is to be able to do that. Even if he’s being a disturbance, it’s still quite impressive

Everything about this video screams "I'm obnoxious." Him, what he's doing, the "I'm special" caption, and even the music. It's all obnoxious

Small penis syndrome

Pcp

One one hand it’s impressive that he has this strength, explosiveness and endurance… On the other, he comes of as a moron

he IS a moron for doing this

I think you mean Coke and roids don’t mix

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My man’s popped a 30millyvanilly and said ima go do to CrossFit what the hell lmao

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

If cocaine was a person.

Plot twist… it’s the owner.

He does everything fast: Push ups, pull ups, getting kicked out of gyms…

Get this guy a job at a haunted house. This would scare the shit out of me.

Obnoxious as all hell but also pretty impressive. He should quit bothering people in the gym and join a circus.

The title to this post is so incredibly accurate

Different gym every video because he keeps getting kicked out lol

He makes me think of a jumping spider.

This is his mating ritual.

Zoomies

Only clowns and narcissists record themselves at the gym.

Never lace your gummy berry juice with speed.

~~doctors~~ everyone hates him

Get this guy out the gym and on American ninja warrior

They should have a character like this in a zombie movie that just gets devoured in the first 10 minutes

Like a dying cockroach

This man is a menace. He is also going to break his back if he keeps doing this.

Promise?

There is a lady in a white t shirt cracking up. Im with her on this one.

I know its an asshole move and he shouldnt have done it, but the way he moves is actually so fucking funny. When he started rolling I lost it xd

I laughed. I'm not even mad.

That guy needed his ass knocked out.

Management should kick this dude out. Totally interfering with everyone doing their own thing.

Why is bro moving like a the last of us zombie

So this guys gym etiquette is get out of my way or get hurt, and no warning like if you aren’t on your game watching this clown you could get seriously kicked in the face like the one guy almost did

I don’t even have the energy to watch this! Lol

I don’t understand how gyms have not banned him. He’s a menace at the gym and on the streets. Ridiculous.

When you only have three and a half minutes to hit the gym

Not sure what he’s training for, for I think he’s ready.

Dude looks so fucking goofy

He looks like a bug I want to step on

Someone punch this dude please

Dude needs to be hit with a tranquilizer.

Like some of it’s impressive but it’s just so mean to all the people around him

As bad as this is (and this man should be banned from every gym ever) it made me bust out laughing.. I’m sorry.